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>>2634056 The British Empire 1600 - 1815 Civil
war, revolution, civil war, revolution, behead king, dictator,
"Ireland, there is slaves there? war", "Africa there is slaves there?
cross-atlantic delivery service", Fund pirates to steal spains empire,
Dictator dies, get new king. Scotland does a greece, England bails out
Scotland, Scotland joins team UK. Jacobite revolution, "india there is
people to subjugate there? yes but Euros are there as well, War." Euro
allies Get attacked, War of polish succession, send them a goody bag,
don't help at all, steal french colonies. Jacobite revolution. Why make
guns when machines can? Euro allies Get attacked, Seven years war, send
them a goody bag, don't help at all, steal french/spanish colonies.
India conquered by capitalism, Government done nothing. Terrorists gun
down a few men cut off from reinforcements by the French, terrorist buy
lots of slaves, Britain's bastard son is born. France implodes, "lol",
France explodes, "Oh shit", Hire Euros to fight french, do nothing to
help, Euros all get raped Whilst stealing colonies, terrorist steal
attack colony, Britain takes it personally, burns terrorist capital to
ground. Frances freezes, round up raped Euros, lead them to victory
against frostbitten french. tl:dr Island easymode
1815-1900 Tea,
croquet, Ignore everyone, Live it up with slaves in colonies, slavery
abolished, Live it up with servants in colonies, Tea croquet.
1900-1945 FUCCKKGINNGGG GERMANS!111121111!!!!! |