Why ywould we envade when canada is lil brudder.

Why would you invade a country thats pretty dead set in becoming a part of yours eventually?

Jesus christ, are americans this stupid?

>U.S moves to invade Canada
>Chinese block the U.S invasion
>Canada starts selling oil to Chin
>phases out america
>Americas economy collapses

Seriously, if America did something to really piss off Canada, all Canada has to do is call the azns

The US owns Canada. We're just letting them keep it warm for us.

>>2578287
>U.S moves to invade Canada
>????
>White house burns down.

>>2578261
What country do you hail from? It's not because we are going to invade it or anything, promise.

Probably in a few decades.
We might be old by then.

because america and canada is like that couple that are not dateing but end up going out and haveing sex each weekend, not like friends with benifits, but more like both are too nervous to ask each others hand in marriage and stay together happy until they grow old and die in the same bed in the same night.

so no, we love canada, we just dont know how to say it.

>>2578314
Canada wasn't a nation back then broseph.

>>2578320
>lol we juz invads u if u dont lik us
Congratulations, your mentality is why America is failing hard and won't be #1 anymore.

Implying we wouldn't "Annex." Canada

>>2578314
Did you fight off the entire British Empire? No? Alright then.

>>2578261

>Invade Canada
>Beat the pulp out of them
>annex them when they're shit
>rebuild

sounds pretty reasonable, as the formula has been done before

Commonwealth would assemble against America, I would expect other countries like Russia and China to join in and maybe the EU

>>2578349
Not in your lifetime, sonnyboy

It's really fucking hilarious to talk to europeans and hear how they think all americans are just bomb loving retards. But then to come on this board and realize it's true...

>>2578349
>implying America can't invade any obstacle it faces

>>2578338
that may be true, but the white house didn't burn down by itself.

ITT: People who dont know what NAFTA is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Free_Trade_Agreement

>>2578367
>>2578374
>lols im trolling by pretending to be a hyper-nationalistic idiot

Okay.. What are you trying to accomplish here?

>>2578338
Canada was a province and colony of the British Empire.
I don't see how that is relevent.

Pic sort of related. It's a deterent.

>>2578375
I didn't realize this thread was about the US versus the British Empire. My mistake.

>>2578398
It would be the USA versus NATO if Canada is invaded.

>>2578388
Lighten up. What are you, German?

>mfw Rick Perry proposed a NAFTA Superhighway
>mfw I hope Amerifags would enjoy their Amero currency

>>2578398
No, it's actually about America VS one of your allies, because apparently americans are retarded.

>>2578398
British Empire triumphs by a mile, Ameriblobtardcuntfattwatfag

>>2578417
>pretend to be an idiot
>what are you, an idiot?
>LOL LITEN UP BRO WE'RE ALL 1 LUV HERE DUDE

Go be stupid somewhere else.

>>2578416
>NATO siding with Canada over the US
Justice has nothing to do with geopolitics.

>>2578447
>NATO siding with Canada, China and the rest of the civilized world

Sorry guys, you can't bully people into submission anymore with your Chinese boot in your back.

>>2578439
>can't into joke
You're definitely not British. Those guys invented dry humor.

>>2578463
>really awful sarcasm that gives douche chills
>LOL U JUS DUN GET MY HUMOR
No, it just wasn't funny.

>>2578462
>implying China can project power
>implying China would ever go to war with the US
The US and China are economic bros. China would not profit from a war with the US nor would the US profit from a war with China.

>>2578447
Canada is a commonwealth country, that drags in Britain, India, Australia, New Zealand and some Africans. Britain is in the EU and even if it's rough at the moment it still has a separate alliance, the Alliance Entente with France; Who's the EU going to side with? 2 members of the USA? 2 members. You've dragged in the world to fight you.

>>2578463
>>2578475
>>2578439
>>2578417
>>2578388
Both of you, GTFO!

>>2578506
>implying China would ever go to war with the US
I'm sorry, once NATO has dropped you after declaring war on your own ally, I'm pretty sure China wouldn't put a military option off the table.

>>2578475
y u mad tho?

>>2578517
who the fuck are you?
the overseer of shitty threads?
fuck off.

>>2578506
The USA and Canada are economic bros. The USA would not profit from a war with Canada nor would Canada profit from a war with the USA.

And yet we are discussing it anyway!?

>>2578522
they don't have a military option, doofus

>>2578544
>get thoroughly told
>BUT I WUZ JUS JOKIN!!! LITEN UP
>it wasn't funny though...
>LOL UMAD?
Oh man, you seem upset at how stupid you look.

>>2578228
canadian scum, soon we will let freeedom ring in the land of puck stick eh?

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THESE WANNA BE TOWL HEADS LORDING THEIR FUCKING OIL OVER US AND PLAYING SHIT ICE GAME AND MAKING FUN OF NASCAR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PISS ON THEIR SNOW FUCK THESE BRITISH ASSHOLES< WE WILL CAPTURE THE CANADIAN QUEEN AND WE WILL NOT NEGOTIATE

>>2578515
The Commonwealth of Nations is not a military alliance.

>>2578554
>china doesn't have any plans for a war with the U.S
Congratulations, you're a fucking moron.
Militaries create plans for EVERY situation.

>>2578522
You messed up your greentext.

>once NATO has dropped you after declaring war on your own ally
See >>2578447.

>I'm pretty sure China wouldn't put a military option off the table.
China wouldn't profit from a war with the US nor does it have the ability project power.

We've already been over all this.

>>2578595
You realize you're arguing over whether the hypothetical will happen and not if it would happen, how, right?

Or are you a fucking moron?

>>2578563
I got it! You're Polish!

>>2578624
It's ok, keep saging this thread while being butthurt.
Your sages won't stop the tide of tears

>>2578621
>Or are you a fucking moron?
Calm down dude.

This thread is about the US and Canada. It couldn't be any more of a joke thread. Just enjoy it. :P

>you're arguing over whether the hypothetical will happen and not if it would happen, how
Please be more explicit.

>>2578679
>Calm down dude.
Me adding fuck into a sentence doesn't make me upset, grow up.

America currently has the technical and military means for dominating most of the world right now. Some snow niggers, abos and brits won't be able to do much with their 3 aircraft carriers.

>>2578515
Contrary to what you might think the Ruskies and Chinks don't care. What are you gonna invade with, that one Indian mini carrier?

>>2578633
>implying I'm saging
No, you're not Polish. If you were Canadian that would explain why you are getting so worked up about this thread if not for the fact that Canadians don't get mad.

>>2578716
>implying you weren't saging in the beginning
>implying you aren't flip flopping between it due to butthurt

gotta love the faggot who whines about threads while arguing in them

btw guessing where im from only lets me laugh hard at your american geography

>>2578716
>sages in the beginning
>gets told so fucking hard
>changes sage to LOL NOW IM TROLIN
>this means i won the debate!

>>2578700
>Me adding fuck into a sentence doesn't make me upset, grow up.
Of course it's not you're fucking swearing. It's the fact that you are insulting people in a thread you are supposed to be enjoying.

I think it best we end the discussion. Have a good one.

>>2578775
> It's the fact that you are insulting people in a thread you are supposed to be enjoying.
Riiiiight.

I think you realized you're wrong and now you're weaseling out of the thread.


Next time try to understand the topic you're discussing before you try to discuss it with any authority

>>2578759
No, you're not saging.

So, how's the weather where you are? It's a great day outside here. I might do some gardening.

>>2578800
No you won't, you'll get in arguments on 4chan instead.

>>2578797
>I think you realized you're wrong and now you're weaseling out of the thread.
I'm not. All you have is my word.

Are you enjoying this thread? Because if you really are then I'd be happy to continue the discussion where we left off.

>implying America and Canada aren't the same country already

>>2578759
>>2578775
>>2578797

HEY NIGGERDICKS! Shut the fuck up and talk about actual things that have relevance, for the love of FSM you will never meet this person in real life so stop arguing with them on 4chan. You are both trolling, now kill yourselves.

>>2578817
You're probably right. :P

>>2578828
>where we left off.
Was that where you didn't understand that we were talking about a hypothetical and were basically just saying "LOL NOPE NOT GONNA HAPPEN"

>>2578852
>for the love of FSM
Go back to reddit faggot, then kill YOURself.

>>2578837
Then we shall call it The Second Civil War!

Why do you want to conquer us? So you can fill us with your nigger mormon filth? Fuck of Amerifats in 50 years we will be leading the anglosphere and there is nothing you can do about it. You talk as if having an army is relevant anymore.

>>2578892
Y u hate FSM? Embrace his noodly appendage.

>>2578929
try being less obvious, faggot

Never. Canada and the US are on friendly terms.

>Canadians always invoke the burning of thw White House by British troops
>Ignore that we sacked York

>>2578228
I'm actually afraid that Obama and other people like that might actually try to bomb Canada; it is obvious, from Barack Obama's speech, that Canada is "weak" and that Israel is America's greatest ally.

Ron Paul has some sense left in your country; Canada is United State's best ally; instead of worrying about what Israel wants, think about your neighbors before them.

>>2578991
>I'm actually afraid that Obama and other people like that might actually try to bomb Canada;

Then you are a dumb person.

>>2578879
I'm riding a serotonin high right now, so I don't care about "winning" some stupid internet argument if it means getting someone else riled up (on any other day I might get riled up too). I'm only going to continue if you tell me in all honesty that you think you will enjoy it or at least will try to enjoy it.

I heard that Nova Scotia is going to join you guys pretty soon.
I can't wait. The only problem, is that my dual Canadian/American citizenship will mean nothing once I become a full American citizen.

>>2578958
"Sacked" is such an ugly word. I prefer "liberated".

>>2579045
>LOols dude i dun even care im high as fuck cum at me bro!

Grow up, like I said before.

>>2578939
Less obvious at what?

>>2579005
Kurt, come on. Admittedly, it was an above average meta-troll, but seriously, come on. I expected more out of you.

>>2578709
>>America currently has the technical and military means for dominating most of the world right now.

Yet we've been dicking around in the desert for 10 years.

>>2579082
You're right. I don't have an argument and have been delaying.

>>2579129
Who are you?
I don't care what you expect of me.

>>2579138
Because they are are the one place that doesn't give up their oil freely. So we liberated them to death.

This video is relevant to the thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

>>2579153
>Who are you?
My name's Pete.

>I don't care what you expect of me.
Okay.

>>2579195
Hi Pete.

I'm glad we've come to an understanding.

Why do so many people think China can project power?

>>2579240
but they have 6 trillion soliders!!1

>>2578906
>So you can fill us with your nigger mormon filth?
>dumping all America's Mormon's in the Canadian wilderness
Would that actually work?

>>2579266
They are still like five people short of building a human bridge across the Pacific.

When Canada stops espousing unconditional support to Israel.

>>2578958
>ignore that Canada didn't actually win 1812
>Ignore that Canada didn't actually exist in 1812
>>ignore

>>2578906
>You talk as if having an army is relevant anymore.
Isn't it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red

>implying America isn't still pissed about the White House being burned down.

>>2579240
Because they ign't.

>>2578906
>Canada
>leading the angloshpere
awwwwww, how cute

>>2579366
It wasn't even the called the White House back then. It was pink. We are glad it burnt down.

>invade canada
>NATO minus the US + China + Russia + Middle East versus the US + Israel
Gee I wonder who will win this one

>>2579430
Costa Rica?

>>2578228

I'm in the Canadian military (Canada has a military?) And I've served with Americans.

Amurikans and Canadians might not always be bros on every issue, but our military men and women are tight as fuck.

We're tighter than the murikans and the Brits. Hell, the murikans are better in our books than the Brits.

So no, our militaries won't fight each other, at least not in this generation.

It would probably happen via consent (article of confederation acceptance of Canada into the unity of states still stands as law) or by political pressure.

>>2579366
I've got a mental boner after reading the beginning of that page. I love hypothetical wars.

>>2579430
NATO? China? What are you smoking?

>>2579430
Probably the US.

While land and air power might be a push, sea power is what would really matter.

And the US Navy out numbers and out guns every other Navy combined.

>>2579483
But the US Navy wouldn't be able to stop Russian planes crossing the arctic circle.

>>2579481
>NATO
>mutual defense pact
I wonder what happens when one of its members is attacked. I wonder who will mutually defend them?
>China
>implying China wouldn't look for an excuse to secure itself in the Americas or support a more pro-Chinese government that can net them more cash and secure their place as top dog

ok, ok, ok, how about...
U.S. & Canada & Britain vs. China & Russia & Best Korea & Iran

>>2579449
OBVIOUSLY America and Canada would never go to war. We are practically the same nation culturally and economically.

Just look at the OP's image. This thread is meant to be a joke. It's fun to plan out hypothetical wars.

>>2579459

"Occupying Halifax, following a poison gas first strike, would deny the British a major naval base and cut links between Britain and Canada."

>using WMDs

>>2579514
A few tomahawks aimed at the airbases those planes take off from takes care of that.

That's ignoring that the US Air Force would have total air domination over North America.

>>2579514
that's why we have Canada...

>>2579560
>OPs image
I just took a closer look at it
Why does it look like American planes are engaging themselves over Canada's east coast?