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02/26/12(Sun)18:32 No.1840042If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants meat products banned.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he tries to better his situation. A liberal wants to know who is going to fix it for him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals want those they don't like to be silenced.
If a conservative is a nonbeliever, he doesn't go to church. If
a liberal is a nonbeliever he wants any mention of religion silenced,
unless, of course, the religion is from another culture.
If a conservative needs health care he shops for it, or looks for a job that will provide it. A liberal demands that the rest of us provide for it.
A conservative will read this and will forward it, so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will read this and delete it, because he's offended. |