Hows the weather?

>>1644228
Pretty cold, snowed about 6 inches yesterday, but it'll be clear enough today.

are you at university?

Why would you care? Do something good in the world and help another person. It will make you feel good with genuine worth.

>2 hours
>literature

>Not enough time to read 15 sparks notes books cover to cover after drinking some memory supplement drinks.

>Not enough to get a passing grade at least.

What's the subject? Authors, time period?

In 45 minutes I will fail an anatomy exam,
fuck off with your small time lit

>>1644253
My cunt of a teacher specifically picks things that are not on any summary or sparksnotes board and have no wikipedia summary. Go try to find "Castle Rackrent" summaries that don't cost $20. Good luck.

I've read a lot of the material when it was assigned, but it does me zero good as I forget it mostly over time as the dumb bitch assigns essentially a 100 page novel every class, not taking into account people have other classes to study for, leaving me with too much information to remember if I actually do the work.

>>1644250
>Why do you care?
I have never failed a test in my life, and failing at anything is abhorrent to me.

The fact that this will drag down my GPA is even worse, as most fields I care about going into actually give a damn about your GPA. I'm at 3.72 right now, god help me if I go below 3.5

>>1644273

Sounds like you just don't want it enough. Wikipedia summaries will do too.

in 2 hours I will still be sitting here with my dick out making fun of niggers and jews while I fap.
Ask me anything.

>>1644255
Revolutionary and Romanticism. 1780s-1830s.
Authors: Blake, Shelley, Wordsworth, Byron, Wolstonecraft, Keats, and others

>>1644273

Sorry to hear that it's so tough. I'm sure there's no correlation with the fact that you're on the Internet complaining about too much reading.

Maybe you should try transferring somewhere... simpler. Something a little more your speed.

>>1644287
>Wikipedia summaries will do too.
Did you not read my post? There are no wikipedia summaries.

I'd gladly pay $20 for it if I wasn't broke as fcuk and eating ramen and pickles with water to survive.

why did you choose such a study?

>>1644308
Oh fuck you, faggot, I already have a nuclear engineering degree, I dont' find reading 400+ pages per day to be a good use of my time on top of having a job.

>>1644325

>I already have a nuclear engineering degree
>Surviving off of pickles and water while complaining about British literature exam.

Yeah...

... no.

>>1644319
I thought I would enjoy it. It's awful. Should have stuck to history and ignored English entirely.

>>1644344
Right, because having a degree magically makes money appear out of y ass. I don't work at a plant, genius, I'm a full-time student.

Tell that teacher lady the following: Madam, I didn't join your college to learn of such boring things. Teach me of things I can use. Things that provide happiness and joy to all.

OBJECTION! You say you have a nuclear engineering degree, and that you didn't want to read my novel -- THEN WHY DID YOU TAKE THE COURSE?!

Might want to consider one of the weird options they have at most universities like taking a make-up exam in 2 months or eating a load of salt and then puking during the exam to leave and get an incomplete that you can make up next semester or some shit.

Look into what the grading options are.

Worst comes to worst, blow the teacher.

>>1644304
>implying these don't all have wikipedia and spark notes pages
>implying historical context isn't easy as fuck for Shelley and Keats
Byron is a shitcunt, that's all you need to know, he also banged Shelley. Look for anything in the text that shows that he loves hedonism, then talk about it.

>>1644359

>out of y ass.

I see there's a reason your "degree" has led you back to learning British literature.

Don't worry, community college is a good jumping point for getting used to real college.

>>>1644359

>I dont' find reading 400+ pages per day to be a good use of my time on top of having a job.
>I'm a full-time student.

>>1644380

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVyCqr9--PE

>>1644361
>>1644361
This! It will work guaranteed. Lit teachers dig old diction.

>>1644325
>I have a nuclear engineering degree
>Doing British Literature as an alternative
Don't lie on 4chan, its just so sad, nobody even knows you here, you're literally lying to yourself.

>>1644380

Hey now, he's a full-time student who already has a degre-

I can't even keep it up. It's a hilarious collapsing mountain of lies.

So much jelly in this thread. Wow.

>>1644411
Prove your mastery of the nuclear sciences then.

>>1644411
Your story doesn't even add up, son.
No wonder you're bad at literature.

>>1644411

OP just got served in court after saying he had a job and was a student then said he was a full time student. I believe the one who is jelly is you, of Edgeworth's litigation prowess.

>>1644421
That isn't me, dipshits.
I was in the military as a nuclear reacctor operator. I spent my time while in going to college and finishing my degree, which took a lot of work and all four years after my initial training.
I am now a full-time student studying what I thought I would love, History and English, but I fucking hate English and it drives me crazy.

Does that "add up" for you, asshole?

>>1644421
Oh snap!

>>1644435
>studying what I love, History and English
>but I fucking hate English
>Does that "add up for you?"
Well....

>>1644423
>full-time student
>can't have a job
How the fuck does that not make sense? I work as an assistant manager at a pizza hut for 30 hours a week, is that really so incomprehensible on top of taking 18 credit hours?

>>1644435
>I love English
>I fucking hate English
You can't even finish a sentence without a contradiction.

>>1644377

Byron answering Polidori's question of what he could do better than Polidori, besides "scribble verses":

"Three things. First, I can hit with a pistol the keyhole of that door. Secondly, I can swim across that river to yonder point. And thirdly, I can give you a damned good thrashing.”

Byron was also the greatest literary troll of all time.

>Byron
>shitkunt

pick one fagget

>>1644443
Well I thought I'd love English, I certainly enjoy literature. But the classes are awful.

>>1644443

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYMDQRVuXtA

OP.
Secret tip.

You get a mark every time you used two words together which start with the same letter which is a description of an object.

For example
Giant Giraffe
Randy Rhino
etc

Each one of those is a mark.
Spam the fuck out of them ok?

I know how to fix your problem, OP.

Skim through a Quran, and you should be all set.

>>1644435
>loves literature
>can't even finish a book
You sound like a psuedo-intellectual.

>>1644443
>edit out the words "though I would love" to try and troll

>>1644447
It doesn't NOT make sense that he can't have a job if you remember homework.

>>1644435

>loves English
>hates English

This is confusing. Are you retard-

>I was in the military

That would explain it.

You know, Wal-Mart runs a managerial university now...

>>1644481
>edit out the words "thought I would love"
>I am now a full-time student studying what I, History and English, but I fucking hate English and it drives me crazy.
No wonder you're failing English.

What kind of a woman takes British Literature anyway? If you're paying out the ass for university anyway, you might as well do something useful.

OP all it is is trolls here. Go away and read Wikipedia summaries. That's the best shot you have in 1.5 hours.

>>1644494
>tries to troll
>can't even quote the post properly
1/10, got a response

>>1644503
I've read summaries on everyone's lives, there's no summaries of the works, I spent the past 9 hours trying to reread everything, barely made it 1/4 of the way through, and now I'm screwed.

>>1644223
i love penis.

>>1644457
No, you've already said that you don't like reading books, that you think its a waste of time.
Have you heard of cognitive dissonance?
On the subject of Keats, you seem to have his Negative Capability down quite well.

OP, why did you decide to study english/history instead of going for a Nuclear Eng. Ph.D?

Now that the NRC have approved 2 new reactors in Georgia, the future is looking brighter for NE. Nuclear is typically ranked the 2nd highest paid engineering field (1st is petroleum eng).

>>1644513
Who can't read a book in 9 hours?

>>1644517
I love reading books, reading 400+ pages a day is an absolute waste of time, I don't have 9 hours a day to do nothing but read, I have a job and other classes.

>>1644517

Don't worry, OP is randomly lying.

>>1644533
>I love reading books
>Too many words hurts my brain!
Kill yourself.

>>1644533
9 hours? God thats long.

>>1644533
>can't be bothered reading the book
>blame the workload
Look up "personal responsibility".

>>1644523
It's just not what I want to do with my life, even though the money would obviously be fantastic. I'd rather be poor and happy than rich and miserable.

...of course now I'm poor AND miserable, so i probably made a stupid choice.

>>1644533
Who the fuck can't read 400 pages (average book) in 9 hours?

>>1644552
>the book
Right, because there's only one for the whole semester...are you fucking illiterate? I've repeatedly said she assigns A book every time we have class

>>1644560
The kind of troglodytes that takes British Literature, apparently.

>>1644560

Hey, back off! Remember:

> nuclear reacctor operator.

>>1644560
Yes, because I have 9 hours a day to waste reading on top of working. Good plan.

>>1644570
I'm sure its not that bad, you're not a unique snowflake you know, there are other people in that class with problems and workloads.
Grow up.

>>1644583
>doing your homework
>waste of time
What is wrong with you?

>>1644570

OH NO! A book a class! For a full-time student! Taking English literature!

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET YOUR FIRST DEGREE?

>>1644583
What do you do in that 9 hours?
>Xbox
>4chan

>>1644585
And I"m sure that the trust-fund babies who don't have to have a job have all the time in the world to read all they like, but I don't.

>>1644599
He didn't, he's obviously lying.

>>1644585

If there's one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that running a

>nuclear reacctor

and getting your degree in doing such encompasses very little reading.

>>1644601
Work
Sleep
Study
Work

The only reason I'm up right now is I didn't sleep after work so I could study, I'll sleep after work tonight, sometime, maybe

>>1644602
What is oh-so-important in your 9 hours of free time that you do instead?

>>1644614
It actually doesn't require even remotely this much reading.

>>1644622
>nuclear physics
>no reading
Fuck me Jesus.

>>1644602

> all the time in the world to read all they like, but I don't.
>400 pages a class
>all the time in the world

Stay clear of med school. Or college in general.

In fact, you really may want to just try the Golden Arches.

>>1644630
>no reading
yeah except that's not what I said

>>1644615
So you don't go out and drink with friends? You don't waste time on 4chan? You don't play video games?
Face it, you've got a shit work ethic.

>>1644556

>I'd rather be poor and happy than rich and miserable.

Don't believe the disney films. Rich = happy.

OP, I gotta know:

Who you voting for?

>>1644640
inb4 Obama.

>>1644637
>So you don't go out and drink with friends?
Nope.
>You don't waste time on 4chan?
Not often, total itnernet time per week is like 4 hours
>You don't play video games?
Now and then I spend an hour

>>1644650
Why am I having difficulty believing this?

>>1644556

Well that really sucks... I'm in NE and I really love it, I get to write mathy code, fiddle with supercomputers and use my creativity to solve difficult problems. I hope you find what you're looking for OP.

>>1644640
No one as the two-party dichotomy is an absolute farce and people who buy into the spectator sport of partisan politics are little more than sports fans raging at one side or the other with no rationality involved whatsoever.

>>1644671
Ah, the classic pseudo-intellectual response.

>>1644671
Did you get that from a book? Oh wait.

>>1644656
I don't have the money to waste on video games, I don't have the time to waste on 4chan, and I don't have any friends here outside of work and I got my drinking/partying done while I was in the Navy and I have no desire to be the 25 year old weirdo hanging around 18 year olds as they try to score babby's-first-alcohol.

>>1644684
>I don't have the time to waste on 4chan
Evidently.

>>1644674
Right, because "HURR LIBRULZ EVIL SOCIALISM" and "DURP REPUBLITARDS RACISM" is the height of intellectual creativity.

>>1644690
Yeah, and reading books and working hard is overrated.

>>1644690
>he thinks that the party line is the only ideology within the parties!
Read a book, oh wait.

>>1644696
I work my ass off, trust fund baby

>>1644702
No you don't, you can't even finish a book.

>>1644700
The party-line is all that matters as that's all you're voting for and that's all you receive. You're dealing with two influential and powerful political forces that are more concerned with grasping and maintaining power (for the individuals and the party as a whole) than any "ideology".

The ideologies themselves are vapid, contradictory, self-referential, and circularly logical with no ability to change or absorb new ideas except insofar as it becomes fashinoable and leads to more votes, thus resulting in continued political influence.

And, in the end, we're left with people screaming bumpersticker slogans at each other as loud as their lungs can let them and chanting inane things like "DRILL BABY DRILL" to the applause of the ignorant.

>>1644728
I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously after this thread.

>>1644728
>he thinks that Paul and Kucinich don't exist

>>1644728
>vapid, contradictory, self-referential, and circularly logical with no ability to change or absorb new ideas
Its like you're writing about yourself

>>1644737
Yes, and look at how electable they've proved to be.

OP, please start using a trip so I can block you.

>>1644746
It's because of a media conspiracy. Why do you think they never talk about Paul on the TV or radio? It's seriously a conspiracy because they are afraid of his ideas. They might actually accomplish something.

>>1644746

They're only unelectable because people like you choose not to vote for them.

OP is a self-entitled, lying babby looking for sympathy on a board full of people who believe in boot-strapping. Leave.

OP is a nigger

pic related

>>1644768
Also not enough coverage by the press. I saw the debate with CNN. They literally turned down the volume when Paul's supporters were cheering and they turned it up for other candidates. It was disgusting. There is a clear bias. The news hopes tat if they keep describing him as a nut job then the people will start to believe it. Too bad most of us now get our news from actually unbiased newmedia sources like twitter feeds, fb, 4chan, various news sites, etc. It's happening. The reporters don't even see the truth below the surface.

>>1644806
>thinks that unbiased sources of news exist

>>1644840
It does if you look at what the average man reports. Twitter feeds are raw news. That's how arab spring happened. That's how Greece is happening. That's how Paul is happening. Get with the program or you'll become irrelevant.