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Newt Gingrich: If You Ride The Subway, You're An Elitist Ned the Newshound !XBW.lrXjxw 02/04/12(Sat)21:40 No.1489560

>For the second time in a week, future president Newt Gingrich blasted the out-of-touch snobs who use our city's subway system. Like most Americans, you've probably never been able to afford a trip on the subway, as it is the exclusive domain of Champagne-sipping dandies who love nothing more than to luxuriate in the MTA's Gilded Age-opulence. But from what we've heard, it's like entering another dimension of sophistication and enchantment, where only the most glamorous citizens ride gold-leaf locomotives along shimmering silver tracks winding through wondrous subterranean cathedrals that none of you lickspittles posses the refinement to appreciate. Populist everyman Gingrich gets this, and today he told a crowd of real Americans in Las Vegas that these "elites" in Manhattan who live in high rises and "ride the subway" are killing this proud nation.

>Testify, brother Newt! But beyond volunteering for Gingrich's presidential campaign, what can anyone really do about these rich pigs who hog the elegant subways system all to themselves? The cost of subway fares keep rising beyond our reach. The elites are all the way down there, getting hand jobs and fancy hair cuts, and we're all the way up here in hell. We really want to join Gingrich's noble class war, but it all seems so hopeless sometimes, you know? On nights like these, all we can do is look on in envy, peering through the tinted windows of our sad, pitiful limousines, as aristocrats like Ruth Madoff lord it over us on the F train.

Source http://gothamist.com/2012/02/03/newt_gingrich_if_you_ride_the_subwa.php

Obviously he never rode on a subway.

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:41 No.1489582 >future president Newt Gingrich

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:42 No.1489590 >>1489560 what fucking subway is he riding on?

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:43 No.1489611 seems legit

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:44 No.1489629 He probably thinks all subways lead to Hogwarts.

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:45 No.1489641 Sure sounds like Newt has never stepped on a subway before if he thinks a tweaker making crazy eyes and a hobo smelling like urine are elitists

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:45 No.1489655 >read article >lol funny >read sauce articles it's based upon >discover that gothamist is pretty much wildly distorted bullshit. Why go out of your way to make shit up when these republicans spew dumb shit anyway?

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:45 No.1489656 >gothamist.com hipster scum

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:46 No.1489659 >>1489590 My cock

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:46 No.1489666 >Riding in the subway is elitist. This guy is stinking rich and he's trying so hard to sound economical.

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:46 No.1489677 Not even Sarah Palin stretched that meaningless buzzword this far. And she labeled 99% of America elitists.

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:47 No.1489702 And to think that this man is a serious contender for President.

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:48 No.1489715 File1328410112.jpg-(99 KB, 640x426, 482776694_c81b03c21a_z.jpg) Look at this elitist snob with his used milk crate. I'm not rich enough to own a milk crate ottoman, are you?

>>	Taylor Swift !!Pe8/IxcXVF4 02/04/12(Sat)21:49 No.1489726 File1328410162.png-(256 KB, 620x465, ridesubway.png)

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:49 No.1489729 yeah, I agree, I fucking hate all the ghetto trash on the subway you know what the solution is, just get rid of them

Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:50 No.1489749
File1328410248.jpg-(104 KB, 500x659, Weezy.jpg)

>Mfw I take the subway to class in Manhattan 3 days a week.

Apparently this means I'm elitist and actually not trying to save money by driving into the city and paying for parking space.

Jesus Christ, republicans you gotta step up your game.

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:50 No.1489752 >>1489715 why do hobos always have to look disgusting, why don't they at least try to dress as though they have character, like wear a bandana or put a feather in their hat, anything

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:51 No.1489762 >>1489726 That picture makes him look like an obese asian

>>	Ned the Newshound !XBW.lrXjxw 02/04/12(Sat)21:51 No.1489765 >>1489590 Oh if you are talking about the uploaded picture: That's the New York City subway.

Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:52 No.1489776

Guys guys guys guys, guys, guys...

I think we're all missing the point, the point is that Obama is way better than all of those other candidates.

After all think of all that we've acheived as a country since he's been in office. For example there's...
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Um well there was that shitty healthcare law
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and um...
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Hmm...

Yeah but the point is Obama isn't white which makes him better than those other guys.

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)21:52 No.1489779 >>1489752 Because no one recognizes the ones who do that as hobos.

>>	Anonymous 02/04/12(Sat)22:00 No.1489906 The only way the front running Republican candidates could come across more cartoonishly bourgeois on national television is if they were wearing fur coats and having people light their cigars with hundred dollar bills.

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