Just string them up. We're already decadent enough, we don't need to bring back gladiators.

Game show, definately. I want to see niggers beaten to death with baseball bats.

If you do the first there is the odd chance they could rise up as a threatening rival city state.

Option 2 seems like it would cost less, and earn money for the country. And be more amusing. And take up less space.

>that feel when all conservaturds are this sociopathic

Game shows, I guess, although I much rather prefer them be paralysed by drugs and suspended in a liquid that's the same as their body temperature while they are kept alive through tubes. That way they'll have nothing but themselves to deal with while they slowly go insane due to lack sensory input.

>that feel when liberals outnumber conservatives in jail today in the USA

Neither of those is effective at reducing crime rates. The only proven method is rehabilitation. Criminals should not be treated as animals, or else they will behave as animals. You teach as many as you can how to be good people. The unteachable ones you keep locked away until we figure out a way to fix whatever is wrong with their brains.

So it's basically:
Batman: Arkham City/Escape from NY

or

Modern gladiator fights/The Most Dangerous Game

Welp. Given the choice between those two, I'd go for the gladiators. At least they'd be doing something for society.

>>1121926
>Using condemned criminals for game shows, involving either the prisoners fighting each other to the death or the prisoners released onto a game reserve to be hunted for sport by game hunters and former spec ops soldiers. These game shows would be pay-per-view.

Er OP, are you familiar with Deadman Wonderland? Great stuff, mind you.

I'd much prefer game shows, but with more variation that what you suggest, OP. I think, like all TV, this should be constantly trying to innovate and push its own boundaries.

>>1122061
No, dammit. Game shows.

Game show! Gladiator matchups and the like.

I'd take the penal colonies. The last thing we need is more reality T.V. and at least there's a slim chance some of them would rehabilitate themselves in there.

>criminals
>gameshows
>that feel

How about a reality TV show based in the Penal Colonies?

>>1122137

OP here. Haven't heard of it up to this point, but I just looked it up on Wikipedia.

Giving prisoners a constant stream of poison that can only be neutralized with an antidote earned by hard labor and used as currency? That has to be one of the most fucked up things I've heard in a long time......

I like it.

they should be game shows were they do challenges based on their crimes for their freedom

GLADIATOR FIGHTS

a Hunger Games thread on /pol/?

you could have like a survive the demolition derby on foot. for like burgling or play random landmine base ball. winning team gets freedom. for robbery. open gun range boxing match for murder.

>>1122447
>Hunger Games

I hate thirteen year olds.

neither
I'd prefer justice.

>>1122467
>implying the main readers of those "teen" books aren't 50-year-old women

0/10

>>1122467
>yfw 13 year olds dont read anymore.

Definately the second option, way more economical. Prison cities and air drops just sounds super expensive.

That said, what about labor? We have a few prison factories, but nowhere near enough. We should make them work off their sentences and pay for their imprisonment.

>>1122566
but that is slavery by the definition. you should just pay them in prison coins and let them spend it at the company store. like drugs n candy and shit. you lose the privilege to work you could also segregate the prison with one side that cost rent and the other is free. so if your a rule breaker you go to the shit side and it filters out the shit.

So... With the first option we're basically making another Australia?

I'm ok with this.

I have a better one: use the violent ones as shock troops in the upcoming WW3.

Both, a mix of Battle of LA and with the strongest picked for Running Man style competitions.

I fantasize about doing the most abominable things to inmates. You could take the gang tough guys who are foolish enough to disparage the prison's leadership. You could kidnap him from his cell and starve him for like two weeks in a closed off cell. Then you let a goat into the room and tell him he has to kill it. If he does then he has himself a feast. Once he kills that motherfucker prison guards storm the cell, bind him up and cut the hooves off the goat. You then cut the inmate's hands and feet off and fuse the goat hooves to the outspoken gang leader. Whisk him back to his cell and threaten if he doesn't start acting like a goat you'll just do even worse the next time around.

I've also always thought about gathering up a handful of inmates who did something wrong and putting them in a cell. They draw sticks. Whoever is given the shortest is welded to the floor with acetalyne. The cellmates he shares the room with are only allowed the helpless, incapacitated man for food and cannot return to the normal prison complex until there is nothing but bones seared to concrete. If they don't eat him (or his body) they starve to death. If they contract a sickness in the process just burn them alive and clean the cell out.

Oh! What if you encouraged your guards to swoop down on an inmate, beat him down, and then take him elsewhere. You could cut his head off and then weld a pig's head onto it. Hell, use a chainsaw for this. Hang the mockery of humanity in the mess hall by the nuts in the middle of the night and let him rot. Those who show signs of sickness from this will be brought out back and torched.

Meals are 500 calories of carbs once a day before bed so that the inmates can't build muscle and are always lethargic. Prison suits are forcibly tailored by inmates from the leathery flesh of those killed in the ovens.

>>1123792

To break the wills of new meat you'll have a special courtyard filled with rape-seats. It is hear the prison guards remorselessly beat their shit, brand them with derogatory terms and words like bitch, slut, worthless. You also brand them with a bar code and etch onto their forehead "I commit crime. Don't reintegrate me." You'll strap these guys onto the rape-seat and have them sit on some four inch ultra nigger dildo nearly 15" long. You'll leave them on this for a couple days and leave some cameras running so the inmates eating their 500 calories have something to laugh about. This is to break them, of course, and let them know just where they stand in the eyes of the law. After you do this you take them into the prison compound naked as fuck with their bleeding, ravaged assholes and placed in a huge room with other fresh inmates. Men with light machine guns patrol the huddled inmates and shoot wildly into the masses upon sighting any sort of conflict between them. Silence is mandatory here. After a few more days their assholes should have stopped bleeding.They will be forced to mop up the gore they left walking to this room. After that they are clothed, fed, and brought to their cells. The cycle restarts.

Those that bleed out ruin everyone's day. The guards aren't allowed to pull out the body so the new inmates have to pray disease doesn't show up. It isn't likely to, though, as everywhere in the prison, save the mess hall, is blasted with harmful anti-bacterial and anti-filth chemicals (guards get masks during this process). But I mean if it does everyone has to die for fear of the all getting sick and spreading disease through the complex. This isn't always bad, though, because then we'll have plenty of new clothes for the inmates. Flesh suits tear fairly easily and some men walk around without pants or shirts for this reason.

>>1123792
>>1123892

>>1123892
>>1123792
>this is what conservatives call "soft on crime."

>>1123892

Despite all we try to do to cripple and oppress our inmates there is always the occasional riot. We've managed to terrify them so greatly that they only occur about once a decade, but it does happen. Oh man these are field days for our proud officers, though. Our buddies over at the DoD hand out flamethrowers and machine guns to our complex enforcers who then enter the madness and set fire to any and all. Due to this practice we've made a habit out of making sure everything (but toilet paper) is crafted from either metal or concrete (even beds and the shitting trough) and that the heat of the flames spewing from the flamethrowers is rather low. But yeah, we just execute pincer maneuvers and rain fire into the crowds of screaming dissidents. On our rifle platforms above the guards begin raining bullets into the carnage below.

We systematically do this for every block until the riots die down. Those that are left have to drag the bodies out back and dig the mass graves required to dispose of all the bodies. They at least get fed and hydrated during this process as we don't want our laborers dying. As the former generation of inmates toil in the back repopulating becomes the new priority. We can afford to be extra meticulous in our treatment of the new blood. Just to kill time we'll typically brand their entire bodies with degrading tattoos and shit and order a few to fight to the death. It's good fun. Don't worry, though, despite how we treat our criminals we value good citizens. We don't advocate crime and DO NOT want people entering our prisons. It's just the simple fact people think committing crime is cool.

Neither. Both ideas are incredibly inhumane and you should be ashamed for making this thread.

>>1124016
>inhumane
We just need to redefine it bay law.
As a bonus we can count on an afflux on fresh organ.

Thd prisoners should also be experimented on. Parts of animals should be sewn onto them. they should gentically be altered so they are sterile have no genitilla no hair and a sexual features. this wa6 complete loss of self idenity would cause mass suicide the ones with animal parts will be the demonic tortuers they should turn prisons into a 12 layer hell and use drugs to alter sense of time so their torment will be seemingly unending.

OP, about your second option. Go watch a show called "Deadman Wonderland" and see how your opinion is alright.

There family and loved ones should be skinned alive hung with piano wire and put on meathookes and dance like puppets in front of the inmates while the rapists are allowed to sully their still warm bodies!

>>1124013

Another running joke among the prison guards is a practice called "brutal firestick sodomy." It's a wry named, I agree, but it's damn funny to watch. Every so often there will be an inmate who grows dissatisfied with the food we generously feed them. At the mess hall silence is mandatory. Those that violate this law will have their spine severed, paralyzing them legs down and forcing them to crawl about the complex. But there are always those edgy motherfuckers who think it's so cool to break the law. Worse still is that this rotten type of inmate will bitch and moan to their buddies who, if they break the law of silence to agree, will also become victims of what I'm about to tell you. See, during food time we'll have our guards walk around with a crowd control shotgun and a bladed rod known as the spineripper so that they can chastise rulebreakers on the spot and to also blast away anyone who tries to help. But yeah, with ears of a bloodhound, they listen closely for what the inmates may be talking about.

If someone talks about how the food is shit (It's only ground human bone and skin. Not the worst!) we'll order everyone to rise and stand facing the wall. We'll prevent the victim from joining those hugging the wall and just keep him seated for a couple hours under gunpoint. This is when things get emotional.

>>1124226

The oldies know what's gonna happen. I've personally seen a 6'8" 300 pound new blood nigger begin crying as he faced the wall, traumatized by this routine and what he ends up seeing. Crying and all forms of emotion are strictly outlawed under threat of lobotomy but seeing this was so funny I spared him. Anyway, those facing the wall can't look around until ordered and if they do they have their spines severed. If they pass (this goes into the night) out they'll get paralyzed as well.

So after about two hours the guards will swarm the man, rip off his clothes, and chain him to the table he had been eating off of. The guards make him spread eagle and during this time are encouraged to start shouting and acting out of control.

We'll have a guy kick in the door and rush forward with a searing rod of metal softened due to intense heat exposure. As our tortured inmate breaks down the guy with this rod of metal will get on the table and drive the heated metal up the man's asshole. The screams most men shriek are so primal, so devastated and hopeless that even some guards have personally asked they be exempt from the process. Obviously we let them. We treat our men right. Anyway, they push it as far as they can go and then swish it around until the metal cools off. Then you rip it out his seared rectum full-force. You generally have wrapped about this rod of metal some intestine and shit. Then we'll douse the man in gasoline, drive another spike up his ass, and order the inmates to turn and look.

We set that motherfucker on fire and then have the inmates run around the room until the fires die out. Sometimes the fires burn so long we'll see men who collapse from exhaustion. They'll be trampled, normally, and killed swiftly as a result.

After that we order the inmates to sleep. We get a good laugh and sleep well everytime this happens.

>>1124126

I lol'd hard at that.

I'd rather we not base our justice system on bad screen plays.

The worst most filth ridden inmates are elected to teach the guards torture methods a favorite is throwing an inmate down a large pit so his legs are broken. Over the course of a week thd inmates are fed spicy foods and every time they have to shit it must be done over the pit day after day of explosive diheriah will cause the bastard to succome to sickness so he is put on feeding tubes and life support so he will not die.

another is the old glory hole suprise. an unruly inmate is taken out of the cell and holes are drilled in the walls he will return to 50 or so errect penises urinating and cumming on him at all times the guards rotate to maximize the effort.

>The abandonment of conventional prisons in favor of isolating the criminal element of society in REMOTE PRISON ISLANDS, tossing them in and just letting them fight amonst themselves, only keeping them alive through occasional air drops of food.
>The REMOTE PRISON ISLANDS are then used for condemned criminals for game shows, involving either the prisoners fighting each other to the death or the prisoners released onto a game reserve to be hunted for sport by game hunters and former spec ops soldiers. These game shows would be FREE AND A CRIME DETERRENT.
>ISLANDS PERIMETER PATROLLED BY MILITARY, LETHAL FORCE AGAINST ANYONE ATTEMPTING TO EXIT OR ENTER

>>1123792
Sometimes I'm glad moot didn't make a /guro/

the Ron Paul Justice system

Number one, I would also want to see a closed district for racists, religious and nationalist fanatics.

Just imagine how much fun taliban vs KKK vs black whatever would be.

>>1124472
this already happened

its called "Australia"

>>1123792
>>1123892

Good stuff for a book, might steal.

Second one. I mean, why waste all those convicts? Think about it, when the president wins his next (or first) term, he can throw tons of arena matches and celebrate like the Romans did.

>inb4 you horrible monster.
Op, only gave us two choices.

>>1124927
>RP Justice System

>if I steal $5 worth of something in a state, it has the right to execute me

Good justice system there anon.

Neither, but of the two, the first is less demeaning than the second.

nofun.jpg

>>1125026
That's a man made of straw, and our current system is stupid. It costs the public more to charge, convict, and imprison someone with theft than almost anything they could steal. If I were reforming the justice system:

>steal $50 worth of durp from a store, get caught
>the law concerning financial crimes is to pay back twice the cost of what you stole to the victim, plus the cost of what you stole to the public
>pay $100 back to the store under court supervision, pay another $50 to the state

Community service ought to be the punishment for vandalism or crimes against the public. Nonviolent offenders should never see the inside of a jail, or be labeled as felons and prevented from getting a productive job for the rest of their lives (causing an endless cycle of repeat offenses).

>>1125110

Depends, if you abuse the system to steal millions of dollars, effectively from the people they should never leave prison.

>>1125122
Because they stole millions of dollars.... they should be given millions more in food/housing/medical costs?

Their assets should be confiscated, first and foremost to pay back the victims. If that's not enough, their wages should be garnished until their debt to society has been paid off. Throwing them in jail doesn't really help anyone.

We could call it "Unreal Tournament"

>>1125165
I've been working on my IRL "M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL kill kill (kill) (kill)" for a while. Can I be the announcer?

>>1125161

Sorry, I kinda assumed this to be obvious.

Of course they would be fully disowned, all profits made with stolen money should be paid back if possible and invested in education etc if it's not.

>>1122207
The book was better.

getting rid of govt that makes things criminal = 100% no crime

Prison cities. Except I wouldn't drop food in. If prisoners want to eat, they can pay for a food plan before going in, or their relatives / friends on the outside can pay for their food.

If you do game shows, the problem is they might become popular. Then you have economic incentive to create more criminals, which is a bad thing. Plus, the incentive for the criminal to participate in this show would have to be to win his freedom. Then the problem would arise that he'd become a celebrity after he won. So, you'd have ghetto trash killing someone on purpose to be sent to prison to be put on this show, so he could win it and become a celebrity.

You know it would happen.

build a giant concrete wall around detroit and drop them all there

nothing of value would be lost

>>1126286
also getting rid of govt gets rid of most and worst criminals