>OP thinks Iran is Iraq
>calls others uninformed
>complete retard

>>1117256

Simple mistake.

>>1117243
>I hope I have educated all of the uninformed /pol/iticians out there.
>I hope I have educated
>educated

>mfw

>>1117261

>North Korea's Starcraft players get paid more than their generals

I lol'd

>>1117243
At least it's meant to be humoristic.

ITT: We laugh at how retarded OP is

Anyone who has browsed /pol/ for more than 10 minutes should know all of those things.

Actually, anyone who has ever stepped outside of their homes should know those facts.

I don't know anyone who believes any of those things. Well, maybe the oil one.

>>1117243
>Al-Qaida is not a huge threat, and never has been.

This isn't a myth, it's obvious to anyone with a slight education who isn't a fucking moron.

>North Korea's military isn't dangerous.


This is also common knowledge.

>America doesn't rely on its enemies for oil. 36% of our oil is domestic. Another 22% comes from Canada.


Then why would the government bother going to war, dumbfuck?

>China isn't going to streamroll America, and is more dependent on them than the other way around.

Maybe this is true

>The world doesn't hate America.

No, the world really does hate America

>>1117366
>>1117372

The poor faggot has opened the thread with a mistake... from then he was already dead between ours hands.

>The world doesn't hate America.

Cracked is some funny shit. Not sure about using it as a source though. Then again, they do usually give links to studies, reports, etc. in their articles.

>>1117443

>Then why would the government bother going to war, dumbfuck?

The war isn't about oil.

>>1117505
what was the point of it then

>>1117243
>>America doesn't rely on its enemies for oil. 36% of our oil is domestic. Another 22% comes from Canada.

Absolute shit. The US consumed ~19,000,000 bbl/day in 2010, and produced ~1,500,000 bbl/day

>Ahmadinejad isn't in charge of Iraq; Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is.
Confuse one letter, and go full retard. I pitty OP for his typo.

>America doesn't rely on its enemies for oil. 36% of our oil is domestic. Another 22% comes from Canada.
It isn't (just) about oil, but what it's traded in. Our economy depends on oil being traded in US dollars, as that's the only thing that retains the US dollar's position as the world reserve currency. If that ends we can't print our way out of debt anymore. Saddam got the axe when he tried to trade oil in Euroes. Qadaffi got the axe when he tried to trade oil in gold.

>North Korea's military isn't dangerous.
North Korea could wipe Seoul off the map with a phone call, instantly killing 3 million people. They've got more artillery aimed at S.Korea's capital than was used in the entire second world war. It's not the power of their military, but it's position. (Also nuclear capability is nothing to sneeze at either.) Our army is so insane large, we don't really fear anyone's military (not even China's) - but what damage would result out of a war.

No argument with the rest... "The world doesn't hate America" maybe a bit screwy though. Depends on who you're talking about, and exactly what you mean by the phrase.

Also, Ahmadinejad never threatened to "wipe Israel off the map." He was quoting a neutral observation by Khomeini that Israel was unsustainable and would eventually disappear.

>America doesn't rely on its enemies for oil.

So 58% comes from friendly sources, and the rest...? Even if we only rely on our enemies for ~5% or so, if that 5% is vital to our economy then yes, we DO depend on our enemies for oil.

>The world doesn't hate America.

Yes, it does.

>The world doesn't hate America.
i don't know about this one here Bob...

>America doesn't rely on its enemies for oil. 36% of our oil is domestic. Another 22% comes from Canada.
How do we know Canada isn't our enemy? What if they come down here and invade.... politely?

>>America doesn't rely on its enemies for oil. 36% of our oil is domestic. Another 22% comes from Canada.

Suddenly losing nearly half our fuel would inarguably fuck us.
Further, people don't use that argument in that literal way, they usually clearly mean that we ought to think of the other countries as enemies but currently do not. I.e., stop being so damn close to the Saudis and their ilk.

Jealousy =/= hate.

>The world doesn't hate America.

>>1117681
The US gets a majority of their oil from closer/friendlier countries. Canada is one of them, so is Venezuela, Mexico, Nigeria, and Norway.

>Cracked as a new source

Stop right there.

Also, that shit is obvious. Why do you feel superior because you learned something on a humor site that everyone else knows?

>>1117243
>36% + 22% = 58%
42% is a shitload of oil
Everything else I knew, except for the world hating America. I know people don't actively run out and say "FUCK AMERICA!" like DEM TERRORISTS COMIN' FER OUR JERBS! but I don't think other countries hold the USA in a good light.

>>1117722

Venezuela and Nigeria are not friendly, and frankly neither is Mexico.

Ahmadinejad is to in charge of Iraq.

>Ahmadinejad isn't in charge of Iraq; Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is.
Already knew that.

>China isn't going to streamroll America, and is more dependent on them than the other way around.
Already knew that.

>America doesn't rely on its enemies for oil. 36% of our oil is domestic. Another 22% comes from Canada.
Already knew that.

>Al-Qaida is not a huge threat, and never has been.
Already knew that.

>North Korea's military isn't dangerous.
Already knew that.

>The world doesn't hate America.
Already knew that.

>The world doesn't hate America.
Yes we do

All of this shit is basic information, how the hell do they not understand this?

>North Korea's military isn't dangerous.
North Korea's army maybe a pocket knife compared to our scoped M-16 - but they are holding said pocket knife to the throat of our S. Korean allies, and could slit that skin, any time they choose. Thus, they are a threat.

This, while painting murals of the white house being bombed in their capital.

>>1117752
Well, they're closer, and I said 'friendlier'. In relation to the middle east.

>>1117714
Jealous of what? The fact that you've got a nigger president and that your country's run by Jews?

>>1117796

The Saudis are very good and loyal friends of the US, much more so than any of those countries. Sure, the PEOPLE there hate America (but again, so do the people in Mexico) but they don't have any say, and the House of Saud lives and dies by its alliance with America.

>>1117790

North Korea's military uses outdated technology from the 60's.

South Korea would steamroll them before we even got a chance to get involved.

>>1117768
>I speak for the world

>>1117825

Confirmed for mad jelly. You French by any chance?

>>1117752
Venezuela is a lil pissed off about us trying to off their leader, but he's about to drop off any ways, after which our proxies will be in charge.

We own Nigeria. Yes, they protest once in awhile, but the truth is, their government is in such disarray that Chevron pretty much does whatever it wants over there, and that includes acting as the local army and police. I mean they've set the whole south end of the country on fire. The bloody sky burns over there.

We own Mexico's government - but it's true, we're having a bit of trouble getting those cartels under control. Might have something to do with the fact that, through our control of the government, we've left the average Mexican with no legal way to make a living.

PEOPLE


THE U.S. GETS 2/3 OF IT'S OIL FROM THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE

WE OCCUPY OIL COUNTRIES TO DRIVE UP THE PRICE FOR OUR ZIONIST CORPORATE MASTERS

THIS ISN'T DIFFICULT