As fantastic as this is, it's a bit old.

saw this a while ago, if i remeber correctly they tried shooting a wedding with a rebel and 18-55.

just at first glance of the defendant, her awful appearance, and her disgusting demeanor, i can't believe anybody hires her at all

she blinks way too much--in that antagonistic irritated sort of way

Ken Rockwell has posted that video dude, and how slow is he on interwebs stuff?
Even then, it's sill full of lulz.

I'm a noob at taking pics, I've never owned an SLR, I use a point and shoot. And even I know those are crap non-professional pictures with terrible lighting.

go Brown!

>>742056
You can get away with shooting a wedding with a fucking Holga if the results are good.

Fuck up, however, and your Rebel will be the first thing you'll get picked on.

Oh this is just brilliant.
Who the hell uses a old rebel with slow lenses.

I'm trying to find that bitch's website if she has one. idk.

Her name is Dearez Geese? that's what it sounds like but they never put it on screen and show the spelling.

>>742554
sites offline IIRC. i saw them when the link first showed up and the photos were typical of a point and shoot user

LOL!

"WHERE IS YOUR 28-70?!"

>http://www.wedj.com/wedjcom.nsf/moreinfo?open&dj=7C9C65EE3893944D862570F1005CE0E3

Remember When Photography

Your wedding day is one of the most exciting times in your life, the joining of two friends in a lifelong journey together. This will be a time you want to remember and your photographs are one of the best ways to capture these moments. Remember When Photography can make all your memories come true. Talented, candid and creatively dedicated to your special day. Please contact us at: www.rwpphotography.com

Contact: Damaris Geese
Phone: (989) 600-0247

>http://www.kudzu.com/m/Remember-When-Photography-16635179/reviews/

Lol.

Judge: What f stop did you use?
Bitch: I used a tripod.

lol the girl at 0:30 is atrap

I think her work is dynamic and engaging.

pic related.

>>742583
>(989) 600-0247

Oh god, I'm doing it. Going to ask her what speed her tripod is!

>>742591

answer phone fail.

Judge Joe Brown is officially cantidated for being the saint patron of /p/.

>>742596

second this.

srsly, what IS wrong with this one?

>>742588
bride of The Fly

>>742599
The judge said it was pixelated even at that size, so hardly weddind day quality.

Also, it's just a point and shoot style snapshot. Nothing professional looking about it at all.

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>>742609
This should be a /p/ meme....... but we have exif data already

>>742588
cannot unsee

>>742611

fuuken bookmarked dude, we need image macro for that

LOL'd hard

Holy fuck this is awesome, archive it

http://www.rememberwhenphotography.net/

http://www.remember-when-photography.com/html/home.htm

http://www.rememberwhenphotography.com/

http://www.phobug1.com/

>>742630
>>742631
>>742632
wich one is it then

hihi

aargh

>>742634

I have no idea. Lets see wich one is the shittiest one. That would be.

jesus. what kind of photographer shells out for a DSLR without understanding the relationship between ISO level, aperture, and exposure time? I mean, that's not a fantastic camera, but with the right lens they could do a hell of a lot better than that. I'm pretty sure you could get better photos with a point and shoot these days...

>>742639
>jesus. what kind of photographer shells out for a DSLR without understanding the relationship between ISO level, aperture, and exposure time?
One with more money than talent/skill.

>>742642
>implying you need to have a lot of money to buy a rebel and a kitlens

>>742645
>implying that I wasn't implying that her skill level is less than the price of a rebel and kit lens, which I was by the way

>>742635
>>742637

I dreaded the day they learned photoshop

>>742635
>>742637
I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time... good god... I'm... GAVOMITING

>>742646
point. no way her skills are worth even the couple hundred dollars for a high end point-and-shoot.

I can only wonder how many people she'd fleeced out of good money with that camera and general ignorance on photograpy

Did i heard 18-55mm efs lens?

>>742666
*low end

>>742646
by "couple" meant like $400-500 or so, sorry. "several" would have been better

the judge is an idiot! there are some churches that don't allow flash photography.

the "professionals" are lame i hope they did go out of business. at least they could have bought some fast primes 35mm and 50mm.

i'm not convinced about the "victims" either. were they lying?

bunch of idiots the lot of them!

>>742737
>the judge is an idiot! there are some churches that don't allow flash photography.

>there are some churches that don't allow flash photography.

that's what the judge said, bitch!

>the judge is an idiot!

NO U

>>742745
"the pastor would not allow flash photography, which i find a little bit weird..."
why? some churches don't allow flash photography. period. i know it's irrelevant, because those two women are clearly not professional photographers, but i find that the judge is acting like an asshole.

bride:
they didn't use tripods
flash photography was allowed

photographer:
we used tripods (still sucks)
no flash was allowed.

clearly somebody is lying. i believe it's the bride, but it would be easy to check. instead that tv judge just paints the bride as the saintly goody-good victim and the photographer as the evil, blood-sucking vampire.

also, if the bride saw the photographer's portfolio and the photographer has delivered images of the same quality, then she has fulfilled her part of the contract! (though i still wouldn't call her a professional)