the fuck is this?

more like shitty community college.

7/10

Needs some work. It's a little grainy.

What school are you applying too?

Enjoy your failure, OP.

>>556295
thats like a C grade
is it even worth that?

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Fuck.

Here you go OP now it's a pretty girl
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You forgot to turn on the light
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>>556290

Alright here we go OP,

Not to be rude but I think you are a bit of a novice, you need to get a WAY better camera if you are going to do anything serious, and you need to take some basic photography courses before you go applying to anywhere.

Do you have anything else to show us?

> /p/eople, I'm using this troll to get into troll school. what do you think?

improved that for you OP
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>>556305

No this seems legit enough, trolls (especially from /b/) wouldn't put this much effort into a troll.

Yeah OP show us some more of your stuff, ohh and is that a TIMESTAMP?! You have so much to learn if you are serious about photography.

Yo ! I am really happy for you and imma let you finish but... Thomas Edison made the greatest lightbulb of all time! OF ALL TIME!

>>556304
>>556308

I think he left, 4chan is NOT the place for budding artists and younger people.

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/p/ is usually the wrong place to talk to people about photography in terms of artistic merit, as most of /p/ (with a few exceptions) thinks photography should always be hot girls shot with a commercial aesthetic.

That said, I dont like your picture. Also, if you're applying to art school, you already know that a series of photos is stronger than a single one, so showing us a single one and saying it's the centerpiece doesn't tell us shit.

tl;dr most likely a troll

>>556304
>>556308
No, I'm seriously considering this career.

Here's another example. I've taken a couple photos and combined them. I think my photoshopping skills are getting much better, I've been working on them for a couple years.

>>556318
Op is defiantly not a troll just a fucking idiot.

>>556318

....
How can you afford Photoshop and yet you have such a SHITTY camera?
....

>>556321
I don't own Photoshop, but it's on the school lab computers.

>>556318
nope, you trolled too hard this time.

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>>556325

I feel sorry for it...

Look at it try and take pictures, awww it's cute.

hey OP, try this.

>>556332

Dude don't say that, OP might be stupid enough to try it :(

Hey so, this is another pic I took un modified
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>>556334

STOP USING SUCH SHITTY CAMERAS

OP is a god damn MASTER troll

10/10 will RAGE the fuck out again

this is more depressing than having a torrent stop at 99.9% when faggots stop the seeding.

>>556339

This thread is a testament to /p/ -- People are so up their asses here they can't even help someone out.

OP, you need some better fucking camera, and you need to stop using Photoshop before someone kills them self

>>556334
Here's another one of my cat inside some train tracks
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WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF USING A FUCKING MOTORLA PHONE AND CALLING IT SERIOUS FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHYYYYY FUCKING RAGEEEEEE

>>556349

fucking this

>>556337
I agree with this, sadly. 10/10, would rage again. The photo however, 2/10.

Holocaust victims would rather stay in the camps than be photographed by you.

>>556349

It's the message, not the medium.

>>556348

So OP where do you live? I want to send you one of my spare ""cameras"", better than anything you are using.

I like my /p/ like i like my coffee, shit.

OP just stop fucking posting.

I cringed so much my face is now permanently disfigured

OP makes me lose hope in humanity.

I am not so much distraught over the photographic skills or mediums of the OP but that fact that I can't tell if it is a troll or legit.

Either way I am betting he has a few extra chromosomes.

>>556355
"The Medium Is the Message" - Marshall Mcluhan

>>556368

Shutup Marshall

Pretty cool photo bro, but you will never ever be as good as me.

Pic Related, its my photo.

>>556368
"If angels rarely appear, it's because we all too often mistake the medium for the Message."
-Eileen Elias Freeman in The Angels' Little Instruction Book : Learning from God's Heavenly Messengers (1994)

OP is a pretty cool guy, eh he uploads photos n stuff and doesnt afraid of anything.

Here's an artsy picture of me

goddamn it /p/.

you're trolled easier than /b/.

>>556374
THIS IS NOW A PREGGER THREAD
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Is it just me, or is this entire thread samefag? OP, a good troll means leaving one well thought out and executed post, and letting it blossom into a wonderful, rage-inducing thread.

Continually replying to your own post every 45 seconds, trying to enhance your troll is amateur at best. Do you really have nothing better to do right now?

>>556382
OH GOD YES MOAR

>>556380
She needs a belt to keep her underwear on?

>>556381
its plausible
but idk

>>556367
I'm guessing legit. He(?) said art school, not photography school.

Trippin on shrooms and browsing /p/ is confusing

the fuck is going on in this thread?

I call this "Eternal Duty", and it's another picture I'm seriously considering as a primary focus in my portfolio.

>>556396
Wow, that's deep.

Here's another one I'm considering, also photoshopped.
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>>556391

Let me summarize for you, my dear anon friend.

OP posted a glamorous photo of what appears to be a lightbulb shadow frozen into the ground due to volcanic ash, much like in the famous vesuvio incident. He wants to use the art piece to get into art school. People are becoming confused, some think he is a troll, others take him seriously. Several individuals promote the art by editing it and drawing artistic figures on it, while others are posting pictures and comments expressing their hatred. Overall, the thread is currently fueling WW3, as nations across the world are to unbelievably pissed that they cant stand letting this planet host such a life form that is OP.

TL:DR, Niggers sucks.

>>556401
BRB guzzling bleach

OP I work at an art school and I think I can get you in, I have a van I can come pick you up in.

And I have some free cameras, if you want to know some more ask for my email

>>556402
I think his(?) pictures are actually kinda good. No need to be a faggot about it.

>>556396

Kill Yourself?
(Y) / N

>>556408

I remember being in my art teachers van once.

It smelled like Daddy's workshop.

>>556374

uhm, excuse me? They fuck are you not in the kitchen?

>>556413
>uhm, excuse me? They fuck are you not in the kitchen?
>They fuck are you
>They

can i get an autograph?

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The name of the OP made google

http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHMB_enUS348US348&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=Alex+Ra
mstead

Pic related, its me when i cant figure out if im getting trolled or not.

So, this is my boyfriend I made this for his birthday

>>556420
I'd dump you right there.

>>556420

You two are PERFECT for each other.

For the sake of the human gene pool please do not procreate.

>>556420
I see wut u did thar
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This is another artsy photo I took
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>>556422
see
>>556374

>>556290

>>556424

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCAN A MOTHERFUCKING POLAROID!?

FUCK THIS THREAD -- NO, JUST FUCKING NO

This is another photo for exhibition. I call it "The Refuse Martyr".

>>556430

>>556429
It's all I had at the time so yeah :/

>>556430
Just stop.

>The Refuse Martyr

If human kind could harness my rage, we could fuel India for the next few millennium.

Ohh I think I saw something shiny at the bottom of that trash can under all that fucking BLURRR YOU SHOULD GO GET IT

>>556430
>>556424
>>556420
>>556401
God fucking damnit. You're the fucking people I hate. HUUR LOOK AT ME TAKE PICTURES AM I FUCKING COOL YET? NO. FUCK, YOU.

STOP TAKING FUCKING PICTURES

Pic Related, its my reactions to OP for every pic he post

>>556437
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>>556437

what is this i dont even

This is the most rage filled board I have seen in a long time.

I dident think /p/ could get THIS pissed off.

>>556290
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Floating point exception (core dumped)

I call this one "Ignus Oppressum".

>>556452

>>556408

>>556452

>ignus oppressum

>>556452

>>556452
I studied Latin and i must say that's pretty clever bravo.

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OP you dont have talent, but your pics are quite entertaining.

>Latin fail

There is another thread on /p/ about this...

>>556452
Are you fucking serious? Did you even take Latin?
"Ignus Oppressum" Means something like God of Fire. What the fuck does this have to do with fire?

Seriously, you suck shit get off of /p/.
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>>556452
wow whats that black shit on the bottle the shit from when you shove it up your ass and call it art? kill yourself

im scared

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
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Nice default time stamp

>>556452

This picture makes my dick tingle

I made this for my brother because he really liked batman so I put this on his birthday card

>>556290

Thanks asshole for breaking /p/

Jesus christ guys. I come in here to poor my heart out and you all are mean to me.

To thoes who supported me, good night and god bless.

>>556519

THE REAL OP?
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>>556523
Yeah it was me I was just looking for way to get some money to help feed my kid

Would someone just put a dick in that guys mouth please? Cuz thats what he wants, hes a cocksucker in disguise, hes got his mouth open cuz he wants someone to cum in it. Now do you want to keep making lightbulbs motherfucker, or are you just a punk coward asshole bullshit lighbulb mother fucker. You are gona shut up now so we dont find out where the fuck you buy your lightbulbs, cuz if you keep it up we will grab your ass and throw you on the fucking street where you belong WITH YOUR MOTHER. And im fucking her in the asshole every night anyways, so fuck you and fuck your sister and fuck your wife. If you got a kid, i hope your fucking kid dies in a CAR FIRE. STFU AND GTFO

You got to use pshycology to know how to appeal to a person.

>>556552

not enough lightbulb

>>556552
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>>556552

Tense? Nervous? Lightbulb?