You sound like the dick here, you didn't let him pass initially because your honor of not being passed must be defended.

>>7601721 (OP)
>see a dick
>be a dick in return
>he gets buttflustered
>give him the finger
>he mad

As long as you expressed no emotion the entire time, you're just as big of a faggot as he is.

>>7601726
Fuck him, the road was empty he could of let of the gas and went behind him.

>So as he speeds up I speed up

this pisses me off. why are people such faggots that they speed up whenever they are about to get passed?

the other day I was driving on the highway and tried to pass a slower car, but he would speed up every time I got close, then slowed down again. eventually I got tired of it and sped up to about 85 to pass. this motherfucker then tried to accelerate to keep up with me until I was almost doing 90

seriously, fuck people like you

Sorry to tell you, but you're the dick in this story OP.

You sped up and blocked him at the merge, and to add insult to injury, you flipped him off too.

There was absolutely no need to keep him from passing you. You escalated a possible dick move into a dick war.

>>7601731
Some people aren't good drivers, OP knew what he was doing, and could have been the bigger man, but maybe the other driver thought for some reason he shouldn't decel and go behind him.

You never know who you'll piss off while on the road.
I once shot a man on a the road to Las Vegas for 2 reasons
1)He drove a brostang
2)I needed to test out my new hk usp

Pulled up next to him like i was going to pass him, rolled my window down and fired. I saw his face explode and the car just veered to the left and kept going. I reached Vegas got myself a hooker and some blow and then hit the casinos. That was a good weekend.

Well of course I knew what I was doing, I was behind the guy before this happened for a minute and he was weaving in and out of traffic like a fucking fly.

File: 1361412790837.jpg-(129 KB, 1024x768, 1359733141860.jpg)

129 KB JPG

>>7601721 (OP)

>driving back to Orlando from Jacksonville.
>I-4 after merging from I-95 is 2 lanes for about 15 miles or so
>guy in right lane going 65
>guy in left lane going the same speed not letting anyone pass
>ok, he'll notice me and the huge line of cars behind him then speed up and move over
>any minute now
>...
>guy keep on acting as a rolling roadblock
>see straight upcoming stretch of road with a clear shoulder on the left
>slow down a bit and get some distance
>gun it and pass him on the shoulder
>he guns it and tries to block me
>yah, nah, cunt
>pass him, roll down my window, flick him off, and keep driving
>while he was doing this, his rolling roadblock was freed up
>he tries to catch up to be, but other cars who were stuck behind him catch up, pass him and cut him off
>i get off at a rest stop
>see him come exit too and park near me
>oh boy here we go
>get my Glock 19 from the center console and leave it on the passenger seat in the open
>guy comes up to my window
>say what the fu...
>sees gun, turns around, gets back in car
>i drive off

Didn't think so, faggot.

>>7601774
I rarely do this but to people who do stupid stuff, I also do this to get the reaction out of him too.

>>7601721 (OP)
>cannot
>into
>greentext

File: 1361413031087.jpg-(36 KB, 180x200, 1299835582344.jpg)

36 KB JPG

Im going to call this road rage because it was rage and I was on the road.

>going speed limit in a blizzard
>taking my time
>jaywalker decides to...well jaywalk
>I have to brake to ensure I dont hit him
>I give a quick honk too
>he yells "FUCKING ASSHOLE"

I kind of felt like a dick because it was a blizzard and I was in a nice cozy car. Still, shitty weather doesnt entitle you to do illegal things, he was probably having a bad day.

>>7601803
In a fucking blizard he should check the street before he crosses, he should know that cars can't brake as easily in snow.

File: 1361413429043.jpg-(48 KB, 500x341, abe.jpg)

48 KB JPG

>2 days ago
>at 2 lane left turn stoplight that is too short for the amount of traffic that normally goes through
>light turns green, I know I'm too far back to make the light in the right lane
>guy in the left lane doesn't pay attention while light is green and makes everyone miss the light
>Everyone pulls up to redlight
>Guy in black truck 2 cars back gets out of his truck and walks up to the guy
>Starts yelling at him
>Goes back to truck
>his face when

Idk this is a stupid story, but my driving is mostly uneventful. Drives in central florida are fucking retards so I guess you get used to it.

>>7601851
*drivers

>>7601778
flash your hi-beams or something first, don't make your first resort fucking driving on the shoulder.

File: 1361413604462.png-(267 KB, 500x312, gookwing.png)

267 KB PNG

>Driving on three lane freeway
>Medium traffic
>some cars are bunched up
>near the end of a pack of cars
>traffic ahead
>had been driving for an hour and a half
>look in rear view mirror
>blue Pontiac G6 coming up at a high rate of speed
>going about 8 over in the middle lane
>comes within a dicklength of my rear bumper
>turn on signal to change lane to the right
>G6 turns right without signaling at the same time as I do
>almost hit him
>turn back into my lane
>G6 slows down
>Falls back quite a distance
>comes flying back up again
>flys by me at 100mph
>cuts across all three lanes to the left 2/3rds of a dicklength infront of me
>SUV in the leftmost lane
>slams on breaks while he went across all lanes
>minivan behind SUV
>squeezes himself in
>less than a dicklength between both cars
> changes lane to the middle and drives away
>notice he has the Gookwing™

I have had this happen before
>accidentally cut a guy off who was in my blind spot
>get back in my lane real quick
>wave to apologize as he passes me
>he rolls down his window, i roll down mine
>tell him sorry i didn't see him
>starts screaming at me, saying hes gonna kill me
>tell him to fuck himself
>he cuts me off, stops(on the highway, rush hour traffic in all four lanes), and gets out
>ohfuckohfuck.jpg
>I get out too
>me 6"1" 200lb Not an athlete, not a fighter, just kind of big
>he just back in his 20yr old corrola and drives off with his middle finger out the window

>>7601851
>central Florida
That reminds of a story that parents told me, apparently it happened there before I was born. My parents pulled out of a gas station into a stoplight, and a guy gets out of his truck and starts yelling at another guy in his. That guy proceeds to get out of his truck, gets a 2x4 from his bed and hits the other guy on the head with it. Police and ambulance came after that. It has to be a BS story, just seems to good to be true.

>>7601856

Ya, in retrospect I should have tried but how difficult is it to notice a fuck huge line of cars behind you and you're the one killing the flow of traffic?

>>7601851

Orlando fag here.

There's a good reason why Orlando was the most dangerous city to drive in and be a pedestrian in in 2012.

>Winter, tonnes of snow and salt on roads
>Driving 1999 Acura 3.2tl
>Pull up behind bro-truck @ red light
>Bro-truck thinks it's funny to completely shower car in gravel as he takes off
>Get in other lane, pull up beside bro-truck
>Bro-driver looks at me and smiles/shrugs
>Cheap impact socket set in my back seat
>7/8 Deep socket into d/s fender
>13/16 socket into door panel
>Tried for back window and missed
>He-mad.jpg
>Pull away from him, he can't catch up
>Lose him around a couple corners

Seen the truck parked a few weeks later. Left a couple good dents in it. Should have left an impact socket on his hood.

>>7601912
such a dick move. ballsy, but dick move. lots of dick and balls involved.

> Driving in heavy start-stop traffic
> Doing about 20-30km/h
> driver in front randomly stops. I slam on brakes and nearly hit him
> wtf is this shit? mash my horn and shake my fist in anger
> see a family of ducks waddling across the road.
> feelbadman
> pull up at next lights and apologize for flash of anger
> noworrysmate.jpg

>>7601912
so he's an idiot who doesn't understand that snow + torque = spin and you took it upon yourself to throw shit at him
>if u did that to me I'd cut the wheel and mashed the gas.
>maybe it's good I don't peel out at stop lights

File: 1361414333442.jpg-(60 KB, 625x469, roadrage.jpg)

60 KB JPG

This was when I was in high school.

>drivin mah chebby silverado home
>see my ex friend in his gay mustang come closer
>he's a notorious tailgater
>he tailgates me for about 2 minutes, I mean he could fit his hood under the bed of my truck
>I speed up and he still is tailgating me, smirking like a fucking cunt
>I brake check him at a red light, throw it in neutral and put the hazards on
>wrench happened to be in the back bench seats
>get out and walk to his car and gently tap on the glass with the wrench
>"If you ever fucking tailgate me like that again I'll make sure you'll detailing teeth from out of your Mustang

He never talked to me or tailgated me again.

I hate that kid.

>>7601721 (OP)
so op is a fag.

>>7601975
Any particular reason you just didn't brake check hard enough to make him rear end you? That's some good restraint.

>>7601987
His dad is friends with every police officer and judge in the city from being the fire station chief and I knew he couldn't really prove that I threatened him with a blunt object.

>>7601974

Tonnes of gravel, no need to spin
THe guy fuckin mashed the gas pedal, not letting off until he was through the intersection.
He deserved it

>>7602005
so that was worth damaging his ride over?

>Driving home from school one day in my chebby S10 Xtreme
>Following a kid in a beat to shit S10 (With rare OEM wheels I might add)
>Going over a hill, when suddenly the kid veers hard to the right, into a turn lane
>Dafu- OH SHIT
>Cut wheel hard to the right then left, almost end up in a ditch
>Its fucking hard to stop 100Km/h in the distance I had
>Say fuck it, my brother hates it when I gofast, but I'm passing this fucker before he gets me killed
>Get around him
>110
>120
>130
>I can hear Sonic in my ear
>Finally get around him and let off
>Follows me well past his turn, pretty much 10Km out of his way
>Finally pull over to deal with this
>He gets out, can't be much over 5ft
>I get out, 6'2 at the time, and start walking over to him
>He's got a friend with him telling him to fight be
>I can tell he's afraid
>Get right over him, and raise my hand
>Grab his antenna
>Pull it back and let it go into his face
>Nearly shits himself
>Get back in my truck and drive away

Should mention that I wasn't tailgating or anything, he literally swerved out of the way with a cunt hairs distance between the stopped one. I didn't even see the stopped car because I was so busy trying to figure out if I was going to be calling an ambulance or not

>Driving home from school
>2 lane freeway
>Get cutoff by a dude in a Chevy Tahoe with a Giant Cowboys sticker
>No problem probably just didn't see me and was trying to pass the car ahead of me
>Then notice that he isn't passing until there is another car and he guns it and then slows down again
>Basically he is stopping me from passing him
>Obvious as fuck, he was probably annoyed by me being in a hurry or some shit
>An exit lane opens up and I fly through it and get back in
>He sees me and speeds up to try and block me but lol Tahoe
>I do the same thing to him, he's now stuck behind me going 65-70
>Fucker decides to pass me,
>IN THE SHOULDER
>Like a dirt shoulder.
>But this freeway has a bridge where the shoulder disappears
>He can't outspeed me and starts trying to push me out (literally getting inches away from my sedan, can't even see his windows)
>I don't budge and am leading him into a divider
>He has to slam on the brakes to not die and gets behind me.
>Starts throwing coins at my car, flipping me off, and trys to get around me but now he gets nothing as a cut him off everywhere
>Start brake checking his ass like there is no tomorrow, bitch has to swerve to avoid me
>Pull up at the streetlight at the end of the freeway
>Gets out, I unbuckle my belt
>starts hitting my window saying I tried to push him out of the lane (aka him in the shoulder trying to ram my car)
>I body slam my car door against him and as I get out he pushes me
>When I get out I am about a foot and a half taller than him, he books it to his car as other people yell shit at him
>He follows me in his tahoe
>I threatened him with a fat rock I found in my car and he pulls off the freeway.

Dude was like forty too. Pissed off little persian/mexican dude, didn't expect a 6'6" dude.

>>7602181
*giant Cowboys sticker

>>7602064

Tit for tat
He left rock chips on my hood

>>7601721 (OP)
That video is hilarious. The entire time he's on the phone with ⇂⇂6 and the ladies just like, "Drive away, or tell him to stop and then come to the police station." How about you send a police officer to come ask him stop for me...

I've had issues. Had one lady follow me home because I drove the speed limit. Still don't understand that one. I was doing the speed limit and she got on my ass. I didn't do anything other the obey the law, but soccer moms must soccermom, I would of laughed if she actually hit my truck, Steel beats plastic all the time.

>Exiting toll road coming to a toll both
>Guy behind me up my ass
>Starts flashing his high beams
>No where for me to go, continue on in my lane
>Get pissed, brake check
>He freaks, flys passed me through the toll
>He stops blocking traffic, gets out of his car
>I get out with my gun, don't point it, just make it visible to him
>He gets back in and drives off
>Everyone staring at me
>Fuck year