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  • File: 1330470928.jpg-(8 KB, 257x257, craigslist-04.jpg)
    8 KB B_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/28/12(Tue)18:15 No.5908965  
    Itt. Shit on craigslist ads that makes you not want the car.

    >salvage tittle
    >automatic
    >se habla espanol
    >manuel transmission
    >drift ready
    >bad grammar/misspelling shit
    >TYPING IN ALL CAPS SO IT SOUNDS LIKE THEYRE YELLING AT ME
    >> mytaurusisfight !ISclrmjh4E 02/28/12(Tue)18:17 No.5908977
    >RUNS AND DRIVES (in title)
    >"ran when we parked it in 2007" in the body of the a

    >$XXXXX SPENT ON [STEREO/RIMS/BODYKIT/PAINT]

    >No service history

    >Needs head gasket

    >engine seized

    >No title
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:19 No.5908984
    >"JUST NEEDS PAINT, THATS ALL!"

    as if painting a car is cheap and easy, and they're forgetting to mention all the fucked up body panels and half ass bondo repairs they did anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:21 No.5908997
    >200,000+ miles
    >$15k+
    >Minor rust
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:23 No.5909010
    >list of mods:
    >> REPO STAN !jU441s.usg 02/28/12(Tue)18:24 No.5909013
    >9001 irrelevant tags
    Someone looking for an Explorer will surely be tempted by this Festiva if only they would see this ad.
    >price obviously high by more than 25% with 'firm'/'NO LOWBALLS'
    >don't state basic details like odo/eng/trans
    yeah nah cunt etc
    >no pic
    >'txt me only no email' (no number given)
    LRN2INTERNET
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:24 No.5909014
    >No displacement or # of cyls.
    >Debadged as fuck
    >No info regarding drivetrain
    >No info other then runs good
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:26 No.5909028
    >Runs Strong

    I swear, every time i see that i just ignore it and move on. Every time i've gone to look at a car with "Runs strong" in description, it ran like an old washing machine running with a midget inside trying to fight his way out.
    >> Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE 02/28/12(Tue)18:33 No.5909076
    >bad grammar/misspelling shit

    This. Seriously, if you're trying to sell the car spend an extra 20 seconds proofreading your ad. Like what the fuck is a "Camero?"

    Douchebags.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:35 No.5909091
    >Camero

    that always cracked me up. It's only written like 3 or 4 times on the outside of the car and usually a few times right in the interior, spelled out for you.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:36 No.5909094
    dealers who list their financing down payment as the listing price.

    Open the listing for 3000 and bam "buy for 15,000 with only 3000 down". I always flag them as spam.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:36 No.5909095
    >>5909076
    It's "CUMMINS" not Cummings you spell challenged assholes!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:37 No.5909102
    >>5909095
    Peterbuilt always gets me too.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:37 No.5909103
    >listed in the "For Sale By Dealer" section, but dealer name/location/website is not provided
    >no pictures, or shitty/blurry/rotated pictures
    >not uploading high quality pictures to a free image hosting service and using img src tags
    >reposting your shit every fucking day so you keep seeing the same shitty salvage title car at the top of your results instead of just renewing the posting
    >not posting a price
    >posting the price as $1
    >posting the price as $15 to mean $15000
    >> CHEVY SMILE 02/28/12(Tue)18:37 No.5909106
    When i see no picture
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:37 No.5909109
    >>5909094
    Stealers in general just piss me off with their terrible posts.

    Yes, I know, hence 'Stealer-ships"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:41 No.5909120
    >"low miles"
    >has 160,000 miles

    Mainly I just hate it when they leave out important information. And I wish Craigslist required or at least encouraged you to enter the VIN in case you want to check out the history report without having to call.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:42 No.5909129
    >not knowing the model of the car they're selling
    I saw an ad for a Toyota Pathfider last week.

    Also
    >salvage title
    >sell it for the price of a clean title car
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:44 No.5909141
    >>5909129
    I guess it varies based on where you are, but there are a few lots over here that post a LOT to Craigslist that almost exclusively deal in salvage title cars. They're usually quite a bit cheaper, though, and they usually don't try to hide it.

    I HATE it when people do though. Heh, I came across one car that claimed to have a clean Carfax, but when I ran it, it had reported frame damage.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:48 No.5909164
    OP are you in Arizona? That sounds like 99% of the ads on phoenix craigslist.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:50 No.5909179
    >has 300,000 miles
    >but that's nothing for a Honda
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:51 No.5909184
    >Put new motor in at 80k.

    That always drives me nuts, doing something as drastic as an engine swap at that low milage. Makes you wonder what else is going to blow up soon because of all the obvious abuse the vehicle has been through.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:53 No.5909199
    >>5909184
    also using "motor" when referring to an engine.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:53 No.5909203
    ads like this too

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/2853544760.html

    literally garbage with a 3k listing price
    >> B_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/28/12(Tue)18:54 No.5909209
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    >>5909164
    No in socal.

    also

    mfw
    >Posts OBO with "price firm, non negotiable" (doesnt know what it means or best offer)
    >"clean tittle" but has frame damage.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:58 No.5909233
    >>5909203
    Lol.

    I'm surprised he didnt put "2750 FIRM!!! NO LOWBALLERS" in it, along with "I KNOW WHAT I HAVE HERE!!!"

    There was some idiot on the ytown craiglist for a while trying to sell an 08 3/4 ton chevy with like 200k miles on it and totally rusted out rockers and wheel wells for 10k. His ads became increasingly more and more bitchy. Saying it doesnt matter the rust, because it's still a newer vehicle! Then the he started saying that kelly's bluebook states thats what it is worth, and he even made about a 2 page manifesto about how the vehicle should be considered "fair" condition due to his fucked up logic.

    I should of saved all his ads.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)18:58 No.5909238
    http://columbusga.craigslist.org/cto/2874505248.html

    >Head Turner!
    For all the wrong reasons..
    >> ♪ deaf guy with a c4 !mVETTE/Omg 02/28/12(Tue)18:59 No.5909244
    >DONT EMAIL ME PLEASE
    >HERES MY PHONE NUMBER

    Well that helps, you fucking assholes.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:02 No.5909266
    >>5909244
    I see that a lot. "NO EMAILS!"

    For one, why are you posting on the fucking internet if you cant handle an email.

    For another they usually dont even provide any other contact information.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:02 No.5909271
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    >>5909203
    It seems rather reasonable for a parts car.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:06 No.5909294
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    >>5909233
    I bet the guy bought it when someone told him the same thing, and he is pissed that he got ripped.
    >> ...That Dude... !KyUpmG9.1. 02/28/12(Tue)19:11 No.5909329
    If it's modified, I hate to see jackasses that list almost nothing.

    There was a C5 ad I saw a few days ago that said:

    >Runs great, looks just like a z06

    And no other info other than:
    >floester exhaust
    >shifts smooth


    After checking it out, turns out it's got a different cam, headers, corsa exhaust, and other things.


    Why not list what you fucking have especially when they put things without the mileage/transmission type.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:12 No.5909337
    >>5909329
    I see them say "K&N air filter AND MORE!!!" sometimes.

    Wow man, the air filter is the flagship of all your mods. cant wait to see the and mores.
    >> B_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/28/12(Tue)19:14 No.5909346
    >>5909329
    http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/2853856627.html

    this?
    >> Br/o/MW !Gsih3Wfnlk 02/28/12(Tue)19:15 No.5909357
    >driven by a woman
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:16 No.5909361
    >>5909209
    Op, I know that feel
    I went to look at a car in Arcadia, and that's what the owner said
    >oh it's a clean title, but the frame is a bit bent

    also
    >when they add to the price of the car just because they put in a sound system and new tires
    I hate the LA craigslist posters
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:16 No.5909367
    >>5909346
    lol.

    v8 huh? Wow, thats awesome, not many vettes have v8s!!!

    Plus a 6-speed menu!!!
    >> ek9 !S.B8iiKxSU 02/28/12(Tue)19:16 No.5909370
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    >>5908965
    When people misspell VTEC. (i.e. vtech V-tek v-tec)
    When they give no mileage, engine specs or any other condition factors.
    Shitty rims, Stereo, body kit
    When people list mods and price all of them out, expecting you to pay the full price for the car with all the mods.
    When you call and they're black, mexican, or just generally illiterate.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:19 No.5909396
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    How about an actual email I got today?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:20 No.5909403
    Searching for a Tacoma
    >TRD OFFROAD PACAKAGE SUPER RARE $34,000!!!!
    picture is obviously of an SR5 with TRD stickers
    >TRD PACKAGE!!!! LOW MILES!!!!
    >looks like a 4cyl with TRD stickers.
    Fucking dishonest shit heads, the sad thing is, I'm sure people fall for it all the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:21 No.5909409
    >>5909396
    One guy offered to trade a pit bull for a set of wheels I was selling for $350.

    When I said no he offered an outdated ECU whose newer replacement model is only worth like $150.
    >> green jello !kop9aahnfs 02/28/12(Tue)19:21 No.5909413
    >>5909403
    >sr5 with TRD stickers
    That was the offroad package, bro. I know, I have one.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:22 No.5909419
    >>5909346
    >six speed menu

    I'd like to order the clutch with a side of throw out bearings.
    >> Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE 02/28/12(Tue)19:23 No.5909429
    "Owned by a mechanic"

    Sure it was.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:25 No.5909436
    >Try to sell car on Craigslist
    >People offer me their SUPER CLEAN LOWERED TRUCK that's 5 years older and have 30k miles more as a straight trade
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:25 No.5909439
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    >>5909419
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:27 No.5909453
    >>5909396
    I've gotten so many crazy emails off there.

    One guy wanted me to drive a car 4 states over so he could look at it. Did not understand one bit how it was a pretty unreasonable request.

    So many bizarre offers. Everyone offers me an xbox for one. No matter what i sell, i get offered xboxes.

    I was selling a 77f250 once, and i guy basically started offering me all the garbage he had laying around his house. Including an xbox, guitar hero controller, 3 junk none running cars (which i could easily sell on c/l for like $1000 a piece he says). When he started adding kitchen appliances to the mix i just started deleting his emails.
    >> B_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/28/12(Tue)19:27 No.5909455
    >>5909396
    ls1 swap gogogo
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:28 No.5909470
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    Here's another I got 2 days ago:

    Reply if you said "wut"
    >> mytaurusisfight !ISclrmjh4E 02/28/12(Tue)19:29 No.5909479
    >>5909470
    Oh God wat
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:29 No.5909480
    >>5909470
    >Reply if _____

    The fuck? gb2 youtube, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:29 No.5909481
    >Fully Loaded

    Seems nearly every car is "fully loaded." I guess a/c and alloy wheels are luxuries now a days
    >> Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE 02/28/12(Tue)19:30 No.5909482
    "Slightly rusty, not too bad though"

    >Go to see car
    >Holy shit
    >Rusted to fuck
    >Afraid to sit in it as it may snap in half from lack of support it's so rusty
    >Fuck!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:30 No.5909483
    http://frederick.craigslist.org/cto/2872575490.html

    Ok, that's pretty cool. I was not expecting that.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:30 No.5909490
    >>5909470

    He probably meant "title" and it was changed to lice

    Just a thought
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:31 No.5909499
    6-speed "Manuel", "somnruf" (sunroof), ads in Spanish ("NO ENGLISH")

    I live in miami, so i see this shit way too often
    >> B_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/28/12(Tue)19:32 No.5909507
    >>5909490
    Lice=license.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:32 No.5909513
    >>5909499
    I once saw an ad (here in Phoenix) saying it was missing a part but that the part could be procured inexpensively at a "yunk yard"
    >> Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE 02/28/12(Tue)19:34 No.5909529
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    >Live in Canada
    >Outrageous car prices everywhere

    http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1985-Pontiac-Firebird-Coupe-3500-00-obo-W0QQAd
    IdZ351667377

    $6200 for a 1990 automatic V6 Firebird...
    http://winnipeg.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1990-Pontiac-Firebird-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ31443690
    1
    >> Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE 02/28/12(Tue)19:40 No.5909571
    >>5909499
    I went to Miami for a vacation last year. I was shocked at the number of Spanish speaking douchefags there are down there.

    >Be white
    >Be the minority

    I'll never go back to Florida. It was disgusting. So many Spanish speaking immigrants. Gtfo!
    >> RAiNBOWRANGER !OjFaX5I3po 02/28/12(Tue)19:40 No.5909574
    >>5909529
    Fuck, I hate the prices here. Though I did find a manual Civic hatchback, for $1500, I fucking love everyone.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:40 No.5909575
    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/2853696132.html

    >cleanestsedan
    >$2300
    >not running

    seems legit
    >> Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE 02/28/12(Tue)19:41 No.5909579
    >>5909574
    I know. Prices in Winnipeg are stupid high for shitboxes.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:43 No.5909596
    >>5909575
    It's got a sweet paint job and rotas though, bra.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:43 No.5909597
    >>5909483
    holy shit, if that was 4wd... be gettin all da bitches wet
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:43 No.5909599
    When they include information like AC blows cold, but don't include odometer reading.

    When they have 4 pictures of the outside of the car from the driver side, and no pictures of the interior or engine or odometer.

    When they put the wrong year for the car pictured.

    When people selling trucks have the gall to say good gas mileage
    >2003 Gasoline Ford Excursion
    >Great gas mileage
    -lol nigga, is single digits considered great?

    When every single suburban, explorer and trailblazer in this town has massive ugly nigger rims on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:46 No.5909619
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    >see "anniversary edition 1984 300ZX" for sale
    >car is just a regular 1984 Z31 with AE badges on the fenders
    >"Just so you know, your car isn't actually an anniversary edition. Some dealerships stuck AE badges on regular 1984s and marked them up" etc etc, included link with more pictures and info about AE
    >reply "actually i know for a fact it's an anniversary edition because it has badges on it saying anniversary edition"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:46 No.5909627
    people selling cars with 5 digit odometers in obviously shit-teir condition and claiming sub 100k mileage. Like yeah your shitbox hasn't turned over at least two times already
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:49 No.5909652
    >>5909599
    >try to sell my suburban on CL
    >oh boy an email
    >"yo mn dis com wit rimz?"
    >on second thought, i dont mind keeping this money pit
    and then all of my money. literally. now i need a job.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)19:50 No.5909662
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    A couple months ago a guy offered to trade me a signed Michael Jordan high school jersey and a pair of converse shoes for my '91 Accord.

    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:03 No.5909741
    >price

    1991 miata, 156,000 miles. $4300.
    1991 civic hatchback 180,000 miles $2400

    These are the ads I see. I don't get it, when you look at a car your going to see how low someone can go down on the price by.. 2 or 300 dollars. But if people keep asking this stuff I'm going to just start low balling.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:04 No.5909747
    I'm selling my first car (underagefag here) my dad & I are going to go half & half for a V8 truck until I can get another job to save for a 350z

    I was pricing out some local cars like mine (90 integra) and I found this car....Since most cars are totally riced out locally, this one gave me a laugh.

    http://stockton.craigslist.org/cto/2801919416.html

    >Clean tittle
    >Runs stronger this way with more tork
    >Rigged the tranny so both wheels spin for burn out
    >Gready exhaust
    > hela flush.
    > sound good with windows up and cops can't hear


    lol
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:06 No.5909763
    >>5909747
    >Rigged the tranny so both wheels spin for burn out
    Uh huh suuuuuure.
    >Gready exhaust
    It's GREDDY!
    > hela flush.
    ...
    > sound good with windows up and cops can't hear
    I can't even....
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:07 No.5909769
    >>5909741
    Meh. I do that anyways. I'll email someone and offer them like 2-3 grand less, i dont give a fuck. Whats the worst that can happen?

    Key is to say you got cash and can do it right now. It works sometimes....probably because most craiglist offers are like "Umm....i can like...umm...pay you friday when i get paid, but then i'm going to have to sell my bike, so you'll have to wait for that...and then, hey you think i could trade you a weight machine for partial, and then pay you the rest after about a month after i get the vehicle?"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:11 No.5909787
    >>5909413
    it had chrome bumpers, and the chrome grill surround. Also lacking the 110v outlet in the bed.
    >> green jello !kop9aahnfs 02/28/12(Tue)20:14 No.5909800
    >>5909787
    Oh, you're talking about the current gen. I have a first gen Tacoma with the TRD package
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:14 No.5909802
    http://frederick.craigslist.org/cto/2875517417.html

    >94 integra
    >$3500
    >would consider including shitty sound system
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:20 No.5909820
    >>5909800
    Yeah, the ad disappeared shortly afterwards. I'm hoping because people flagged the shit out of it, not because they sold it to some poor sap.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:23 No.5909828
    You guys are gonna love this shit.
    http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/2815062303.html
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:28 No.5909850
    >>5909828

    CALMEETY GULD
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:36 No.5909880
    all i hate are highballers, they annoy the shit out of me

    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/2835041769.html

    this one isnt TOO bad, but there were much worse...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:40 No.5909909
    >>5909880
    I can get those for a grand here.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:40 No.5909914
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    A favorite of mine
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:41 No.5909917
    >>5909880
    >Needs:
    >Battery
    >Could use 3 new 14" tires
    >Driver side door handle doesnt work, needs to be relatched, shouldnt be hard at all.
    >Windshield Wipers dont work, possibly a fuse, havent even bothered to check.
    >Rear diff mount bushing (not required)

    Uh....that shit is like 2 grand off the price right there for me. Seeing how thats just the easy shit that needs to be fixed, who know what major shit it needs that he isnt telling?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:41 No.5909922
    >no picture

    I don't even open the ad if there's no pictures.
    >> Lightning Blue Nordic Viggen 02/28/12(Tue)20:42 No.5909928
    It amazes me how people who type in all caps with appalling spelling and grammar have nicer things than me. If you're going to sell something for thousands of dollars, at least use the Firefox spellchecker.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:42 No.5909929
    >>5909828
    looks like I'm buying an automatic pos 240sx sil80.

    I want to meet the person who made that.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:42 No.5909935
    >>5909914
    >bares the scares
    >> NeonFag !!qAQNO0uyesN 02/28/12(Tue)20:43 No.5909940
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    >>5909828
    >> Firechicken !POnTIAcKSE 02/28/12(Tue)20:43 No.5909942
    >>5909828
    wat
    >> MuzduProtege !hpoAeWO2cE 02/28/12(Tue)20:44 No.5909945
    >>5909828
    Teehee, wat.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:45 No.5909949
    >>5909828

    FUCK YOU BILL
    >> B_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/28/12(Tue)20:46 No.5909956
    >>5909940
    /o/ meets real life.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:46 No.5909957
    >>5909914
    For $200 i swear to warrick davis' tiny little balls that i would of bought that.

    Fuck it, even if you rip out any useable parts and scrap the rest you could get more than a grand out of it.
    >> NeonFag !!qAQNO0uyesN 02/28/12(Tue)20:46 No.5909961
    Everyone needs to get a Google Voice and troll the fuck out of people.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:48 No.5909974
    >>5909828
    just read "KA24DERP"
    ..2.4L dohc electric port... supercharged with lpg fuel
    Sounds interesteing.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:49 No.5909986
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    2004 GMC Envoy only 4500!

    >101k Miles
    >Runs good
    >Shifts smooth
    >Clean Interior (only a small tear in drivers seat)
    >Newer tires
    >May need a head gasket because coolant is in the oil

    ***********No Emails**************

    allofmywhat.jpg


    or

    2008 Dodge Viper

    Must pay 25 dollars to test drive because too many people show up just to have fun and waste my gas
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:50 No.5909995
    >Clean!
    >Needs some TLC
    >Starts and drives
    >mauel transmicion

    Nope.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:51 No.5910001
    I'd buy this h00nda
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:53 No.5910011
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    >>5910001

    forgot the pic
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:54 No.5910015
    http://rochester.craigslist.org/cto/2876302604.html

    >I smashed all the windows myself

    Why
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)20:54 No.5910016
    NEVER BUY A CAR THAT SAYS ITS IN

    "good conditions"

    That is a common grammar mistake by shady ass spics.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:01 No.5910070
    http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/2876368385.html

    LOL

    just LOL
    >> NeonFag !!qAQNO0uyesN 02/28/12(Tue)21:03 No.5910090
    >>5910070
    Told him I'd buy it for 2900.
    >> Lolstang !jMVR7M89Ek 02/28/12(Tue)21:03 No.5910091
    >>5910070

    Wow, so low for a masterrace SN-95!
    >> Bugfag 02/28/12(Tue)21:05 No.5910098
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    >>5910070
    i dont prejudge
    i go to the site to inspect the car, and if its good i buy it
    bonus points if its a guy in his late 40s
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:05 No.5910100
    >>5910070
    >has an email but doesn't check it

    the fuck, man.
    thats like buying a couch, but never sitting on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:08 No.5910118
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    http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/2863450555.html
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:12 No.5910145
    oh fuck yeah

    http://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/2876143661.html
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)21:51 No.5910413
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    I don't see how this is worth 2k

    http://fresno.craigslist.org/cto/2876093754.html
    >> Audifag on iPhone 02/28/12(Tue)21:56 No.5910453
    >Car for sell
    Sale.
    All of my fucking rage.
    >> MuzduProtege !hpoAeWO2cE 02/28/12(Tue)22:00 No.5910480
    >>5910413

    Because Mercedes Benz.
    >> Just Expecting Every Problem !ZXmBdDUhMU!!zv3dZrGjtru 02/28/12(Tue)22:05 No.5910507
    >>5910413
    I had that exact lego car!!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:09 No.5910530
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    >>5910145
    I literally said "Oh Fuck Yea!" when I opened that, do want!!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:16 No.5910583
    >>5910145

    I can only imagine driving one of those would look something like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:20 No.5910615
    >>5910413
    >because fresno
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:21 No.5910617
    >>5909986
    whats a better way to avoid tire kickers that want to drive a viper...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:23 No.5910631
    Fully modified race car!!
    Asking 2500 OBO
    Need gone ASAP!!

    Email for more info

    Thank you!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:24 No.5910637
    >>5910617
    Hmm I'd stay actually having some nuts and putting your foot down by saying, "No, you can't test drive it, you must do a ride along unless you SHO ME DA MONEYZ NIGGUH"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:25 No.5910646
    >>5909828
    this same jackass is on VaDriven
    http://www.vadriven.com/forums/import-asia-65/1993-s13-240sx-sileighty-auto-hurrr-durrr-428165/
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:26 No.5910651
    http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/2871688111.html

    >maxima
    >race car
    >stock
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:34 No.5910692
    >>5910651

    >transmittion
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:56 No.5910798
    >>5909928
    they're probably writing it on their fucking iphone or on their computer that runs xp and still has IE 6
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:02 No.5910845
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    >>5909209

    No what I hate here are the honda niggers with saying everything is fresh and clean.

    I got a clean 89 CRX with a fresh DBZ9000 VTEC POS that rapes cameros and mutangs. Salvage title cuz some nigger stole it. price s firm at 90000000000 dollars cuz I know what I got.


    Then they post the most undecipherable language as their title EK( DA( $)@#(#$@#(#@(#)@ and put on $1 dollar as a price


    Fucking hate beaners who think H22As are the shit.
    >> BB6NeverLose !9uGU1lEj.2 02/28/12(Tue)23:07 No.5910878
    >>5910845
    >Fucking hate beaners who think H22As are the shit

    Well they are.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:09 No.5910886
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    >>5908965
    >shitty 80's or 90's economy car
    >Very fast, rules the road
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:09 No.5910892
    >>5910878

    They are 4 cylinder ECONOMY ENGINES. And they aren't even that good for that either. Hurr Durr gotta timing belt breaks Im fucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:10 No.5910896
    >>5910651
    >Norfolk

    Oh hai 757 friend
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:12 No.5910914
    >bad grammar/misspelling shit
    This bothers me the most.
    >> Foolish 02/28/12(Tue)23:13 No.5910916
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/2876506970.html

    ALL OF MY wat?
    >> Foolish 02/28/12(Tue)23:14 No.5910922
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/2876506949.html

    OH SHIT VW IS STILL AROUND FOR A LONG TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:14 No.5910925
    http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cto/2876023532.html
    why do i feel like it's a somewhat easy fix
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.5910931
    >>5910916
    dirt track racer, not a bad car at all if you know about those types of races
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.5910933
    >>5910916

    Neonfag is selling his car
    >> Foolish 02/28/12(Tue)23:16 No.5910937
    >>5910933

    the wat is why is he selling it near me?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.5910944
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    http://charlotte.craigslist.org/cto/2876500661.html

    >Never seen snow
    >custom pain
    >large system in back,tv,phone,vcr (vcr WTF)
    >water feature in dividing glass behind seats
    >Bobba Fett

    Complete utter win.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.5910946
    >PRICE IS $XXX FIRM OBO
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.5910948
    >>5910944

    holy shit. this is so stupid it's fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:20 No.5910956
    Some people don't understand the difference between good and bad head turning.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:20 No.5911263
    saw an s14 the other day labeled as "drift bitch"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:23 No.5911279
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    >>5910944
    >strobe light under hood to illuminate paint job under hood
    >strobe light
    >painting of boba fett
    >mfw
    >> mytaurusisfight !ISclrmjh4E 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.5911287
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    >>5911263
    That reminds me..
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.5911288
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    >>5910944
    >dat crt
    Old skool.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:42 No.5911408
    rx-7 posted as "4 cylinder"
    >> kitty kat klub !0CATsq0Myk 02/29/12(Wed)00:47 No.5911439
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    posts a full page ad listing any possible information about the car
    >doesn't leave number or respond to the multiple emails.
    >> Als/o/kawks™ !xs650ihelM 02/29/12(Wed)00:50 No.5911456
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    >has four spark plugs

    Pic related, it's what's going on in the owners head.

    >mfw they advertise a FB as "gets good mileage"
    >> 5.7 Firebird !XUdrWfyXEs 02/29/12(Wed)00:50 No.5911461
    >>5911287
    where was this taken? that area looks very familiar
    >> mytaurusisfight !ISclrmjh4E 02/29/12(Wed)00:54 No.5911480
    >>5911461
    Pittsburgh - south hills
    >> ビ_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/29/12(Wed)01:14 No.5911604
    >pictures taken with a potato
    >dirty ass interiors with nacho flavored dorito crumbs everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:29 No.5911679
    >>5910916
    actual race car. used for local street stock class events. it's basically everything gone but the chassis and drivetrain, plus like a four point roll cage, race seat, etc. not for street use.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:29 No.5911684
    Since there seem to be some 757 people here and would understand:

    http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/2876521393.html

    >Join military.
    >Buy vehicle you can't afford from shady off base dealership.
    >Must sell before deplyment.

    I know a handfull of people who have done this.
    >> ford tech !5zb/EKX0ks 02/29/12(Wed)01:35 No.5911721
    >no title

    will not touch with a ten foot pole

    salvage title isn't much better either. It has to be one hell of a deal for me to even consider looking at it
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:36 No.5911725
    >>5911684
    >ask for princess
    >obvious negrita
    >implying she's actually going to deploy and not let her superiors know she's prego right before she ships

    I have serious issues with women being in the military
    >> ビ_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/29/12(Wed)01:39 No.5911749
    >>5911725
    wat
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:49 No.5911815
    >>5911749

    When a woman on sea duty gets pregnant, she is sent to shore duty. Chances are, she will get pregnant before she has to deploy or her husband is also navy and she will have to stay on shore because he is at sea.

    I've seen women do an entire 4-year enlistment and all they have to show for are a couple of kids.

    >>5911725

    I know that feel.
    >> ビ_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/29/12(Wed)01:52 No.5911837
    >>5911815
    As a soon to be Navyfag I am dissapoint.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:12 No.5911957
    says they always use synthetic oil but change it every 3,000 miles.. but why
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:22 No.5912000
    >>5911837
    You will get lonely on a ship full of dudes, and the manatees will begin to look enticing.

    Have fun watching dudes 10x more ripped than you fight over manatees. Enjoy watching the manatees make a full migration around the ship.

    I will never ever marry or be with any military chick. There's a flat guarantee that she has slept with well over 100 dudes. That's like going to a fucking glory hole for christ's sake.
    >> Als/o/kawks™ !xs650ihelM 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.5912013
    >>5911957
    i do the same thing.
    I like changing oil that you can still see through. and throwing money away.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:31 No.5912031
    The main thing that pisses me off is when ricers do, say, £3000 of shitty mods to their car.

    Then think their car is worth £3000 more.

    If anything, you fucking lowered the value with your shitty body kids, electronic blowoff valves, 19" cheap as shit rims, and cut springs to lower it.

    these people need to kill themselves. Just because you spent X on it, doesn't mean you can add it onto the price.
    >> Amerifag !!7JJWWR6mcj3 02/29/12(Wed)02:36 No.5912039
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    What about bikes?

    >Street Fighter

    It's been wrecked and the ass hole was too cheap to replace the fairings/plastic.

    >Carbs Need Cleaning

    Engine is fucked.

    >Battery is dead.

    Engine is fucked.

    >Cafe Racer

    Some old piece of shit no reasonable human would be caught dead riding with it's handlebars chopped off to make it more uncomfortable for no particular reason at all.

    >Collectors Item.

    Overpriced.

    >Salvage Title/Parts Bike (perfect condition)

    It's stolen.

    >A few small scratches.

    A bunch of big scratches.

    >Mailman/Wife/Dog dropped it whilst sitting on it in the driveway/bedroom/waterbed

    Laid er' down at high speeds.

    >Fast/Really Fast/Super Fast

    It's been run into the ground and most likely not maintained properly.
    >> ビ_Rice !mBurvtu.rg 02/29/12(Wed)02:41 No.5912049
    >>5912000
    Well at least ships get to port once a week or so. Sub duty is gay as fuck. Spend half a year under the sea with no wimmin at all.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:55 No.5912094
    >>5912049
    Do you want to be in an enclosed area with a number of women whose periods have synched up? Fuck no.

    You don't join the military to be around women on the job. Granted, I'm not in the military yet. I've gone to a university and lived in a town that mimics the ratio and dynamic. I'd almost rather gone to a school with all guys, rather than deal with all of the drama the dumb bitches caused. I have a feeling I'm going to feel the same when I'm in.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:57 No.5912099
    >>5911725

    leave it to an army retard to buy a 750. wonder how they got financed
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)09:23 No.5912611
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    >Runs good
    >ALLCAPS (my Favorite)
    >Run ons
    >not having pic
    >Drivin to work everyday by old lady/woman
    >having a earlier pic of the car that looks different than another pic of the car.
    >not including something such as 2500 w/ RIMZ, 2000 without RIMZ
    >not getting the whole car in the picture
    >$$$$$having this in the title$$$$
    >Just rebuilt the trans/motor (I wonder why)
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)09:46 No.5912635
    >HAD ORIGINAL PAINT BEFORE I PAINTED IT

    I swear to god, I saw this just last week.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)10:17 No.5912669
    Theres this guy that has a 318ti with a turbo supra engine and a complete frankstein drive train.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)10:22 No.5912673
    http://medford.craigslist.org/cto/2825112737.html

    not sure if want...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)10:26 No.5912675
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    >Zusuki

    mfw
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)10:28 No.5912676
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/2861467870.html

    >4500 for a 20V GTS parts car with unknown miles on the engine
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)10:35 No.5912681
    >>5912676
    a nd it doesnt even come with a gts rear end
    >> Trolly McTrollfucker 02/29/12(Wed)10:38 No.5912682
    >>5912676
    i saw that yesterday
    >no title
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)10:43 No.5912683
    >when people lie.
    captcha special yoursube.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)10:46 No.5912690
    >lists Yamaha YZ125
    >calls it an xy 125

    wtf you dont know what youre selling?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)10:51 No.5912696
    >2 stroke bike
    >oil changed every 2 rides
    really? no shit
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:05 No.5912717
    anyone want a shevy manuel?

    http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/2876897815.html
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:10 No.5912725
    >>5912717
    >AN GAS
    lol
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:14 No.5912734
    >runs gud
    >I rost pink risp
    >my wife drove it
    >it's a race car
    >upaid DMV fees
    >been sitting here for a year
    >> kitty kat klub !0CATsq0Myk 02/29/12(Wed)11:15 No.5912737
    all of my wat

    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/2853416290.html
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:17 No.5912740
    >>5912737


    .... no licking?? ....
    >> CHEVY SMILE 02/29/12(Wed)11:20 No.5912742
    >>5908965
    when they tell you the car is never raced or beaten on and it has a bunch of mods and is a fast car.

    When they say that old ladies drove it or old people or women owned the car.

    Usually you can tell when someone is hiding something. I dont mind long ads that explain you everything.

    I hate ads that basically only tell you a list of bolt ons.

    Or ads that say they will throw in an engine, or transmission, or something.

    Please if your car doesn't run that's fine but just be honest with your price and car and you will meet serious buyers.

    I hate craigslist and have never been desperate to sell a vechile.

    Some people are retarded.

    Like when they say they need the money for school or mortgage yet they want to trade their car for another sports car.

    Also, "just had a kid, gotta sell". How the fuck does that matter? Especially when the car is under 5k. a baby car seat will fit in any car with backseats.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:21 No.5912743
    >>5912737
    no licking sunroof n windows
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:23 No.5912750
    http://asheville.craigslist.org/cto/2871212186.html
    Leno wants it but he wants to see it driven around here, guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:24 No.5912753
    >>5912717
    >MANUEL TRANSMISSION
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:25 No.5912754
    this is from my last deal on craigslist
    >go to buy some rally wheels for my suburban
    >find the guys house
    >go take a look at them
    >kinda rusty and the center caps and trim rings are sub-par
    >guy says, "yeah i was gonna sell 'em for a bit more, but i need 'em gone, really wish i coulda got more for 'em..."
    >hand him the $50 and retrieve my stuff

    i hate when you go to buy someting and they try to give you a guilt trip. as if that would make you give them more money.
    you listed your shit for cheap, and that what I'm buying it for. get over it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:26 No.5912758
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    >>5912753
    >implying this transmission wasnt invented by manuel lopez in 1883
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:27 No.5912761
    >Pepe Transmission.
    >> MuniRider !ZqBqDFdVpU 02/29/12(Wed)11:29 No.5912765
    >Jesus Transmission
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:29 No.5912770
    >Gonzalez transmission
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)11:35 No.5912788
    >making unrealistic mileage claims
    Your midsize sedan does not get 40 mpg. Your SUV does not get 30 mpg.



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