IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME COMPARED TO LABOUR.

FUCKSHIT

New election in October

I think you mean 5 months, bro'.

>5 years

I'll give it two or three at most before there's a general election, both the tories and lib dems are going to end up having splits in their parties from people who refuse to climb into bed with their opponents.

He shoulda waited till he was older, he's going to be in and out in a flash.

>>912653
>He shoulda waited till he was older, he's going to be in and out in a flash.

Phwoar, eh? You'd never catch me polling too quickly, right guys?

fffffffffuck why is peter mandelson so creepy

>>912705

because he's gay

It's over, the country is finished.

As soon as I'm out of uni, I'm moving to canada.

wonder if jim davidson will move back over here now

goddamn i love him

>>912705
Mandelson is so creepy because he's the most corrupt politician to ever exist and they can't get rid of the fucker.
>>912685
The Tories should have pushed Boris for PM, he would have won by a landslide.

How are the next years going to be? No britfag here.

>>912769

good riddance quitter

>>912805
awful

Mandelson is the prince of darkness. The one and only sith lord. He is pretty cool.

PRESS PERFORMING ASSASSINATION DIANA STYLE.

It's your problem now Dave, ktnxbai

>>912805
absolute shit

>My face when Cameron became PM

there is no coalition

>>912817
>. He is pretty cool.
No he isn't, he proposed most of the fucked up shit in the Digital Economy Bill right after he came back from a freebie holiday he got from some record label owner.

>>912815
Why? I know they are conservative and all, but at least the lib dems should balance them out a bit, no?

>>912834
thats what evil people do

It's over guise. I'm escaping.

Dimbleby being a dick to Hessletine, yo.

ffs, why did hague make his move to be party leader back when he did?

Now would be the perfect time..

Dimbledy trolling Americans now

>My face when lib dems didnt win
Also, the country is doomed with this faggot in charge.
"SPENDING CUTS FOR THE NEXT 18 YEARS, ENJOY LIVING IN CARDBOARD BOXES"

No more wasting money on stupid fucking cunt layabouts I hope. Force them into working for money.

Proper economic direction instead of throwing money everywhere, and less TAX CREDITS to rich people.. fuck yea.

Liberal pussies at it again

>>912798

Boris just re-nationalised the London Underground. Boris. Legend.

>>912817

He will slither back to his crypt and resume plotting and waiting for the next chance.

Oh god, next series of The Thick Of It is going to be incredible.

>>912879
>implying spending cuts aren't what is needed

goddamn libruls

>>912837
Put it one way, the conservatives won't be able to push shit through without a majority, if the lib dems and labour go against them it will fuck it up.

So is it a coalition with Lib-Dems?

rumors of official coalition, yo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cameron

wikipedia is fast

God bless the Queen, God bless raising of tax threshold to £10K, abolition of inheritance tax and softer cuts amidst market reassurance and a maintained AAA credit rating.

>>912881
I'm a layabout. What's going to happen to me? Will I still get my my benefits?

>>912896
So? We will cut spending for the next 10 years, then start spending again, and then get back into debt, then realise it was a waste of time. As always the governments arent interested in helping us out, just themselves.

pic related: cool guy, eh makes (made) foreign policies and doesn't afraid of anything

Is Clegg in the boot?

Sam Cameron is hot!

everything is going... according to plan

HERE WE GO

Well, it's got to be an improvement on Brown. Yes, Tories are posh cunts, but Labour are fucking powerless.

>>912613

what happened to the Labour/Lib Dem coalition?

So will the lib dems get their reform or what? And how will britains attitude towards the EU change? I think the conservatives don’t give a fuck about it, but the lib dems seemed to like the whole thing

>>912900

This is true, the Lib Dems can threaten to withhold the whip if they feel they are getting a Raw deal and make the conservatives work for it or change it to what they want. In effect, its Clegg pulling the strings for the next few years as the Libs will be making sure the government is in check

>>912931
bit of a horseface. still hit it

IT'S ON MAFAKAS

coalition lib dem confirmed

I'm scared of going to sleep, I don't know if the country will still be standing when I wake. ;_;

>>912943

IT'S ONNNNNN

He's pro-Digital Economy Bill, but otherwise I don't think he's said a thing wrong so far. Fuck you liberal scum.

NO COALITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1oneone!!!!

Lib Con coalition confirmed

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

"UK Government has legalised weed"
Lib dems do this, then are not bothered what goes on for the next 50 years

TORY LIB DEM COALITION CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL

Confirmed for coalition!

There's no coalition!!!!!!!

>>912954
Have the Lib Dems voted on it?

>>912977
yes there is lol. watch the news

>>912969
Hell I wouldn't care.
I'd be smoking too much legal weed to GAF.

>>912943
Are you retarded.
They dont both become priminister.
We all knew it would happen, they agree to coalation and then cleggster is out of the picture.

HAHAHa

Cameron hasn't got the coalition

>>912969
>conservatves
>weed

good luck mate....

uninformed american here

why is brown resigning, and why is that bad?

>>912987

>Retarded
>priminister

>>912969
UK withdraws from all armed conflicts and world leaders come round no.10 for a chill out session. Lets have it.

Cameron just stated he is still working on the coalition.

MINORITY GOVERNMENT.

Oh great, the Country is going to be even more fucked.

"I want to make sure politicians are always peoples servants, never masters" ;_;

Nigga I shit coalitions now what

Is Cameron trying to be awe inspiring? This is weak.

>>912987
>>912997
>>912997

THIS

DO WANT

can i come for chill-out session?

>>912993
it's bad because the faggot party has won with rainbow coalition

Cameron: "intends to form a coalition"

No coalition yet.

His wife looks like she gives good head

Cute preggo wife

i am not amused

I bet his wife is going to get rodgered tonight

inb4 markets plummet cos cameron is a dick

Also, anyone see the logic in having Vince Cable in your party, and having George-fucking-Osbourne as the chancellor..

OH LAWD WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>>913022

Minority Government!!!!

He still hasn't got a coalition!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will.

>>913029

prime minister sex

Lib/Con? How the fuck is this going to work?

no coalition.

>>913033
>Implying they haven't been improving constantly since it became apparent brown and labour were done.

>>913025

i would.

>>913044

No agreement with the Lib Dems

>>913018
Are you mad, good sir?

>>913029
maybe labour party installed webcam in bedroom to bring down the government with tory sex scandal

>>913048

wait till he doesnt form a coalition

>>913059

...? What.. he had.. SEX WITH HIS WIFE!!?!?

tbh whoever planted the cameras would get arrested..

>>913061
Only one that will stop a coalition is the lib dems.

god rick sanchez is a fucking idiot.

I am very happy! Back after 13 years! Back where we belong.

>>913071

Sex with his wife in the missionary position in the dark?

He will be kicked out of the Conservative Party.

OBAMA IS GOING TO CALL NICK CLEGG

>>913071
Obviously not. Sex with Nick Clegg.

a lib/tory coalition will last a year, 2 years tops before the hard right tories and left wing libs have enough of each other

the lib dem vote will collapse due to their support of the tories and labour will take the reigns again under PM Miliband

>>913093
no, good old fashion tory sex scandals. his wife fucking him with a 60 inch strapon while their cat shits on them.

>>913103
Lucky bastard.

>>913105
But which Miliband?

>>913105

In your dreams, the dust has not even begun to clear, to show us the carcass that remains of Labour.


Any Amerifag reading: Only lazy people hate the Conservatives.

>>913105
but which miliband? the handsome one or the chubby one?

>>913116
and only an American would love the tory party

how can we stop coalition from going ahead?

>>913121

I am a British 19 year old, I voted Tory, and by God I will do it again, and again, and again, and again!

Fuck this shit. David Cameron is a cunt. The Lib Dems are cunts, and just a big well done to all you faggots that voted for them. Please die in a fire.

I will thanks since most corrupt goverment in britains history is now out

So what kind of tory government do you think we'll get

Thatcher Mark 2 or Major Mark 2

>>913133
Grow up kid.

>>913116

to any american reading: Only rich people (should) vote conservative...

Liberal take-over phase two.
goodgood.jpg

>>913144
Daddy a miner?

>>913133
>implying voting for same shit that is Labour would have been better.

>>913133
here here

Lol butthurt jobless welfare junky so so mad

>>913144
Haha, poorfag.

Why do people always complain about cuts and tax rise, hello there is a deficit.

>Implying you can somehow magically fill it without tax rises and cuts

fucking mongs

>>913171
Tax the rich then, it's their faults.

Brits election process is cool.

Have go to the Queen, police on horses and more dignity

;_;

>>913171
>implying it was our fault so we must pay the price.

This montage with this music is so fucking awesome.

All Niggers Kikes Wops and Greasers - Calais is that--------> way

>>913144


By rich he means anyone who wants to work for a living, and own their own home.

why does this music sound like something out of FF

>>913181
Well what's done is done, blame Labour if anyone, someone is eventually going to have to fill it.

Also numerous Lib Dem policies are being put through, no tax for earners under £10,000 for one, that's most 4chan poorfags

>>913183
Seriously - shivers up my back.

>My face when the ungrateful cunting electorate get what they deserve in the Tories, when they inevitably fuck up in some unpredictable disastrous fashion like they have done every single time they'd held government.

YES I VOTED FOR HIM FUCK YOU ALL!

>>913203

totally labours fault, finding out they didnt even try to co operate and negotiate, they just cut and run, fuck them

Oh man i'm already rich and i'm about to become disgustingly richer *slaps hands together* a wank i think.

Do you think Gordon Brown took a big stinking shit on the bed before he left no10?

This piece of liberal filth should be removed so a REAL conservative can lead the party.

Still, Brown has gone! Huzzah.

Time to watch Luther, fuck politics

>>913219

Celebratory wank? I think I'll join you my old mucker.

I just fucked my posh wife, suck it haters.

>>913237

I'm poor, and they guarentee protection for us, so, ill wank too

So whats the big problem with Tories again?

>>913237
Pip pip!

>>913246
They suck if you're poor & lazy

Alcohol-free tories, I can live with that.

So middle class will get raped the hardest?

>>913253

not with lib dems, they will protect us poor lazy cunts.

So yay for rich and poor, sucks to be middle class

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddeling voters!

Gideon said yaa.

>>913246
All the lazy jobless scum will need to get jobs, but were too lazy to bother voting, if all those lazy jobless actually voted, we'd prob have BNP majority

>>913219
>>913237
>>913242
>>913249

Now I'm picturing a bunch of british aristocrats getting their butlers to jerk them off whilst they sip brandy and read the papers

Fuck britain

>>913268

He will be back, dont worry...the pheonix always rises

>>913180
>dudley smelling rose.jpeg

Labour backbenchers talking about going back to their roots for working class votes...

Amusing as working class to them is dole claiming faggots rather than people who work hard and are a backbone to the nation.

>>913253
But I'm poor and lazy.................

>>913133
I voted for the Conservatives

>>913280
I think him in opposition must be more terrifying to the Tories than when he was in Government.

Nick Clegg is deputy prime, rejoice poorfags

>Vote Lim Dem
>Get conservatives

Oh god lol. Mates will be pissed.

I think it's hilarious that there seems to be people on /new/ that thinks the Tories will only target welfare leeches, instead of the entire working class. Enjoy having the bottom swept out from underneath you, but go-go Tory power!

Cameron activated the queen FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

he couldn't have asked for better odds, he's out on the next election

>>913300

no he isn't, don't lie

>>913308

The fact that lib dems are in with them means they wont get to go after the poorest of the poor, ala benifits, they will go after the low paid in jobs and middle classes

>>913308

Fuck the working class, if you have a menial job, or do not have a small business then you can gtfo.

It's unfortunate that Blair was forced out, and because of some silly little war in the middle east, that no one cares for anymore, he was the most charismatic UK leader in ages.

>>913322

Business will be helped by a Conservative government.

But for the public sector? LOL enjoy your redundencies.

>>913203
It affects everyone dumb-fuck, its an increase of the personal allowance which everyone gets

>>913322

First 10k guarenteed tax free, fuck yeah

What role do you think will Clegg have? Foreign Secretary? i dunno

I'm very proud to be British tonight. Just goes to show anyone can become a primeminister. Even an Etonian.

>>913347
>implying you can raise a family on 10k

>Conservatives
>Liberal Democrats
>Con-Dem coalition

LibDemfag here.

I'm just glad we have something sorted. I didn't vote for Cameron but if he does a good job I don't mind either way. He must feel under a lot of pressure to appease his voters without angering the LibDem supporters, and if he can do a good job I applaud him.

>>913353
I'm hoping Secretary of State but it's far more likely he'll get Deputy PM or the Foreign Secretary.

>>913357
>family
Im a single male, i dont need to support anyone, Ill enjoy my money

Word is part of the coalition agreement guarantees parliament will sit for at least 4 years and pretty much establishes fixed termed parliaments, so those looking forward to elections soon, think again.

I'm just happy that the Conservatives will be so unpopular after 5 years that noone will want them in again.

I want the Queen and Privy Council to rule the country. Both Cameron and Brown are scumbags.

Long Live The Queen!!!! <3

>>913353

already nearly confirmed to be deputy PM

>>913353
deputy pm

>>913356
Brings a tear to my eye really.

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
FUCK YOU LIB DEMS
I'M NEVER VOTING FOR YOU AGAIN

There is going to be another bail out soon. Enjoy all your new debt :)

>>913155
>implying that's what I implied
>implying even if I had implied that, that voting Labour isn't better than voting Conartists or Liberal Demoprats

>>913386
*no immigrants and dole beggers will want them in

No loss. Only reason labour get anywhere is because of scotland and wales. As a welshfag I think we shouldnt even be having MP's in westminster as we have our own devolved assembly. The scots especially as they have a parliament.
Without these two places, labour would be dead. We can only hope.

>>913386

Yeah like with that woman, who made all the cuts, what was she called? Oh yes Thatcher! She did terribly in her second ele.................................

>>913386

That's what everyone says about every party once they lose a general election

Uh this means nothing, its still a minority government which means he has no real power.

>>913413
enjoy your sheep welshfag

>Lib Dems
>WE AREN'T LIKE THOSE TWO, WE'RE REAL CHANGE
>first chance at power they get
>OKAY SO MAYBE WE'RE NOT THAT DIFFERENT, BUT WE'RE STILL CHANGE.

So, when they repealing the Digital Economy Bill ?

>>913371
Nice to see someone here not blinded by partisanship, but actually thinking about the good of the country.

So what does this mean, is the UK better off or is it going to remain the shit-stain on Europe, what?

The only consolation is that all those Tory voting Public Sector white-collar middle managers will be joining the dole queue, rubbing shoulders with the poor-scum they so despise. Turkeys fucking voting for Christmas.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Clegg needs to stop being such a coy little bastard, and take Cameron's meaty prime rib.

Obama's just had a chit chat with Davey C

>>913434
I'd much rather they got rid of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Bill.

at least we wont be getting any more privacy infringing laws from labour

>>913439
Nah france is excelling with that one.

Clegg, his wife, cameron and sam will all have a gangbang to sign the coalition contract.

>>913457
Ah, you're right.

Hague Foreign Secretary.
Andrew Lansley Health Secretary
Nick Clegg Depty PM
Vince Cable something to do with the treasury.

I'm ok with this.

Love of the Queen is hard-wired into every Englishman's marrow, the mere sight of her name brings the most brutish of Englishmen to tears of patriotism.

>>913439
>implying Britain is the shit stain on Europe
in the week that Eurozone asked us for money
and we said no
and France threw a hissyfit
>implying Britain is the shit stain on Europe

facepalm.jpg

>>913453
"Whaddup Lightweight congratz man congratz. yo man check it ah gotz theze dvdz"

lib dems are sacrificing themselves for the greater good, after coalition dissolves, labour will be back in the driving seat, but if the lab-lib coalition was formed now, conservatives might get the majority in the next election, whoever governs now, is basically guaranteed to lose in the next elections.

Why the fuck did I vote for the Lib Dems..? May as well have voted Tory ;_;

>>913472
Indeed.

So is Gordon Brown going to become Lord Brown anytime soon ?

>>913472

>>913453
Oh fucking great, he'll now have yet another "I talked to a black man the other day" anecdote.

Osbourne is Chancellor

>>913472

It's true, I also get erections.

>>913492
Because its not entirely tory govt, its tory/lib dem thanks to undescisive faggots like you

I voted LD and i'm okay with this.

I knew we were never going to get a majority this time around but at least this way we get a few of the major policies in and the far right are kept in check.

It's a MUCH better outcome than a con majority.

So in exchange for joining the coalition, are the LibDems gonna get their proportional representation?

At least Cameron isn't a nig-nog or some other exotic inferior-being.

>>913531

>implying voting for a party is indecisive

>>913492
if you were a libdem voter who voted against the tories and are disillusioned with the outcome, I sugget you break ONE thing of public ownership every day, and encourage everyone else to do the same. Just a toilet seat, park bench, train seat, etc. It all adds up.

>>913547
Haha, as if! Instead they're willing to put the alternative vote to referendum.

>>913547

HAH, you wish. No, the Tories promised alternative voting, not proportional representation. It's a complete cop-out

>>913547
No. They get a referendum on AV. A referendum the Tories will campaign against.

>>913523
Home with the Downies

Now we'll all get arrested for filesharing.

Woop de fucking do

>>913549
Shut up you disgusting racist.
The politically correct term of address is "darky".

>Osbourne as Chancellor
Ugh
>Cable involved in some capacity
Less Ugh

>>913589

are you criminal minded?

>>913589

no we wont, it was labour in favour of that, Conservatives said they will relook at the bill when parliments back, hopefully repeal that shit

I'm not pleased about Tories, but hearing Alex Salmond cry about Scottish cuts is almost worth it.

So one of the fist thing our new Prime Minister does is to go fraternize with a nigger? I'm never voting Conservative again.

The Tory model:
>bet all your money
>succeed/fail
>be rich/die

>>913619

scottish cuts , scotland decides its own budget, so there cuts will be still alot lesser than us

>"If you want a nigger for a neighbour vote liberal or labour".
>WIN ELECTION
>RECEIVE PHONE CALL FROM NIGGER

>>913619
I hate that whiney fat cunt.

>>913633

lolrany

>>913615

You are extremely naive. You think a party funded by multimillion pound investors (many of which are involved with the MPAA) won't protect their own..?

>>913619
That is one of the few redeeming features of this new Government, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland might actually have to have some cuts and not just let England pay for this country.

I will cherish my last giro, so long old friend mr brown because of you i have 250,876 gamerscore on live and was respected amongst my peers.

I hate alex salmond, but as a scot, he at least will cushion us from the shit from conservatives, thank god for devoloution, just sucks we wont get more money , now need to deal with the same, oh well, at least were not england.

meh, it won't be worse than labour. i hope for immigrant reform.

>"We need to make Britain great again. Tony Blair was Bush's bitch blah blah etc"

>Oh hai Obama, why yes, have whatever you want.

>>913646

many tories are against the bill and disgusted it was pushed through without debate becasue it invades privacy, so them plus lib dems = chance of getting it gone to some degree.

>>913659
Fuck you you junkie cunt, your just gutted they'll knock down your local tower block where you inject heroin into you ballbag and sleep on your matress talking about the best bond.

I would gladly tap his wife

>>913524
Oh fucking hell. The cunt can't even do his sums.

Obama: how was your inaguration bro ?

David: well I kissed the queens hand, then some students called me tory scum

Obama: UK sucks man, ready for some drone bombing in afghanistan ?

David: yeah kill those niggers

Obama: .......

>>913631
Yes but they have to cut their budget if they aren't getting as much money from Central Government.

At least with Tory governments you get some cracking sex scandals instead of that boring old financial irregularity shit.

>>913695

dont be mad , not my fault scotland is superior

>>913711

they get the same money, barnet formula isnt changed, so same moneys to scotland, will be some cuts, but on comparison to england, nothing

>>913688

Again:

Massive multinational corporation with supporters in Tory party > a few expendable MPs and a party who only got 50 seats

>>913704
obligatory lol

Well we got the Tories, but at least it's gonna be ToryLite.

>>913659
Scotland was shit, is shit, and will always be shit. SNP will continue to make it shit. As a welshfag, we have the same problem. It's not the conservatives fault, it's our false sense of nationalism getting in the way of progress.

>>913712

This man is actually very correct. I think Mandy is a transvestite.

>>913712

true dat.

>>913726

still better than labour who were all for it besides a couple back benchers

I would love to prod camerons unborn babies head with my dick - his wifes well fuckable.

>>913696
Kidding right? She's Olive fucking Oyl.

I hate Obama. Can't someone just lynch that intrusive coon before he makes Cameron do something stupid.

his wife has a pretty horsey face

WE'RE AWRIGHT! WE'RE AWRIGHT! WE'RE AWRIGHT! WE'RE AWRIGHT! Oh wait no, we're fucked.

>>913755
You sick, sick, stupid twat.

>>913742

scotland is not shit, SNPs run for independance is dumb, but generally we get a very good deal from the current devoloution, we can bipass alot of bad legislation from westminster, Not sure what its like in wales, but its very good here in scotland, like i said i dont like SNP but they look out for scottish interests and keep us good.

>>913772
Then lick the soap while i shoe this in. hmmmmmmmmmmm

SamCam is ugly as fuck, but now that shes a lady of power, I would fuck her hard.

>>913742
You speak the truth.

>>913809

>country that elected Cameron calling Scotland shit
>trollface.jpg

>>913808
Pregnant and in power oooh baby *reaches for the sandpaper*

>>913848

at least you could cum in her and not worry about getting her retarded baby as your own.

>>913835
You can thank cameron in a few years when scotland has some cracking bands due to economic despair.

So now that cameron is PM, is britain no longer broken ?

>>913785
Oldfag alert. No-one else here is old enough to remember that shit so you must hang out here for the grooming opportunities.

Think i'll trade my jag for a rolls.

>>913883

I'm fine as a single man with no responcibilities and a steady income, I couldnt give a fuck, ill be fine no mater what, fuck the rest of you faggots , i hope theres some epic bawwing to come, i love it.

The COONseravtives are a DISGRACE! That twat Cameron has put a Muslim whore in his Cabinet!!!!!!!!!

samcam on sky news now get the baby oil out fapfapfapfap

>>913889

Thatcher ripped the arsehole wide open, this guy will cut from the vag to the arse.

Chavs have a sequel. I'm hoping something like cyberpunk, but they'll probably just be homeless pikeys.

>>913920
So your a wino.

I hope the country goes to shit, we always get the best films and music when shit is dire.

But i worry nothing will happen, since even with coalition, conservatievs will strugle to pass any legislation beyond thier budget.

IT WOS THE SUN THAT WON IT !

>>913904

I'm only 20. Which I suppose means oldfag on 4chan.

>>913988

I'm amazed that's the first time I've heard that this year.

>>913920
The bawwwing will be from filthy bummers like you when the Tories re-instate Clause 28.

>>913998

you mad bro ? yeah you mad

>>914030
Dirty pederast. No more man-boy love for you.

>>913904
what's it a reference to?

>>914084

I feel old.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheffield_Rally

>>914084

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TOgB3Smvro

Bout halfway through

>>913998

>implying the tories would ever be stupid enough to reinstate section 28

>>913992
You'd be amazed. There's some of pushing past our mid twenties here.

>>914110
Sheffield had it all going on in them days.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_O'Clock_Service