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02/04/10(Thu)22:48 No. 89254 >I recently asked my friend's little girl what she
wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I
asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you
would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless
people.' Her parents beamed. 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her,
'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can
come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard,
and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where
the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward
food and a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds, then she
looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy
come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?' I said,
'Welcome to the Republican Party.'