He cheated the polls.

"war on terror"

he fixed the first election
stupid americans voted him in the second time around

1st time:
President you can have a drink with (tm)
2nd time:
You don't switch horses midstream

hes smart unlke monkey nigger in office no

50% of pop = fucking morons
50% of pop = not fucking morons

Problem is more fucking morons vote than not fucking morons.

Can someone please explain to me how this fuck man got elected twice in a row?

>>881083
>>881124
Americans are idiots.
/thread

500 elderly geriatrics in Florida fucked this up for us.

>>881100

He fixed the second as well, but since Kerry and Bush were buddy buds from Skull and Crossbones, Kerry didn't ask for there to be a recount unlike Gore.

If they had done a recount in Ohio, Kerry may have won. Not that I would want Kerry or Bush.

He's so fucking cute I just want to scoop him up in my arms.

kerry was worse. grow up.

Can someone please explain to me how the fuck this man got elected?

>>881166
lol typical uneducated conservative

The first time was a result of a long battle over hanging chads, recounts, and a long drawn out judicial battles which ended with the Supreme Court deciding that Bush is the Winner. The second time he was elected is because the American people are generally stupid when it comes to politics.

>>881166
because he put on one of the best campaigns in the last 50 years, especially considering who his opponents were.

>>881185
Exploiting white liberal guilt isn't exactly a "brilliant" campaign. Getting stupid college students to turn out for a Democrat isn't exactly new.

Well, besides the fact that he stole the election both times, he won 2004 because Kerry is a weak sister, a faggot, and a douchebag.

>>881166
he's black and msnbc sucked his cock

1. Gore was a spineless faggot
2. Douche bags lied about Kerry's war record.

He was a great president.

>>881226
>2. Douche bags lied about Kerry's war record.

HAAAAAAHAHA wait wait, are you kidding me? Kerry betrayed his men, made up bullshit "atrocities" that it turns out OOPS never occurred, shot himself in the foot to get a purple heart and gtfo and he's suddenly a war hero? Get the hell out.

>>881226
>Kerry's war record
shoot own self
sell out unit to jumpstart democrat political career
claim to be a war hero

>>881267
Go away Rush.

1) Bush had great retard wranglers that pulled a lot of strings and were well-funded.
2) Gore and Kerry weren't particularly charismatic and bungled their respective presidential campaigns. So much so that even after Bush dragged us into Iraq and Afghanistan, along with the myriad of domestic problems, he still managed to get a second term.

He wasn't elected...

He was chosen, by someone else.

>>881267
Except the guys who said all that were never there and the military reports back up Kerry

>bush dragged us
>ignores the fact that the president can't declare war
>ignores the fact that congress didn't either
>ignores the fact that the supreme court declined to rule on it

It was a triple clusterfuck, don't try to blame it on Boosh.

>>881632
Bush decided to go to war even though he didnt declare it, both the congress and sc enabled him to do so.

He fixed the first vote, despite actually LOSING the election.

Second time he used his administrations horrible failure to actually do it's fucking job as some sort of excuse to invade a country, and then gain support for it that American people actually swallowed! He should have been ousted after 9/11, not got more votes!.

ALL YOU IDIOTS WHO BITCH ABOUT OBAMA!!!
THAT'S HOW YOU wHINEY ittfags

>>881632

google "war powers act", executive can unilaterally send troops out for 90 days without any sort of congressional interaction/oversight. Bush Jr.'s use of this power along with a vague reading of the authorization of the use of force for Iraq allowed the current situation to arise.

The "idiot" outsmarted his opponents by making them believe their own propaganda. If he was so stupid, what's that say for his competition? HAHA libfags you were trolled hard!!!

Can someone please explain to me how the fuck this man got elected twice on nonconsecutive occasions?