Hung parliament.
Lib Dems did shit.

What the fuck?

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WITH FIRST PAST THE POST. VOTES ARE THROWN AWAY AND THE PERSON WITH FEW VOTES BUT STRONG SEATS WIN.

FUCK YOU, BRITAIN.

FUCK. YOU.

Lib Dems with fewer seats than 2005. Huh.

FUCK YOU LIB DEMS HAHAHAHAHA 59 SEATS, FAGGOTS

YAY CONSERVATIVES!

>>852107
Channel 4

Who the fuck voted for labour

Why the fuck did lib dem do badly, everyone I know voted for them.

>Lib Dems
>my face

>>852127
Because the system.

>>852127
Loads of votes shed all over the place.
That's what happens with first past the post.

If lib dems get a million votes in one constituency and 0 in 20 others, they're still only going to get one seat.

>>852127

it's an exit poll, they ask people who they voted for. I didn't see anyone asking questions at my station. It's not accurate really.

FUCK THIS COUNTRY. SHITTING HELL.

>>852127
Students and the mentally retarded, isn't everyone.

Lib dems less seats than they got in 2005 LOL!

>>852169
U VEXED?

Is this final?

we're fucked guys.
No i'm fucking serious

I just saw like 50 helicopters fly right past my house and i'm in the middle of the city
Some heavy shit is going down. If we go to a hung parliament, we're fucked.

Postal votes are in favour of Lib Dems but probably not enough to swing it. Shit

>>852176
It's like the Buddhists version of Grand Theft Auto.
Also, is there a stream of this? Mate of mine can't view it on her tv due to reception.

>>852176

lol wishful thinking. shame he wont be invited back

and yes i saw him do that last month

>>852189
Won't be hung. Conservatives + Lib Dems

>>852186
Polls only closed ten minutes ago.

>>852189
I actually lold here

> Nuneaton
> Labour

FUCK MY TOWN

I'm so so fucking happy lib dems only got 59 holy shit thats awesome.

Channel 4 is easily the best channel to watch the election results.

Lib Dems come wimpering to the Torys

Conservatives have got the majority, I just know it. Thought there would be many more Lib Dem MPs though.

Some motherfucker is rapid at screengrabs

>>852205

tvcatchup.com

Haha, you TV watching peasants.
Radio 4 listening master race here.

>>852238
Brilliant, cheers.

So it goes.

> People not voting lib dem

Where's Charlie Brooker? I've been watching this for half and hour.

Bye, Darling!

Sunderland are fucking running

Yellow > red > blue > * > BNP

>>852259

He'll be on when Jimmy gets tired I'd guess... He's got the you've been watching coming up..

>>852259
Doing a special You Have Been Watching later.

>>852245
Same here.

Well fuck. How could the Lib Dems end up with less seats than in 2005?

HERP DERP THIS MUST BE FINAL VOTES BECOZ THE TV SED

>>852293
Polls only closed 15 mins ago, these exit polls are fucking bullshit. Did anyone get interviewed here?

>>852299

Well it's not like lib dem will go up 300 seats

>>852293
Everyone said they'd vote Lib Dems until they realised it's a wasted vote. People would rather vote Conservatives to keep Labour out or vice versa.

>>852299

BUTT HURT LIB DEMFAG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbswfmyvYtw

I wish that I had voted BNP now...

Can anybody voting Conservative or Labour tell me whats going through your head...
That is, if you're not all too young to vote.

All right Brifags, educate an Americanfag:

What's the deal with this election, who is winning or losing and what does this mean?

If you can put it in terms a dumb americunt would understand, it would be appreciated.

>>852344
Tory here. Whats happening here is im not some idealist faggot with policies that wouldnt work in real life

LIB DEM STATUS:

[X] SO BEYOND TOLD
[] TOLD
[] NOT TOLD

>>852344

I'm loving the Facebook butthurt. I think I was the only one who voted Tory

>>852358
A party needs 326 seats to 'win'.
The numbers you see are just the exit polls- polls taken by people walking outta the polling booths just for the media to get a preliminary look.

>>852358
Fuck off, intelligent people are discussing important things.

>>852060
I don't have my TV plugged in, where can I follow this?

when will the results be final?

So glad I voted tory.

It's good to be in the majority

>>852381
BBC radio 4, idiort.

>>852387
i recon after they count all the votes.

http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2010/05/seven-reasons-to-be-wary-of-the-exit-poll-tonight/

Read and take the exit poll with massive grain of salt.

Here we go folks.

>OTHER 29%

how many for the BNP?

>>852403
FUCK YEAR, THATS MORE LIKE IT
EAT SHIT EVERYONE

>>852362

Disregard that, I'm a rich etonion.

>>852373

This

The exit polls are only made up of people who were willing to reveal who they voted for, and even then, it may not be the truth.

I really do want to know who the hell voted labour. Is there some cave full of people somewhere who have missed the past 12 years?

>>852381
tvcatchup.com

>>852362
You're obviously a fucking millionaire son of a bitch ass licker.

>>852381
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcone/watchlive/ Here you go man.

>>852415

Well yeah but they are not complete bullshit

>>852430
>Not available in America

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This thread smells of butthurt libdem

In b4 labour wins

>>852308

Exit polling is rarely inaccurate.

>>852419

People are trying to keep the Tories out

>>852373
OK, I get that much, but I guess what I'm asking is what issues are being voted on... for example, in the last American election you had:

Obama (Democrat) - Nigger, Health Care Reform, Tax increases on richfags, end wars & Guantanamo nao.

McCain (Republican) - Old, tax cuts for errybody, continued wars, Immigration Reform, No Gay Marriage

>>852430
thanks, i'm listening to music & this is the best link.

thats what you get for spilling oil everywhere wankers, enjoy murdoch

>>852415
I'd expect Lib Dems to get a better show.

>labour
>wins

what is a hung parliament ?

>>852460

Labour: Cares for working class people
Lib dem: Fuck knows, they want to please everyone and destroy our defence industry
Con: Usually cater for richer people and business'es

The greens are more retarded than the BNP.
>no nuclear
goddamn how damn stupid can you get

>>852494
>business'es
>Labor voter

derp

>>852494
>Labour: Cares for working class people
Yeah that's why all those factories closed

>Lib Dems
>my face

>>852479
>i'mokwiththis.jpg
hoping for Lib/Lab coalition & that Lab actually keep their reform promise this time.

>>852494

If you meant, labour care for the unemployed dole scroungers, then your correct.

The working class (I.E. the poor) will always suffer, it doesnt matter who is in government.

Sure is butthurt poorfags here?

TOMORROWS PAPER: CONSERVATIVE TO FORM MINORITY GOVERNMENT

SATURDAYS PAPER: LABOUR FORM COALITION TO CONTEST CONSERVATIVE

SUNDAYS PAPER: CLEGG FOUND DROWNED IN SANGRIA PITCHER

Bruce forsyth being a dick on national TV

.facepalm.jpg

Ben Kingsley comparing this election to the first democratic vote after apartheid, Bruce Forseyth being a cunt...

>>852358
dont worry man, im english and i dont fucking understand it.

>>852494

>Tories
>Giving a fuck abour Britian's businesses

Voting is rigged you fucking newbs.

GET OUT OF HERE BRUCEY.

libs voter here, kinda half wish i voted labour now, even if its only the exit poll.

For Americans its seems this link works.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/election2010/liveevent/

Wasn't Churchill conservative?

>>852494
>Labour
>Cares for working class people

stopped reading

>Labour voters queuing up to vote and then being turned away, because they spent most of the day asleep.

whats Bruce Forsyth doing? I wasn't watching...

>>852659
Most of the time, other times he was Liberal

>>852666

> lib dem voters not showing up as they smoked to much weed

>>852488
Nobody has majority seats

>>852666
>labour voters turned away because they were too busy collecting their benfits and picking up their 7 children from a government paid nursery

fixed it for you

AV+/PR deal? WHAT ABOUT LAST TIME?

>>852537
According to exit polls, they don't have enough seats together.

>>852666

Nah they weren't asleep, they know change is coming and went to go spend the rest of their current benefits before the Tories rightfully take them away!

when are the results final?

>>852697

>implying lib dem voters weren't smart enough to vote via post meaning they could smoke weed WHILE voting

>>852710
>Conservative voters were too busy in their yacht while looking online for a golden plated plasma tv.

>>852667
He hijacked the discussion and started doing his catchphrases lol

Tory / DUP nutters in a coalition

>>852733
6am srs

Its the equivalent of the left splitting the ticket here in the US. Sure there are big differences between LD and Labour, but retards refuse to unite against conservatives who now with with only 38% of the vote. If the Republican party got 38% of the vote here, it would be the end of the party.

>>852742
i'd much rather be on a yaught after leading a long succesfull life than a poor labour council house chav...

that was a bad comparison and you should feel bad

>>852659

>Wasn't Churchill conservative?

1900-1904 Conservative
1904-1924 Liberal
1924-1964 Conservative

>>852757
Some constituencies aren't going to start counting until 9am.

>Conservativefags celebrating
>don't realise they're not part of the upper classes and will be taxed to shit by the government they voted in

Great job fucking yourselves, guys.

>>852776
One area isn't voting until the 27th due to UKIP candidate dying.

>>852756
Won't work.
DUP won't do as well as before. Sinn Fein dropped at least one candidate just to push them out.

Also, all of NI together wouldn't have enough seats.

inb4 sunderland and south majority labour and libfags and labourfags start saying they have won without realising sunderland is a labour safe seat

>>852792
>realise that we're not on benefits so therefore wouldn't benefit from a Liberal or Labour government
>best of three evils

>>852758

wat

didn't you watch the tv debates? brown and clegg were repeatedly agreeing on points and making cameron look like a prat

If you take the figures from the exit polls, the lib dems and labour would have to team up AND get another 12 seats to get majority

>>852806
Why? There's no chance of them getting the seat anyway.

Arnold Swartzenegger just called David Cameron and congratulated him on winning the exit poll!

Holy shit

http://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/13508605995

>>852835
Fairness I guess. You know fine well someone would try and phrase it like it was denying freedom and destroying democracy.

>My face when Lib Dems.

No democratic reform for the Britfags I guess. I suppose this is inevitable. Democracy fails, time to go back to Monarchism. Make Prince Henry a pretender rebel army, and take back the country for royalists, then rebuild the empire. It is your holy mandate.

>>852880

>Prince Harry*

>>852833
I think I found the problem.
>If you take the figures from the exit polls

>>852865
...

>>852865

So much win. Brb, making that my facebook status.

>>852907
Yes, that's the whole thread. Well done.

Nick Griffin status:
[ ] Told
[x] Fucking told!

>>852760
Not only chavs in council houses. I have a small family, live in a 3 bedroom terraced house in a nice area.
Im going to be forced to move to a council flat if this prick gets in though i will be so strapped for cash

Oh, Sunderland androids are almost ready... stand by everyone.

Channel 4 for epic troll coverage!

>>852964
Except they'll get rid of the rest of the council houses.

>Independent gets more votes than BNP

Lol.

>>852958

made me laugh

>>853012
Then again, the same thing will happen as last time. They completely fuck britain up.

>>852865
idiot congratulating idiot.

Britain ends up like Cali FL, Woo Hoo!

LibDems back up to 61 seats according to the exit poll, Labour won Sunderland.

Interesting.

>my face when the independent candidate got more votes than BNP and UKIP put together

>>853069

THIS hahahahahahhahahhahahaha

>>853069
lol yes

>>853069
It's not really surprising - there's not a lot of ethnics in the north east, so we're not really xenophobic.

Sunderland/Houghton was no surprise, labour stronghold. Sunderland Central could come with a higher number of conservatives, but I wouldn't bet on anything other than at least 40% labour.

>>853106
I thought you guys hated Scots?

It's cute getting the butthurt faggot libdem supporters get angry at exit polls. This is probably the first election they've actually paid close attention to.

8.4% swing to tories in a Labour Safe seat.

Socialist status = Fucking told

Labour winning Sunderland?

Not surprising with all the dole scum round the skirts of the town.
Still, strange that Lib Dems are down 1%, everyone I know was going to vote for them.

>>853069

This man is currently the happiest man in Britain.

HAHAHAAAHA fucking libshits got told hard.

>>853130
No, they are the Scots

Hello /new/.

I've been on a information blackout for the past two hours.

I voted liberal democrat.

/raegmodeactivated.

You can't tell an entire national election on one riding. Especially if it's a stronghold for one party like Sunderland is.

>>853148

You don't know fuck all about how this works, mate.

Shut the fuck up before you get put in your place.

>>853130
lolno - we're pretty cool - we both dislike southerners

>>853175
Why art thou so mad?

>>853175
cry more youngfag student faget.

they are the only people who vote libdem


HURR DEY SO DIFFERENT AND EDGY

and then the other 90% of the population vote conservative and labor.

Hutr Durr Brown(Blair govt) did bad on war (right-wing) & the economy (right-wing management)
I'm gonna vote for change, I'm gonna vote for hope!

>>853189

For reasons which should be obvious.

>>853207

> implying most of the population isn't thick as shit anyway.

>>853207
I beg to differ, young ones went for conservative this time, as the old ones still remember Thatcher and Major. As for labour, well I normally vote labour, however lib dems appealed more to me this time.

>>853227
a doctors vote counts just as much as a fucking poorfag council estate dwellers.

its the way it is.

Sure is people trying to judge the entire result off-of one constituency.

>my face when labourfags can't run a polling station properly, turning voters down and keeping them open for longer than allowed

>>853207
Why would i vote for either of those.
Conservatives are going to completely fuck up the country.
Labour are in power now and were in a recession and the country is full of dicks.

>>853246

> implying most people think their vote actually fucking matters when the exit polls clearly show it doesn't.

>>853267
>Conservatives are going to completely fuck up the country.

>>853284
Labours economic policies were soft tory fucktard

LOLOLOLOL the poll has been "revised"

brace for epic

It's almost like people couldn't have voted from early morning.

>>853284
>Implying they are not going to make half the country homeless, make it impossible for anybody to live of a normal wage and take away all free health care, remove minimum wage etc etc

>>853256
>implying labour runs polling stations, not local councills

derp

Ultra-unionist/Tory or Lib Dem/Labour

FFS you retards

>>853303

I was among the first to arrive at the polling station.

I also voted liberal democrat.

/raegmodeover9000.

Tories will get a majority and all 4chan basement dwellers will be forced to get a job.

>Queues to vote
>It's a disgrace
>It needs an inquiry
I voted on the way to work, there were about 4 people there included myself and the two officers.

If you set off to vote at 21:45 what the fuck do you expect?

Christ.

>>853318
>local council
>run by a labour seat holder

HERP DERP

On the BBC - I like this women

You Brits really know how to fuck up elections. This makes Bush's stolen election in 2000 look like a cakewalk.

>>853350

She also does crimewatch fyi.

>live in TX, dual nationality
>in the UK for a few weeks to see family and friends
>mom has kept me registered
>mom and dad live in a tiny rural village in the middle of nowhere in the southwest
>population ~1000
>me and mom walk to village hall and vote
>it was completely empty
>vote conservative
>my face

>>853366

Mate, you have no fucking idea.

What i find completely fucktastic is that these same exit polls could have been applied at pretty much any point in the past 50 fucking years.

>>853366
You ain't seen shit yet. We're about to pull magic out of this governments ass.

Is Andrew Neil conservative?

also lol at cutting out fern britton

>>853401

She was too fat for the video feed.

>>853401
Andrew Neil is just concentrated awesome.

>>853381
>Implying rural areas don't vote Tory anyway and you made shit all difference.

>>853401

Being conservative is the pseudo-intellectual's choice for trying to appear to have an unbiased perspective of the british political system.

In otherwords, they're all a bunch of snobbish cunts.

> is now realizing this was probably the kind of demeanour i was supposed to take before the polling started.

>>853401
Shares their economic views, but on social issues he is "more left than Labour".

I'd fuck that last independant just there

>Liberal Demotwats

Is it only me or why the fuck woud you watch the ITV/Sky programs over the BBC?

>>853492
>implying labour & tory don't have similar views on economics apart from tax + public spending

>>853518

> post pic of simon cowell.

> conservative supporter, Murdoch's gay british playmate.

facepalm.jpg.

>>853527
Because you vote Tory & want "unbiased" coverage

>>853527

Maybe becase ITV is privately run, as opposed to the BBC which is technically the public sector.

Personally i'm just using their website, i can't be fucked with all the bullshit they spout on the telli.

hi britfriends, how much better or worse would these results make the lives of
1)immigrants, especially muslims
2)feminists

?

>>853440
i would have felt dirty voting for anyone else.

rural areas are the shit. there's nothing but countryside for hundreds of miles around where i am. fuck yo cities. my county is old fashioned and awesome. demographics are 98.8% pure unmixed white. majority protistant. a church on nearly every street.

way its ment to be.

enjoy your dirty asshole cities and muslims.

BBC1 has the hottest indian presenting Luton South. Can't wait till we get the results for there.

>Liberal Democrats

>people bitching they didn't get to vote on BBC

TURN UP ON TIME MORONS

> immigrants.

Are now going to get even more free fucking passes, and the ones being smuggled in are going to do so unopposed.

> feminists.

Public school boys.

>>853563
>Immigrants
Unless they had the equivelants of 500 degrees and or were a millionaire, they would not get in.
>Feminists
who the fuck cares

the bnp candidate claps for himself

>>853599

Admit it, you didn't actually read the manifesto, did you?

>>853464
Did anyone see this Lib Dem candidate?

>>853518
famous people:
Tory - Simon Cowell
Labour - JK Rowling
Lib Dems - Richard Dawkins

Chancellor candidates:
Tory - Geogre Osborne
Labour - Allistair Darling
Lib Dems - Dr. Vince Cable

See a pattern here?

>>853533

That just makes it funnier

>>853563
they just get ignored lol.

>>853613
see:>>853615

Haha lol at the audience booing the BNP guy.

Serves him right.

11.4% conservative swing

Labour, are you even trying?

2 labour MPs so far

FFFUUUU

Second Labour MP in Washinton & Sunderland West.

DAT SWING

>>853613
I did. He looks so cuddly.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----


Lib Dems why so shit.

>>853634
It was a Labour safe seat. Many people [Labour supports] probably didn't turn out because they knew this.

>>853635

In safe labour seats though, and even then there was an 8% and an 11% swing.

If that happens in the un-safe labour seats there's be some serious rae going on

> your face when labour wins somehow.

>>853634
what's the point of voting for a Labour safe seat?

wait for the real thing ....

If these swings continue, then Conservative ARE IN

HAHA YES

2-0-0

YAY!

>>853655
>supporters

>>853635

2 labour wins in two labour safe seats

WOAH

so who's your new prime minister?

>>853653

We haven't had anything but Labour safe seats yet

>>853671
THIS SHIT IS CRAZY

2-0-0

Anyone staying up all night to follow this?

Also:
>my face when labour wins

Labour lost my vote when Tony Blair moved them to the right.

That being said, they're still not as bad as the Democrats in America. They're further right than UKIP.

>>853675
it will be cameron

More like 2-0-0

>>853690

> implying i'm not going to do what i do every night.

>>853690
Whats the point.

It'll last until 8.

And I get up at 8.

Haha Paxman is a legend.

Whos the guy who he is harrasing about the glasses/phone?

>>853675

Probably a troll, but we don't know yet.

Only 2 out of over 9000 seats have been declared

>>853708
Sleep is for the weak

>>853690
dunno, i don't have university tomorrow so essentially i could sleep until noon

i was up quite early thought because we are actually voting here on sunday (nrwfag from western germany) and i spread some flyers with my comrades - i'll probably fall asleep in 3 hours or so

>>853613
i came at DAT FUCKING BEARD

>>853691
America is basically UKIP vs BNP

>>853720
Dolefag detected

>>853711
That's Lord Mandelson AKA Satan.

>>853657
Turnout was fairly low though - Labour supporters may have stayed home knowing it was a safe seat. Marginals will have higher turnouts.

>>853690
My only lesson tomorrow has been cancelled tomorrow, so I'll be up till 4 when the majority of seats are in and I have a good grasp of my new overlord.

2-0-0.

>>853711

It's just the Dark Lord Mandelson.

>>853737
Ahh thought it was, thanks bro. Paxman is probably the best bbc presenter, even on university challenge his out of place comments amuse me.

>actual discussion interrupted OH MY GOD YOU GOT TOLD, YOU GOT TOLD, YOU GOT TOLD, TOLD, TOLD, YOU GOT, TOLD, TOLD
>I FUCKING LOVE THIS WORD
>I FUCKING LOVE IT
>TOLD
>LOL
>YOU GOT TOLD
>TOLD
>YOU GOT TOLD

Stay classy, /new/

>>853711
The only good thing from the House of Lords. Lord Mandleson.

>2-0-0

ITT Amerifags think this is /sp/

I'm hoping for a conservative seat in sunderland cent.

>>853809

haha that guy made me laugh

>>853615
where's the pic of this?

>>853765
Dimbleby > Paxman

SHUT THE FUCK UP SOPHIE, WE'RE MOVING ON

>>853371
That the burning hot indian woman?

>>853800
You cannot be serious.

3-0-0

HAHA TAKE THE YOU LABOUR FAGOTS

3-0-0, are you toffs even trying?

i would fuck that lab candidate

Fuck yes Lab hold Sunderland Central.

Awesome news.

>>853874

what

I would fuck the shit out of that blonde girl they keep showing in the crowd..

SHAT THE FACK UP, BOOM

Cameras keep returning to that blone mackam slag in the audience.

I would fuck Sophie.

inb4 326-0-0

Osbourne is a fucking armchair economist.

>George Osborne
>British people have rejected labour
>3-0-0

Talk about counting your chickens before you have the fucking coop.

yesss

only 4.8% swing in the seat that actually mattered!!!

Jesus christ, stop moaning about not being able to vote, you've had all fucking day.

Lab/Lib on the condition Milliband (or whoever) replaces Brown as PM (COS WE DONT WANT AN UNELECTED SCOTTISH CUNT HURR DURR, PARTY LEADER IS WAT MATTERS) & we have Cable as Chancellor

>we really cared and wanted to vote
>very undemocratic

>Didn't just go before work or directly after work

>ran out of ballet papers
LMAO

>>854091
How the fuck do you run out of ballots!?

>my Ron Paul copy pasta thread still going
Americans.....

If Tory don't win majority the Daily Mail is gonna go bat shit crazy over these people that didn't vote

>>854147
but it's mostly Labour voters that vote later?

oh, pussyfooter/Miliband is on

Anyone else have a strong urge of wanting to polish nick robinson's head?

>Ashcroft money
lol

Lib Dem about to take Durham

>>854220
What age are you?

durham rah votes incoming

I want to fuck my local Lib Dem MP.

>>854249
why you delete, I didn't even know who that guy was, though i very very slightly recognised him.

everyone use a trip, this thread seems dead. (type"#[random shit]" in the name field)

>>852060

The Queen is kingmaker? According to Hennessy.

Nick Clegg :3

So now there are bomb threats? Holy shit get it together UK.

>>854469
Thats in Northern Ireland, the catholic nationalists are to blame

What is this shit?

Also, notice how it's not just lazy people not allowed to vote.

>>854469
>northern ireland
>shocked at bomb threats

wtf was that guy on about

oh wow dollyparton/actress wants cameron to win!

>>854514
I'm an American I don't keep in touch with everything that happens in Northern Ireland >_>

That being said I can't recall bomb threats (or actual bombs) on election days even in the clusterfuck of fail that is U.S. elections.

Victor Meldrew FUCK YES

mootblox

>>854548
That's because none of your states used to belong to Mexico (equivalent)

>>854548
Northern Ireland is the middle east of Europe.

>>854514
>northen island

>>854578
i dunno how we'll deal with the few religious states left in the world.

>>854610

accidental nuclear misshaps?

Bomb threats? Link please?

think i'll go to sleep at 1:00

>>854669
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcone/watchlive/

>FaceSpace group for saying you've voted
>my face

>My Ron Paul troll thread still more lively than this one
>was started 5 hours ago

Real men drink water

>vince cable

1 to the Greens?

>>854886
Fucking Monetarist

>>854933
I wouldn't mind that.............

>polls closed before people got to vote

>students & intellectuals already voted at lunch + before work.