Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
19 seats short

>>852042
holy shit

fuck year nick robinson

>>852049
Goddamn independants.

Hopefully lib dems don't gain more fucking seats.

lets go red lets go

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

59? MOTHER FUCK.

haha hung parliament.

Lib dems have lost seats HAHAHAH

Hung Parlaiment!

So Libdems might not even have enough seats to swing the parliament to Labour.

Fucks sake.

How can Brown go on when hes that far behind?

What color is the best? And don't say white or I'll be very cross.

59 should be the biggest surprise, i thought they would get at least 75 for sure

>>852102
Red

Those Others better be BNP.

Nobody asked me after i voted :(

Haha they can't form a coalition either. Can't wait for another election in the next few months.

>>852102
That yellowy orange one.

wow, you need election reform so bad

>>852102
Not red

>>852113

Lol Fag

This Labour butthurt is so terribly delicious

>>852113
Probably, analysts expect them to do better than green party thanks to the question time fiasco.

It might be mostly the monster raving loony party though. A man can dream.

Yellow is the best.

Red wants to restrict freedom for the people
Blue wants to restrict freedom for the rich.
Yellow wants to allow freedom for everyone.

Wait, lib dems + labour like that is not enough for majority

Tory lib dem coaltition?

I VOTED LIB DEMS FOR THIS?

Just to clarify, can Gordon Brown announce that he's the 'victor' and form a coalition with the yellow birds?

Libdems and labour need to get their shit together and help each other out or the next 5 years will be so shit I dont even

>>852168
nope, they'd be 12 seats short as well so they would need some regional party support i guess and i don't think that the sdlp will run the table in NI

>>852168
It's like Christmas came early

Yellow is loved amongst the younger generation, thinking it fair. But they don't vote so the point's moot.

Older people vote Red because they realise tax cuts for buisinesses means the buisinesses profit and they might keep their jobs. Also Sun news and the Daily mail supports them.

Cameron has harnessed the power of idiots, using their crazy retard strength to break into 10 downing street.

>>852217
The Sun, the Guardian and the Times all endorsed David Cameron. Think again.

>>852177
How many young people do you think did the exit poll?

Probably only a small number.

>>852193
They should be able to get 10 from the Ulster parties

>>852237
The English fucking traitor Sun is Tory, up here we have long-term memory.

>>852247
but that would still make it an awfully tight affair
have fun running an executive with a razor-thin majority for 5 years

>>852237
Looked like a typo to me. Wrote blue instead of red.

>>852237
>the Guardian... endorsed David Cameron
No, they did a front page article confessing their love for the Lib Dems.

>>852266

The grauniad endorsed nobody.

>>852266
I can see why he thought that. The guardian was the only paper dignified enough to have a balanced frontpage today.

Awesome, I think I've just won over £50.

Ladbrokes had a bet on Libdems growth in the exit poll with the odds being almost certain on it; I bet against it.

DAT RUNNING IN SUNDERLAND

Loving the increase in Gray votes

So LibLab pussy out

>>852300
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/30/the-liberal-moment-has-come

Holy shit, did someone just lean on the delete key when doing the Lib Dem seats?

>>852266
Whoops, my bad. I just mixed them with the Sun and the Times, seeing how they were all typically supporting of the Labour party, but ditched them.

suddenly, turnout everywhere

>>852346
We are in the middle of a recession, nobody wants to vote for a party that has never formed a parlaiment.

>>852300
Private Eye ftw... are you watching BBC?

John Simpson, Andrew Marr, Jeremy Paxman, Nick Robinson, David Dimbleby, Fiona Bruce, Jeremy Vine... shit just got comprehensively covered.

>>852367
Ahem, forgot Andrew Neil... whoops.

>>852242
I don't anyone who took part in one at my station, but it's not as if my constituency matters anyway.

Lord Mandleson and David Dimbleby. I'm going to be fapping for hours!

I'm wondering if it was a technology issue on the popularity polls.

Phonecall, text and web. Two of those can be done easily by people aged 20-30. One of those can be done by the middle-aged, but it's a hassle.

>>852237

The Guardian came out in favour of Lib Dems

CONSERVATIVE MASTER RACE VICTORY

http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2010/05/seven-reasons-to-be-wary-of-the-exit-poll-tonight/

The exit polls are done with flawed methodology. Dont take them as gospel

>>852346
and everyone here said theyve voted lib dem. they all lied.

>>852444
Don't complain if you get surprise buttsecks from Paxman... "but did you threaten to overrule him?"

Wow... Mandelson just said first past the post is finished!

>>852464
This. Probably a fair indication though. I didn't get polled when I voted, and neither will have a lot of people. Not to mention Postal Votes.

can someone explain what will happen tomorrow if hung parliment plox?

Labour=Pakis
LibDems=Babbys
Tory=Rich Cunts
BNP=Skinheads

>piers morgan butthurt

>>852493

Labour tries to make a deal with the Liberals

If they fail, Brown may have to resign

If he does Cameron gets a go

>>852493

Lib Dems and Labour form a coalition Government. Ed Balls will be PM, if he keeps his seat, and Vince Cable will be Chancellor.

Oh God, now it's Clive Anderson, cumming buckets.

Why in the fuck would anyone vote Labour?

>>852553

I voted Labour.

>>852541
can lib dems not form with conservative?

>>852464
>Because there is no data from on individual polling stations, the wonks calculate the change from the 2001 and 2005 exit polls. It covers around 120 polling stations. But there’s only data on three Lib-Lab marginals. That’s why the Lib Dem vote share prediction was too low in 2005. The problem will be even greater this year.

>>852553

I'm 36, i'm old enough to remember how bad Tory Governments are. I voted Labour because they are better than the Tories.

>>852541
>PM
>Ed Balls
>Education Secretary
>does a shitty job

>>852581
Clegg was just quoted on BBC as having said that whichever party gets an obiously decisive lead should get to have a stab at parliament in a hung election. So maybe.

>>852581
Like KKK can form with the Obama administration.

>>852581

I doubt they would considering that they directly oppose each other's policies.

>>852598
fellow pes brofist

>>852625
You know he said this expecting 200 or so seats

Lol, farage lol

Why hasn't anyone realized voting is rigged? The government doesn't give a shit about any of you.

>>852581
This would make me happier than labour remaining anywhere near power.

>>852649
Apparently his banner and attaching cable did not conform to EU safety regulations...

People complaining not being able to vote? Don't all polling stations open at 7am? Surely they haven't been there since then? Serves them right for not waking up earlier, lazy faggots.

I guess those lazy faggots are the students, hence the low Libdem on the exit polls.

>>852581

Cameron has already ruled out electoral reform (PR); this is a condition set by the Lib Dems for any coalition. Mandelson just said live on the BBC that the first past the post system is over. Labour will form the next Government with the Lib Dems.

>>852674
how does britain mail-in vote?

>>852630
but the question is, whose do they oppose more?

Ive heard already that lib dems would go with conservative. aint heard nothing bout a labour/lib dem agreement.

>>852674

Some people have to work; feed their families, put the kids to bed, etc, etc...

Needed to have a proxy by 20th April to vote on your behalf.

I doubt students would have done that either.

>>852674
Latest reports suggest that many were turned away from polling stations in Clegg's own Sheffield constituency - may be interesting.

And look at Alan Johnson, all swagger and shit.

God I want to stab Alan Johnson. Such a fucking tool.

>>852693

Cameron has ruled out electoral reform. This is a deal breaker for Lib Dems.

>>852693
Most liberals won't touch the Tories.

>>852711
Think Alan Johnson's auditioning for PM?

>>852680
oh fuck. soo, what does that mean for england? who makes what decisions? will gordon brown still be prime minister?

isnt it just labour making friends with that small party to remain in power? ie nothing will change?

>>852726
wouldn't think so...but it's not really smart either that brown hasn't made some sort of statement yet

How the fuck did Labour do so well? Utterly incredible for a party which has failed so badly in recent years. Fucking hate those cunts.

255+59=314<307

I'm not Britfag, what are the greys ?

>>852736
People hate the conservatives too.
The wounds are still sore from the 80s.

>>852727

Gordon Brown will not be PM. He will resign.

>>852741
All other parties. Like, "other".

EXIT POLLS ARE HILARIOUSLY BAD AT PREDICTING LIB DEM SHARE

>>852741

Minor parties like UKIP, BNP etc.

>>852741
>>852741

Independents, Scottish Nationalist, UDP, UKIP, BNP?

>>852741
others, mostly regional parties from scotland, wales and NI and maybe one or two retards (nazis, communists whatever)

>>852741
Other. Scattering of other smaller parties. Scottish National Party, Plaid Cymru (Wales Party), BNP, Green Party.

>>852761
Think UKIP will be... flying high in the popular vote?

Yeah...

>>852741
Cons will unite with the Ulster parties too though, that will add 10 seats to them

>>852741
Greys are just a bunch of misc parties.
BNP, green, etc.

>>852744
Maybe tony blair will come back to take his place >.<

>>852741
the greys are (left wing) nationalist parties like SNP and Plaid Cymru mainly, there might be one or two UKIP or greens in there, god forbid one BNP

>>852736

You are obviously too young to remember how bad the Conservatives were. The Conservatives were fucking terrible. Labour have been very good in comparrison.

>>852741

Democratic Unionist Party
Scottish National Party
Sinn Fein
Plaid Cymru
Social Democratic & Labour Party
Independent Community and Health Concern
Respect-Unity Coalition
Ulster Conservatives and Unionists - New Force
UK Independence Party
British National Party
Green
Alliance Party
English Democrats
Christian Party
Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition
Scottish Socialist Party
Traditional Unionist Voice
Monster Raving Loony Party

>>852775
also keep in mind that the one constituency not voting today (lol, ukip ded) is a con stronghold, so tories basically have 308 now

>>852736
Older votes skeptical on Liberal Democrats and disagree completely with Conservatives... or tactical voting.

the exit poll is grossly inaccurate, i dont think anyone is naive enough to suggest the lib dems will get less seats this time, then 2005

>>852799
Fun fact: Sinn Fein MPs don't actually get to vote on anything in the Westminster Parliament as they refuse to swear allegiance to the Queen.

>>852799
Forgot Pirate Party.
>implying that anyone voted pirate
Maybe 4 or 5 people voted pirate. ;_;

say hello to prime minister miliband and chancellor cable

>>852727
WANT MORE ANSWERS

need explainings please

>>852791
Who the fuck would admit voting BNP at the exit poll?

UKIP UP IN THIS BITCH.

So the conservatives are blue and got the most votes right?

Amerifag here- nice to see the BBC talking heads desperately trying to avoid saying that Cameron is going to be PM.

>>852836
well, bnp voters cause they are actually proud of it

>>852763
Ok. Well..
conservatives : 307
lib-dems + labour : 314
In this case, the "others" will arbitrate, no ?

>>852836
Person not wanting to look like a pussy after voting Green.

>>852821
One of my classmates is standing for the Pirate Party - do I really want to throw my vote away so that a single fucking MP will make it legal to put CD music on iPods? No, no I do not.

>>852837
Enjoy being too much of a pussy to vote BNP

>>852854
No
conservatives + Ulster parties : 317
lib-dems + labour : 314

>>852837
DO A BARREL ROLL

>>852844

No, the Conservatives got under half the votes. The magority of voters (according to the exit poll) do not want a tory Government.

>>852857
Yes, yes you do.
Reversing the media companies' grip on your ballsack is important.

I voted SNP

Pay for our bridge Englamd, it's falling apart ;_;

>majority

inb4 /new/fags make BNP bigger than LibDems

>>852857
>throw my vote away
>my face when i live in germany where we have both first-past-the-post but also proportional representation so (almost) every vote counts

If British Conservatives were actually conservative, there'd be some excitement for their numbers, but they aren't.

I voted BNP

>>852873
and the 10 others ?

>>852896
Isn't it terrible when bands get 10% of the money from their CDs?

Give them 0% instead, that'll help.

But so I don't get called a troll, there wasn't actually a candidate for them in my constituency so oh well.

>>852815

ITT people who can't accept reality.

>>852899
That fucking bridge is fine. Shits got some new plasticized paint so it doesn't need painting all year round.

Also, fuck you Scotland and your fucking money pinching faggotry.

hey toryfags remember last year when you were leading 10-20 points and a 100+ tory majority was certain

heeeeeeeeeeeeeh

http://atdhe.net/watch-bbc-news.php
http://atdhe.net/watch-bbc-news.php
http://atdhe.net/watch-bbc-news.php
http://atdhe.net/watch-bbc-news.php

STREAMSSSSS

>>852940

It's not "reality": it's an exit poll. They are always inaccurate.

>>852942
But we need that money!

Free university tuition funds my crippling heroin addiction!

READY FOR SUNDERLAND, MOTHERFUCKERS?

>>852945

>last year

>>852947
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7459669.stm
Superior stream

>Don't forget, to watch TV online as it's being broadcast, you still need a TV Licence.

lolno

SUNDERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LABOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>852962
Free uni for Scots pisses me off so bad.

Why the fuck doesn't England have a devolve dparliament yet so we can get equally retarded yet popular stuff for oursleves.

Stupid fucking geordies

bnp got 1061 votes in sunderland, fuck yeah

>ugly labour bitch

LABOUR IN MY SUNDERLANDS?

CO. DURHAM FAG HERE

SUNDERLAND I AM DISAPPOINT

Fuck yes Sunderland you are awesome

lab hold

>>852995
>Implying Sunderland is full of geordies.
They're fucking makems.

I'd shag her.

>>852992

my good sir, are you mad?

>>853006
FELLOW CO. DURHAM FAG HERE

SUNDERLAND I AM PROUD

SUNDERLAND HOTTIE

LABOUR!

11000 MAJORITY

1-0 TO THE LABOUR

>>852992
Some Labour MPs from Scotland have actually voted FOR continuing tuition fees when voting in Westminster. The fucking cowards.

I wish third parties in the US got even close to that much representation in Congress.

What is this faggotry...

>>853021
>BigAl.jpg
sweet

>>853021
Yes, I am.

I want to punch Salmond n his face so badly.

>>853023
>>853006
THIRD CO. DURHAM FAG HERE

AT LEAST IT WASN'T TORY SCUM.

>>853018
2nded

649 to go.

>sunderland

>>852957
>They are always inaccurate.

Yeah... not really.

ITT northerners vote labour because their grandparents are butthurt ex-miners

>>852986
lol is that true?

In fact, with the lib-dems and the others (BNP, UKIP, geens...), it smells like a hung parliament, isn't it ?

it annoys me that scotland wales and northern ireland get to vote for english matters, if you dismissed the scottish vote, labour wouldnt get in

Americafag here. Sunderland is moe~

How many congress seats are left up for grabs?

>>853029
And that's the problem. Why the fuck do Scots MPsget to vote on stuff that affects England and Wales except to push through what abour wants?

>>853047
648 actually

The UKIP man died in the last one so they vote later on

>>853063
Yeah it's true.
However, it's impossible to detect if it's web streaming.

>>853058
Yeah, why stay mad at the party that completely raped and then pissed on your economic well being for the past 30 years or so.

>>853068

The funny thing is that most Scottish and Welsh people would support an English Parliament.

It's the English that have blocked it.

>>853074

All of them ;-)

anyone from the north west up in here?

Labour has 100% of Parliament!

>>853088
because it was not sustainable and they unions help the country ransom (google: winter of discontent)

>>853099
LEEDS HERE

>>853099
Yeah, north west conservative voter here. I live in a town of chavs.

Leeds Central here. Voted Labour in both counts.

>>853088
lol, when the tories took power, the country was practically bankrupt, everyone was on strike, nothing worked, and looting was going on everywhere, thatcher had to make the tough choices to stop the country from imploding, and in the end the lazy northerners got butthurt.
if tories hadnt taken power when they did then the uk would have ended up like greece has...

Fuck Year Cardiff!

>>853070
No, its tsundere.

I've had it! I'm voting Cameron.

I-i-it's not like I really like you or anything Gordon...

Geez.. fine, I voted for you... are you happy now?

>>853099
S'up.

Got a letter today from the Student Loan Company informing me I was £20,000 in debt with them. Obviously I didnt vote Labour

I voted BNP.

While I'm not a big fan of their economic policy, I was won over by their HURR DURR KILL THE NIGGERS AND JEWS policy

Has hung parliament ever happened?

>>853123
Fuck you.

>>853141
>>853123

constituencies?

>>853145
>Implying student debt means anything.

>>853132
>lazy northerners

We'd fuck up your southern pansy arse if we weren't too busy still trying to recover after Thatcher's neglect.

>>853158
Pendle

>>853147

Yes, ended in fail

>>853094
The closest I recall is stupid shit like a Yorkshire parliament. That got binned in a referendum. I don't think a complete English assembly's been suggested officially. The sad thing is ony nutters like the English Democrats will introduce it.

>>853132

The UK would have ended up like Norway. But Thatcher destroyed the UK's heavy industry to attack the unions - she's on record as describing the miners as "the enemy within" and she made us dependent on Russian gas.

>Scotfags voting SNP

>If Scotland had broken off from the UK before the recession like SNP wanted, they would have been completely fucked now.

fuck, how do I rewind this feed?

>>853163
Differentfag, that post made you seem even more pathetic dude.

>>853160
If Lib Dems were in power in 2006 it would have only been around £9000 though

How can the brits actually vote labour after the shit brownie put Britain trough.

You britfags really deserve the buttrape you've been getting.

>>853145

It was the Conservatives that ended student grants. I was one of the last to receive one in 1995.

Wait, are Labour and LibDems making a coalition?

>>853145
Take advantage of the data protection act bro.

Fuck off to another country for 10 years, they can't keep information on you.

>>853190
I hope not.

I'm American and I'm trying to understand what's going on. Are there still more votes to count or is this the final result?

>>853186

I blame the fucktards who were going about saying that if they didn't vote labour then the conservatives would get in.

WELL THEY GOT IN ANYWAY YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

holy shit!!!
the labour mp woman for sunderland and houghton double blinks just like the reptillians!!1

GET DAVID ICKE NOW!!!

Whos this faggot that keeps saying wait and see wait and see

American here fill me in

>>853125

Fellow Leedsfag here. Our seat is one of the safest Labour strongholds in the country. Labour-five!

>>853186

Britfag here. Don't believe everything you read on the internet. I own a 303 rifle and three shot guns.

>>853204
Exit poll is a prediction
the votes are still being counted

>>853204
Basically theirs like 540 different elections going on.

Theirs an estimation exit poll released which is the OPs image.
Sunderland and Houghton have had their result released.
So 1/540.

>>853204

This is just a predictive poll based on what people said when asked who they voted for.

>>853204

This isn't any kind of result

They just asked 18,000 people outside polling stations

Only one constituency has returned a result yet

>>853186
Nice troll pic.

HOW DO I PICKED UP PLACARD FROM ACTUALLY DANGEROUS KNIVES AND PUT IT IN FRONT OF SILVERWARE?

>>853187
Well yeah, but your student debt won't have any effect on you.
>>853181
Huh, I still got student grants in 2008.

>>853223
>>853222
>>853221
>>853216
Thanks

>>853204

Only one seat has declared: we still have over 600 seats left to go.

>>853115
>because it was not sustainable

Oh yeah, because england was totally going to run out of coal, or no longer need a domestic ship building industry. So obviously putting thousands of workers on social welfare is obviously much, much better for the state.

Yeah, we should be baking the tories a cake in gratitude.

>unions help the country ransom

You're a fucking retard if you buy into that bullshit propaganda.

At least i've been taking some solace in watching the south's financial industry collapse.

> Fags all happy about Sunderland
>don't realize the Tories improved there by 8.4 %
you're fucked if thats the trend

>>853186

> FOX told me Britain can't have guns DERP

Fucking lib dems. Can't do anything right.

What the fuck??? Polling stations still open?

Sunderland is full of faggots anyway.

...

Anywhere south of the tyne is full of faggots come to think of it...

>>852168
Wouldn't a Tory Libdem coalition essentially do the same thing that Labour has been doing?

>>853237

Well said anon. I'm a Southern Labour voter - my family housed the flying pickets from the North during the miners strike.

>>853172
Wut? Thatcher saved the industry by crushing the unions.

Think about the bullshit we have today, with train station workers and fucking cabin boys striking because they want the same kind of pay as educated jobs.

Think of that, but with everyone doing it. Retards who left school at 16 to work in factories and mines getting the same pay as a graduated student.

Nobody wanted to invest in UK industry, and nobody was profitting. She sorted that. Also let your parents buy their counsel houses so you can get a decent amount of money when they pop their clogs.

Though she is still a bitch for stealing schoolkids milk, I will never forgive her for that.

New exit poll. Tories down a couple of seats.

Grr, stupid BBC. Put Fiona Bruce back on, I fancy a wank.

>>853258
>Implying anywhere north of it is worth a shit.

>>853239
True.
Everyone hates Torys here, and they improved quite a bit.
Thought if its kept at Sunderland Central then you can see us getting fucked.

>>853287

> thatcher saved some fat fuck his job as CEO by crushing the unions who wanted decent pay.

fix'd it for you mate.

could all the 20 year old fags stop talking about thatcher when you fags werent even alive for her period in power

>this is a disgrace
>third world politics

>>853293

and lib dems up

i hope this is a trend

>>853287

Thatcher destroyed the UKs industrial base - she made us dependent on short term North Sea oil and the City of London's finnancial services. She also made us dependent on Russian gas.

She should face trial for treason.

AM I THE ONLY ONE HOPING FOR A HUNG PARLIAMENT TO WATCH THE MEDIA/POLITICIANS TROLL EACHOTHER?

>>853310

I'm 36. Thatcher fucked the UK economy.

>>853310
If they're 20, she would have.

>>853320
NO, I AM TOO

I VOTED LIB DEM FOR THIS VERY PURPOSE

>>853310
who the fuck is Margaret Thatcher anyway? all i remember is austin powers closing his eyes and saying "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! as a way to reduce his being horny. so i imagine she was a beast.

on that note, GO TORIES!

>>853320
Hung Parliament sounds like the title of a really bad porno

>>853295
>Grr, stupid BBC. Put Fiona Bruce back on, I fancy a wank.
Someone has their priorities right.

Barrow & Furness reporting?

I hope you have a hung parliament.

Imagine, two parties who don't agree on almost anything quabbling and blockading every single thing that gets put up and nothing gets done except wars get started and the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

That's what Americans have to live with all the time.

>>853328

Hang parliment would be the best outcome.

>>853287
>Wut? Thatcher saved the industry by crushing the unions.

What the fuck am i reading.jpg

Same fucking line that gets repeated over and over: it's still just a bullshit talking point, and holds no historical merit.

>Nobody wanted to invest in UK industry

Nobody still invests in UK industry: there is no fucking manufacturing sector anymore. What replaced it was an economy centered around a financial secotor. Well guess what, that's fucking collapsing: and the rest of the British workforce can't all work in high end london fashion shops (which are also all closing down thanks to the financial collapse)

>Think of that, but with everyone doing it. Retards who left school at 16 to work in factories and mines getting the same pay as a graduated student.
>durrr the poor should stay poor

Stupid classist bullshit.

>>853340

Thatcher was a tory you fucktard.

Anyone from Hull West & Hessle? I drew a dinosaur on my voting slip. Stupid safe Labour seat.

Fuck yeah Ian Hislop! Mai husbando.

SOMEONE KILLED THE VIDEO FEED!
MASS RIOTS! HOLY FUCK!!

Fucking Dom Joly. Osamas schoolmate has no right to comment on democracy.

>>853375

I'm pretty gay for him too.

>>853390
you were just busy fapping to tetris speedruns

log off 4chan and DO YOUR JOB

>>853363
>I drew a dinosaur on my voting slip.
I'd vote T-Rex.

Any other Americans watching this high tech 3d fucking news shows?

WTF why cant America get cool shows like this where the motherfucker walks into a 3d computer wonderland

I remember being kind of impressed to see America had holograms for their election. Now we have a gorram holodeck.

>bbc hindu bobblehead announcer

>>853437
You know their just borrowing the holodeck of Patrick Stewart.

>>853363
I lol'ed.

>>853455
>>853455
>>853455
LAWL

>>853408
Thanks bro

Fuuuuuu- Fuck Esther Rantzen.

>>853433
Amerifag here.
I liked the hexagon-map thingy.

isnt it weird how the south likes thatcher, but the north despises her...
im not gunna imply the north are lazy fucks tho

>>853481

That shit was fucking cash man. We cant even get fucking pie charts on TV to work with our news and these gangley teethed niggers have high tech TV.

>>853482
>implying you don't imply it

I was getting ready to fap to the Indian reporter. Then suddenly: ESTER RANTZEN

Fuck.

WASHINGTON!!!!!!!

>>853482
I'm a northerner. Thatcher is awesome. Bring her back. Cameron's a fucking fake. Fucking chav scum need to get told.

We have rural areas in the north. Unfortunately our rural areas are often mixed into stupid amounts of urban council estates.

Here we go again

>>853506
>election thread
>post kim jong-il

WASHINGTON IS UP NEXT

>>853543
Whenever I see guidos, I wonder what it would be like to get a blow-job from one of them. Dem lips...

WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

LABOUR!!!!!!!!!!!

>dat ukip bitch

Geez, the LibDems have a big lad.

>>853363

>>I drew a dinosaur on my voting slip

if you were a slag i'd have a pull with a clever lass like you

UKIP and BNP are getting pretty similar votes so far. If only UKIP could extend their hatred to people besides Europeans, a merger would be a good move.

>>853600

>dat Labour bitch

That swing looks pretty impressive, but what does the swag say?

These swings are massive

Expect Labour majority

>>853630
SHIT I mean con majority

Obnoxious racists > closet racists

>>853630
>labour majority

>>853626
But niggers can be good British. So can pakis and indians. People can't seriously hate the blacks more than the French and Germans.

David Dimelbly is drilling Emily Maitliss

>LOCK VOTERS IN ROOM
>THREATEN THEM
>???
>PROFIT

Oh wow.

Eric "Jabba" Pickles

>>853696
>Eric "Jabba" Pickles
Does that mean Mandelson is Han?

>see what's happening in Greece? IT WILL HAPPEN HERE IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR US
Cool scaremongering there.

>>853719

Madelson is Darth Vader.

Paxman is Han.

>>853779
But who is Luke?

>>853789
ur mom

!bet Labour all.

>>853779
Vader was a redeemable emo.
Mandleson is more akin to Darth Sidious

all the labour party nominates only women. This is their strategy.

>>853882
Was just thinking this, GBrown is a pimp.

What's all this swing bs about?

>>853923
the brithish economy is based on the manufacture and export of playground swings.
The method by which these swings are constructed is what this election is all about.

>>853923
Change in vote from last election in that constituency.

I keep laughing at this image.

It's hilarious.

>>854089
>>854089
I jsut said the very same thing, it's just the funniest pose ever.

Any fellow Americans reading these threads just for the british slang ?
Its fucking hilarious

>>854169
Like what?

Ken Clarke made a funny. I lol'ed.