It's awful.

I don't have cable.

>>851467
>channel 4
>cable

It feels like the start of a party where there are not nearly enough people or drink yet

>my face when this will only be good for fonejacker and brooker

any streambros?

>Europe has the same programs on the same channel

I dont know, I kinda like it. This cooking show looks like its going to be shit though.

>>851520
tvcatchup.com
Although it would be fun to watch while chatting with bros

>Derek Hatton
>Edwina Currie
>Brian Paddick
>Rod Liddle

>>851551
Sounds like my kind of party!

>>851598
>my kind of party

>Come dine with me

No, I'm waiting patiently for Dimbleby.

Come Dine With Me narrator is awesome

rod liddle is such a cunt

>Brian Cox: he's like a walking, talking Stephen Hawking.
I lol'd

>>851643

He's like a cross between Paxman and Parkinson

SUDDENLY PHYSICS

It has a real Saturday morning kids TV feel to it, the way they are presenting it

>Jimmy Carr
>Lauren Laverne
>David Mitchell

abc?

>More come down with me

Having come dine with me in this is like eating a delicious sammich and then finding some mould in the middle but then eating it anyway because the rest of the sammich is so delicious.

>come dine with me.. again

STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS STOP THIS

anyone going to be trolling the tweet thing they have?

>>851728
>the rest of the sammich is so delicious
lolwat.

It was shit even before they went to Come Dine With Me.

>>851548
Streambros outside of the UK?

>>851760
Impossible, they review every post and only a tiny amount actually appear.

>more come dine with me

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/channel-4s-alternative-election-night/
>brooker's face
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE

>>851786
Patrick Swayze in drag.

>>851786
Why the baby?

I see no election coverage; I see 4 useless fucks who happen to be differently politically inclined - literally in Edwina's case.

no I will be watching on the BBC

Waiting for phonejacker... is it on at 10pm?

>I just brought broccolis LOL

as soon as BBC starts covering it, i'm on.

the word is BEAUTIFUL you cunt

>>851856

>>851881
Why is that man holding a tiny bag sideways?

>Jimmy Carr's stupid face comes on screen
Fuck this

>>851908
CANNOT UNSEE

>>851915
Fucking Lumley.

Lumley can suck my balls, useless cunt.

27% Bitches .

>Four Lions

How funny does that look

>>851974
>Kayvan Novak is in it
MUST SEE

LET THE PARTY BEGIN!

>>851685

No! I went to the shops. Did I miss him? What did he say?

>>852002
Hasn't been on yet. Still come dine with me.

>British people
I laughed harder at the woman saying "hurgy burgy and harly barly" than any of the jokes about celebrities I've never heard of.

>>851974
The trailer is fucking hilarious.

Exit poll predicts a hung parliament, with the Conservatives having 307 seats.

SO I HERD U LIEK HUNG PARLIAMENTS

Well. This country is fucked.

>>852057
Sure do

>>851242
What are you doing here Mr Brooker?! Get back to the TV.
Also, fucking Tories having more seats than Lib Dems.

God I hate Come Dine With Me

You Have Been Watching is shit too

>>852124
I do normally, but it's pretty hillarious this time.

>>852124
>Charlie Brooker
>Shit

how is that exit poll made?

>>852174
People at the polling stations will hand out a survey to some people, and you fill it in with who you voted for.

>Cameron's forehead

THE EXIT POLLS LIE!

Oh btw, what about those androids in Sunderland?

>>852200
Sounds representative. I saw no-one at the two polling stations near me, but I live in a safe Labour seat so I bet they just assumed.

that Gay times interview, that bread joke, Gordon with the kids. Awkward times

Somebody make a dance mix of the 'Uh...uh...to change the National Insurance contributions' bit.

looking forward to indin bnp fonejacker

BROOKER IS NOW ON

>>852476
Fuck yeah Brooker!

I fucking love Brooker, he needs to do another series of screenwipe. That shit was spot on, same with newswipe.

Richard Bacon's nose. WTF?

So when is the fonejacker special?

>>852911
Not just now

http://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/13508605995
Saw in another thread.

>He's got 3 children, smoked, tinned and wild

I lol'd

Will I lose all respect for Brian Cox?

god damn obsessive asian woman

>>853159
Fucking tell me about it.

You fuckers still watching this?

>>853590
Sorta, switching between the BBC and this

lol Gillian Duffy just got told by that yank

>>853590

i've occasionally jumped over to channel 4, then see how unfunny it is and go back to real politics on bbc .

Like a real man, ill be up till 6am being an armchair politician

>>853732
Me too. Then have a nap and turn it back on at 10.
If Dimbleby can do it, so can I.

>>853732

me too, chilling out with the Dimbildey and Paxman till the wee hours, FUCK YER

>>853732

I'm watching BBC too, but need to keep switching between it and the scottish coverage, gets a bit annoying but good for missing the boring repetition

They need to get rid of Jimmy Carr and Lauren Laverne and just let David Mitchell rant away as the results come in.

Would have been nice if Robert Webb had been the as well.

consevative line of the night is getting boring, "rejection of labour" blah blah blah

>>853924

Yeah, web was pretty on form in YHBW

this is like watching Ceebeebies does the election

GAAAAAAAAAAWD FUCK OFF JIMMY CARR

THERE'S A REASON THE LAUGHING AT YOUR "JOKES" IS INCREDIBLY FORCED

stupid how many people didn't get to vote.

>>851520
>>851520
hey ameirfags DL this
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C6I7YC0R
open it in vlc and use playlist to change channels )

>>854028
>stupid people went too late to vote

fixd

>>854096
Are you kidding? The average person would not be able to reach the polling station until about 7PM or later and there were massive queues.

Oh god. That german guys face...

>>854259
OH GOD. HIS VOICE.

>>854096

It's okay for people like you who probably sit at home all day and claim benefits, but some people actually have to go to work

Neanderthal looking German guy, obviously some surviving genes

>>854043
anymore o these?

>>854215
Polls open at 0700 and close at 2200. 15 hours to vote. I voted on my way to work at 0810.

This moron left it until the last minute:

22. At 10:22pm on 06 May 2010, Phil wrote:

Not been able to vote due to there not being enough staff to deal with all the voters. we qued outside the polling station at 9:30 and was not allowed to register our vote!!!! this is not acceptable.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/haveyoursay/2010/05/have_the_parties_done_enough.html

Give David Mitchell a political debate show. I'd watch it every week.

>>854344

>thinks comedian is good political commentator
>not watching real commentators on BBC

no jokezzzz ? oh gawd politics is borings, wheres mah come dine with meee ?

>>854325
Most people do not have enough time in the morning and most people don't get out of work until about 6PM. Some people don't leave work until 9PM.

>>854398

>implying David Mitchell is a comedian.

>>854398

> Implying anything of value is said while waiting for results in election coverage

>>854398

You're clearly not watching how David is handling it. baw moar.

>>854421
should of voted by post then

Brian motherfucking Cox!

>>854448

Its okay, one day you can come to the big boy table and understand politics without it being dumbed down for you

>>854479
Things can only get better - D:REAM.jpg

>>854445

see

>>854492

>>854492

u mad, bro?

yeh, u mad!

>>854522

Normal political debate is fine, but election night covergae is just pointless speculation and empty interviews.

>>854492

Told Status: TOLD!

>>854492
>>854570

samefag

>>854398

I know what you mean but....why so hostile? David Mitchell is WIN.

>>854631

David Mitchell is full of himself nowadays, he used to be interesting but now he just plays on his peep show character style

>>854666

errrrr yeh but.....ok different strokes etc etc

>>854558
On Channel 4, it's entertaining.
They showed a special Come Dine with Me and You Have Been Watching.
They've had a few comedy bits as well.

Other channels are a bit of a waste though.

I'm liking the show, it's got the right mix of funny and debate.

>Watching BBC all night
>See thread
>Try watching Channel 4
>All juvenile shit
>More retarded humour
>Turn back to the BBC
>Brilliant election coverage
>Funnier than Channel 4
>Fap over Paxman and Dimbleby

>My face when still no Boris

>>854790
>Implying satire is retarded humour.

Hey 'alternate' faggots, try watching some proper intelligent coverage on BBC.

>>854862
Don't kid yourself, the humour on channel 4 is juvenile shit, the banter between Paxman and his guests is much better. Channel 4 has got a long history of appealing to students, that's all this is.

>>854871

u mad!

>>854871

Imma watch alternative til it finishes at 1 then turn to bbc when shit starts actually happening

Seems like the majority of you faggots don't belong on /new/, you belong on /tv/. Fucking kiddywinks.

>>854887

> responds to only contradicting viewpoint in thread with "u mad".

Fucking dweeb.

>>854878
As much as I love Paxman, i'm enjoying the Channel 4 coverage. I'm flipping back and forth between them in any case, so it's all good.

>>854790
/thread

What's the deal with your election system, UK?
At least in our 08 election in 'MURICA, we could justify the long lines with larger logistical problems of population, per capita density, and infrastructure.

Your just a small collection of islands. I though it would much easier to manage.

>>854955
Population density.

About the only good things on the C4 coverage is David Mitchell, Charlie Brooker's bits...and thats it.

That bit with the guy talking about super-volcanoes was pointless but alright, though they could have just put a scrolling Cracked.com article on screen and accomplished the same.

>>854955
You clearly have no idea how inept we are at organising anything.

>>854909

Look, nothing of interest is happening on the beeb, some of us, ya know being the elitist cunt that you are, find what's on ch4 somewhat entertaining.

This is channel 4.

>>855010
Labour bitch raging at BNP for facism... yeah BBC sure is boring.

C4's coverage has been pure shit, can't wait until this shit is over.

>Paxman and Dimbleby on BBC
>The choice is fucking clear

>>855056

lol look at me im unique, bnp ftw anonymouse legion we nevar forgat.

lib dems got something

>>855089
Not sure where you get the presumption I'm a BNP supporter.

i did, it was adverts...