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Anonymous 04/21/10(Wed)15:32 No.692147  

Hey Eurofags,

My name is Iceland, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pretentious, snobby jerks who spend every second of your day trying to catch a plane. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been stuck at an airport for a week? This is even worse than the eruption of Vesuvius.

Don't be a stranger, just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was founded by Vikings, and have a shitload of geysers. I'm also really volcanic, and just had a huge eruption (the ash cloud just ruined delayed your flight; shit was SO cancelled.) You are all faggots who should just find another way home. Thanks for listening.

Pic related, it's me and my ash cloud.