Good thing I live in Southern Europe

Well fuck me, looks like the end of the world really is coming in 2012, isn't it? Earthquakes everywhere, and now this?

>implying the volcano had any effect whatsoever

>>670971

Ha ha. Stupid eurofags. Good, now you won't be able to come over here anymore.

>>670958

Heh, and these climate change fags still think that man can affect nature.

Looks like global warming solved itself. See? You liberals are stupid.

Some of the ash is going toward the US after stopping in the UK.

>>671108
what? I don't want any britfag ash in my America!

>>671100

Tax the volcanoes!

So how many carbon credits does Iceland have to buy now?

>>671149

It'll be cooling down the planet we should be giving them the credits

Fucking Iceland, always fucking with everyone's shit.

>>671124

no the free market will solve the volcanoes

I love the comments that are in the OP's link

>If all this upper atmosphere volcanic dust does persist for years it is going to put all the global climate change models out and the skeptics are going to have a field day

Implying the skeptics weren't using real science all along. Thank god for skeptics.

>>671173
Cocks and goggles.

Isn't plane travel so much fun USA?

So great being able to trave between Australia and the states in a few hours.

>>671224

>>671229

Niggers

>>671229

Well, all the more reason for USA to further their development of their hypersonic planes, so we can just fly over the ashclouds. Or just fly below the clouds.

Anyway, in the long run, we should be able to solve a problem like this. Develop new stuff to counter shit like this. And we're greater than ever.

I hope this means that Al Gore will have to be returning his nobel peace prize soon

>>671291

>Develop new stuff to counter shit like this. And we're greater than ever.

All that's really needed is one giant cork

>>671329

Cork or Cock?

>>671337

cock will do as well

>>671337

Oh wait I take that back no cock will do

Pic related

>>671329
step aside
-unzips fly-

>>671229
this best be a shoop

God punishing the Europeans. Divine justice. Okay not rly.

>>671329
Would work just as well as selibacy. You try to repress a force that generates over time, and it will break through everything stronger than ever. Would be better to pop more holes in the ground all over the world, so the power from original volcanoes would decline.

where is your God now, atheists

>>671390
i...just dont *head asplode*

>>671291

Didn't you lot try to make one at the same time as Concorde? Then fail?

Then spend the next 30 years campaigning against the world's only supersonic airliner.
Hmm...sounds like america to me.

>>671390
no where?

Where's your Cap'n trade now hippies?

>>671358

ok /new/, me and my family have been planning on going to France / Germany on the final week of may

with the ash in the sky, what are the chances that i have to cancel

>>671229
sean kingston lmao uk one hit wonder

Fuck

How much does the Trans Siberian railway cost

Also how much is transport from the UK to Moscow

>>671358
Just go to her fucking Twitter account and see it for your self faggot

http://twitter.com/saraarosexo

Don't the UK, and France have a couple of nukes? Now we have a legit excuse to solve the Iceland problem once and for all.

>>671449
nuke a volcano? :D

>>671453
Everything.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transatlantic_tunnel

It is time gentlemen

are hovercars invented yet?

>>671527

Enjoy paying the entire world's GDP and having to sustain a several thousand kilometre long vacuum to make the trains run at decent speeds.

>>671527
i would not ride that thing. Imagine if it broke down, where do you fucking go?

Five to one odds that the EURO crashes bad after this.

>>671549

>>671554

down to a point that spurs job creation?

>>671554

I hope so sort of because then I can get more Euro for my dollars.

>>671563
Here? Possibly. More likely in India and China. Europe already produces little worth having except tourists, and this will deeply wound their tourist industries. People will remember price gouging, no correlated attempts at fixing the transportation, and the general ineffectiveness of the EU gov't.

America may see some benefits in the balance of trade and some of the easings of the euro, but asia will profit.

>>671571
I would love that, but the best I see is a weakening to a point to shift the balance of the euro-exchange into a net positive for America and China.

Sort of the thing Soros (I HATE him) was warning about...damn him for being right...

>>671580

doesn't cheap money encourage tourism and trade? I'm not following really. How does asia make on this?

>>671629
Airbus. Possibly Volvo. The shift goes to a more geographically stable region. Tourism drops in unstable countries...and Europe was already treading on thin ice with the Muslim riots.

Whatever y'll niggas doing in iceland needs to stop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEffyrJyD1M

>>671580
You're full of shit. Germany was the leading exporter of goods worldwide until 2 years ago. Only a few Mediterranean countries heavily rely on tourism.
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2078rank.html

bye bye Europe, you won't be missed.

-love america

Don't we have any propeller planes left?

I hear the airlines are already asking for some bailout from the European Union. You guys doing that bailout for the other companies sure was a good idea. Now everyone wants one.

Whoever said Europe relies on tourism only is retarded.

Oh that's too bad. I'm sorry Europe I hope this doesn't last that long.

>>671723
>Whoever said Europe relies on tourism only is an american.

fix'd

HOW LONG WILL THIS DISRUPT TRAVEL?

I WANNA REAALLLY fuck with 2 people I know who have online relationships. Guy lives in NC, chick lives in finland

Definitely caused by man made climate change

>>671734

>HOW LONG WILL THIS DISRUPT "FLIGHT" TRAVEL?

There are other modes of transport people will just have to adapt or is adaptation too difficult a concept for relgiousfags

Currently due to volcano
*My father is stranded in Germany
*My sister has to send 27 people to their home countries after an international contest. The contestants and trainers were from all around europe, and they are aged 18-20, so the hosts cannot just tell them to look after themselves. However they were staying in Conrad and the extra cost is building up, so they can't just keep them here until planes start going again. Also you have to look after these kids for the duration of their stay because, who knows what'll happen if they decide to have a walk around town by themselves.
*My mother was going to take her students to Moscow and St Petersburg for touristic purposes, their plane is due tomorrow but it is still uncertain whether they will o or, if they do, whether if they can make it back.
*I'm staying at home for the foreseeable future and am on 4chan.
We are in Istanbul by the way.
So, fuck you Iceland. Fuck you because you blow shit up.

>>671746

Sooo your saying if she wants to come to americuhhh

she'll have to buy a very expensive train ticket to say italy, then fly over here?

FUCK YEAUH

>>671754

I heard istanbul is beautiful this time of year

how is it there?

>my face when Libertarian Amerifags think that the US economy will be fine without European goods and tourism and the US's biggest trading partner

>>671768

>my face when Libertarian Amerifags think that the US economy will be fine without European goods

All the stuff I've bought says made in china

More volcanoes? Krieg

>>671754
Because it was Iceland that sent up the bomb to make the volcano blow, amirite?

>>671763
Weather is fine, no ash so far... But I was in the shitty old Sirkeci Main train station, which has only 1 train that goes to Bucharest, I think, every night. So hundreds of tourists from EU are waiting to get on that old and slow train. It is already booked for today and tomorrow though. Buses are also full.
I don't know what will happen, it is much better to be in Germany or France with their super advanced railway system you can go from one place to another fairly easily. In turkey, if you can't take the plane, you are stuck with the shitty old train and bus lines, not even a speed train.
I hear there are also thousands of tourists stuck in Antalya airport too.

>>671786
I guess they wanted to take revenge upon the EU for not helping them out with their fucked up economy the last summer.

Damn terrorists, flying planes into Volcanos now. They'll stop at nothing!

>>671819

Continents can't burn!

Aww, and I've got a flight to Rome in mid-May to visit my grandparents.

>>671819
PLANES DON'T MAKE VOLCANOES EXPLODE! EYJAFJALLAJOKULL WAS AN INSIDE JOB! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

>>671734
Sorry brah
>Several European airports have re-opened - including those in Austria, Estonia, Finland, Hungary and Turkey.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8629127.stm

>>671856

Can't wait for the planes to start falling from the skies!

>>671768
Most trade is stil done by boat. I think the few things Europe does well enough to be worth buying will still get here via the sealanes.
Just in case, i better stock up on cheese and chocolate, though.

Fuck yer largest railway wagons in the world.

Europa will rise united, Europa will rise stonger with an new sense of duty! we will rise from the ashes and we will expand east and south into the lands of the untermensch, we will ravage the globe like an saavge wind, No one will escape our fury.

Pic related it's europe in 3 weeks

>>671856

FUCCCCK I HATE FINLAND

BREAKING NEWS

Second volcano has started erupting lol

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7545983/

>>671768
China is not in yurop

>>671895
Iceland, you master troll.

>>671895

OH WE ARE FUCKED NOW

Icelands Helka volcano is going asplodey

>>671746 There are other modes of transport people will just have to adapt or is adaptation too difficult a concept for relgiousfags

does not compute

>>671895
Wait, Hekla? Wasn't it supposed to be Katla?

In before Katla erupts next.

>>671928

Iceland is saving the biggest for last

>>671895


troll. No news on MSNBC about a second volcano blowing

>>671965

No it's confirmed

they had it in Breaking news with a red banner.

>>671965
yep thats not it, try this one.
>Europe flights to restart in ‘caution zones’
UK, France and Germany break impasse; new plume from second volcano
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36637380/ns/travel-news/
not the same guy, btw

http://www.businessinsider.com/hekla-volcano-erupting-2010-4

>>670853
>16th of April
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8630455.stm
>19th of April

PROTIP: people are getting worked up over a few days of no air travel.

You know the feeling when it's really snowy outside and you hope class is over but then the snow stops falling and it starts to rain and melt the snow? Yeah I've got that feeling. This volcano is starting to become a HUGE disappointment. I want a nuclear winter.

There is a Hekla thread over here
>>671909

THE PAIN OF LOVE WILL LAST FOREVER

ALSO ENJOY YOUR VOLCANO FAGGOTS

>>672028

>PROTIP: people are getting worked up over a few days of no air travel.

You realise that thousands of flights have been disrupted?

It take at least a week to get things back to normal

>>672045
A week? I was hoping for a year of no air travel. That'd be REALLY interesting.

>>672045

>It take at least a week to get things back to normal

You do realize a second volcano just started erupting. Its going to take more than a week.

>>672066

Plus the first one hasn't stopped erupting.

Thorvaldur Thordarson?

WHY ISN'T THAT MY NAME???

>>672090
I do hope we'll have this for 60 years.

so we can have Zeppelins again, and those funny Dutch people
moving back to South America again.

>>672123
Because you're not Icelandic or Old Norse!

This isn't fair. All you middle class fucks have had a life time of cheap jet setting and as soon as I'm in the position to become a middle class fag myself, all the hipsters have stopped flying.

>>671090
>>671090
>>671090
>>671090
>>671090
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS

IM GLAD SOMEONE SAID IT

no more european cock sucking faggots in my MURIKUH

Devourer of souls.

>>672158
Fuck you.
Island is the anus of Europe.
sooner or later you will have shit flying ove Amercuh

>>671673
It was the norse voodoo independence rally with guest speaker Dutty Bokmann that caused the volcano!

what?

>attention whoring scientists coming out of the woodwork with outrageous press-released theories that they forcefully work their names and university location into

IF I SEE THOSE FUCKING POLAKS ONE MORE TIME...

WTF ICELAND, NIGGAS IS RELEASING A SHITLOAD OF CO2 INTO THE AIR GOD DAMNIT

>>672934
Carbon tax that shit! Oh wait, they're already broke!

>>672934
Don't worry the free market will fix it.

>>672958
Iceland be bitches and whores.

On a serious note, this may be the end of the airline industry as we know it. No more short airplane trips between European country to European country, investing all the money that was for airplane subsides towards trains...

I'm actually looking forward to this...

>>673074
Please, this isn't the end of airplane travel, don't be ridiculous.

>>673089
its gonna tank for sure however

>>673089
Think about it, the airpline industry are losing a lot of money from this: To the tune of $250 million a day. This situation has been going on for 5 days so if you multiply those five days, the industry has lost $1.25 billion dollars.

>>673124
Still peanutes to them.

>>672090