Poland cannot into space.

Entire familly just woke me up yelling, he was ass anyway.

God is punishing Poland for Poland Ball.

Let's see what will happen now ...

Jews did it

Poland hates Russia and vice versna, it happened on Russian airport, welcome in WW3.

Actually news in /new/? Unbelievable

lol

>>584810
Pierdolnij się w baniak pajacu pierdolony. To że był chujowym prezydentem nie znaczy że był chujowym człowiekiem pedale jebany.

nobody likes poland anyway yes fellow anons?

die from germany

ut oh

They tried to into space

>>584822
L2english, fellow comrade. I hated him.

>>584822 my translation
Fuck the fucking pot pajacu. The fact that he was chujowym president does not mean it was fucking chujowym man pedal.

no clue what that means

>>584829
Well, I hope you and your family dies too.

Gee, I wonder how the plane crashed.

as an ethnic pole, I'm glad my great great grandparents escaped into canada from that backwards place.

seriously, just look at POLACK FORCE ONE, thats the piece shit the motherfucking president flies on?

Might be a good thing, actually. Right now he mostly got into conflicts with the parliament and government, both controlled by the opposing parties.

Zakład, że żałoba będzie trwała rok?

>>584843
Nie ma kto ogłosić, w sumie marszałek sejmu ale.

Just as planned...

Did Poland not go along with the ACTA treaty?

>>584837
it's not that bad, Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni flies economy class

Yiff in hell, furfag. For our fellow friends from other countries who gives a shit, he was president who wanted to backward poland and wanted citizens not to use english.

They thought they already land, but not yet and turn off engines

Stop speaking polish, please. You are not alone on world, poles.

lol polacks don't know how to fly a plane.

protip: don't fly into the ground or else you'll die

Fucking trees and fog and airport.

>>584848
nobody cares about the ACTA, only a few countries are capable of actually enforcing it if it goes into effect

Dumb Polak pilot landed on a cloud.

>>584831
Something like: Fuck you, the fact that he was an awful president doesn't mean he was an awful man, faggot

>>584854
>I thought I was funny, but not really and i am fag

fixed for you

I'm going to assume this was just an accident, presidents aren't invincible and this most likely happened by chance.

I really hope the world (i.e. Russia and some stupid conspiracy theorists) doesn't start arguing about WHODIDITOMG

In Soviet Russia, the plane crash you.

>>584860

And you know this, how?

>>584856
>on world
>na świecie
Widzę co zrobiłeś tu (I see what you did there)

>>584865
Russian Jews did it.

And Tusk.

>>584864
poor poland ball

the fuck does everyone have against the polish?

>>584825
as a matter of fact nobody likes Germany either probably because of WW2

>>584875
We're doing it for teh lulz.

>>584875
They hate you for your freedom.

>>584875
They don't know how to fly a plane, that's whats wrong.

Fuck, for I moment I thought it was Lech Walesa

TVN: Wedlug wstepnych ustalen samolot sie rozbil.

>no shit.

Poland
Highest average IQ in Europe.
True story, bro.

>>584881
Fuck you're dumb

>>584881
Too bad it wasn't.

>Report: Polish president's plane crashes in Russia
>plane crashes in Russia
>Russia

There solved, Russians did it

>They were in Russia to mark the 70th anniversary of the Katyn massacre, when Soviets killed thousands of Poles.

Oh god, it just gets better

>>584875
Second poorest country in the world. As far as I'm aware, nothing to take note of has ever come out of it.

How long until liberals blame this on America?

>>584846
Prepare the troops, we attack at noon.

TVN24 podaje że nikt nie przeżył
Najważniejsze osoby w państwie, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And so begin World War 3, you can't imagine how Russia and Poland hate themselves.

>>584889
there's plenty of other countries like that though, and because they're poor makes a good reason to hate?

>>584884
or they have the easiest IQ test in Europe

One of the men on board was head of Poland's national bank.

Good thing you have a spare

>>584894
Najważniejsze osoby, tzn. był tam cały rząd? Kurwa.

>>584888
I lol'd

>>584888

>888

CHINA IS RESPONSIBLE

FUCK! I was planning to visit Warsaw tommorow. I wonder what it'll be like.

assasination, terrorist attack by Mossad

"Na pokładzie samolotu byli – oprócz prezydenta z małżonką - między innymi szef NBP Sławomir Skrzypek, wicemarszałek, szef IPN Janusz Kurtyka, posłowie, kilku biskupów. Najważniejsze osoby w państwie."

>szef IPN
>szef NBP
>kilku biskupów
>wicemarszałek

...

Poland cannot into above ground

2010/04/12: NEOSOVIETS ANNEX POLAND

>>584884
If that's true, why is Poland a shithole?

>>584902
Biskupi, prezes NBP, prezes IPN, w chuj posłów, wice marszałek no człowieku

polfags queoting polish news, gtfo. or translate

and so it begins. down to the basement lets dust off the old SS uniforms, people

1 of them must have been a Jew

>>584917
>Biskupi

whatthefuckiamreading.jpg

shot down by russia cause of U.S. relations.

>>584918
they're talking about how there was a fucking lot of other important people on board (people from the government, that is)

>>584885
>implying anyone considered dumb even knows who Lech Walesa was

POLAND STRONG

holy shit!!

Oh shit, the Head Army General of Poland died too.

Polandball rolled to the front of the plane

>>584889
>Second poorest country in the world.
Wrong

>As far as I'm aware
You aren't, you base your perceptions on deep ignorance, prejudice and need for self-assurance by dehumanizing others

Great.

New election, new goverment, new shit, propably new war. Fuck, why Kaczynski and co. didn't go to Smolensk by car? Or chopper?

It had to be a sabotage. I can't believe what's happening.

>>584925
Stupid poles.

wp.pl już ogłosiło śmierć prezydenta.

>>584939
thank you

just as plenty years ago... a trouble with landing, the plane hits a tree and crashes... history likes to repeat

>>584889
>implying Poland is poorer than Africa or South America

code geas "kaczyński unit has been destroyed"

Welcome in Battlefield 2142: Nato vs PAC

>>584940
War? Why the fuck? Only the people we already know as unhinged will claim it was something other than an accident.

I think Russia is a pretty cool guy. eh assassinates Polock presidents and doesnt afraid of anything.

crashed you say?

"Reports say that the plane on final approach literally fell out of the sky and hit the runway. Nothing was left of the plane" At least what I heard on the radio here.

<- next

>>584940

Actually, he government in Poland isn't controlled by the president, but the parliament, with prime minister and all.

Russian here, so jealous of you, Poles. If only all our government could fit into one plane...

>>584952
you mean NATO vs SCO
(Shanghai Cooperation Organisation)

>>584939
Shit. I meant second poorest in Europe

>>584956

Pretends to be a libertarian but supports initiation of violence to violate free mobility and free expression.

So, I guess there are Poles in here. Wasn't this guy exactly what you needed for your foreign affairs after the Kaczynskis?
And do you have viable alternatives for the reelection, if this guy is really dead?

>>584946
>>584925
>Implying if Airforce One went down you wouldn't lose half of the major political figures in the US.

>>584940
on their knees

>>584963
Dude. If you're not using a proxy, enjoy your governmental arrest.

There was supposed to be an election this year anyway.

Polfag here.

Best News Ever!

>>584969
>viable alternatives for the reelection

Kaczynski v 2.0 (aka Jaroslaw Kaczynski, twin brother or spare copy)
Tusk (Kaczynski nemesis)
Korwin-Mikke (nobody likes him, cause he's the only good guy)

>>584969
Yes, now we will get European president who at least speaks english

If sovie... i meant russian plane would crashed in poland WW3 would be SOOO near

FUCK THIS SHIT

I wanted to go to a concert in a week, now it most likely will be cancelled

>>584969
What guy?

update:

"Smolensk regional governor Sergei Antufiev told Russian TV that no-one had survived. "

>>584985
It is near now

>>584967
That'll be Georgia. But it's too late anyway, you are already got pwned.

>>584918
>The most important people
>bishops

>>584967
Either way, that's not saying much.

Unless you're including East Europe

Finally, the democrats have remembered.

>>584969
Last time I've seen the list of presidential candidates they were all either limpdicks, idiots or unpopular.

Election this year...poland and russia...do you see the connections? First they assasinated nodar kumaritashvili, the GEORGIAN, now the POLISH president.

What do you think think Lech Kaczynski's face looked like when he was told a polack would be flying the plane?

Holz fuck, I just got recived SMS from buddy "President is dead PS. True story".

ZOMG, APRIL FOOL

[']

wpisujcie miasta!
glinojeck.

I think Poland is a pretty cool guy. eh can't fly planes for jack-shit and doesnt afraid of anything.
>>584954

132 dead now, looks like an /new/ highscore.
President, his wife; former president; fuckload of politicians, like Institute of National Remembrance's chairman and National Bank of Poland's chairman; few ministers; Polish Olympic's Comitee's chairman (?); HEAD OF FUCKING POLISH MILITARY and many, many more.

NOBODY from current main party, doesn't look suspicious, doesn't it?

>>584978

Ugh, I see you know a lot about politics

>>585005
Don't forget about bishops! Bishops!

>>585005

yeah.. ut oh

>>585005
Fuck, how big was the plane? If it's in OP's post, it doesn't look that big.

I think the one in OP's post might be Travis Barker's and DJ AM's

MY CAT WAS ON THIS PLANE, HE WILL NEVER HISS AT MY PENIS AGAIN

>>584968
>Pretends to be a libertarian but supports initiation of violence to violate free mobility and free expression.

>implying i don't embrace all aspects of being human
>implying that means i don't like to break shit from time to time

Plane was almost 90 years old. It was...Russian Tupolev

It means... anarchy?

>>584803

Poland just sold a 46% share in its stock exchange, it was an inside job, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

March 9 (Bloomberg) -- Poland sold 46.7 percent of Lubelski Wegiel Bogdanka SA, the country’s only publicly traded coal producer, bringing the government’s sale of state assets this year to about a fifth of its minimum target.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601013&sid=aq137QqV0RLo

>>585014
i thought the same thing

And nothing of value was lost.

>>585023
Almost! It was still in good shape, you know. Wings, hull, engine, etc. was still functional.

More or less...

>>585014
ofc op doesn't have a real pic, man, how would he

Next update on radio. Looks like the plane hooked a tree on landing.

>>585005
>President, his wife; former president; fuckload of politicians, like Institute of National Remembrance's chairman and National Bank of Poland's chairman; few ministers; Polish Olympic's Comitee's chairman (?); HEAD OF FUCKING POLISH MILITARY and many, many more.

Holy fucking dicks. Heartfelt condolences from Germany, Poland. Best of luck in rearranging that shit, I'm sure you can do it.

>>585005

The people from the main party were busy fixing the country.

Oh holy fucking shit.

In Katyn Forest people are praying. Damn, religion will not help you guys.

ah yes..shitland.

I hope you won't recover
//Deutschland

>>585005
>>585005

List of passengers (from tvn24.pl)

Lech Kaczyński

Maria Kaczyńska

Ryszard Kaczorowski, ostatni prezydent RP na uchodźstwie

Jerzy Szmajdziński, wicemarszałek Sejmu, poseł SLD

Władysław Stasiak, szef kancelarii prezydenta

Aleksander Szczygło, szef BBN

Paweł Wypych, prezydencki minister

Mariusz Handzlik

Andrzej Kremer

szef sztabu generalnego WP gen. Franciszek Gągor

Andrzej Przewoźnik

Grzeogrz Dolniak

Przemysław Gosiewski

Zbigniew Wassermann

Janusz Kochanowski

Sławomir Skrzypek

Janusz Kurtyka

bp Tadeusz Płoski

>>585017
>implying all aspects of being human are worth being embraced
>implying poor excuses

wow, wtg russia. they sure have been laying the law down lately, killing off the polish president and getting rid of the kyrgyzstan leader

God damn these "24/7" news channel, showing repeats is not news, where is my BREAKING NEWS segment

Have to wait 1 1/2 more hours for actual news

thats the plane

OMG TEH USSR IS BACK

I laughed.

In Russian news it says there was a foggy weather and the pilot was offered to land in Mink or Moscow, but he he tried to land in Smolensk anyway and hitched a tree on a 4th try. Not 100% checked information...

>>585014

well i'm not going to have a picture of the real crash. I just typed in plane crash into google and came up with that

If i was going to take a pic of the real crash i'd be thrown in jail before i could even press the button.
But you're right, it is travis barkers plane in the pic

>>585051
Polish news go on about the fogg too

>>585051
Bullshit. Poland here, wow, there will be world war between our countries mate. 4 times? Offered to land in Moscow/Minsk? you lie.

>>585042
>implying i'm not perfect

>>585046
CNN.com only broke the news less than half an hour ago.
I fuckin' heard it from /b/ first.
*gives himself a facepalm*

>>585031
The time has come my fellow Poles to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole capitulating only to a single throne. And from that throne, I shall watch over you.

....

>>585055
It was assanination by evil Trees And Fog.

>>585058
>implying you're not a HUGE faggot

>>585055
not >>585051, just interested...
what are you basing your assumption of this not being the truth on?

>>585060

I thought he wanted to remain a prime minister?

>>585053
Ok, cool

>>585059
Dude, 4chan is the place, when you will find all information. True or false, that doesn't matter.

>>585060
Not a chance, Mengsk!

>>585055
here's the source, you can try online translators if you want...
http://www.interfax.ru/society/txt.asp?id=131754

>>585059
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/04/10/poland.president.plane.crash/index.html?iref=allsearch

Poland does have troops fighting with and for the US against the terrorists in the middle east. I know they also received threats. Maybe it really was a terror attack.

that's what you get for flying your top 87 people on a rusty piece of junk.

better get the black box

>"As it was preparing for landing, the Polish president's aircraft did not make it to the landing strip," he said.

>"According to preliminary reports, it got caught up in the tops of trees, fell to the ground and broke up into pieces. There are no survivors in that crash.

>"We are clarifying how many people there were in the [Polish] delegation. According to preliminary reports, 85 members of the delegation and the crew."

>The BBC's Adam Easton in Warsaw says the president was flying in a Tupolev 154, a plane that was designed in the 1960s and capable of carrying more than 100 passengers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8612825.stm

>>585069
Yes, because if he was a president he would have to give up so much power. But a God-Emperor of Poland? It's an entirely different matter.

>>585080
they wanted to buy new planes, but all news were like 'president wants to waste our money on new planes'

>>585080
Hey, it wasn't rusty, it was newly refurbished and as they said, "it didn't look that bad".

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=
1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dziennik.pl%2Fwydarzenia%2Farticle583796%2FRozbil_sie_samolot_prezydenta_Ni
kt_nie_przezyl.html&sl=pl&tl=en

>>585086
lol. Now he sure showed 'em

i'm from poland and it's good that this motherfucker Kaczyński dies

>>585088
Disaster in Smolensk
Presidential plane crashed. No one survived

>>584901

lol'd

INSIDE JERB

pictureofputin.jpg

Breaking news: It is now raining in Warsaw.

kurwa mać

Poland cannot into space
but Poland can into world headlines

>>585080
russian aircraft are extremely reliable, when maintained properly.
it was most likely pilot error.

>>585094
He's dead? No! ;_;

Sky just went black in Warsaw and there is massive rain. God don't exist?

>>585098
Out of my window I see people dancing and fucking on the streets, it's like Mardi Gras here.

Good riddance.

German fags pwned by Turkey woohooo! \o/

>Kaczynski was 60.

Well, if Logan's Run was real, he would have been dead 25 years ago

>>585105
Yup, God don't exist. If he exist, Kaczynski would die on ground without wasting good plane.

He was ending his office this year anyway. Technically could have been re-elected, but wouldn't have enough support for that.

>>585114
I lol'ed

fuck you 4chan

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, POLAND?

seems they're not lying about the heavy fog

http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/26781.html

>>585117
Yeah, but what about all the other officials that got smoked?

>He also promoted currently under construction museum of Polish Jews in Warsaw by donating city land to the project.

Good riddance

>>584956

The Vultures have seen enough!

Clear the skies!

>>585121
see >>585114

Did the Polish President die?
Was this an assassination?

>>585117
I bet people would support him now

>>585128
Yes, the assasins were fog and trees

lol, looks like being huge god fanboys didn't help you polefags at the slightest.

>>585129

I bet they will

To my fellow polish people:
now we're fucked, prepare to welcome shitload of muslims like in rest of europe, prepare to welcome shitload of faggots adopting children like in rest of europe, prepare to new era because on this plane were people who fought with this shit. Fuck this shit i'm emigrating to south america.

>>585138
I lol'd

>>585140
>implying South America is better

Russia will get a lot of dirt for this, years of grudge, and eveyone will blame them when there's nature or a drunk polak pilot to blame

CIA

>>585140


>I don't want to become a 1st world nation

oh you!

silly polandball

>>585140
at least the fucking church will shrivel and die, faggot.

so I heard the tree was promoted to major

live on tv

>>585129
Actually, given what president does in Poland, a dead person in office wouldn't be that bad.

live

>>585140
rusfag here. the only reason i respect poles is because they keep that muslim/ nigger shit out of their country. if that disappears, the you truly will end up the niggers of europe.

Ja pierdole, kilka umyslowych ameb ktorych uwazalem za znajomych juz zaczyna stawiac swieczki jako opis gg.

Russia may take the heat for this crash, but we all know the real culprit.

>>585166

[*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*]

U mad?

hee hee hee

are they ok ?

>>585165
Don't worry. We're racist enough to keep them out on our own.

We all know who did it.

>>585164
>>585160
>10, April

What the fuck is that?

>>585166
Those are dynamite sticks. It's a call for revolution. We'll never have a better opportunity.

>>585167
Fucking sharks

>>585168
[[*]]

Znicz.

>>585177
germany

>>585177
0/10

>>585145
>implying most Poles aren't grateful

List of most important passengers:
Lech Kaczyński (president)
Maria Kaczyńska (president's wife)
Ryszard Kaczorowski (former president)
Jerzy Szmajdziński (vicemarshal of Sejm <house of parliament>)
Władysław Stasiak (Office of the President of the Republic of Poland's chairman)
Aleksander Szczygło (National Security Bureau's chairman)
Paweł Wypych (President's minister)
Andrzej Kremer (viceminister of Foreign Affairs)
General Franciszek Gągor (Chief of the General Staff of the Polish Army = chief of the fucking Army)
Andrzej Przewoźnik (ex-chairman of Institute of National Remembrance)
Grzegorz Dolniak (ex-chairman of Poland's current main party)
Przemysław Gosiewski (former vice-prime minister of Poland)
Zbigniew Wassermann (former minister-member of Ministers' Council)
Janusz Kochanowski (Polish Ombudsman = man with most political possibilities
Sławomir Skrzypek (chairman of National Bank of Poland)
Janusz Kurtyka (chairman of Institute of National Remembrance)
Families of soldiers murdered at Katyń.
Assistance of politicians.
Crew of plane.
Archbishop, bishops, priests.
And many more, I can't find the whole list.

Overally, about 130 people now. THIS is /new/ highscore.
Also Polfags, remember "Ekipa"? It was 13-episode TV serial, where in episode 12 president crashed his plane and died in 13th...
...Not before ensuring that biggest scumbags go to jail. How I'd love to have that repeated, even though I didn't seriously wanted that to happen before.

>Kaczyński banned the Warsaw gay movement parade in 2004 and 2005, locally known as the Parada Równości, stating the lack of necessary documentation by organisers as the reason but also saying the parade would promote a "homosexual lifestyle". He also cited as reasons for the ban security measures, it being offensive to public morals and the fact that the parade coincided with the unveiling of a monument to general Tadeusz Bór-Komorowski. In 2004 his opponents called his actions unconstitutional and he has been repeatedly criticised by the Mazowieckie voivodeship administration, which officially supervises the Mayor of Warsaw. In 2005, he allowed a counter-demonstration, the "Parade of Normality."

I was all like

>HOLY FUCK I'M GONNA POST THIS ON /NEW/ AND BE THE FIRST ONE

226 POSTS

>Fuck...

>>585192
>implying most of Poles care

>>585196
FUCK YEAH!

>>585193
>Crew of plane.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;

Live coverage on Russian TV, something I just found out I had with Time Warner

>>585203
lol

It's pretty sad that 4chan is a more reliable news source than all of the cable networks put together.

>>585196
>implying this is a bad thing

>>585208
It is

>>585198
...good point.

>>585211
Get out homo.

>>585208
The polish sound like geniuses

>>585206
how is it sad?

>>585193
>Archbishop, bishops, priests.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

>>585214
> Get out homo
> 4chan


might as well tell the weebo's to leave next

>>585108
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!! GET YOURSELF SOME PUSSY!!!

From TV: "There was never such a disaster in Polish history..."


...I don't know, I thought wars and failed uprisings were kinda worse.

>>585222
Look at the deviants on 4chan compared to the devian- oh never mind

>>585228
getting invaded by germany and them folding like a leaf never happened in their books then. cool.

>>585228
onet.pl calls it "the greatest tragedy in history". silly onet

>cause of crash: trees

My ass.

Intlleigent people of /new/, why did the Russians take out the majority of the Polish government?

>>585228
>>585228

But now people fall from sky! And die! Without fighting! The trees, fog and ground kill 'em!

This is sad. Very sad only.

>>585239
for the lulzs

>>585239
>Implying it wasn't the Polish citizens themselves that did it.

>>585239
Because Putin can do it.

>>585228
>There was never such a disaster in Polish history...

oh wait, gen. Sikorski

>>585239
profit

it crashed during 4th landing attempt, so they say
fog and lack of skills?