I'm stuck between Labour and Lib Dems.

Just anything to keep Cameron out.

Tory, Labour are fagot who ruined the country, lib dems are just centerists and bland.

>>550215
labour are shit. dont vote for them.

All the tories seem to care about is the deficit, I don't give a shit about it. It's better the country being in debt and its people, and the best way to get rid of it not swigening cuts but improving our GDP.

Plus, it's not even that bad in the first place.

I'm voting Lib Dem, just to piss people off.

Suck it.

BNP

If I were in the UK, I'd vote Labour. Gordon seems to know what he's doing - despite having the personality of a plank of wood.

>>550303
he sold off all our gold reserves when the market for gold was at it's worst ever, and cost us £6billion

if he's intentionally trying to destroy the country, then yeah, he knows what he's doing

Lib Dems. Never voting Tory, fuck voting for Labour.

Everyone should vote Lib Dems rather than writing them off. It would be hilarious if they actually managed some degree of power. They'd have to come up with some actual policies other than the opposite of what the government says.

i'm voting for respect party

lib dems are anti-net neutrality, they support the 3 strikes piracy policy

Labour fucked up their handling of the recession
Tories want to cut future spending which will worsen it
So probably Lib Dems

>>550348

>>550320

that's what you get when you give the government the power to manipulate economies and act like like a business.

"OLOLOL BRITAIN IS NOW A MUSLIM STATE/95% OF BRITAINS POPULATION IS MUSLIM"

Actually over 90% of the British population is white. The rest is shared by Muslims, blacks and chinese. Our

national anthem is still "God Save the Queen" (a song we dedicated to Freddy Mercury).

"YOU ALL GET SPIED ON, THERE'S CCTV CAMERAS EVERYWHERE"

It's true that we have a lot of CCTV cameras, but the vast majority of those are run by private businesses and

individuals, who bought them to deter criminals from stealing their shit. The government isn't spying on us

en-masse.

"YEAH... WELL... IF YOU AREN'T A MUSLIM STATE NOW, YOU SOON WILL BE"

Hah, yeah, I've heard that before, back in the 60s and 70s when the Indians/Pakistanis started moving here.

Did they take over the country? Nope.

In summary, you're ignorant fags.

Voting Lib Dem, hung parliament maybe? Cameron's a smug cunt and Labour is systematically destroying Britain.

>>550372
Same here.

>>550360

One of the better posts on /new/ in awhile.

The Lib Dems are going to become an actual party. Everyone hates Labour but can't bring themselves to vote for Tories especially while they've still got a smug Eton cunt in charge. That leaves The Lib Dems if you want your vote to actually matter.

Britain is a shithole of a country anyway

green

Vote for anything but Labour.

>>550360
Stop being sensible!

>>550360
Nobody was even making those claims until you posted that you insecure britfag.

This thread is now about Banned in Britain.

>Butter knives - banned in Britain

Haha, the tories just admitted they don't even know their own policies yet.

Freedom of speech: Banned in Britain

Muslims - Tolerated in Britain

>>550390
No.

Only longer.

>>550453
>>550468
>>550473
Americans: Don't know shit about anything

>>550477
Thats a pretty shitty comeback.

>>550479
Childrens TOYS - Banned in Britain

>>550482
Comeback?


I'm a third party.

>>550494
Okay.

America:
Mature enough to die in unjust wars: 17
Mature enough to drink alcohol: 21

I'll enjoy my muslims and no guns thanks.

I was watching the ITV luncthime news earlier and it had Nick Clegg talking about stuff with Vince Cable next to him glaring at him. It was such a contrast, Tony Blair 2 making the speech with god-Cable on the right.

>>550453
That shit was going to start anyway, it's the same in every thread on every board where "Britain" is mentioned.

My pre-emptive strike was worth it.

School massacres.
Banned in Britain.

amidoinitrite?

Labour here

>>550386

Would, but they are pretty much torn between the lulz and a serious political message (Like Private Eye) and the whole party has been fucked up since Screaming Lord Sutch died (Rest his crazy ass soul).

I helped a friend run for a council seat with them in 2005 and it was a nightmare because they now vet candidates thoroughly before election since they had a problem with BNP infiltrators (Some bitch ran with them in 2000 and got a seat in some country council. Turned out she was BNP all along and was using the MRLP to get a seat cause no one would vote BNP in the area) and they constantly check you wont run off or aren't trying to use them as a platform for another party. They always had a problem with NF and far right Greens in the 80's but its just really sad that they have to constantly check nowadays.

Its fun when you get going, people love it and you get out of your head drunk sometimes but it just becomes a hassle by the end just to keep a running joke going. If someone is running in your area, keep a tab on them because they might be fun to watch but I wouldn't vote for them anymore.

Voting Lib Dem in main election and Greens as a protest in council elections. Lib Dems are Bland centrists, yes, but fuck I want Cable as my Chancellor.

>>550348
For once i agree with them.

I think Lib Dems, but I'm not sure. My area has a excellent Labour MP and we're an incredibly contested seat (I think at the last election the majority was ~1% or something), so if I voted Lib Dem then the Tories would get in and their prospective candidate is a smarmy cunt, even by Conservative standards.

>>550695

The thing really is that for every useless and horrible Labour cunts like Margaret Hodge and Keith Vaz. They still have some good ones like Tom Watson and Jon Cruddas.

If the MP has been doing a good job in your area and has solid policies despite the party in general being shit. Vote for them anyway because its better for your area. Don't vote for someone else if their party seems better but they seem personally a twat.

I can't imagine anyone voting for Labour after they've turned Britain into a fascist police state.

Not that the Torys will be much better, but at least they're a change.

>>550728

Yeah that's my dilema. My MP is David Drew (Stroud) and while he's an all-round excellent MP (isn't afraid to go against the party line if it's what's best for his constituents, claimed some of the lowest expenses in Parliament, etc.), I'm getting sick of the direction that Labour as a party is taking, and I don't want to see another 4 or 5 years of Labour rule. Ideally I'd see Lib Dems in charge, however far-fetched it sounds.

But then I want a Tory government even less, and given how contested Stroud is, every vote really does count and voting for Lib Dems would make me instrumental in any Conservative success. And Neil Carmicael, prospective Conservative MP is such a twat.

Has anyone had a political canvasser yet?
I don't even know the names, let alone the policies of my local representatives. For this reason I've decided to vote for the first person to come knocking. Political canvassing is important. I want to know the person I'm voying for.

>>550793

Sucks man. But you really have to vote for what you think is best for your area first before considering the bigger picture countrywide. Labour does have good MP's buried beneath the shit the entire party has laid out and if you are lucky enough to have one, you should try keep them in.

>>550785

You will probably see them in the next week. Best way to do it is to have a list of questions beside your door that you want to ask if you want to talk to the canvaser. Also have a really tough "Stinger" question ready for each party and see what their reaction is.

Its fun and you can really get the true intentions of a party if you mess around with them.

vote for these guys britfags

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_Libertarian_Party

BNP BABY

>>552250
>Libertarian
they were sounding good up until this point

>>552290

Might be worth noting they aren't running any candidates.

>>552250

Nick Griffin is a big baby. Thanks for reminding us.

I have no respect or trust for any of the parties, it's all shit.

So I'll vote BNP just to be a faggot.

>>552250

Don't listen to Flower Girl. No one likes him. Libertarians are little children who want government to magically only do what it approves of, but still wants government on some vague undefined and differing from person to person level.

Vote Green Party. These people know what's up on every issue. They'll create energy infrastructure. FUCK. The Greens are the only ones without completely regressive and draconian policies.

>>552336

Eh, they are a mixed bag. Most of their policy is solid and they have the best drugs and crime policy but economic policy wise, they are weak.

I am considering them though, will depend if they stand in my area but Lib Dem seems first choice for me so far.

labour or liberal, because I'm not a fag

I don't know, I haven't researched their manifestos yet.

>>550348
I'm with the niqabs on that one

Is there a party that will strip us of civilisation, and allow us to cultivate our own crops whilst walking around naked and making unintelligible sounds?

Tories: SSDD. Cameron is like Blair 2.0-a shiny new inerface but does pretty much the same. I've had little time for the Tories most of my life, and this little fart is unlikely to change my mind.They have been just as bad as Labour in the exies scandal, are funded by a atx dodger and still carry the whiff of Eton, Oxford and shower room bummings. Odds on favourite even if they've scuffed thier lead a bit recently.
Lib Dem's: The Duke of Wellington famously Barracked the Liberal government nominations in 1890 by yelling 'WHO? WHO?' everytime someone was announced for the cabinet. The same can be said of thier descendants. I can't tell one from the other and thier agenda seems so nannying and limp wristed I'm afraid to read it in case it starts crying. Also quit whining about Proportional Representation-it'll never happen as it leads to more hung parliments than a South American Revolution.

Greens- Some nice ideas but most of thier policies don't gel much with real life. Also there REALLY is a limit to how much I can do. beond becoming Captain Planet.
SNP-Alec Salmond and Hugo Chavez. Never see them together do you? Just saying...
Honestly, I do not give a tinkers cuss if Scotland is independant of the evil English and thier money grubbing ways. TBH if we WERE independant we'd be recieving aid packages from Chile round about now. Then again some people are sure Glasgow has had it's own 8.8 quake. That's just Govan though.
BNP-Oh fuck off. At least the actual, admitted Nazi's had fashion sense and sweet little cars.

UKIP-Eh. On one hand-I agree we really should have more debate about the EU. On the other the fact they have formed a bloc in the EU Parliment with some seriously right wing bastards make me wonder-are they any better than the BNP? Or just better at keping schtum?
Respect/Veritas-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fuck 'em all.

I would probably vote Lib Dem, but where I live I'm worried about Labour getting in, so I'll be voting CONSERVATIVE

>>552730

Farage is much better at hiding his crazy ass back benchers but his party has a more libertarian influence and he brings the crazy himself at times. Party is probably going to fracture some more post election when they cant decide a direction on where to go.

Surprisingly good welfare policy though with a focus on not just getting people back to work but giving more kids a chance at university. Far less BOOTSTRAPS than the BNP anyway.

BNP, I don't want Britain getting any browner.

Sinn Fein

But even in Northern Ireland, there ain't one good party to vote for

>>553038

Adding to that, as it gets worse it will be more difficult to solve as nonwhites will have a larger and larger voting block and will of course support policies that will import other nonwhites.

If you don't want Britain turning shitcolored act now as in the future you won't be able to fix it.

>>553063

Go back to your grave Enoch. No one cares.

>>553087

>no one cares

BNP gains disagree with you.

The amount of butthurt over BNP gains by liberals also disagree with you.

>>553053
Its called UUP faggot

Harvey Keitel is running for Prime Minister?

NIfag here

Why isn't there a left wing party that wants to remain in the UK?

All the unionist partys are right wing cunts.

>>553139
Just vote UUP, DUP is pretty much a vote for Sinn Fein, and TUV are bigots.

UUP is th best option.

BNP

>>553158

They don't seem as bad as the other unionist parties, but they still support the war in Afghanistan + a bunch of other shit I don't agree with. Don't think I could bring myself to vote for them.

>>553112

Actually its called UCUNF (Ulster Conservatives and Unionists – New Force), ulster unionists realised their shit party ain't going anywhere so they sold out to the tories

>>553158

Why so big on the UUP?

>>553111

Since the start of this year 5 Councillors have left the BNP. And out of 11 local council elections across the UK this year the BNP has recived just 2,231 votes leading to a drop in voter share of over 50% in 3 years.

What gains?

Christopher Monckton!!!!

>>553139

You could vote PUP, but their only power base is east Belfast

And the Alliance Party are basically liberal unionists

>>553184
whats wrong with the war in Afghan?

>>553188
I am a true blue tory so now I can vote for them via the UUP

>>553203
I tend not to vote for the political wing of the UVF

>>553203

Alliance sound the most likely tbh.

>>553213

War is bad. Unless it's self defense.

>>553245
I guess it comes down to how you view the events that led to it, but I support that.

But the UUP are who I am throwing my lot in with

Lib Dem voter here.

Shitting bricks about the Digital Economy Bill. At least the Lib Dems wanted a debate about it.

>>553521

One Labour guy is trying to stop it as well (Tom Watson) as it would be a waste of money since BT and TalkTalk have already said if it passes that they would not comply and would drag it to the European Court of Human Rights who by current charter would strike it down pretty quick along with a lot of other bullshit British laws like the "Loli made illegal in Britain" law that just came in.

If it goes through, the next government is going to have a hell of a legal bill.

After living through the thatcher years I never want to see another tory government. Labour for me.