We've already seen the disastrous effects of SOCIALIZED pokecare! Not one of these pokecenters charges for care, and so WHAT HAPPENS? They go out and fight their pokemon for fun, and use WASTEFUL HEALING of ALL SIX pokemon even when only one is hurt! And who has to foot the bill for all of this? US, the TAXPAYERS.

Pokemon universe is the height of socialism. I mean, you don't need to pay for healthcare or anything!

So what if a few Pokeball malfunction? Thanks to the free market I can buy them by the truck load.

The rare candy market is bullshit. Everyone knows they have tons of it stockpiled but just drive up prices by releasing tiny amount of product a year. Fucking faggots.

Ash Ketchum is a faggot and a thief. I sure won't be supporting him in the upcoming pokelections.

Where did all those tax payer dollars end up? Why does the Oakist media refuse to report on it?

I love this thread.

>>503332
Oh and I suppose the pokedex would have filled itself? Ash EARNED his money by being the best. He also brought down team rocket! Are you seriously being that much of a conspiracy faggot?

YOU PEOPLE ARE IGNORING THE PROBLEM, GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING TO KILL ALL THE BIDOOFS

Pichu was dropped from my insurance

>>503350
We don't even NEED a pokedex you fool, it was created by big corporations solely for the purpose of grooming Ash for power.

NO BLOOD FOR MOONSTONE

>>503350
>implying Ash didn't illegally own animals

The unemployment rate continues to raise while kids that should be getting jobs are running off to be "the very best" at a blood sport that should have been left behind a long time ago. I suggest we make a legal age at which a person can become a pokemon trainer, maybe 30, and make it a crime for anyone to do battle outside a gym.

>>503396
GTFO team rocket sympathizer just butthurt over kids constantly kicking your ass.

Is Ash younger than 16?

If he is WE MUST JAIL THE POKESELLERS, pokemon sales to children are

BANNED IN BRITAIN

>>503396

Doing that would destroy the PokeEconomy

>this thread

so let me get this straigt, poketrainer make bets on their pokemon outside of a casino... isn't that illegal

>>503396
Statist. Government intervention has only ruined pokemon battling.

>>503375
This, do you fuckers actually know the paperwork involved with registration? Ash had a half assed macro print out all his paper work. All recent looks at this show most of the numbers and information were pulled out his ass. Seriously, most of his reports are two sentences at most that is not descriptive enough for registration to occur for most people.

Humans are being discriminated! There is not a single hospitals for humans in the entire world! All hospitals are dedicated to pokemon! What the fuck man??

Do they include local, state, and federal taxes in their charges?

>>503436
Lies, in 'A Chansey Operation', human hospitals are obviously there

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The little pokémon then decides to swallow an apple whole, which results in it passing out. With the nearest pokémon center being far away, they decide to take Pikachu to a human hospital, where "charming" Doctor Proctor reluctantly removes the apple.

Ash is gay. He travels with a hot girl in very, very short tight pants and yet he never ever fucks her.

>>503454
Do you really believe those lies on TV?

Go out to your nearest town and find the human hospital, protip it doesn't exsist.

The truth is there hasn't been one in years, it's just a dream upheld by big government and the pokemon industry to keep you down and fucking around with pokemon. Haven't you ever wondered why so many of our children drop out and the government does nothing? It's because it fuels the pokemon training economy.

They want our children stupid and full of dreams, dreams of becoming the best, with impossible tasks like "catching them all".

>>503476
He also travels with a bronze professional breeder and never fucks him.

Ash is on insurance... it's not free you niggers.

>>503510
No he isn't, his mom is a stay at home and his dad is long since out of the picture.

Probably living off welfare checks.

>>503510
Insurance subsidized by tax payer pokedollars.

Stop being so blind you faggot, Ash is ripping you off and you take it because the media refuses to tell you otherwise.

The whole Pokesystem is corrupt and needs to be brought down.

Archive this shit

Giovanni was right

AM I THE ONLY FIGHTING FOR POKEFREEDOM

You fucking slaveherders make me sick. Pokemon are not animals, they are equally as sentient as us and deserve freedom. They move your shit, they play your sports, they do everything you or I do.

Stop being speciest stormfags

THIS THREAD!!!

Its the outdated and rigid Pokestutions! Viva la Revolution!

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I smell horrendous samefag

>>503544
oh get the fuck out libfag.

We give unlimited welfare to pokemon, provide FREE TRAINING, FREE HEALTHCARE, they get better services than my daughter!

>>503544
Take your Oakist propaganda elsewhere faggot. I'm sick and tired of you idiots tearing our land apart with your bullshit social experiments. Teen pregnancy has skyrocketed since you people started pushing your nonsense in our school system.

POKEMON ARE NOT PEOPLE, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE FEELINGS.

>>503544
If pokemon are so smart why aren't they catching us?

God you PETP faggots are the worst.

Also Wailords are fucking delicious, and I hope they overfish them into extinction just so you can't taste them.

>>503544
Pokefag status: TOLD

You guys heard about that pokeporn bust?

A huge pokemon bestiality ring got shut down, apparently they had over 100 girls and 1000's of pokemon. Fucking disgusting what people will do.

I dont give a fuck what youy faggots say, Giovanni's getting my vote. Its about time someone stepped up to take control. All you hippies can go plant oddish with Erika.

>>503580
Just more reason why we must regulate the pokeconomy, we need to protect our children from this filth

How does Ash even get his pokemon if he is only 10? Didn't someone just get in trouble for selling a goldfish to a 14 year old?

Something is up and I'm going to find out what.

Gary Oak 2012! He understands the fragile position our corporations are in. Rocket Corp has tirelessly worked to protect the world from devastation, but Ash Ketchum has done nothing but oppose their every move.

Vote Gary Oak. End Ketchum Socialism!

>>503641
Uh, Gary Oak is just a rich nancy boy elitist. I want a guy from the streets like Ash.

ITT: Children.

>>503661

>this thread

Misty for president.

She is really rolling with that new party movement

>>506508

A water trainer for president? She'll destroy the fishing economy with her radical sea protection bullshit.

>>506522

And you want everyone to have a free rod...like someone will actually hand you rods for nothing!

Depleting our oceans is shamefully wrong, we don't have that many in this world.

>>506541

What are we supposed to do with the fishing industry and the aquatic pokemon battles then?

>>506541

The seas are overpopulated. I can't go 5 feet without a goddamn tentacool attacking me.

>>506546

we take out our main problem...fire Pokemon. Pick any Pokemon that takes out fire except water.

>>506547

That is like saying the forests are overpopulated because of bug pokemon

>>506559

>Implying the forests aren't overpopulated too!

Fuck the feminists, we even got our first female champion.

The reing of the feminazis is near gentlemen, I can feel it.

>>506575
I'd certainly love to fuck that feminist

>>503657

Why do you want a "guy from the streets", to live off your welfare check paid by tax payers whilst your children heal their pokemons in hospitals that i pay for with my tax money?

SOCIALIST!

Gary Oak 2012!

Pokemon are slaves! Ash is keeping the proles down!

Speaking of population the pkmn universe has a serious problem: Low birth rates, even the biggest cities have 60 people at the most.

You people are getting brain washed by the LIBERAL MEDIA.

THESE ARE THE TRUE LIBERATORS.

you call them terrorist, we call them freedom fighters.

MEWTWO'S DESTRUCTION OF THE LAB AND ESCAPE WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

we're already suffering greatly from the minuscule number of pokeball malfunctions that still occur with proper inspection. If we deregulated the manufacture and sale of pokeball technology, we'd be literally drowning in the fuckers.

>>506595
>>506595

yeah and look at life in pallet town...2 houses and one facility for oak?

what the fuck, we need to add some culture or better living standards.

>>506598
>>506598

>implying psychic powers can't melt steel

Erika 2012

It's a proven fact that female-only gyms are better-run than male-run gyms

>>506619

>Implying psychic powers could make a lab collapse at free fall speed.

>>506597
>implying VulpixNews is fair and balanced

>>506598

You mean Marreeple

>>506631

>implying psychic powers with enhanced technology couldn't

Facts are just inconvenient to you huh?

Society has failed our children. There are literally no schools in the whole of Johto, and these Profess-czars, Oak and Elm, who are they? Who appointed them to the governement? They sound like socialism, and i dont like where that is taking us folks

>>506623
Nah, I'll vote for the TRUE leader, you may call him a war-loving nazi but he knows to do things the "right" way.

>>506619

Listen, idiot psychic powers don't cause explosions and there was voltorb pieces found at the scene I have no idea how you could be so gullible as to believe the official story.

>>503553

BLOW IT ALL UP!!!

I agree with you op when I use my pokeballs and they don't work and just piss off a charizard and it kills me I wont mind because I am a libertardian.

You know what I hate about the government...how they preach "JUSTICE FOR ALL" and how they are looking out for our best interest and I find a snorlax blocking my way to work!

what is this?!
The government always take advantage of the working man

>>506639
WHOA

When will the killing stop?

Life IS Pokemon.

Ya nuttin but a dirty street Meowth..

MEWTWO EXIST SHEEPLE AND HE WILL RETURN WITH HIS MIND CONTROLLED SUICIDE BOMBERS TO KILL US ALL

>>506688
Mo pokeballs, mo problems.

Pokemon shouldn't be allowed to have abortions. SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE UNBORN CHILDREN!

>Just came from /v/
>See this thread
>Realize I'm in /new/

>>506665

We return to a developing story: a group of radical right-wing trainers were arrested today outside Ecruteak City in North-Eastern Johto. They were found in possession of a larger number of Voltorbs and Electrodes, and were allegedly plotting to kill several Officer Jenny's...

>>506691
Yeah and there is a huge green reptilian monster flying in the ozone layer.

Get a grip consipracyfag.

THE POKEDEX IS INVADING MY PRIVACY!

What happened to the days when a boy had to learn about Pokemon through experience. When he had to spend countless hours in grass searching, observing, studying Pokemon?! I ask you this.

I'm not only concerned about the privacy and freedom of trainers, I'm also worried about their safety.
The threat of terrorism in the Kanto and it's fair cities is ever growing. The group referring to themselves as Team Rocket is dangerous, and we should take action immediately.

>>503280
ITT: Samefaggotry of epic proportions

Back in my day we didnt have any pokedex's.

best thing ever on /new/
anybody who posts in any other threads are obvious faggots because /new/ always sucks - except for this.

WHEN WILL THE GOVERNMENT ADMIT THAT CLONING IS REAL AND ALREADY HAS HAPPENED?

STOP WITH THE COUSIN BULLSHIT.