>He still thinks either party actually works for his interests, and not for their corporate masters!

>>440208
>thinks that glenn beck and gush limbosh know what they are talking about

Could someone shoop a glonn bock?

OP's post made me cry for it's accuracy.

>>440238
>implying i've ever watched an episode of glenn beck in my life

Nice strawman argument

>>440307

No because that meme sucks.

>i'm being a newfag repostard and there's nothing you can do to stop me

fuck kiddo, bookmark your shit or get the firefox addon.

>>440376
That's not an argument for anything, it's a subjective summation of perceived events.

ADURRRR

>>440344
I tried and rage'd. Limbaugh I can laugh at. Beck incites fury.

>>440422

Moreover, it's better than sageing fucking congress, which other than bitch is all Republicans seem to want to do.

all that aside. tis funny, cause tis true.

>>440167


And this is how history will remember it.....only not in as simply put terms as that.

Glenn is correct however.

There is a difference with the idea of social justice and Christian charity.

With charity is it voluntary, you give as much as you want or can afford.

Social justice the government takes as much as they think you should give from you and hand it out. They love spending other people's money.

I don't expect any of you to understand this as you're mostly atheists that have no clue of what is actually said in the bible. You just have a interpreted view of it.

And I'm saying this with the view that even I don't agree with Beck's religious views.

>>440167
>Democrats: "OK, suit yourselves, here it comes"
That's what he said.
The donkey.
When he was raping the elephant in the ass.
hell yeah motherfucker

Speaking of brainwashing.

>>440704

Except that Jesus was a lefty

>>440736
I don't know where people get this idea that Obama supporters worship him. All the actual liberals I've seen are skeptical over the fact that he really isn't all that liberal.

>>440740

No Jesus was non-political, he told his followers to not be a part of this world. And give Caesar's things to Caesar and God's things to God.

The Jewish leaders rejected Jesus because they wanted a king to go against the Romans. That is not what Jesus was there for.

Like I said, you people have no idea what is really in the bible because you're trying to read too much into it, you miss some basic facts.

>>440736
dohoho i can do that too lol

>>440798

what'd he say about a rich man?

>>440851
This ought to be a good explanation.

Your post OP.....it's pure shit

>>440902
your post is full of shit.

Jesus was a socialist. He preached non-stop about feeding the poor and loving mankind. Some people say that Christianity is the largest religion on Earth, but I've yet to meet a Christian. All I see are a bunch of hateful assholes blaspheming their way to hell by using his carcass as a way to justify whatever the agenda of the moment is. Surely these are not His worshippers? These people worship wealth and hate everything Jesus stood for. They quote the Torah instead of the New Testament, and have never actually read their holy text, and certainly failed to listen to Jesus's message.

For centuries people like me have been bewildered about this, it's certainly not a new observation. Yet they keep doing it. I hope they are right about hell, so they can be surprised to find themselves in it after they die.

>>443230
>delicious tears

>>443230
Sheep and the goats my friend. Have you clothed Jesus today? Have you fed him?

>>443230
>implying that conservatives don't give to charities
>implying that conservatives don't do charity work
>implying that it is the government's duty to feed and clothe everyone

>>443230

when did Jesus preach about government intervention and forced wealth transfer?

he wanted people to give of their own free will... surprise surprise, that's what those evul middle Americans want too.

>>440748
Projection my friend.
Conservatives worship their leaders (one word... Reagan) so they assume everyone else does as well.

>>443283
>implying that "god says we should give to charity"= giving of your own free will

What the Bible actually says: "God loves a cheerful giver."

What liberals think the Bible says: "Tax the rich and use their money to clothe and feed people."

Conservatives: Pro-life (until you're born)

>>443272

Just be absolutely sure your soul is actually something Jesus will want in his kingdom. Rhetoric is easy, but living your life modeled after his is a lot harder, and a prerequisite for being a Christian.

>>443297

What liberals wish the Bible said: kill the rich and give their money to people who actually work for a living

>>440813

fucking epic

>>443301
That picture pisses me off. I just want you to know that.

>>443317
sadly it only says that the rich should give their money to the poor.

>>440167
>Democrats: "OK, we'll get rid of the back-room deals"
regardless of which side you're on, if you really believe this, you are a sucker of the highest order.

I'm just sayin'.

>>443301
Man it would have been awesome if I had an option for magic or alchemy classes in school. FUCK YEAH.

>>443342
It pisses me off too.
I just hope it's not pissing you off for the wrong reasons.

>>443383
>implying life is like Harry Potter

>>443434
I'll be honest, I don't know what side you're on so I won't assume.
It pisses me off because intelligent design gets tossed aside, put on the same level as alchemy and astrology, meanwhile evolution is teaching people that we all came from worms. It's fucking ridiculous.

>>443441
>>Fails to see the sarcasm

>>443441
there are a bunch of faggots around and the brits are ugly.

>>443453
nah man, fish. fish that were all like "Man fuck this water, it sustains and provides my very survival, but i wanna walk mother fucker!"

>>443454
>implying I'm not just riffing with the guy

>>443453

intelligent IS on the same level as alchemy and astrology

>>443535
No, see, because those things have been shown to be false. Intelligent design is a growing field of legitimate scientific study. As a creationist, I find it very exciting.

>>443560

ok, now I know you're trollin'

>>443560
I was afraid you'd say that :(
well you were civil so I'll be civil too
so uh...
Good night IDfag

>>440704
You're a fucking faggot.

Not everything with the word "social" in it has to do with the government. In fact, the phrase "social justice" is kind of redundant because ALL justice is social. I've never heard of fucking "individual justice."

There's also nothing in the Gospels that suggest that Jesus would have supported ANYTHING the Republicans support. The only reason why Christians and Republicans are associated with one another ideologically is because the Republicans decided to go anti-abortion and started courting the Christian conservative base, ending in the unholy wedlock of Christian fundamentalism and the Republican party.

Jesus, by our standards, was a raging socialist. He constantly raged against the rich, stating that a camel has a better chance of getting through the eye of a needle than to get into the kindom of Heaven.

Hell, one of his big parables could be summed up as "There was this starving poor guy outside of a rich man's house. The rich man didn't notice him and did nothing to help him in any way. Later on, in the Afterlife, the poor guy was laughing his ass off as he watched the rich guy burning in Hell. The rich guy pleaded to the poor guy "Please! I'm so miserable! All I want is a drop of water! Help me! Please!" and the poor guy leaned down and whispered "No."

>>443383
Silly supersitious non-sense that doesn't work and is primarily based on medieval mysticism should be taught in schools?

>>447141
>The rich guy pleaded to the poor guy "Please! I'm so miserable! All I want is a drop of water! Help me! Please!" and the poor guy leaned down and whispered "No."

>>447141
>I invent parables

>>447141

Wow dude nice not even close to being in the bible parable or at the very least a very bastardized one.

>>447284
>There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores and longing to eat what fell from the rich man's table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores. The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham's Side. The rich man also died and was buried. In Hell,[2] where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. So he called to him, 'Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.' But Abraham replied, 'Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been fixed, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.' He answered, 'Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my father's house, for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.' Abraham replied, 'They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.' 'No, Father Abraham,' he said, 'but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.' He said to him, 'If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.'

- Jesus in Luke 16:19-31

>>447331
Maybe Lazarus should have looked for employment and earned an honest living instead of eating the crumbs from someone else's table.

>>447348
God disagrees with you.

God says "You feed Lazarus or you burn in Hell."

Which is why Christian and Republican ideologies don't mesh. At all.

>>447331
>implying this is anything like the bullshit one you just made up

>>447412
Explain the major difference that makes this one inherently different from my paraphrasing of this parable.

>>447348
Fucking freeloaders, and who is this "God" coddling the lazy bums too stupid to cure their own diseases?

>>447469
You, like, used different words and stuff, bro.

>>447348
>>447515
What kind of God tells us to take care of our fellow man? What bullshit.

This is NOT the kind of God Ayn Rand believed in!
Wait...

democrats are the one's using force. they want to tax us for existing. They hate life itself so they want to tax it.

>>447874
No. You get taxed for living in a civilized society.

If you don't like taxes, move to a place that doesn't have taxes.

Like Somalia.

fuck

>>440736
See this is why you republican suck just a walking fallacy of ad honiems

ITT: niggers

>>440167
Yea OP's post is pure shit.

i would loooooooooove if someone totted up all the advancements to society in the history of mankind achieved by free thinkers and liberals, and compared it to the advancements brought about by narrow minded conservatives

Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic food.
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes.

Long hair, beard and sandles and a funky bunch of friends.
Reckon we'd just nail him up if he came down again.

'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at any time they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.