>Our founders aren’t rolling in their graves; they are spitting fire in heaven.

>No, they should be shot in the butt with my load of salt peter.

We've achieved dangerous amounts of homoeroticism .

lolteaparty

>Cavuto should know better.....he knows economics, but not political psychology.

>Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.

Pic was attached.

>>391167

>they should be shot in the butt with my load of salt peter.

Best political debate ever.

>From revolution to Gov. control in a few decades.

I wasn't aware time had shrunk so rapidly.

Wherefore art thou, Killgore Trout?

>My little flag I keep inside has been flying upside down since barry hussein was sworn in office.

>Can someone please explain to me why we want so badly to kill babies?

>They have no value for their own life, so they don’t value anyone else’s

GAWD BLESS AMERICUH YEEHAW

"That’s awesome. It’s wonderful to see so many great,intelligent Americans here, you Onyx, Siena,ohio fan . this is a great forum.

With people like us and others on freerepublic on the side of freedom how can the democrats/Marxists defeat us?

Thank you too"

>It makes me sick. I pray Texas secedes from this travesty if the American people are not up to overthrowing this tyranical government. Our Representatives no longer pay any heed to the Constitution. Shame on them!

Mexico here, please do, we would love to annex you

"I call upon the spirits of our Founders, of all those who have died in battle for this country, of those who came here to live free or die, of the slaves who died, who were freed, to descend on the Capitol today make themselves known to the Congressmen today and defend against enslavement now being voted on."

>>391402

Trade you Texas for a bag of tamales.

"Make all that is hidden in the deepest places of this deceit plain, O God. Surround the Halls of Congress with Your Guardian angels, and send a mighty, whispering wind of warning plain for all to see in those halls.

Glory be to God, the Father, and to the Son and to the Holy Ghost. As it was in the Beginning Is Now and Ever Shall Be. World without End, Amen. Amen.

Confuse the adversary, O, Lord. Defend the innocent. Send words of truth that surprise all who hear them. May You make liars tell the truth unawares and show true intents for all to see. Unseal their hardened hearts and reveal to them who they are and what they are betraying in this bill. Reveal their wickedness on camera. Cause them to stutter, to drop papers, to cause insult and rancor amongst themselves. Unleash Babel, that they may not talk to each other and be understood amongst each other. Reveal their evil intent. And, release in them a spirit of understanding that they and their families, friends and associates, too, will suffer as a result of this, for no one will be left untouched by the chaos they are creating. So, too, then, create a pre-cursor of that chaos amongst them, their thoughts, their communications and desires today. In front of the whole world, may they be revealed for all to see, and, as a result, send them a spirit of shame and guilt and weeping and wailing, a gasping of understanding that sits on their shoulders like a stone, and may this shake them into understanding their betrayal"

>>391402
Nigger you ain't getting us, and you wouldn't want to do that anyway, since half our population is mexican.

You'd just be getting more mexicans, and no one ever wants that.

>That makes me almost want to march my behind in there and break out in prayer!

Oh no! Watch out Liberals!

I love this website, so very, very much.

Fuck, even the tabs are hilarious "homosexual agenda"... ha ha, oh wow.

"Thou art the Lord God Almighty. Praise the Name of Jesus, of the Lord Most High.

This I ask in the Name of Jesus the Christ. Amen
________________________________________

Save us, O, Lord God, Almighty, from the Congressmen and Administraion enemies who would set to killing our weaker people. Today, all day, remind the Congresspeople, aides, staff and Administration lurker workers and counselors that Thou Alone Art God, that men should worship You Only. May their printers run out of toner, their faxes break down for no reason, their computers freeze up frequently, their phone lines go dead inexplicably and their cell phones lose signal. May they be ensnared in the traps of their own lies and legalese. May their hair be windblown, their clothes just not fit right and the colors they wear wash out their faces. May their makeup look pasty, their shoe soles break off and their dentures slip. May they get runs in their hosiery, their socks not match, their eyes look red and water, and may they catch a sneeze in unison for no reason. May they look the fools and knaves we know them to be. May they be overheard on camera with their true intents and feelings and may You cause them to be ensnared in their own traps.

Afflict them Lord, with Your Judgment and cover them with shame—In front of the world, each other, and, themselves.
In the Name of Christ I ask this. Amen"

>We're fighting them now... They’ll have to shut down the entire internet!"

True heroes, these people on forums. TRUE. HEROES.

>>391468
you can guess how this prayer turned out

>Please tell me what just happened. I can’t watch this on television. I can’t watch my country vote itself into marxist socialism.

that's some dedication there.

>To: HiTech RedNeck
>We're all outlaws now

...

>No, they should be shot in the butt with my load of salt peter.

"For my part, I've found the cause of the rest of my life - working to defend the Republic and our liberty against these liberals."

>by TonyInOhio

Good luck with that Tony.

Good luck with that.

>Thanks for the ray of sunshine and the thread.

"Our preacher today was talking about how the Jews turned away from God. Even to the point of worshipping false gods and sacrificing their children to the false gods.

God gave them warnings (through the prophets) but they would not listen. Finally, the Jews were sent into exile for 70 years (Babylon). Of course they came out much the better for it. Until they stopped listening again and the process repeated itself.

America is in pretty much the same place. Worshipping false gods (take your pick of several), and sacrificing our children to them."

>I am guessing that Costa Rica may be a place for US doctors to hang their sign.

Yes, I'm TOTALLY FUCKING PLANNING to move to Costa-Goddamn-Rica.

Wow, this is like LJ drama.

Yess moar tears mooooar

how much lower can libertarians/conservatives sink

>>391491

... really... well?

>>391513

Vote the Bums Out.

... and fill them with my salt peter.

>when I see a towell head I see a democrat

>Taking a break to make hubby some dinner and walk the dog.

LOL

I hope this passes just so I can see these people start looting and rioting tonight FOR FREEDOM.

>I am upset about all the special needs kids who will be turned away—unless Sarah Palin runs for President and wins.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>391585
RON PAUL LIBERTARIAN WOO

>I hate not having a President. I can’t wait for 2012.

... that doesn't even make sense

>Correct.

>The purpose of this act of pretended legislation is to destroy what exists so that panic will spread, leading to calls on government to take over everything.

>The speed with which this will happen will be astonishing. I wouldn't be surprised if insurance companies start shutting down their health insurance subsidiaries tomorrow.

OH NO GUYS, AN EVIL COMMUNIST TAKEOVER IS JUST HOURS AWAY

>We’re going to all be drunk with all the SOB stories to drink to....THE biggest sob story will not be told....the DEATH OF AMERICA and FREEDOM!

>Can someone please explain to me why we want so badly to kill babies?

>No, I can't. But the fact is they can do so if they want. It's just that now they can't wreak havoc on our consciences by forcing us to pay for it.

>I think President Washington would be bolstered by the folks protesting today. Patriots still live in the USA and they love the country. Washington was a good man and I love to peg him.
>Washington was a good man and I love to peg him.
>I love to peg him.


... oh sweet jesus, it's the Teabagger thing all over again.

>Where will these "right to healthcare" commies be when Grandma gets sentenced by the Death Panels?

>>391579

This was the response to your quote:

>I see dead people. (911 reference)

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

>My son announced a little while ago that per Democratic Fiat, cancer, Spina bifida and particularly “elderly” will be abolished under the bill.
>by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat veteran)

Damn those Iraq verterans, killing cancer victims!

>The is not a Man out there in the Republican Party that Is MORE BOLD, MORE OF A LEADER and MORE OF A MAN ... then our SARAH.

Sarah Palin confirmed for she-mail, neo-contranny!

>Boy the dems are ugly, arent they. Physically ugly

>Yeah, normally I don't like to hold people's looks against them, but these skunks are so disgusting, all bets are off as far as I am concerned.

Coming from people who consider Ann Coulter to be a good looking woman.

Here’s the plan:

STEP 1: All Americans for a government that abides by the Constitution change their local laws to allow the keeping of chickens by any taxpaying American.

STEP 2: Once taxpayers are allowed to keep chickens, we amend the law to allow all taxpayers to keep hogs. (After all, we wouldn’t want to discriminate now, would we?)

STEP 3: Hogs proliferate from sea to shining sea.

STEP 4: Government workers begin to disappear.

STEP 5: Missing government workers are replaced with new government workers.

STEP 6: The new government workers disappear too.

STEP 7: In short order, no one wants to be a government worker.

STEP 8: With a shrinking pool of government workers, fewer laws interfering with private enterprise are enacted.

STEP 9: Smaller government at all levels - federal, state, city, and local - result in HUGE SAVINGS being realized with the tax dollars returned to the taxpayers.

STEP 10: After eating off the FAT OF THE LAND, the tens of millions of hogs are sold to the Chinese for hefty profit, thereby paying off the debt caused by said government workers. America is now debt free.

...

The plan is to feed government workers to hogs?

That's a Chrischan plan, if I ever heard it.

>Thanks. I am still in my PJs too...lol! We're so bad!

Man, this is the lamest fucking slumber party ever.

Wait, people like these actually exist in America?

>>391553
Ever since Limbaugh mentioned that if health care passes, he'll move to Costa Rica, all the inbred freepers have been saying the same.

I hope they do it. Because when they get there they'll find that:

1-Costa Rica is one of the most liberal countries in the western hemisphere.

2-It has had government health care for decades.

3-It is one of the best examples of a successful government health care system that has improved the lives of its citizens.

4-It is full of dark-skinned people who don't speak English.

5-It is a strongly pacifist country which constiutionally abolished its own military 65 years ago (yet has never been attacked or invaded.)

6-All citizens are required to pay taxes to support government health care.

7-It is full of hippies and environmentalists.

Basically, Costa Rica is the total opposite of the type of place a conservative would want to live. I really hope they all move there, because after a week or two they'll kill themselves.

>>391853

Oh yeah. They're EVERYWHERE.

>>391853
That's what freedom gets you.

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>>391871
you are a retard

>>391888
Oh, hi! Did you come from Freep? Welcome to a place where people aren't deluded idiots and can spell! Well, some of us, anyway.

>Dear Lord ... the horrors they plan....There must be an answer .. must be some way
to undue this abortion. Dear God, save us.

You'd think some sort of race of flesh-eating microbes had invaded the earth, or that the government had institute mandatory rape camps.

Christ, there are people who lost their skin in cambodia and watched their family be devoured by cannibals who are less whiney.

>Here is an article about the link between abortion and child sacrifice promoted by Wiccans.

Bravo. I thought the crazy barrel was running low, but apparently not...

>>391202
So Obama is classy, educated, has good infrastructure free of potholes, a decent place to live and attractive landscape?

>We all have our different roles. Some plan, some gather intel, many will fight.

I have a feeling 90% are going to be in the "plan" sector, probably from their computer, probably with a more-than-passing resemblance to how every day goes.

But SECRETLY they're involved in a massive intelligence operation.

>>391937

no, this is the end result of a brainwashed public that spent 30 years or so getting its information from an alarmist media.

Crime is down. Taxes are down. Unemployment is down. The standard of living exceeds most of the world.

But turn on any channel, and its HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL GODDAMN FUCKED, with scary music playing in the background.

Combine this with easy access to guns, and I'm sure there will be plenty of shooting in the next couple of months

>>391916
after a certain age, only morons take pride in their spelling ability. you are a moron

>well in Texas, if 3 people tell ya you are shot.......lie down but honestly, you are starting to really piss me off and I’m %^&*$%^ loaded for bear

Do Texans just yell BANG at each other?

hahahahahahahah

>>391202
How could a man be a state?

>hey will wake up and realize that they've sold themselves into a kind of slavery.

THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS.

>>391980

>HURRDURR

>Our country is being overtaken by Marxists and all you can do is swear and bash Sarah Palin. What side is that, do?

What is is that, do?

Has anyone ever really been so far as...

>The Republican challenger is getting donations and his facebook is getting more and more members.

Ah, the Facebook rebellion. A classic maneuver that totally translates into real progress. Look how well it went for Ron Paul!

>>I cry for our America. We have allowed it to taken from us from within. A call to Patriots....

>>392050
CRY CRY CRY
FEED ME YOUR SADNESS

>>392050
WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS? LA-LE-LU-LI-LO!

>Look to the Communist system in China for your answer.
>DEMOCRATS LIKE ABORTION!!!
Does America not allow abortions or something?

>AND assuredly they are gearing up to game the Census and steal the upcoming elections...probably 2010 and 2012. We are cooked. I need more ammo.

Silly man, bullets cannot harm the census!

>>392187

It does, but... y'know...

Y'KNOW.

>The left has the power now and will bring America to it’s knees, unless we stop them in November, or the courts stop them. Since the end of WW2 they have been plotting to destroy the free enterprise system and move America towards a European socialist model.

NO! NOT LIKE EUROPE! SWEET JESUS LORD TAKE ME HOME!

>this thread

I'm willing to bet there are liberals this insane too.

>Insurance company stocks will rise. Medical equipment....

I'm gonna chime in on this one. I work in a research lab. Our funding, all NIH funding, was frozen during the Bush years. The US doesn't make nearly as much medical equipment as it used to... and the dollar was declining.

So, basically, we had less and less money each year, and the comparative cost of equipment was going up and up.

Now we actually HAVE some funding.

This just bugs me personally...

>>392248
True, but I doubt there are as many.

>>392187
we do, but until today we weren't forced to pay for them

archive naow

We elected you because we believed that having women at the table would make a difference.

>>392232
>Since the end of WW2 they have been plotting to destroy the free enterprise system and move America towards a European socialist model.
I love shit like this. It basically says
"We've had half a century to stop them but failed horribly"

>We can't let the crazy leftists from the 60s do this to our country!
Kinda unrelated, someone just said this on Fox.

>Ryan, “Our rights come from nature and nature’s GOD - not government.” God bless Ryan Paul.

... Ryan Paul is pagan?

>>392269
You're probably right on that one. Honestly I'm a Republican (inb4 shitstorm) and these fundies/radical conservatives piss me off. But please, don't think that the entire party is filled with this shit. They make the good part of us (see: moderate Republicans) look fucking retarded.

>>392248

Maybe, but

>me and the missus are driving to washington d.C. cuz when they pass the bill we fear that the UNIOIN THUGS will shoot all those who fight the good fight god willing we make it in time. pray for FReedom!

... there's a certain level of fairy-tale delusion.

>>391430
>>391451
>>391468

LOLWUT

>>392309

>Dear God - give Paul Ryan strength!!!!!!!!

PRAISED BE TO NIMROD!

>>392332
I've seen shit like this come from the Far left too....

It's not uncommon to see this on the lunatic fringe of any party. You just gotta know where to look.

>>391430

>I call upon the spirits of our Founders

WASHINGTON, I CHOOSE YOU!

>If walls can fall in Berlin, then walls can fall in America! If freedom can come to communist nations then we have no excuse for letting freedom slip away here. The day is not over.

Oh, come on, that's just downright stupid.

Yes. This is exactly like that.

>We are seeing and tasting that it is not easy to preserve a free nation either.

You're... tasting it?

WORST. SCIENCE FAIR. EVER.

I think this might be /new/'s first archive worthy thread.

>every taxpayer should NOT pay their taxes. The government would come to it’s knees in a week. Radical yeah. But what are they?

Yes... because taxes are collected on a weekly basis. I think so many of these folks have been retired for so long they don't even remember how paychecks work.

>>392364
lol

"Some of us have been on this thread for most of two days concentrating on the seriousness of this DeathCare bill. "

THAT'S SOME FUCKING DEDICATION THERE HELLS YEAH FOUNDING FATHER FUCKING PROUD OF THAT SHIT HE MUST BE THE ONE BECAUSE HE'S BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR TWO DAYS

MOVE OVER 4CHAN THIS GUY IS YOUR FUCKING KING NOW

>He had a dream. We got a nightmare!

... huh.

>McInsane and the rest of the RinoSauers can kiss my pink cheeks...

What is with all the fucking ass obsessions?

Why so retarded America?

>Our founders aren’t rolling in their graves; they are spitting fire in heaven.

>>392504

>Nothing like a good political cartoon to get the message across.

That's why.

>>392506

>Our founders aren’t rolling in their graves; they are spitting fire in heaven.

Is that a good thing or... I don't man, I don't know.

I think Jesus is gonna be pissed.

>>392364
Laryngitis uses Pneumonia!
Its super effective!

>Paraphrasing Paul Ryan... Wish I could have typed all his words but the tears prevented my seeing the keyboard.

It's like Live Journal for old people.

>>tell your cats that mine say hello
HiTech RedNeck

>>Christ is a PERSON not an EXPLETIVE

jesus fucking christ

>I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.” By 2010 you can't say “nigger” — that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like socialized medicine, states' rights and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now that you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is that blacks get hurt worse than whites. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I'm not saying that. But I'm saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the racial problem one way or the other. You follow me — because obviously sitting around saying, “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the healthcare thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Nigger, nigger.”

someone must this for trolling success

>>392628

must *post* this

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

>>When does the revolution start again???

>The democrats own the economy and this monstrosity. Unfortunately, (barring our miracle) we will shortly be their “victims.”

wait.. but I thought....

ah damnit.

>With FREE healthcare, I’m going to over-eat and drink, and maybe try drugs. How’s that? LOL.

>Pray I don't hurt myself

LiveJournal called, they want their drama back.

>now, let’s toast the veggie-fed environuts... before we REALLY toast them.

Yeah, 'cuz vegetables are for FAGGOTS.

>>392628
ok

"“We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”

oh lordy

>I have noticed that the illegal population is getting more brazen. A few months ago one cut me off in line to get an oil change.

>Moving silver from "campaign contributions" jar to "ammunition" jar :-)

OH SHIT NOT THE SILVER ANYTHING BUT SILVER

>We had a little birthday dinner tonight for my son that is turning 23. I apologized to him and his girlfriend for my failure as a citizen to do anything more than grip and complain for decades.

That sounds like one shitty birthday.

>>392766
i would be so pissed if that was my present

Proof that some people just shouldn't own computers.

>Tonight I grieve, I rage, I sputter and holler at the madness that has resurrected itself from the 30’s and more recently the 60’s.

U MAD?

>>392766

Thanks mom, I just wanted a goddamn Xbox.

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

>Remember, the original American revolutionaries were very effective with their guerrilla tactics. NEVER FORGET! Do what you can given whatever your resources. RESIST!

Aw crap, here come the crazies.

Clicking tags brings up concentrated crazy;

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/certifigate/index

>The citizenry of this country has just been bitch slapped. I have never been so angry with my government as I am now.

>And truly nothing is worse than a black communist. Go to Russia and see how many blacks are there.

I can honestly say I've never put these things together in a sentence.

"So when do we storm the Bastille?"

... i don' think you know what that was.

I like how they talk about freedom...

but posting a comment has to be under review

LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING COMMUNISTS!

>>There's a storm in the distance. But that's not thunder. That's our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves

You know whats sad, 4chan is more mature then freerepublic, thats a god damned disgrace.

>>392891

They've been packing on the pounds!

>We have several pairs of our son's combat boots. And we are prepared to use them wherever they are needed.

So... yeah. Take THAT!

>>392923
I WILL USE THEM TO STEP IN PUDDLES WITHOUT GETTING WET TAKE THAT GOVERNMENT

"We now have a list (and photos) of about 220 Democrats to go along with Pelosi and Obama who will be compared to the 9-11 terrorists Hijackers. Today they have done more damage to the United States than all the damage caused by Al Queda. Pictures of each of these Dems together with the HiJackers and Bin Laden should be distributed in their districts. "

>The Kenyan wants us a 3rd world country..he adores them.
>I say we misbehave...and give him one.

No.... you're playing into his plan! You fool!

>>392923
What about his backpack, sks, and woods to go inna?

>0bama = Epic Fail

GODDAMN.

GET. OFF. THE. INTERNET. FUCKING. OLD. PEOPLE.

>Whorealdo is orgasmic.

Okay, now I'm just convinced that they're all gay.

>http://4chanarchive.org/
>This thread has been requested 2 times now.

>i will see them burn for this

Well, that's a supervillain if I ever heard it.

>>No, they want to defeat God.

>>They will never do that.
never was in italics

>We're fighting pure EVIL right now, and the Republicans in Congress are in the front lines.

Man, I wish politics were that exciting.

>>393028

>WOW is BOHNER HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You heard it. Boners are hot.

HELL NO YOU CAN'T!

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"We are not far at all from civil unrest in this country."

That scares me a bit.

>>393140
>WOW is BOHNER HOT

that's it, archive time.

>>I know he is ON FIRE! And as Minority Leader, he has unlimited time! I hope he speaks AN HOUR

why is AN HOUR capitalized

>>393176

>I am really amazed by Boehner.

I know what the ladies like.

>Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 5 times now.

>>393166
You should be fucking scared. The next civil war is less than 2 years away.

>Obey is a fag...

BRILLIANT!

>>393219

>I’m lovin’ the Boehn!

>>393176

>Please Boehner tell the America - resist.

PRAISE BE TO BONER!

I lost my posting privileges

I typed up, "To be honest, I'm kinda glad healthcare reform passed since I see it as a universal right. However, I am a fiscal conservative and wish to end both wars in the middle east and take out our troops from bases all over the world saving us a lot of money."

"Who is the applause for Boehner?!?!"

WHO IS BONER?

>>I feel the same way Tony. I will fight for the rest of my life against these communists.
fight for your right
to parrrr tay

>>393342

Looks like someone got Boehned.

Boner for president

>I can’t breathe right now

OH NO! WE BETTER CALL A SOCIALIZED AMBULANCE NOW

ffs just vote already god damn

>>Boehner made me teary-eyed.

>>He was magnificent.

if you replace boehner with my penis it makes sense

>>393436

GODDAMN YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

ITT we pretend this is any more mind-blowingly retarded than the extremist leftist or rightist blathering we see people spout on /new/ every day.

>May God give Boehner the endurance power of >Elijah

John Boehner. Now has +2 endurance power.

>>GD that Marxist/Muslim Obama
>>GD Piglosi
god damn that communist muslim

>Boehner was great. He was right on and I wish he’d spoken first.

OH GOD

>>393466

/new/ is trolling.

This is a whole new level of crazy!

>First I have to counsel butterdezillion for casting aspersions on Drunken Sailors

Dare I ask, but what is a butterdezillion?

>>393486

>He was remarkable, wasn’t he?

>EVERYBODY PRAY. MIRACLES HAPPEN.

>>393248
>>393248
>>393248
>>393248
>>393248
>>393248
>>393248

4chanarchive.org

>>God will not be mocked.
gods a faggot

>Elections, as Rush says, have consequences.

I'm glad Rush is handing out civics lessons. I had no idea what elections were for!

"This is the vernal equinox and Sunday, a satanic twofer for them. Just like the Christmas Eve vote and his reversal of the Mexico City policy the day after the march for life last year.

God will not be mocked.

They think the world’s been shaking... they haven’t seen a thing.

All dictators come from dysfunctional families and have a deathwish... only they want others to die to appease their madness, too cowardly to do themselves.

I’ve never witnessed such blindness and apostasy... no common sense whatsoever.

It’s in the scriptures, with more to come."

Oh my.

>>This is the vernal equinox and Sunday, a satanic twofer for them.

>>And passage of this bill will require 216 votes - 6 x 6 x 6 = 216

THE BILL IS LUCIFER TURNED INTO PAPER

>My husband just called la Pelosi the C word and it wasn’t COWARD, either. OMG now he just called her a HOOKER.

OMG DIS IS SERIOUS

>>393625

>We, His people need to be in constant prayer. This is spiritual warfare, and we need to be plugged into the Source of Power.

1.21 JESUSWATTS

>This is the vernal equinox and Sunday, a satanic twofer for them.
>And passage of this bill will require 216 votes - 6 x 6 x 6 = 216

FFFUUUUUUUUU---

>Following this process/issue has been as nerve-wracking as following the recounts when Al Gore tried to steal the election in 2000.
hurrrr

>If there’s anyone who deserves to wind up sobbing on her kitchen floor...

That's just creepy.

>>393671
The Dems have more than 216 votes though.

>>393650
WE MUST BE PLUGGED INTO THE SOURCE OF POWER
THE SOURCE OF POWER IS BOEHNERS BUTT HOLE

>YA really historic, putting me out of a job for the second time in 6 months

...???

FINALLY the voting started

>15 more minutes

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!

yea nigga we winning

This thread is making me lol so hard.

>Oooh! More Boehner!

Finally, an optimistic turn of events!

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here's to legalization of marijuana due to more liberal health-care legislation.

>I'll toss her down the laundry chute.

IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

>OMG I think I am gonna puke. I swear this is the most horrendous thing my Nation has done to itself in my lifetime.

Dangerous levels of drama in here!

>>393847
who is that he looks familiar

>Boehner’s stock just went WAY up in my book.

Oh my.

Will this impact positively or negatively marijuana legalization?

"Most don’t know anything women at all."

Can anyone really ever know anything women?

>>393894
Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor if the AK-47 and even has is own vodka, which he is toasting with in the pic.

it's God tier vodka btw, but it is hard to find. Online or a European market (where I got it) is your best bet.

>“Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us!” (repeat as needed)

BUT CAN THAT SWAY JESUS' VOTE?

>Yeah there will be 4 million doctor jobs open if this passes.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

"“SO THIS IS HOW LIBERTY DIES, WITH THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE.”"

Quoting Star Wars? Assholes.

>F! F! F! MORE BEER...F these people! Gonna drink myself into oblivion... I SWEAR!!!

BRILLIANT!

>We'll soon have all of their names.

Oh yeah, you're not creepy.

>If this isn't stopped, many, many Drs will quit. Bright young people won't go into gov't medicine, and the elderly (which will be me soon) won't get care.

DERP

"I cry for our lost liberty and our former Republic."

DRAMASAURUS REX SAYS WHAT?

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>>393970
Ahh...why is russian vodka amazing? Try Hammer & Sickle vodka, hard as hell to come by but it tastes like the semen of gods

>yup - I’m preparing my speech to the kiddies tomorrow. We are now living in a socialist country.

WORST BREAKFAST EVER

"REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER

- - - -

That’s our motto."

it needs a bit of work.

>>394869
Well, if they make waffles, then it won't be that bad.

>We must keep fighting but my gut is, with all the open rebellion towards God, that we are going to be witnesses to some very tragic things...even some supernatural. God will not permit this to go on much longer.

WAAH WAAH WAAH GOD IS ALL SAD AND SHIT