Oh god this man sounds like hes about to die.

ANSER THE CALL OF HURSTRY!

God damn Levin, fucker sounds like he's about to conk out

Rep. Lewis is the man.

FREEEEDOOOOOOOM

STFU Richard Neal is talTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED

I yield 5 seconds to myself...

Fuck!

That is all.

I just logged on and don't understand this new meTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME IS EXPIRED

I yield sixty seconds to the distinguished child murderers from Yorkshire, Ian Brady and Myra Hindley.

hi guTHE GENTLEMEN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED!

DRAMATIC GLASSES REMOVAL

I wish tHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED

God these fucking peoTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED.

Bald redneck incoming

I can't be fucked to stream this, is there a transcript I can reTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME IS EXPIRED

What is this? Massachusetts Fanfiction?

oh my god guy, there's someone outside the capital building with a guTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED!.

How much time do I have?

15 minutes.

I yield myself 1 minute from those 15 minutes.

Ok.

Well first ofTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED.

Well fuck me.

I yield thirty seconds to the distinguished German soldiers from Call of Duty 2. Vorsicht, grenade.

I yield five seconds to myself:

Niggers.

The...speaker changed gender... and race... and accent.

Holy shit how does a person from the heart of Liberal country sound like THE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED.

you know what's a fun game? predicting whether someone is a republican or not before they put it on screen or say anything.

This guys fucking sounds like the "tuk ar jobz" guy

IT'S TOO THICK!

>>390988
I'm at a 66% accuracy rate now.

a texas demo,
poor guy must be so lonely.

I feel like I'm watching some kind of bizarre school child game

I yield fifty five seconds to the distinguished representative of stage and screen, Mr. Fred "Rerun" Berry.

HE'S NOT HERE YET.

Someone needs to switch Levin to decaf, that guy is running off the rails.

HEED THE GAVEL

Heed the Gavel. Do not challenge the gavel.

That nigger from Georgia needs a good lynching. I'm not even a Republican, but the was the most obnoxious display I've ever seen. How the hell do these people get into our government?

It's DR. HITLER

>>390988
If they look evil then they are Republican, that's how i've been doing it.

None of this shit changes anybody's mind, they need parliament-like debates or to get rid of this shit altogether

Ugh. Worse than the fucking "Sniper" meme.

HE FEELS RUDE GIVING "FACTS"

IN A KABUKI THEATER

This Bill is too thick, too thin, too hot, too cold.

Goldilocks was a Republican.

At this time I yield forty-five seconds to the distinguished kabuki singer, Mr. Klaus Nomi.

>>391032
He got an applause break, also it's a welcome change from ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION.

>>391038
Right?

Kabooki theatre.....what?

In a nutshell: "Fuck the uninsured."

>>391038
It would go like this

>Republicans: FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>Democrats: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

This would be better if they had an orchestra who started playing when they went over their time and got progressively louder until the microphone gets cut.

Like the Oscars, except for ugly old people.

I yield 5 hours to myself

So....how long is left of the debate now?

OH SHIT THEY'RE BRINGING IN GHOSTS!

>>391074
Get 3 Big black negro bouncers and just have them flank the podium

SOVIET SOCIALIST EXPERIMENT!

COMMUNIST GHOSTS WILL HAUNT WASHINGTON! BE AFRAID! BE AFRAID!

Commanist ghosts! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!

>>391087
2 hours at least

>>391063
wtf is kabuki

>>391108
>>391102
Get out of here STALKER!

in soviet russia health cares you

...Seriously. The soviet card? Jesus christ.

>>391054
I'd rather have that than the show he put on. All he did was come out and scream some shit that he obviously had some kid write for him in a weak attempt to channel Martin Luther King. Fucking disgusting. He had to be from around Atlanta.

Another Michigan rep? that makes... 3498734934936927039210372 so far

>>391108
BOO

>>391120

It's a Japanese theater style

>>391120
A form of Japanese theater based on comedy. Think funny anime only in live action and in traditional japanese dress and makeup

>>391127

He was passionate and accurate. Shut the fuck up, you racist scumbag.

FACTBOX-US healthcare bill would provide immediate benefits
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN1914020220100319

>>391115
...

people have been saying 2 hours since it started, it was supposed to take 2 hours in total

>Psalms 46:1.....God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.
>Pray for our beloved and besieged country today, freepers, with all your strength.

LOOKIE HERE MY HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER HAS EDITORIALS AGREEING WITH ME

Well, if his hometown newspaper published editorials against it...

NEIL ARMSTRONG

THE MOON

>>391120

>>391162
you can expect the final vote to begin 11pm et

3 hours

>>391174
>>391172
My hometown newspaper just said he was so far in the closet he was the god damn queen of narnia! ITS TRUE!

>>391152
>He was passionate and accurate

Passionate - maybe
accurate - no

Go cry some more. That shit was nothing but a fake display of emotional appeal.

>>391194

bullshit I heard 9

HEY MICHIGAN! HOW MANY COCK SUCKING REPS DO YOU HAVE?! FUCK

>>391162
dems and reps each have an hour to speak but it takes longer than an hour each for them to do their whole shibang

>>391205
they said 9 which means it'll be 11

l2hor

The gentleman from Michigan has 28739 minutes left and the gentleman from Michigan has 1343 minutes left, what would the gentleman from Michigan like to do for the gentleman from Michigan?

THE VOTE IS A LIE. ITS NEVER COMING.

IT JUST ENDLESS DEBATE.

Why isn't this spic outside with the rest of the illegals?

>>391203

You misconstrue things because of your racial bias. You even called him a nigger.

Like I said, shut the fuck up, racist.

The time has expired.

>>391220
Because he's a legal citizen and a greater person then you'll ever be.

TIME IS EXPIRED

>>391214
>>they said 9 which means it'll be 11
>>9 which means 11
>>9/11

BLARGH ITS A CONSPIRACY!

The only thing that wont grow is my penis looking at this old bitchTIME HAS EXPIRED!

cemeteries, conservative strongholds.

lol @ pitiful applause.

Bitch didn't heed the gavel

That lone clap was awesome

lol weak claps

>>391225
He is a nigger, all he did was stomp his feet and scream. You're just butthurt because I called him on out his blatant niggerdom. They're supposed to be out there debating on facts, not making elaborate displays in an attempt to make a name for themselves.

Fuck. You. Nigger

At least the crazy black lady who's son was kicked out of being mayor of Detroit hasn't stepped up. Yep, that's right Kwame Kilpatrick's mother, Carolyn Kilpatrick, is the Michigan Representative from the 13th district (Detroit and downriver area)

Clapper realized he was alone.

Time has expired... you silly~

O SNAP

VETERAN FIGHT!

what was that all about?

>>391272

Wah, wah. I saw a black man say a quick, passionate statement! It's so wrong and I am so racist, I can't handle it!

Fuck you. You don't say anything about crackers when these white assholes go up and waste time saying lies. You just had to whine when you saw a black guy.

>>391225
>trying to use racist as an insult against a racist

Most interesting thing about today are the aides for the speaker. They know every single rule there is or how does this work? Fucking awesome.