I ask for unanimous consent to revise and extend my remarks in opposition to this flawed health bill.

>>388400
NAY!

republicans are making democrats jump through every hoop possible

so this debate has to drag out to the very end when they will finally vote

hours from now

>>388416

Why? It won't change the outcome.

>>388400
Yeah, all these Republicans just keep saying this, what the fuck's it mean?

>>388427

This is their butthurt valve, if they didn't they probably throw chairs and look childish.

>>388432
They are just wasting time without losing their talking time.

JJJ is laying down the fucking law

JESSE JACKSON JR IS KICKING ASS

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

JJJ isn't taking their shit anymore.

they keep repeating that line because by entering a single line of comment they can drag things out

those single comment insertions don't use up their allotted time to debate

WWW YEA TRIPLE-J IN THE HIZOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

Jesus christ this is hilarious

Sgt. Slaughter back in this.

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

FUCK YO TIME,NEXT

>>388474
>>388442
But what will that accomplish? Can they drag it out long enough that they can't vote today and have to delay? Or are they just being obtuse faggots?

Triple J will fuck your shit up, and he'll do it for fun.

The American people have been lied to I don't like Jessie Jackson but his son seems ok

>>388496
Both really.

>>388502
His son is just as bad. He's just being serious business about his responsibility as speaker

Has Anthony Weiner spoken up in this bitch?

>I ask for unanimous consent to revise and extend my remarks in opposition to this flawed health bill.

God damn America is fucked up if they can waste this much time legitimately...

REPUBLICAN: HURRDURRDURR

DEMOCRAT: Valid and logical point.

>>388575
fuck no. They're just as hurrdurr

JJJ laying down the fuckin law.

If it's good enough for the Iraqis. it's good enough for us.

TIME EXPIRED

>>388578

somalia doesn't. If you object to something there, a warlord shoots you and puts your head on a pike.

>>388582
No. The dems are sob stories not hurrdurr.

LOL. Even Iraq has Universal Healthcare, the America pays for! Oh God that's brilliant.

OP's pic makes me smile.

>>388608

SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ? SOCIALISM IN MY AMERIRAQ?

In the opinion of the chair, the no's have it

>>388705
The Hell happens now?

Look how JJJ holds that fucking shit.
He is fucking BAD ASS

>>388745
They are voting on voting so the can vote on continuing to debate or not.

"Vote on Cold War Veterans Recognition Day"

What.

All republicans said
>ADDS DEBT
ignores cbo score
>ABORTION
Stupak is voting for it because it doesn't support it.

>>388796

>Ignoring Doc Fix

>>388608
gop sucks what can I say

>The House is now in a series of votes including a vote on the rule for floor debate on health care legislation. If the rule passes, there will be two hours of debate on the Senate health care legislation and the reconciliation bill.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

GOD DAMN HOW DOES ANYTHING EVER GET DONE

>>388857

MR. SPEAKER, MAY I ASK WHY THE PREVIOUS VOTE TOOK 25 MINUTES?

....THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE GENTLEWOMAN FROM NEW YORK.,

>>388857
At least I can go get a cup of tea then...

>>388925
Heck yes. Mustache guy was awesome.

Clock says time is up for voting, yet people are still voting...wtf?

>>389027
Haven't you been paying attention? You should expect this.

>>388857

Usually it doesn't.

>>389060
Sorry, I went to get tea...

>>389027

someone has never watched a vote before.....they take their time with EVERYTHING....it's like watching a race between a turtle and a caterpillar.

J^3 laying down the fucking law AGAIN.

Time Remaining: 0:00
Not Voted: 12

Really?

I think the not voting thing might e a stalling tactic. Seems like they had to go around and ask each person individually who didn't vote

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HARD ABOUT HITTING Y OR N. WHY DOES IT TAKE 15 MINUTES

PUSH A GOD DAMN BUTTON. I CAN GET A SODA FROM A VENDING MACHINE IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES

>>389254
Stalling will prevent what from happening?

More voting on voting...

>>389278

Nothing but republicans are so butthurt about this they do it anyway.

This is just retarded. They're voting 15 minutes to decide whether the previous vote was okay?

These politicians are stronger than I could ever be.

I hate things that take a long time.

>>389254

J cubed needs to go "You snooze you lose" and not count the votes of idiots who didn't press a button in a FIFTEEN MINUTE TIME PERIOD.

>>389278

Makes them feel like they have won something before they get their asses handed to them in the vote and then ruin their careers campaigning to repeal the countries healthcare.

>>389317
I could just bring my gameboy to play some pokemanz while I wait.

>>389328

lol yeah, imagine a politician now saying "I think we should get rid of medicare"

that would be funny

>>389345

Paul Ryan.

Britfag here,

Your government is even better at wasting time than ours.

Holy fuck, I think I might actually spontaneously jizz in my pants. Seriously. Watching these returns makes my dick tingle like a Catholic girls school is fighting over it for grinding rights.

YAY FOR PROMOTING THE GENERAL WELFARE.

>>389379

Final vote is going to be much closer. It's going to either pass or fail by 1 or 2 votes.

I trust Obama will sign the bill immediately after it's passed? I'd do it right in front of all those Tea Party protesters and then trollface as they commit suicide.

>>389458

He better, none of that stupid "ok, I'll wait 3 days for comments" stupidity. Then again the drama and pain of dragging it out 3 more days would be fun to see on both sides.

>>389458

For that mental image you are my favourite person for the next few minutes.

>>389379
>PROMOTING THE GENERAL WELFARE
lolno

"With respect to the words "general welfare," I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators."

-James Madison, Father of the Constitution

lol, ONE Democract not voted...WTF?!

I don't like it
Why?
Um, freedom taken away/communism
....

Every person calling in:

Caller (in thick southern accent): I don't like that thur takin muh freedums away!!!

>>389565
It is a naive viewpoint this guy gets it.

>>389511
Guy must be wearing the hugest trollface ever

One (R) nay for shot down pilots?

>>389565

i lol'd

So fucking true.

"Caller, which part of the BILL do you oppose?"

"Um, the taking away my freedoms part."

"LOLKK. Retard."

>>389581
COMMUNISM! I DUN LIKE IT!

To make me and my husband do this is communistic

>Im' un medikaire naow

So when the hell are we actually going to get THE vote? Any time before the Rapture would be nice...

>>389497

You may need to face the idea that the writers of your constitution were not perfect and did not have the foresight to predict the circumstances of 2010 in 1776.

Did fox news tell it's viewers to call into cspan today?

I want dem donut hole.

>>389627
4 hours or so.

>>389627
Patience is a virtue. Lol black guy called in.

>>389647
2

For: 202-737-0001
Against: 202-737-0002
Undeciced: 202-628-0205

Troll them up /new/

>>389647
God...I might take a nap if it's going to be that long...it's like waiting for train over here...

>>389612

Bitch is probably covered by her husband's Tricare.

why do they take calls? It's embarassing to america

Black bitch is speaker now?

>>389704

CSPAN is private.

>>389713
NOOOOOO, J Cubed was awesome...

Get niggers to be speaker to pass another entitlement

how fucking appropriate.

>>389734

Awesome people still have to poop

>>389752

NO THEY DON'T

>>389752
Nope. J cubed is done for the day, His time has expired

>>389632
James Madison had more wisdom in one hand than the entire collective Democratic caucus has now.

The government he's set up has survived and prospered for has lasted this long without; the Founders didn't create a government for the U.S of 1787 but for the U.S of the future.

>>389770
Lol'd hard.

WHY DEBATE NOBODY IS GOING TO CHANGE THEIR MIND. NOBODY IS GOING TO LISTEN TO THE GAY LITTLE SPEECHES.

JUST

FUCKING

VOTE

>>389770

>>389718

What the fuck are you going on about? The OP said he is watching from England.

>bipartisan
delusional liberal

>>389845

Both want to troll each other, its not like they are returning to work tomorrow.

>repeal medicare
>repeal veteran's healthcare

he's pulling out the big guns now

>steny hoyer
>using up all the debate time

THANK THE MOMS

Here we go again.

HERP DERP I ask for unanimous consent to revise and extend my remarks in opposition to this flawed health bill!!

Oh god more Unanimous consent crap...do the Republicans have ANYTHING else to say?

Oh wait Socialism....

>moving speech by the democrats
>I YIELD, I DO THIS, UNANIMOUS CONSENT.

Waxman

I didn't know there was a megaman villain senator

>>390128

I mean representative! DERP

I firmly believe that if a Republican president is elected next time...all Democratic Americans should move to the Northern states and secede from the Union, declaring the United Democratic States of America...seriously from the way the Republican reps and the Tea Party are acting I don't see any other way forward...how do you live with these people?

BRING BACK TRIP-JAY
this negro lady is boring me

This dude might need the health care to pass in the next 20 or 30 minutes.

dingells voice is funny

>>390151
You sound like what the republicans and tea baggers are saying only reversed.

*PANT WHEEZE* NHH...HEALTH CARE 'N FOUGHT THE NAZZIS! *coughpantwheeze*

>>390151
Well I tend to agree with the when it comes to actually saving money but they don't even do that so they lie on their platform. Of course there are a couple of good gop people.

>Death, Socialism, Diapers!

patients bill of rights on steroids?

Jesus, that's some poor wording.

brb going to go join national guard so i can shoot faggots who try to riot for getting a basic human right

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS.

>>390170
Heh. Maybe you're right...still it must be frustrating.

>>390195
forced to pay into a ponzi scheme is a basic right?

>>390206
Nah bro getting healthcare is a basic human right

>Mister speaker

Nigga, what you say?

pallone has a very metrosexual voice

Oh shit he has a tiger on his tie.

When are they going to finish debating this abortion bill and move on to insurance reform?

GOP= GAY OLD PEOPLE!

dat accent

I like how nobody listens to this bitch

"Boooooooooooo, your going over the time"
*Burns thru hours with petty complaints*

Markey's lost it.

>DESTROY FREEDOM

lol

Bring back JJJ

Joe Barton does not believe in tectonic plates.

Bitch can't even keep single dem in order.
GIVE THAT GAVEL BACK TO JJJ

Also, goddamn that dem was retarded. I felt my brain die listening to his retarded mumbling.
Grandstand Oppose and Postpone? Shiiiit.

GOP: Grandstandan, Opposan, Postponan.

>>390305

HA HA HA HA HA.

>>390311
Enjoy your nope party.

>>390279
Agreed. Bring back J Cubed!

Drinking game: everytime one of the Pubfags says flawed, drink.

You'll die from alcohol poisoning by the end of the night, guaranteed!

>>390305
that video makes me lol every time I watch it

>Former Chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=symYfq51aho

Oh shi Bono.

Where's Cher?

>>390351
Bono ded bro

Stupak confirmed his vote yet?

>>390384
yes

>>390384
He held a press conference earlier saying he wuz voting for teh bill.

lol piece of paper

>>390322
Not a GOP-goon, sorry.
But the dem speech was beyond retarded. It was like listening to some elementary schooler bitch and moan

Mr.Engel reminds me of someone but I can't figure it out...

Someone on a t.v show or a movie....

>>390417
Well I'm glad he changed it up, I was getting tired of hearing law degree educated people bitch and moan.

>>390440


Fredo, godfather

Now they're trying to win over Stupak again

>>390451
But he said he was voting for it.

How much more time for debate? 30 minutes more right?

>>390469
he said he'll vote for it because Obama told him he'd be signing a executive order banning federal funds for abortions. Now the republicans came out and explained in detail how that is impossible.

>>390470
two more hours at least

>>390470
I thought the vote started at 9?

ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION.

ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>390491
It was supposed to be 2 hours from the beginning, was it not?

>>390349

Is alcohol poisoning covered in the bill?

IT'S A CONSPIRACY BY REPUBLICANS TO JACK UP THE COST OF HEALTH CARE

SOCIAL HEALTH CARE

THERE IT IS. REP. DIANA DeGETTE SAYING IT CLEAR AND EASY. THE REFORM NOW IS JUST THE FOUNDATION FOR A SOCIALIST HEALTH CARE REFORM.

I'm not sure I can support legislation that ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION

45 seconds? You a bitch

This is a tragedy!

Well I think the health care idea is all good and dand-ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION

Terry's speech has some bizarre inflections.

>>390545
EXACTLY THE SAME CARE AS CONGRESS REPUBLICANS VOTED FOR IT DEMS VOTED AGAINST IT

HOLY SHIT WHAT A SHIT EATING VOICE, I'TS LIKE COOLFACE.WAV

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

DAT BUSH ACCENT!

I think the House needs to watch this.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11879&title=wrap-it-up

>>390526
DO IT FOR THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!

Pizza driver too rich for medicaid

STRONGEST OPPOSITION

they mad

JESUS CHRIST.
4chan makes everything so fucking interesting.

MORE UNANIMOUS CONSENT SHIT....

>>390482

>he said he'll vote for it because Obama told him he'd be signing a executive order banning federal funds for abortions.
Not banning, reaffirming the existing ban that is CURRENT LAW.

>Now the republicans came out and explained in detail how that is impossible.
He spun you good. The bill prohibits federal funding of abortions because it DOESN'T CHANGE EXISTING LAW.

The reason you're party has been able to claim otherwise is as follows:

If you get federal assistance like food stamps, then you go out a get an abortion using your own money, it means FEDERAL FUNDING OF ABORTIONS.

The make no distinction between WHERE THE MONEY IS SPENT. They see it as if you didn't get food stamps you wouldn't be able to afford that abortion, so the food stamps made it possible to afford that abortion, which means federal funding for abortions.

Get it?

Yeah, Republicans, why so much lying, cheating and deception?

>>390603
he was talking about the democrats

>>390598

Fuck sake.

How much debate time is left?

>>390598
gop's argument was that the executive order would run out or some shit

>>390603

And I was talking about the party that has unanimously lied, cheated and deceived the public to prevent reform they could have enacted themselves during their 10+ year reign.

ethical duty? fuck that bitch

>>390612
over 9000

gravel, HEED!

This bill will save lives.

However, this bill, if passed is probably going to make everyone extremely butthurt and as a result we will get nothing done, if not make things worse.

I mean, I'd like to keep sick people from getting denied medical help, but there's a lot of issues to do that.

Even though what the fuck would you rather spend taxpayer dollars on, this works better than some retarded wasteful porkproject.

I don't know politics outside of school of rock.

Is this House of Senate or Representatives?

Hey Christfags

How does it make you feel your insurance premiums and taxes will be used to pay for abortions?

>>390647

House of Reps

>>390647

HoR

>>390647
>Is this House of Senate or Representatives?
wtf am I reading? It's the house of representatives you retard.

Haha. That TurboTax crack was pretty funny.

What happened to JJJ?

>>390647

This is the lower house, the House of Representatives.

>>390656
YOU WILL LIKE ABORTIONS DAMNIT!

>>390663
Hey bro, I just wanted to guesstimate how much longer before obama can rub his ass with the bill

>>390656
That would be like saying all vegans are butthurt because some of their taxes might go to meat or someshit.

03-21-2010

The day the Republican Lie-Machine was defeated.

Wow. The healthcare bill not only turned the speaker black, it changed him into a woman.

THIS BILL IS DANGEROUS.

Whose side are you on?

>>390627

The executive order has no baring on the law anyway. It could expire tomorrow and federal funding for abortion would STILL be illegal.

The exec order was just a way to end the idiotic debate over something that is current law.

>>390670
His time expired

>>390684
Aha, no.

As long as there's white suburbanite moral majority sheep in this world, Republicans won't have a problem getting people to listen.

Fuck it I cant watch this sober any more.

PICK MY POISON /new/.

>>390670
They substituted in the black lady for the final general debate, which I think was a bad idea.


J Cubed could bring the gavel down on both parties HARDCORE.
http://images.4chan.org/new/src/1269211608820.jpg

>>390709
Just don't watch it.

The NCAA Tournament is going on.

The republicans reignited the abortion debate. Them and the stupid pro-life democrats. God damn.

"LET'S START OVER AND DO NOTHING EVER!"

>Start over
>bill everybody agrees on
oh u

>>390709
bleach

wtf is every rep from Michigan getting floor time?

>>390723
Fuck that weeaboo shit, Im hitting the vodka

>>390717
Welp, here we go again.

"I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES FOR STUFF I DON'T LIKE, :<"


I pay taxes to help finance the fucking parking patrol, unfortunately, too.

>>390647
>>House of Senate
What the fuck are you even talkinTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME IS EXPIRED.

Tentacle monster!

TENTACLES

IRS will seize your asprin!

"The American people have spoken"

...by voting a Democratic super-majority into congress

>>390750

lol I foresee this becoming a new meme on 4chTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED

The Democratic Party will pull the Healthcare system of the richest most powerful nation on earth into the future tonight...kicking and screaming. There will still be much to do, but be proud America.

Love Europe

I'M FROM MICHIGAN, LOOK AT MY COMB-OVER!

Why are all of Michigan's representatives 1000 years old?

>>390768

Yeah dipshit that's kind of how our representative democracy works. Would you rather we had a giant voting machine in every household where we all vote on the laws every day?

We should replace (user was banned) with (THE POSTERS TIME HAS EXPIRED) on /new/.

GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS WILL FORCE YOU TO HAVE ABORTIONS instead of insurance industry bureaucrats forcing you to die from a disease that costs too much to cure.

Lol, Rangel, corrupt nigger

>>390769
Another stupid forced meTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED

Rangel reminds me of Super Mario.

lol Rangel really?

That was your lowest point?

Liberal here btw.

>>390770
DIIIIIIVE~

MR.RANGEL IS A FUCKING GENTLEMEN, YOU NIGGAS WILL LISTEN TO HIM!

>>390769
I would like to remind the gentleman that we have already voted and passed the "Time has expired" meme bill earlier today.

The Gentlemen from Anonymous is recognised.

>>390783
What are you even arguing with?

>>390770

Thanks! Prepare for golden age faggoTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME IS EXPIRED

Hey Rangel I hear this Bill expands the auditor staff of the IRS.
FEELING GOOD ABOUT THE BILL NOW?

jesus fucking christ. I was in the next room and this guys voice made me think of mort from family guy

hehe, boner

STOP YELLING JESUS FUCK

ITS CAROL CHANNING

Gentlelady and Gentlewoman is pissing me off

How old is this political correctness? Never heard it before

>>390799
I object, that vote was unconstitutional and unrepresenTHE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED

I yield four seconds to the distinguished member of the Franks And Beans Committee, who has the voice of a muppet.

Oh, and ABORTIONS!

Herger is one animated fucker

why is he yelling? the mic is right there

Auto sage.

Needs new thread.

>>390827

Probably about as long as women have been allowed in congress.

>>390846
you can

WE CAN NOT WAIT WE CAN NOT BE PATIENT

>>390829
The gentleman will please remember to HEED THE GAVEL!

Also, I see the shouting has started.

>>390841
All the dem reps yell like the-THE GENTLEMAN'S TIME HAS EXPIRED

LAWDY PRAISE JESUS

Issurace com'ny

black piggy is pissed

ANSWER THE CALL OF HISTORY!

Lewis knows how to do it.

>>390846
more like your face when you get cancer and can't afford shit because you don't have insurance

Dem black people sure do know how to appear angry on a political stage

REVEREND LEWIS!

>>390867

Bahahahahaha

dat applause

THE GENTLEMAN FROM TEXAS

Dude looked like an angry infant. Seriously.

>>390849
>>390849
>>390849
>>390849
>>390849
>>390849
>>390849
>>390849


new thread here
NEW THREAD HERE

I yield 45 seconds to this small grapefruit I found in my passenger seat this morning.

Oh God dat hick.

"Will you listen to an actual politician that knows what they're talking about, or will you listen to the thousands of retards outside?"

YELLING DEMOCRATS

I YIELD 15 SECONDS TO THE PIECE OF GUM STUCK TO THE UNDERSIDE OF MY DESK.

The gentleconfectionary from Wrigley is recognized..

New Thread: >>390901

Utopia!

>>390955

WE ALREADY MADE ONE >>390884