/new/ - News

/new/ - News
Text Boards: /newnew/ & /newpol/

Posting mode: Reply

[Return]

Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.

File : 1268896658.gif-(85 KB, 800x522, 1267216959866.gif)

moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:17 No.359571

Hi guys

I've decided /gif/ is officially /b/'s stand-in while I fix it. There was a scripting exploit which an AnT botnet has flooded. It'll be fixed in a few hours.

All I need are a couple of mods, which I'll be choosing based on the merits of each post ITT.

Enjoy!

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:19 No.359574 make me mod plz (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:19 No.359576 I don't believe you can I ban you?

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:19 No.359577 I really hate Avatar and would like to be a mod on /tv/.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:19 No.359578 wat

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:21 No.359581 hey moot gimme mod status il clean up the filth (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:21 No.359583 I want mod so i can feel like i accomplished something today.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:22 No.359585 I like to crush Ant with my bare hands.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:23 No.359586 what is this i call shenanigans

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:23 No.359587 >>359578 its pretty serious im gonna need at least 3 mods

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:23 No.359588 May i join your crusade moot ? i shall be your Excalibur (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:23 No.359590 File1268897025.jpg-(14 KB, 200x240, n64759126192_8505.jpg) I'll suck yo' dick for mod privileges man

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:23 No.359591 >>359587 make me one then you homo

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:23 No.359592 >>359587 i do not want to be a mod. and i am not going to respond to this thread

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:23 No.359594 I just want to ban racists

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:25 No.359598 I want to ban the fuck out some goyim whitey ass cracker faggots (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:25 No.359600 Racists are evil and should be banned.

>>	(user was banned for this post) 03/18/10(Thu)03:25 No.359602 >>359571 faggot also plain milk

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:26 No.359604 please make me a mod. in exchange i will use the wal-mart intercom to ask AnT to leave.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:26 No.359605 If you were the real moot this thread would be stickied... 0/10.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:26 No.359606 want mod so i can usher the /b/tards back to their dark alley.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:26 No.359608 >>359571 Pretty sure if you mod me I'm just going to go apeshit on everyone and everything I see. (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:26 No.359609 if this post ends in doubles can i be mod ?

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:27 No.359610 MODPOWA

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:28 No.359613 >>359604 agreed

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:28 No.359615 doubles can i be mod ?

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:28 No.359616 Someone just shoot that guy. Or at least slash his tires

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:28 No.359617 with mod priveledges i would ban anyone who posts a picture of a fox having sex with another fox.

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:29 No.359622 >>359605 did you stop to think for a sec that i did not sticky it so kimmos botnets have a hard time finding me i also made the board do different ascii characters to make it harde

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:29 No.359623 can i be mod for a sec i need to ban myself (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:29 No.359624 This is the most retarded thread I have ever seen.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:30 No.359627 please make me a mod so i can ban this anon >>359624

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:31 No.359632 File1268897512.png-(159 KB, 500x500, 1260891763042.png)

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:32 No.359636 >>359624 hurr durr i cant here you over the sound of your faggotry

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:32 No.359637 cans i beee durktop throd mod ? (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:32 No.359638 It's a tough racket Moot, hang in there bro!

>>	wat 03/18/10(Thu)03:33 No.359640 lol

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:34 No.359645 >>359638 and for you a milkshake

>>	Steackware 03/18/10(Thu)03:36 No.359647 someone said durktop ? (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 'BANNED' 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:38 No.359654 ITT: People who think this is the real moot. Lrn2Yotsuba B

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:38 No.359656 >>359654 Actually on Yotsuba B (default SFW board style) admin tags are blue. Click Yotsuba if you don't like it. but keep trollin :)

03/18/10(Thu)03:39 No.359657

>>359654 also for you

.................…………………………._¸„„„„_
…………………….…………...„--~*'¯…….'\
………….…………………… („-~~--„¸_….,/ì'Ì
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/'
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-"
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~"

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:40 No.359660 File1268898017.jpg-(22 KB, 436x406, OP.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:42 No.359665 That is an AWESOME SYMBOL moot!

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:43 No.359668 >>359662 wat

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:43 No.359669 >>359665 spam Ant with it.... o wait

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:43 No.359672 >>359669 derp that would be illegul n shit yo.... mah dik

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:44 No.359675 >>359668 kimmos botnets spamtastic donkey fucking spam

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:44 No.359676 >>359656 Mods are red no matter what. failtroll is fail PS ban me faggot.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:45 No.359678 File1268898308.png-(11 KB, 203x212, OPisaFag.png)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:45 No.359679 I wish to help Moot. Anything I can do.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:45 No.359681 HI MOOT HOW ARE YOU LOLOLOLO

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:46 No.359684 i'll help out

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:47 No.359686 Make your new mods send you their passports to make sure all the posts in this thread aren't just Kimmo samefagging

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:48 No.359688 >>359686 I can scan my driver's license if that helps (in email).

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:48 No.359689 >>359686 i fail to see any logic in this.............

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:49 No.359691 >>359689 its cuz sweden doesnt use passwport

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:49 No.359693 just type evạl() multiple times and post

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:50 No.359694 >>359693 evạl()evạl()evạl()evạl()evạl()evạl()

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:50 No.359696 >>359693 exactly. dumbass troll.

>>	03/18/10(Thu)03:50 No.359697 File1268898659.jpg-(149 KB, 800x600, 1268111794497.jpg) no you didnt

>>	MOOT !YgHHBasVIM 03/18/10(Thu)03:52 No.359703 HAI GUIZ IM MOOT

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:52 No.359705 if you make me a mod i will get down on my knees and e-suck your cock when ever you want. oh and i will "mod" the boards when i get spare time.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:53 No.359709 If I become a mod I will ban >>359705

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:54 No.359712 if i became a mod i would ban anyone who made a post saying what they would do if they became a mod.

Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:54 No.359713

I am THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST THE GREATEST
(𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:55 No.359715 If I am granted mod-powers I will give cake. (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:58 No.359719 Please excuse my newfaggotry, but what is a mod?

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)03:58 No.359720 >>359715 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cake brb

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)03:58 No.359721 I am a Pokemon master so I will be good as a mod if you hire me for the job.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:00 No.359725 What i don't understand is how calling moot a mentally ill psychopath is supposed to turn us against him. Like... that's why we're all here.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:04 No.359730 Hey m00t. Fuck you. You can't ban me.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:05 No.359733 File1268899529.jpg-(154 KB, 558x558, 1241637115319.jpg) fuck this website and everybody who browses it

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)04:05 No.359734 i just wanted to say i suck cocks

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)04:07 No.359736 >>359734 nice try mister i have a space after my name lol

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)04:08 No.359738 >>359733 sadly agreed

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)04:08 No.359739 lol what

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:09 No.359741 File1268899756.jpg-(76 KB, 750x600, 1266102469264.jpg) I'm here for ya, moot.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:11 No.359745 File1268899888.jpg-(28 KB, 350x297, 1266470092340.jpg) Also >>359733 >>359730 >>359734

>>	moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn 03/18/10(Thu)04:15 No.359751 shitskinned niggers are subhuman pieces of shit that need to be fucking purged. cry moar, shitskinned porch monkey coons.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:17 No.359755 File1268900230.jpg-(21 KB, 731x107, bshit.jpg) It's like I am really in newfaggistan

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:22 No.359760 >>359755 Fucking. Finally. Fuck off failtroll

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:23 No.359766 Fugu shark topple till the day with all for them without the tall and very mixed for the day towel forever despite master cation (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:37 No.359785 >>359719 Me again. Still wondering what a mod is.

>>	sage 03/18/10(Thu)04:39 No.359788 k, stop bumping, /b/ really is back now.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)04:40 No.359789 I am a black muslim living off of welfare money in seattle. I've impregnated several white women as well as giving countless others a variety of stds. (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)14:09 No.361052 moot close down /news/

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)14:11 No.361059 File1268935885.jpg-(299 KB, 856x564, 2010-02-14_223623.jpg) I'm a gigantic faggot.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)14:20 No.361097 >>359571 not moot, just in case no one has posted this yet. his trip remains red whether you're in yotsuba, yotsuba b, futaba, or whatever.

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)14:25 No.361117 The. Mod now?

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)14:29 No.361142 >moọt >not moot

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)14:31 No.361150 can i be mod (𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝗔𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝗔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓)

>>	Anonymous 03/18/10(Thu)14:37 No.361176 File1268937428.png-(1.94 MB, 960x1800, 1258516043849.png) >moọt !Ep8pui8Vɯ2 ♯♯ Admịn >♯♯

[Return]

Delete Post [File Only]
Password

Style [Yotsuba | Yotsuba B | Futaba | Burichan]

Watched Threads

	Poster	Thread Title
[V][X]	Anonymous
[V][X]	Anonymous
[V][X]	Anonymous
[V][X]	Anonymous
[V][X]	Anonymous	cowboy ronnie
[V][X]	Anonymouse...!!oV83rRGPsIW
[V][X]	Anonymous
[V][X]	Anonymous
[V][X]	Anonymous
[V][X]	Anonymous
[V][X]	Anonymous	Some Fargo resi...