>>32925

DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP SEMANTICS

>>The Right standing up and clapping

What is this witchcraft

>Eliminate Capital Gains Tax on small businesses
holy shitballs


also

DAT.INFRASTRUCTURE

WE'RE GOING TO TAMPA

I AM SO SICK OF BULLSHIT TALK AND NO ACTION


ALL TALK
NO ACTION

MORE CLAPPING

I HATE YOU OBAMA. GO GET SHOT, YOU ASSHOLE.

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FUCKING FINALLY!@

PELOSI'S FACE IS FROZEN, GOD DAMN IT STOP FUCKING CLAPPING

inb4

U.S.A chants

TAX COMPANIES MORE TAXES FOR COMPANIES

I don't know about any of you guys, but I am fucking pumped for a new train system.

FUCK YEAH BULLET TRAIN!!!!

lol pelosi you so crazy

SMILE MOTHER FUCKER

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

U MAD REPUBLICANS?

Also too much goddamn clapping.

DID I HEAR LAUGHING

LOOK AT HIS TROLL FACE HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>infrastructure

god obama is such an empty unopinionated political vessel

>eliminate capital gains tax on small business

ohshi

>bullet train

fuck yeah

BOOLET TRAIN

SOME STAY DRY BUT OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN

ITT: Stormfrontfags and butthurt republicans

>>33658
Even democrats and liberals hate Obama.

GOOD THINGS GUNNA HAPPEN
CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

I hear boo-ing...

>>33621
>>33625
>>33637
>>33615
>>33641
>>33645
>>33647
>>33652
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BARRY SOETORO IS SPEAKING

>>33677
Bullshit

>>33685
lol'd

>>33677

Lol no.

His approval ratings are still higher than Bush's were.

BONER

who's the black woman to pelosi's left

ITT: Faggots don't realize that these are all meaningless words.

>>33670
***I turn away from the mic for a standing ovation

What did he say about trains?

WAITAN GAEMS

Obama is officially not that bad anymore.

c'mon the other nations are doing it

INFRASTRUCTURE X 12

>>33705
A small railway will be built in Florida.

god american politics lacks serious balls

"I do not accept 2nd place for the United States of America"

GET EM BARACK

>>33694
>>33690
Retards. Yeah, Bush's was higher because it was 20%. Where do you think he's lost his ground? Not the conversatives.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE

NO YOU'RE NOT

WELL TOO BAD OBAMA BECAUSE USA WILL NEVER BE NUMBER 1 AT ANYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN PROMISES

lol "we're number 1" chant

>>33722
>INFRASTRUCTURE 1200

My god, he's so ORANGE

>>33724
yeah, I saw that... wtf does Florida need high-speed rail for?!!? Maybe I'm missing something here.

FINANCIAL REFORM? OH FUCK THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR

>Tax cuts = more jobs

It's like I'm really listening to George Bush.

HIT THE DECK

HE'S NOW TARGETTING BANKS!

>>33705
We're going to buy really fast (expensive) ones, this will require retracking much of the 3rd largest (geographically) nation on the planet.

Also, despite their speed they still won't be on time and no one will ride them.

"I'm not interested in punishing the banks"

WHAT A PUSSY

Nice little jab there at the retarded republicans.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/28/us/politics/28obama.text.html

it's like i'm in the future

>>We need to make sure the middle class isn't financially retarded.

I'm okay with this.

AWKWARD CLAP... PAUSE

>>33709
/lit/terati just watching this thread, why have you been swayed? Bullet trainz?

HOW LOOONG

NOT LOONG

CAUSE WHAT YOU REAP

IS WHAT YOU SOW


UNH

like Obama is actually going to veto the financial bill

REESERCH GRANTS

FUCK YEAR MURICA BARACK GONNA GET EM

>>33751
Tampafag present. Public transportation is absolute shit here.

>>33699
TRUTH

OH MAN I AM MOVIN TO THE US OF A RIGHT NOW

GOBAMA!

Wish we got bullet trains here in Australia.

They promised them like ... in the fucking 90's, my City which is one of the largest in Australia does not even have a transit system, what the fuck.

This is nothing but a glorified circlejerk for Democrats, and boy are they making the most out of it.

APPLAUSE AFTER EVERY SENTENCE
DERPITY DERPITY DERP DUH DERP

FUCK YES NUCLEAR POWER

Solar Panels

Like death panels, only economic.

NUCLEAR POWEEEER

new nuclear plants yes plz

>>33759
You act like having to retrack the country is a bad thing. It would have happened whenever we finally implemented improved train systems, and it means giving jobs to everyone who designs, builds, and runs trains, as well as people to tear up and re-lay the tracks.

>>33803

I think everyone realises

lol @ at some people not giving a fuck and staying seated

>>33801
>Amerifag present. Public transportation is absolute shit here.
Fixed.

>>33814

Every state of the union is like this you idiot, even Bush's last one when everyone hated him.

YES MORE SPENDING

>Repubs going batshit over nuclear power plants and oil

hahaha oh wow

>>33815
>>33817
FUCK YEAR NUKE-U-LER

>nuclear
yesss
>off-shore drilling
grrr

That's great we're going to invest in research, but WHERE WILL THE MONEY COME FROM?

Nuclear Power, ftw.

BWHAHAHA CLIMATE CHANGE

BOOO! SCIENCE!

BOOOO!

BOOOOOOOOOO GROAN BOOOOO AL GORE WHERE U AT?

>>33813
LOL Australia

You shouldn't even be here right now.

Oh and are you enjoying that new law about banning small breasted woman porn?

Seriously, he's orange as fuck.

>>33848
"The bankers!"
"YEEEAAAH!!!!"

>disagree with the overwhelming scientific evidence

LOL

I like Obama now, he's officially fucking over the super rich and giving to the middle class.

Kicks so much ass.

BIDEN STOP BIDING

>>33845
he also lol'd at climate change deniers

"We need to export more of our goods"

No shit...

>>33869

Obama the new Robin Hood?

He's talking about exporting shit for once? Wow.

Doubling our exports over next 5 years = 2 million new jobs. Likes.

does all the sofu has this much claping

What's Ron Paul doing right now I can't see him?

>>33869
I'll believe it when it happens.

Sorry to play the cliche world weary, jaded, "both parties are heads of the same beast man," shit, but Obama did jackshit when the democrats had a supermajority, what the fuck is he gonna do now?

>>33814
These State of the Unions are always circlejerk parties. ALWAYS

loldecades of research about climate change derailed by one misinterpreted and distorted e-mail.

loldecades of social advocacy by ACORN ruined by a felon using edited and misleading footage.

Fucking mainstream America, sometimes I hate being a part of you.

hey, he finally realized that every country besides us has import tariffs while we don't... woooo

>ignore Steven Chu
>make fancy State of the Union Address about environmental reform
>outline a budget on Feb. 1st cutting down domestic spending on both the Department of Interior and the EPA

>>33904
yeah you just know that the repubs are thinking "like hell you will"

This would actually be pretty good if it wasn't all lies.

>>33905
It'd be awesome if next year Obama came out, said "We're fucked!" and went back to work.

I came in late. Has he mentioned don't ask don't tell yet? I want to see the reaction.

>>33768

Yeah if this is the case I'd join the fucking Reapers.

TRUE BLACK SHEPERD IS TYRONE SHEPERD, NOT THIS HALF HONKEY BITCH. AIN'T GET SHIT DONE AGAINST A GALATIC THREAT BY BEIN BY-PARTISAN WITH THOSE CRACKER ASS SALARIANS.

stand up, clap sit down, stand up clap, sit down...
stand up, clap sit down, stand up clap, sit down...
stand up, clap sit down, stand up clap, sit down...
stand up, clap sit down, stand up clap, sit down...
stand up, clap sit down, stand up clap, sit down...
stand up, clap sit down, stand up clap, sit down...
stand up, clap sit down, stand up clap, sit down...
stand up, clap sit down, stand up clap, sit down...
stand up, clap sit down, stand up clap, sit down...

Fuck yeah, get that No Child Left Behind shit out of here.

DOUBLE EXPORTS

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING EXPORT

He mentioned Canada.

thanks obama, for thinking about us...

>Then, the Republican response by Gov. Bob McDonnell (R-VA) and viewer reaction.

I can't wait

>>33915
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>33910

Your image sir, you have forgotten your image.

>>33925
not yet.
you only missed the "I HATE TARP" circlejerk

>>33925
not yet

>>33912
I guarantee, every republican is just smirking at every word said. "He's pressing for bipartisanship, AND trying to get things done? Election's as good as ours."

>>33925
>>33925

Nope. Waiting for this myself.

>>33925
No, removing "don't ask don't tell" was just another one in a long list of his campaign lies

>>33935
NIGGERS

10K FOR COLLEGE

"A high school diploma no longer guarantees a good job"

A bachelor's degree no longer guarantees a good job. Keep up with the time Obama..

4 year tax credit for community colleges...

WITH WHAT FUCKING MONEY MORON!!!

FUCK YEAR NEO LIBERALISM

LETS RAPE ASIA

Of course, he gives money to college students AFTER I can't afford to keep going.

>>33955
WE'LL SELL THEM BY THE HUNDREDS.

DEBT FORGETTAN

[Obligatory pandering to the collegefags that got him in office]

ALL DEBT FOR FORGIVEN AFTER 20 YEARS FUCK YEAH OBAMA JUST LIKE THE UK

>>33953

Gays really shouldn't be open about their gayness in the military, nothing against them.

MORE COLLEGE LESS JOBS

Only pay 10%?

Nice...

Awesome Obama is awesome

(if its true)

Finally! He's talking about the college reform he mentioned during the campaign.

>>33971

The problem is there's too much people with bachelors.

Phase 2
Enslave academia

Wow it will only take 10% of my income to pay off student loans, never mind that new graduates live paycheck to paycheck!

Oh yeah sure, lower college tuition after I graduate, thanks :| .

>>33976

So if he raises taxes you bitch, but if he cuts taxes, you bitch?

Hmmmm.

You hear that after 10 or 20 years your college loan disappears? and you only have to pay 10% of it?

So.... who pays the other 90% that disappears?

faggots what are you doing? come to

#sotu on irc.rizon.net

Let's hear this proposal on how to move forward on Health Insurance Reform.

Bitches gon' get told.

A room full of liars and crooks putting on a cheesy show..

what the FUCK biden, is the smiliest person i have ever seen ever

>let's clear a few things up...
Oh shit, here we go...

MY PENIS TINGLES OH GREAT OBAMA

>>34011

We have no money to fund ANY of this, what don't you understand?

It means more Barrowing from china

>>33944
Sorry. I was too angry at the blatant hypocrisy laden in this fucking speech to find the coolface img.

God damn it, Obama! This feels like... Like...You're a Salvation Army Santa Claus robbing me of hope. I always knew that Santa Claus didn't exist, but you've robbed me of even the illusion of a government For The People.

kind of enjoyed those education proposals

>>34024
Only have to pay 10% per year dipshit.

I'm about to stand on my fucking chair I'm so pumped up!

REPUBLICANS ARE MAAAAAAAD

So now we're going to start penalizing banks and schools for making a profit in their industry? Genius!

>>34024
If it's like the UK (with the 20 year thing) then the taxpayer already subsidises it enough not to matter.

Michelle Obama tackling fatties

I endorse this

>>34036
Every time Obama lies, Biden smiles.

'Thank you honey'

d'awwwwww :3

I'd like to salute my wife, who has no political power whatsoever.

double exports RETAINS jobs; not make new ones! Listen to what he is saying (it would be good if true, but do not interpret it to make it seem better)

Shout out to his wife yo

Michelle must have a stick up her ass.

OH MY GOD

Terrorist eye-wink!

Dawww, Michelle is shy :3

Shit was so Disney movie when he looked at his wife and clapped.

Makes me pissed, otherwise this is pretty kickass so far.

Michelle's got way too much makeup on, as usual.

1/11th of it in 20 years
hmmm

and suddenly, /new/ turns into /fa/

>>34062
Will this result in higher taxes?

what about all the new debt he's going to put us in with all these tax cuts?

lol Americans are too dumb to understand my healthcare bill - Obama

i bet she's gonna let him do anal tonight

Summary: we want to own you. Literally.

Come on Joe Wilson, your time is now!

>>34107
UK taxes are as follows.... 20% on everything under around 35K, 40% on everything over 35K 50% over 100K.

why even sit down, you're gonna get up and clap again in 30 seconds. silly congressmen.

HEALTH CARE PLAN IS SHIT. WATERED DOWN PIECE OF SHIT, REDO IT RIGHT FUCKING CONGRESS

>>34111

You are now picturing Obama saying "I'm gonna tap that ass tonight"

>>34056
>>34056
>>34056
Looks like someone hasn't heard of the Education Bubble. This has been proposed for years to make the system more stable.

Ditto with banks. It's actually healthier for them to have a cap, because it keeps them from going batshit insane like they have over the past 2 decades.

I'm all for more taxes, cause I'm not paying them

FUCK YOU RICH PEOPLE!

He is lying about health insurance... but why is he still beating this dead horse?

What congressmen are tweeting from the SOTU:

"lol at this boring speech. rofl"

>Obama trolling Republicans
>Republicans applaud

wut

SINGLE FUCKING PAYER JESUS YOU GUYS

"Yall niggas let me kno aight"

Just imagine if McCain were giving this address

>>34130

I lol'd

I can totally picture it.

"I'm gonna tap that ass...TONIGHT!"

*APPLAUSE*

>"Let me know! Let me see it!"

Ohhhhhhhh, shit sonnnn! I think that was a MOTHERFUCKIN CHALLENGE!

So close, yet all his plans take around 2 decades.

>>34129

NO NO NO AMERICANS NEED IT NOW PRETEND EVERYTHING IS OK HERP DERP

Improved infrastructure, trade, education, health care.....why do people dislike these things?

>>34125
>50% over 100K.

GIT ER DONE!!!!

LOL here comes bush blameing

LOL he stopped them before they clapped.

>>34148

he couldnt point at his wife if he tried

>>34166
Maybe it's actually 150K. It's one of those two.

AND YOUR STIMULUS SHITHEAD

>>34166

It should be 50% here too.

>>34148
>Drone drone drone...my friends...drone drone drone...maverick...drone drone drone...

THANKS GEORGIE

>>34179
The first two are right though. The 20% and 40% ones.

>>34148
>Implying that after a few minutes in power he wouldn't keel over.

Biden: "Asshole"

MCCAIN IS NOT PLEASED

>>34163

CUZ THAT SHIT IS UNAMERICAN

"all this was before i walked into the door"

LOL AT MCAINS REACTION

McCain Mad

This gets my hopes up again, sadly.

>>34163
because he's going to charge the wealthy, successful people for it.

ADD 1 TRILLION TO DEBT.

RIGHT THING TO DO.

ceiling cam is watching joe biden masturbate

I have to loosen my belt because I'm overweight :\

WAIT- freeze government spending for 3 years?

WAT

Basically McCain's plan from the start.

>>34205
Well the inflation will eat it up.

What were the exceptions to the freeze again?

>>34166
Just thirty years ago, you guys were taxing the most wealthy at 70%. And before that, somewhere in the 90%s.

>>34221

OH SHIT

FREEZE DAT SHIT, NIG

OBAMA'S SECRETLY A REPUBLICAN

just look at the red tie

>>34221
he means they won't spend anything MORE than they do now. Not stop spending.

>>34146

god i hated that

LET ME KNOW GUYS!! LET ME KNOW!!

Majority of Americans want single payer/public option you retard.

Palin would be sitting behind being all rogue and shit.

>>34242
His tie is red because he's a communist, duh.

>>34203

>>Implying that they're going to go broke if they can't afford another holiday bonus and Caribbean cruise

>>34203
Well fuck them. I want to ride the goddamn bullet train to a job I got with my college degree. The survival and success of the country as a whole is more important than any one tax bracket.

REPUBS, BIPARTISANSHIP

SORT OF WANT

>>34230
nigga please

Didn't we just shoot this down? Why bring it back?

Executive Order - Because secretly, I want to be a dictator.

AW SHIT SON EXECUTIVE ORDER

YEAA BOIIIIII

>>33658
They always clap like this, even when Bush had become a lame duck president. It's just to be nice I guess.

It's still just WORDS.

PAY AS YOU GO FUCK YEAR

>>34268
>Implying the richest 1% care about America at all.

>>34242
BIDEN'S SECRETLY A FAG
just look at the purple tie

Anyone else think this is all just a bunch of bullshit thats never going to see the light of day?

>>34287
>>34287
>>34287

LOL NBC GLITCH

Y ARE THEY LAUGHING

>>34243
haha good one....

I'm pretty sure Pelosi is some sort of animatronic. That fucker isn't real.

Same with Geithner. He looks like he's made of wax.

The fuck? Wait until 2011 to freeze the budget? He's doing that because of elections. Fuck that shit.

Gasp, debt is bad? I never knew!

>>33658

Welcome to speeches.

Obama's cronies are a little distracting. I wouldn't have let them sit behind me like that if I was him, frankly.

DRINK

>>34300

The Dems won't back him, the Republicans will block him. Same as this past year.

>>34300

yes

OH SHIT

HE JUST VERBALLY BITCH SLAPPED THE RIGHT

>>34306

Part 3

the Republicans didn't like that last one

>>34312

LIAR

VISA TOLD ME ID GET A CAR IF I MAX MY CARDS EVERY MONTH

CUT TAXES FOR THE TOP 1%
ELIMINATE REGULATIONS (FOR THE TOP 1%'S BUSINESSES)

ALL PROBLEMS GO AWAY

>>34268
>Implying you will ride the goddamn bullet train to a job I got with my college degree

>>34305
its like an inside joke or something,

So....trains? What? I know our current train system is shit, but does anon think improving it will actually make people use it? Trains haven't been very important to public transportation for years. What's going to change?

>>34346
yes we see how thats done for us so far

It would suck being there, having to get up and sit down every fucking time you want to clap.

Turns out all the talk about the budget freeze was just testing the waters. OUTCOME: it didn't pass over well(which is good)

SOLUTION: Say you're thinking about it over the next year and NEVER implement it.

>I post on the internet, this makes me the most trustworthy president of all time

>>34281
>>34281
>>34281
>Obama's a dictator, despite Bush pushing for the Patriot Act.
>DERPA DERP

>>34306

New thread

STEALTH NOTE

The judges are too cool to stand up and clap.

Lol sneaky paying out of Israel and AIPAC right there Obama

who dat fat black woman?

>>34365
Hell yeah! Cause I can relate to that.

OH SHIT

OBAMA'S GOING WEB 2.0 ON US

>>34318
It has to be tough on Pelosi and Biden to sit right behind the Pres. The cameras, and thus the American people, are staring right at them. They can't really do much but sit and try not to fidget too much.

>>34373
>>34281
All presidents except for George Washington want to be a dictator. You have to crave power to want to become president.

REPUBLICAN STATUS: TOLD

>>34357
>Trains haven't been very important to public transportation for years.
Yes they have. Your Chevy Suburban subdivision is not indicative of the world.

SECURE THE GODDAMN BORDERS O-MAN! REPUBLIFAGS REAL MAD NAO! No moar cheap housekeeping and landscaping.