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01/27/10(Wed)20:57 No. 33027 http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Yes_we_beer_can_US_abuzz_with_State_01272010.html This year, "hope" and "change" both require a swig of something, as do mentions of Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran or Pakistan. "Let
me be clear" and "make no mistake" get a shot each, and if Obama
references problems that his administration inherited, players drink a
shot of something aged. Drinks are also required if the camera zooms in on someone. A
camera shot of First Lady Michelle Obama earns a jigger, and if the
camera shows the first lady's well-cut arms, players take another step
towards getting well-cut themselves, in both meanings of the word,
because that shot of hooch has to be delivered using a bicep curl. If
Obama mentions the word "stimulus", you drink an espresso -- which
might be welcome relief after the shot downed for "reform", the shot
taken without moving any facial muscles if the camera zooms in on House
of Representatives speaker Nancy Pelosi, or the shot if Obama
introduces a special guest. Initially inspired by former
president George W. Bush's unique use of the English language, the cue
words are revised every year and posted on the web at
www.drinkinggame.us. Two years ago -- the last time the State of
the Union drinking game was held -- Americans bade farewell to the word
'nukular', the Bushism for nuclear, downing a shot when Bush said it --
that way -- in the speech. Nukular didn't make it onto this
year's list, because Obama doesn't say it. Gone, too, this year are
mentions of "God" or any euphemism for God, which would have earned you
two drinks under Bush, "water-boarding", "Guantanamo", and any mention
of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. In are mentions of
either Bill or Hillary Clinton, the Copenhagen climate summit and the
expression "through no fault of their own" if Obama is talking about
unemployment. The latter only earns a shot for any of the millions of Americans who are out of a job and happen to be playing.