you are gay for using AOL

4chan and the public never mix well

>4chan's News board is special because they are so quick to share breaking news. If you spend much time lurking here you'll often be the first among your friends to hear about some stories. And then people will respect and envy you.

>>2803881
Who said I used AOL? The site is owned by AOL Time Warner, I suppose.

>>2803892
>genital mutilation
If they had left out that line there would have been more takers.

>/jp/
>A place for Otakus (aka weaboos), people who have a passion for all things Japanese to share photos of their Hello Kitty Backpacks and Pocky.

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE TROLL LEVELS OFF THE CHARTS

This article was written by a master troll.

>/v/
Often called "Vidya," this board is for gamers who want to talk about games.

trolololololo

>>2803927
Not to mention
>calling it "Otaku Culture" rather than Japan/General

If he was gonna do that, he should've called /r9k/ "beta as fuck", /v/ "The Vidya", and /vp/ "Team Rocket"

>/adv/ - A newer board, this is one of my favorite. It's like a crowdsourced advice column. The responses are heartfelt and smart, other times hilariously snarky.

holy fuck I lold my face off

>/g/

Images of gadgets and tech from past, present and future. This one's less about discussion and more about eye-candy. Users often post photos of their "battlestations" (home computer setups featuring massive screens and gaming peripherals).

holy shit

lol@the troll /new/ description

>/v/

>Talking about video games

>4chan's News board is special because they are so quick to share breaking news. If you spend much time lurking here you'll often be the first among your friends to hear about some stories. And then people will respect and envy you.

I don't believe this shit!

>>2803848
/a/- They forgot to mention the doubles game, threads about 'moe is killing the industry' and non-anime related 'are you ronery' threads
/cm/- Also known as homolust board
/int/- Ignore first sentence /int/ is my nation is better then your nation rather then actual cultural discussion
/jp/- Did they miss the 30 Touhou and visual novel threads?
/u/- How did they fuck up this definition?

/fit/ -Physical fitness tips and photos of weight loss progress are just a few of the discussion topics you'll find on 4chan's fitness board.

AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>2803848

>whomever

Fucking no.

>/mu/
>Another favorite. This is a place to talk about your favorite music, but more importantly, make fun of others' favorite music. The discussion here can approach Pitchfork levels of snobbery. Other threads are just full of lonely death metal fans.

So, so true.

This bitch has obviously never went to /co/, that place isn't strictly western stuff, and is dominated mostly by animation now not comics.

>>2803992
/a/ is awful, I don't even know why there are still people left in that shithole.

>>2804001
"whomever" is correct. lrn2grammar.
>>2804009
It's missing the part about ITAOTS spam, and people sharing their last.fm profiles.

>>2804028
Mostly for Strike Witches/Saki/Hyakko threads. The 'pedos' are about the only likeable posters.

jesus christ I hope this was a troll

I love how the picture for /new/ was a train :|

>>2804053

That was for the transportation board.

>>2804053

The only place the author got right is /mu/.

>/adv/ - A newer board, this is one of my favorites.
>mentions absolutely nothing about racism on /new/

I want to eat this man's entrails.

>/tv/ - A place to talk about TV and film
>A place to talk about TV and film
>to talk about TV and film
>TV and film

LOL LOL LOL

>/v/ - this board is for gamers who want to talk about games.
>for gamers who want to talk about games
>gamers who want to talk about games
>who want to talk about games

LOL LOL LOL LOLOLOLOLOL

>making fun of all the Yurop faggots on /int/ and /sp/
>/lit/ - I find this to be one of the most enriching boards.

You have redeemed yourself good sir.

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I just hate it when people call /b/ 4chan because when I'm browsing /tg/ or something people ask what I'm looking at and then they smile knowingly 'Oh, 4chan'
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the rage is not bearable.

>/e/
>Ecchi
>Ecchi is the softcore alternative to /d/. Like, for if you just want to see a Kim Possible nip slip.

>/e/ is a softcore version of /d/.

OH GOD, MY GUT HURTS

Goddamnit. That's what /b/ is supposed to be, to scare retards off so they don't come to the actual boards that matter.

Goddamnit.

c/lit/ the most enriching board? lol yeah right.

Also, how can we get back? I say we get a bunch of parents to go to 4chan or let their kids go, and then make them mad at urlesqe for telling them it was ok.

>>2804140

No you fucking retard. We don't "get back", because that just brings us more attention. Idiots like you is why we're in this mess in the first place.

>4chan's News board is special because they are so quick to share breaking news. If you spend much time lurking here you'll often be the first among your friends to hear about some stories

/sci/ - Nerds talking about science and math. Simple enough. Kids who try to post their homework are banned, which is hilarious.

>Kids who try to post their homework are banned, which is hilarious.

no

>>2804163

I'm trying to list one thing I learned from /new/ before anywhere else.

Doesn't help my homepage is drudge report.

>>2804140
I wasn't really too upset about his intentions to increase the userbase. I was mainly upset with how inaccurate all the descriptions were.
>>2804169
Also, no mention of "Science vs. Religion"

Millions of unique visitors visit 4chan a month: this is hardly an obscure website, you faggots.

>>2804189

That's not the point.

>>2804189

NO ITS A CLUBHOUSE NO NORMALS ALLOWED

>>2804189
See
>>2804184

>>2804189

That isn't it you jack-off. It's that the author got every single board wrong, except maybe /mu/.

>>2804161
LOL 4chan internet undergroundz!!!11!

at least 404 it for a little while.

>>2804140
>implying /lit/ isn't the most intelligent and enriching board on 4chan

>Often called "Vidya," this board is for gamers who want to talk about games.

Ha.

>>2803948

What point are you trying to make here?

Look at the directories. Moot changed /jp/ to Otaku Culture due to request at least a year ago and the rules for the board changed with it.

>>2803848
The couldn't tell the awful truth about /new/

>4chan's News board is special because they are so quick to share breaking news. If you spend much time lurking here you'll often be the first among your friends to hear about some stories. And then people will respect and envy you.

>/new/
>News 4chan's News board is special because they are so quick to share breaking news. If you spend much time lurking here you'll often be the first among your friends to hear about some stories. And then people will respect and envy you.

lol, they think theres news on /new/.

>>2804573
>i don't understand how sarcasm works

>/adv/
>A newer board, this is one of my favorite.

fuuuuuu

>/new/
>4chan's News board is special because they are so quick to share breaking news. If you spend much time lurking here you'll often be the first among your friends to hear about some stories. And then people will respect and envy you.

FUUUUUUUUUU

>/r9k/
>One of the most fascinating boards

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>/fa/
>4chan's fashion board is surprisingly vibrant and full of stylish people you might not expect to even know what 4chan is. It's a place to talk about fashion trends, post images of your closet, and rate people's daily wear.

>4chan's News board is special because they are so quick to share breaking news. If you spend much time lurking here you'll often be the first among your friends to hear about some stories. And then people will respect and envy you.

>It's a place to talk about fashion trends, post images of your closet, and rate people's daily wear.

The only things in the closet are /fa/'s posters.

Here's something about /an/.
>This board is for photos of plants and animals alone with discussion on how to care for pets and plants.
And also the best board to talk about how you fuck your dog.

No guys. You don't get it.

We're special.

>/k/
>This is where gun nuts, military history aficionados and guys who inexplicably own seven samurai swords gather to talk about things that shoot, chop, stab and explode.

>A place for Otakus (aka weaboos), people who have a passion for all things Japanese to share photos of their Hello Kitty Backpacks and Pocky.
>4chan's News board is special because they are so quick to share breaking news. If you spend much time lurking here you'll often be the first among your friends to hear about some stories. And then people will respect and envy you.
>Nerds talking about science and math. Simple enough. Kids who try to post their homework are banned, which is hilarious.
>Often called "Vidya," this board is for gamers who want to talk about games.
Wow, it's like this person has never been on any of these boards at all.

>4chan's fashion board is surprisingly vibrant and full of stylish people you might not expect to even know what 4chan is. It's a place to talk about fashion trends, post images of your closet, and rate people's daily wear.

trollin trollin trollin