LOOK AT US, WE'RE ATTENTION WHORES!!!

Damn, only if I lived in Texas, I got a New Testament or something from a career fair

So uh, how about dat higher average IQ lib and atheist fags?

This isn't news. This is just provocation by a small group of people nobody cares about.

Coming from an atheist.

Alright! I can get behind this.

>>261424

in b4 counter trade

How dare atheists try to push their beliefs unto me!

Wait... who the fuck still has actual physical porn nowadays?

Atheist here. Those guys are militant extremist attention whore faggots that should just an hero.

Although i do agree porn > religious texts.

I lol'd. This is actually pretty amusing.

>>261428
Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

>>261437
Seriously

Download 100+ GB from Brazzers in the past week

>>261437
Atheists can't computer.

Does this mean porn is the official holy text of the Athiest religion?

>>261456

Well, it is rather humanist, being about the glory of the body and relationships and all that...

>>261456
No, that's the God Delusion. It must be, considering half of reddit can quote it from memory.

>>261409
who is this bitch?

Ugh, was this really necessary? They could easily advance their agenda without being so grossly offensive.

>>261465
>reddit

HAHAOHWOW.JPG

what does porn have to do with atheism? You can be atheist and a prude. You can be atheist and practice abstinence.

>>261473
>Implying they can

Sauce,
That bitch is hot

>>261483
Nothing to do with atheism

They're just trading smut (bible, has violence and what not) for other smut (porn)

Just IRL trolls

I'm tempted to kill me some atheist

>>261494
BURN THE HERETICS

>>261483
>You can be atheist and a prude.

Show me one prude atheist, I dare you...

>>261497
>>261494
Though shalt not kill

>Robin Lorkovic, an 18-year-old freshman from Houston, disagreed. Lorkovic stood near the “Smut for Smut” table holding a cardboard sign that said “God Loves You! Keep your Bible and learn from it!”

>“I don't really feel like that is appropriate at all,” Lorkovic said. “I am a Christian, I believe in God's love and I am here to stand my ground and stand up for what I believe in.”

PROTIP: If you have to join some sort of faggoty group to reinforce your disbelief in a divine being, you're just as bad as the christfags/mudslimes/etc.

>>261499
I don't know any atheists personally

But I can do better, imagine how many pornstars are religious?

>>261409

why do they pick on the bible? Why not the koran or some hindu text.

the new testament is rather harmless and that is what Christians follow more or less. Do they realize this? the old testament is referred to more by Jews I think.

>>261500
>Implying Space Marines care
>Implying you are not unclean
>Implying that I'm not going to purge you

Violence doesn't necessarily make something smutty. These people are retards.

>>261506
Hmmm....

FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY!

>>261499
My gf is a slutty atheist if that is worth anything.

>>261507
They don't even realize that rejecting Christianity and (some) religion is also a rejection of Free Will . And they believe in naturalism AKA You can never be a special snowflack cuz genetics.

>>261507
>why do they pick on the bible? Why not the koran or some hindu text.

Cause, that would be offensive

>>261507
Probably because Christianity is more profound, or at least more well known and thus more publicity. They should've done ever religious text and then used examples such as "The Bible, The Koran, The..." so it was still mentioning the texts.

When referring to god in America it usually defaults to the Christian god, or that's how I've perceived it.

>>261518
No that is the exact opposite

>>261519
>They don't even realize that rejecting Christianity and (some) religion is also a rejection of Free Will

But isn't your free will to reject religion?

>>261527
No your genetically inclined to.

>>261507
Because it's Texas and there are no Muslims or Hindus there

>>261507
Actually it's all religious texts. Makes me want to show up with a trashbag full of that wicca bullshit and take all their porn. I've never bothered with hard copies since I have a computer. Figure it'd expand my mind.

Saweet!

>>261529
Like how I just used your instead of you're. Not my fault just mah genetics.

I wonder how Mr. Bananaman and his boytoy Kirk Cameron will react to this...

>>261525
I know but I think she is like most other Atheist slutty and has a loose moral compass. She cheated on me for no reason but the hell of it. I know everyone cheats but the way she went about, using her phone, being blatant, showed how much little she cares for herself and others. Fucking atheist.

>>261519
It's not a rejection of free will. It's the use of it. Speaking as a christfag, God gave us the ability to choose what we want. Even if those choices take us away from him. He left it up to each one of us to choose.

>>261499
And how many "religious" people perform anal sex/sodomy?

In some people's eyes, that is worse than sex

*hands in bible*
*walks away with There's A Negro in My Mom!*

I am an Atheist. I say we should gather together and have a bible burn.

>>261544
I don't think that has to do atheism, just a dumb bitch

>>261507

Because Christianity is the dominant religion in America/Texas, and it's the one that causes the most trouble, so it makes the most sense to poke fun at it and work against its negative influence.

>>261524
No, it's only liberal atheists that do stuff like this.

It has to do with their habit of supporting the "underdog". Go on any forum famous for their rabid liberals like fark.com. Find a discussion on religion and you'll quickly notice a few very bold beliefs they hold.

1. Religion is dumb (which I agree with)
2. Specifically, Christianity is evil
3. Islam/Buddhism/anything except Christianity ISN'T dumb but is just misunderstood

>>261553
Find me a smart atheist bitch... I dare you...

>>261549
I am an Metalhead. I say we should gather together and have a Rap/Hip-hop burn.

>>261553
Yea it does. She never went to church as a young child and it shows in her manners.

>>261558
To elaborate, I realize this is a logicfail, but those are the claims they make.

I'm an atheist btw.

>>261560
I am an Atheist. I agree to this as well.

>>261559
Again, I really don't know any atheists

But I have something better, dumb theists

>For more than a week, Ria Ramkissoon watched passively as her 1-year-old son wasted away, denied food and water because the older woman she lived with said it was God's will.

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20100224/US.Child.Slain.Cult/

>>261559
i have a smart theist. Its close enough without her being dumb enough to follow mainstream religion.

>>261565
>implying not going to church = having bad manners

>>261575
Why do people think other people know Gods will? That's what kills me the most.

>>261575
>>261575
She was crazy how does this have to with religion. And no, religion doesn't make people crazy or whatever stupid argument you will have.

Oh no, not porn. And some political gimmick that no one has to take part in if they don't want to. Big surprise that the 4chan conservative/libertarian brigade hates it.

How the fuck to you misanthropic killjoys find this site?

>>261580
Church goers seem to be better socially adjusted and not as ignorant of others. Just my experience in life.

>>261585

We used to be edgy atheist wiener kids when we first found the site. We have since grown up.

>>261585
>misanthropic

4chan was always misanthropic.

>>261585
>implying you have to be a far leftist douchebag to post on 4chan

You realize that this being an anonymous imageboard, anyone can post anything they want. If you want a website that caters to your specific beliefs you should head on over to DU already and let us troll each other in peace.

Imagine, the only porn they give away is gay porn

I've had some of the wildest sex in my life with Churchie girls

This is stupid

Awesome. Master trolls. People hand out bibles like hot cakes these days so its like getting free pr0n. Extra troll points if they distribute nun bondage.

>>261617
free porn is stupid?

>>261609
Now that, would be hilarious.

>>261591
I know more christian racists and perps of sexual abuse than atheist ones. Your sample group isn't large enough.

I'm an atheist and shit like this is stupid. Why the fuck do you need to join an atheist group? I don't believe in god, big fucking deal.

>>261637
Discouraging Christianity is stupid, because the sex won't be as good

Everyone remembers the quiet girl on their dorm room floor with the cross necklace who never went out. But when her boyfriend from back home came to visit, you could hear her screaming "PUT IT IN MY ASS" all over the building

tl;dr Christianity encourages kinkiness, of which I am a fan

>>261637

yes

>>261651

Atheists form organizations in order to more effectively resist the encroachments of theist organizations. It's not that hard to understand.

Religious people give out free Bibles all the time, so the non-religious people give people an opportunity to exchange their Bible for something that's actually worth looking at. Therefore, the influence of religion is minimized and the public is better off.

>>261609
oh god I lol'd

>Claim God is the only way
>Claim you're going to hell for not believing
>Have the largest pull in government
>There will never be a non Christian president
>Still claim to be persecuted
>Feel that you're the only people in the world allowed to be offended.

I kind of want to convert now, Christians got a lot of perks at least in America. I can even break every rule we're supposed to live by and conveniently be forgiven.

>>261687
>There will never be a non Christian president
It's already happened.

Jesus christ...
Teenage jesus freaks in my 4chan?
Trying to sell tickets of god?

>>261687

Yeah, I can see why people join up. Unfortunately, I have a little too much integrity to get involved in something so shifty.

>>261687
>Have the largest pull in government

implying Jews are Christians

I hate it when my fellow atheists make asses out of themselves. Just chill out and go get laid or something.

>>261716

They're not, but Christians are certainly Jews. It has the same effect.

This is pretty fucking awesome to be honest.

INB4 indoctrinated people

"hurr durr you guise think your so cool for rebeling against god your so hip and edgy derf"

oh please tell the muslims about this

>>261750
You can't rebel against something that doesn't exist, hurr durr.

>>261409
shouldn't it be smite for smut?

>>261755
They'd probably laugh and go about their business

The Ashkenazi jews in power approve of this.

>>261750
hehehehehe hey guise, God fag here. Though I masturbate daily, I hate gays but I love shellfish and all the shirts I wear have mixed fibers. I've never read the bible but I believe in the father, the son, and the holy ghost even though that's sort of polytheistic even though I don't know what that means either. I fap regularly and have premarital sex but that's ok right?

>>261782
>believe in ... holy ghost
And I thought atheists were crazy. Ghosts, HAHAHAHAHAHA

It's not funny that this group is pulling this stunt. To mock Christianity by replacing the bible with porn is like shooting someone for peeing on your car. I wonder how many of these atheists have actually read the bible and made decisions for themselves whether or not it is real rather than drinking the atheist cool-aid and basing their beliefs (or lack thereof) on what they were told. Before you go slamming the bible, how about giving it a read first

Why is this board filled with retarded christfags.


I mean all the other intelligent boards are mainly atheist.

It's awfully christfag in /new/ today

Let's see how committed these fruitcakes are to atheism. Have them stage one of their publicity stunts in front of a Mosque. Won't happen because that would require both true conviction and a spine, neither of which this group of sissies possess. These are just unpopular weirdos that have found some vehicle to have the spotlight on them for 15 seconds. Next week they'll be demonstrating for something else they neither believe in nor understand.

>>261800

>To mock Christianity by replacing the bible with porn is like shooting someone for peeing on your car

wat

>>261819
>Won't happen because that would require both true conviction and a spine,

Doesn't that pretty much prove what bullshit religion is if someone has to be afraid to even do that in the first place?

>>261806
I am an atheist. I still think it's stupid.

Atheist people are the most unhappy people I have ever met in my life. I guess they try to bring others down with them to join in their misery : (

>>261819
What you fail to realize is that they are the Fred Phelps of the atheist world. They are egomaniacs with no regard to principles or adherence to the ideals they claim to espouse.

At least they're having fun. Fred Phelps always looks so serious when he's protesting at funerals.

>>261819
>Have them stage one of their publicity stunts in front of a Mosque
Yeah, I don't think they did this in front of a church

>>261819

Perhaps you're right. But blind faith and conviction in the face of insurmountable conflicting odds is kindof what atheists are trying to avoid.

Christians calling atheists "fruitcakes". In the words of Gandhi, "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

>>261846
So believing in something you can't see makes you happy?

[spoiler]Yeah, I know it was a comment from the article[/spoiler]

>>261846
Your sample group probably consists of fellow classmates who just discovered the best way to get a rise out of their parents while looky hip and edgy to their parents.

There are a lot more "closet" atheists than you might be capable of imagining. You might even go to church with some, I do.

>>261863

Indeed. There are probably way more poser religious people than there are poser atheists. Since atheists are an oppressed and distrusted minority, why would anybody become one just for kicks? If it were all about looking cool and being accepted, they'd be Methodists or something.

>>261800
Guess I'll keep this thread going.

In The Bible, god...
- Killed Egyptian babies.
- Drowned the entire world except for 1 family and a bunch of random animals.
- Holds a really long grudge on humanity from Adam and Eve eating an apple that god himself planted.

And there's 0 evidence for any of it.

I find it ironic telling Atheists to read The Bible when in fact there are numerous Christians who haven't even read the thing.

>>261887
When did God create dinosaurs?

>>261897

He didn't, Satan put those bones there afterward to trick humanity into disbelieving the Bible.

Yes, I have actually heard someone say this in real life.

>>261879
I know you aren't the poster I responded to, so cut the oppressed minority bullshit. Taking on the mantle of the Christian rallying cry of oppression is retarded. You aren't being oppressed, you are being ridiculed.

>>261905
That's because it's a well thought out argument.

>>261887
Someone never got past the old testament, go ask your local Roman Catholic priest about what he thinks of the old testament.

>>261911

I'm sorry, do you think I'm a Christian or something trolling?

I'm actually an Atheist, and I was referring to the fact that Atheists are the least trusted and liked segment of the population in America. That's been demonstrated quite clearly in recent research. Perhaps "oppressed" was too strong a word, but that's what I meant to point out.

>>261923

Well, based on Christian Biblical premises, sure.

But the Bible is a very silly premise that eradicates the value of the argument.

>>261925
Should I ask him why people had a do-over on God's word?

>>261930

What a joke.

>>261947

>implying that openly atheist individuals aren't widely considered untrustworthy or "amoral" in American society

>>261945
God did over his own words, different time, different people, people way of handling things. Makes perfect sense.

>>261969

But if God is perfect, why would he have to?

>>261972
>different time, different people, different way of handling things.

This.

The Bible has plenty more offensive things in it than any porn does. These types of things are meant to shock and gain attention in the hopes that someone will start confronting their beliefs with critical thinking.

>>261409
>>261409
>>261409
>>261409
>>261409
>>261409
>>261409
>>261409


yeah, just another reason for christians and religious people to hate people who aren't religious.

Idiots just ruin everything.

>>261993
You know that isn't the reason they are doing this.

>>262008
Doesn't matter if the people who participate in it do it for that reason or not. For perhaps one out of every several thousand or so religious people who hear this story, this could be the pebble that starts the landslide.

Everything aside, lets call this what it is: people being assholes to other people because they believe something different.

These kids are accomplishing nothing but pissing off religious folks, and polarizing a community. They are tasteless attention seekers.

Fuck you faggots.
Can we get the name of OPS girl

holy shit that is hilarious

i am not sure they are winning hearts and minds but it is funny nonetheless

>>261930
I know you're an atheist, but I wasn't looking for your input. Playing devils advocate doesn't get old?

Chaser's did it years ago, so why these fags such slowpokes?

>>262036
>Doesn't matter if the people who participate in it do it for that reason or not

I disagree.

>>262043
Yeah, leave people that read dianetics and believe that the earth is flat alone.

Because having an intelligent rational population is a bad thing ....

...
right?

>>261930
You're an idiot.

And a christian.

Shut up.

>>262214
That's the thing. Elsewhere what do you usually hear when a topic turns to a political conversation or discussing religion?

"I don't like discussing politics or religion because...[reason]"

So it's never challenged, or their excuse for not challenging it is "it's not hurting anyone."
It is. Your stifling of intelligence or rejection of differing opinions without research is a bad thing. Nah, I'll just stay in my bubble hiding from reality.

>>262214
Are you implying that intelligence and rationality have anything to do with each other?

>>261811
They mostly came here from stormfront and they won't leave.

Nobody else on 4chan wants them here and unfortunately they seem to be a big part of /new/

>>262266
Yes.

>>262299
History and Liberals say otherwise.

http://www.ksat.com/education/14485140/detail.html

Porn Club In UTSA Student's Agenda

What the fuck is up with this school? Is it like all those schools they show in pornos? Damn must be all fucking all day or something

same as those baptists that picketed the soldiers funerals. Attention whores.