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temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:08 No.2562020

WELCOME TO ADVENTURE! WOULD YOU LIKE INSTRUCTIONS?

>YES

YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN BELTWAY FOREST, WHERE SOME HAVE FOUND TREASURES OF GOLD ALTHOUGH SOME HAVE ENTERED AND NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. MAGIC IS SAID TO WORK IN THE FOREST. I WILL BE YOUR EYES AND HANDS. DIRECT ME WITH SIMPLE COMMANDS.

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS A BUST OF CHURCHILL.

YOU HAVE A CONGRESS.

YOU HAVE A SENATE.

YOU HAVE A MEDIA.

YOU HAVE A TELEPROMPTER.

YOU HAVE A MILITARY.

YOU HAVE A BIG JET.

YOU HAVE $3 TRILLION OF GOLD.

YOU HAVE 82% APPROVAL HEALTH.

THERE IS 7.2% UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST.

YOU HAVE A RACE CARD.

YOU HAVE INAUGURAL PARTY LEFTOVERS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:09 No.2562026

>EAT LEFTOVERS

>RETURN BUST

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS NO BUST OF CHURCHILL. THERE ARE NO MORE LEFTOVERS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>GIVE SPEECH

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 81%. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>NAME TEAM

ENTER TEAM NAMES. GIVE THEM WEAPONS AND SPECIAL POWERS SEPARATED BY COMMA. WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS CTL-T

>BIDEN, BRAIN
>HILLARY, RESET BUTTON
>HOLDER, LAW
>GEITHNER, GOLD
>RAHM, CURSES
>JARRETT, FASHION
>AXELROD, MUSTACHE
>SEBELIUS, HEALTH
>LAHOOD, LIGHT RAIL
>CULVER, FOOD
>CHU, AIR
>GOOLSBY, BLACK MAGICK
>GIBBS, MOUTH
>DUNN, FEMALE MOUTH
^T

DO YOU WANT CZARS?

>Y

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:09 No.2562031 >fuck first lady

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:09 No.2562036

ENTER CZAR NAMES SEPARATED BY COMMA. WHEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS CTL-T

>JONES, JENNINGS, HOLBROOK, CROWLEY, RATTNER, MONTGOMERY, BERSIN, HAYES, ROSS, STERN, ROSENTHAL, VOLKER, BROWNER, DUBOIS, DAVIS, FRIED, DEPARLE, KUNDRA, BLAIR, MITCHELL, FEINBERG, SUNSTEIN, HOLDREN, DEVANEY, GRATION, ALLISON, CHOPRA, BRENNAN, CARRION, CARTER, SAMORE

I'M SORRY. THAT IS AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>IGNORE CONSTITUTION

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. YOU ARE BORED. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>GIVE RESET BUTTON TO RUSSIA, BUY CAR COMPANIES

HOW MANY CAR COMPANIES?

>2

THIS WILL COST $85 BILLION OF GOLD. YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU HAVE 2 CAR COMPANIES. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THEM?

>GIVE TO UNIONS

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 67%. UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST IS 8.1% WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>STIMULATE ECONOMY

HOW?

>$1 TRILLION TARP

YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GOLD FOR THAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>BORROW GOLD

FROM?

>CHINA

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:10 No.2562046

WHO DO YOU WANT GOLD TO GO TO?

>BANKING AND INSURANCE FRIENDS

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 61%. UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST IS 8.3% THE FOREST PEASANTS ARE COMPLAINING. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>DEMONIZE BANKS, DEMONIZE INSURANCE, BLAME BUSH

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 61%. UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST IS 8.5% WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>GIVE SPEECH

CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR SPEECH HAS WON NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>FLY JET

WHERE?

>EUROPE

YOU ARE IN A PALACE. YOU ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF QUEEN. WHAT DO WANT TO DO?

>GIVE QUEEN IPOD

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:10 No.2562052 type your novel in >>>/lit/

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:11 No.2562057

YOU ARE IN OSLO. YOU ARE IN TUXEDO. WHAT DO WANT TO DO?

>ACCEPT PEACE PRIZE

YOU ARE IN COPENHAGEN. YOU ARE IN FRONT OF COMMITTEE.

>REQUEST OLYMPICS

YOU ARE ON BIG JET. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

>MIDEAST

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO THERE?

>APOLOGY SPEECH

YOU ARE IN A PALACE. YOU ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF FAT KING. HE SMELLS BAD. HE IS WEARING BED SHEET. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>BOW

YOU ARE ON BIG JET. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

>BELTWAY

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON THE DESK IS A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 58%. UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST IS 8.6% WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>STIMULATE ECONOMY

HOW?

>$1 TRILLION RECOVERY ACT

I'M SORRY, YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GOLD FOR THAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>BORROW FROM CHINA

I'M SORRY, CHINA DOES NOT WANT TO LEND YOU GOLD. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>PRINT GOLD

WHERE DO YOU WANT GOLD TO GO TO?

>CONSTRUCTION SIGNS, WHATEVER

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:12 No.2562066

DO YOU WANT CONGRESS TO HELP?

>Y

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 55%. YOUR CONGRESS HAS 31% HEALTH. UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST IS 8.9% YOUR FRIEND AT HARVARD IS ARRESTED BY POLICEMAN.

>CALL POLICEMAN STUPID, PLAY RACE CARD

I'M SORRY, THAT DID NOT WORK. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>BEER SUMMIT, BLAME BUSH

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON THE DESK IS A TELEPHONE AND A TV. THE TELEPHONE RINGS. IT IS COPENHAGEN. YOU DO NOT GET THE OLYMPICS FOR CHICAGO. A PEASANT ON TV FROM CHICAGO CALLS FOR TEA PARTY REVOLT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>NATIONALIZE HEALTHCARE

I'M SORRY, THIS NAME WILL NOT WORK. DO YOU WANT TO CALL IT SOMETHING DIFFERENT?

>REFORM HEALTHCARE

YOU WILL NEED A CONGRESS AND SENATE TO "REFORM HEALTHCARE" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>TELL CONGRESS TO REFORM HEALTHCARE

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE WITH GENERALS. AFGHANISTAN IS GOING BAD. IRAN IS BUILDING NUCLEAR BOMBS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>PLAY GOLF

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:13 No.2562073

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. ON THE TV ARE TOWN HALLS. AT THE TOWN HALLS ARE PEASANTS. THEY ARE YELLING AT YOUR CONGRESS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>ATTACK PEASANTS

WITH WHAT?

>MEDIA

WHAT WEAPON?

>RACE CARD

THE PEASANTS ARE NOW ANGRIER. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>ATTACK PEASANTS

WITH WHAT?

>UNIONS

WHAT WEAPON?

>FISTS, NIGHTSTICKS

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. ON THE TV ARE YOUR CZARS. YOUR CZARS ARE PRAISING COMMUNISM. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>PLAY RACE CARD, VOICE SUPPORT FOR CZARS

I'M SORRY, THIS DOES NOT WORK. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>THROW CZARS UNDER BUS

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE A SUPREME COURT VACANCY. WHO DO YOU WANT TO APPOINT?

>WISE LATINA

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:14 No.2562085

YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING PROBLEMS. DO YOU WANT TO SET PRIORITIES?

>Y

ENTER TOP PRIORITIES SEPARATED BY COMMAS.

>HEALTH CARE, CHILDHOOD OBESITY, ECONOMY, GAS MILEAGE, GITMO, JOBS, CONSTRUCTION SIGNS, LIGHT RAIL, MUSLIM SELF ESTEEM, GOLF HANDICAP, WAR

DO YOU NEED A CIGARETTE BREAK?

>Y

ADVENTURE WILL RESUME WHEN YOU PRESS F12

>[F12]

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF CONGRESS. ON THE DESK IS DRAFT HEALTH CARE BILL. DO YOU WANT TO READ?

>N

YOU CANNOT SIGN HEALTH CARE BILL UNTIL IT PASSES THROUGH CONGRESS RULES. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>CHANGE RULES, RAM THROUGH

CONGRESS SAYS THEY ARE AFRAID OF PEASANTS.

>TELL CONGRESS TO ATTACK PEASANTS

HOW?

>RACE CARD, CHOKE HOLDS

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 49%. HEALTH CARE BILL IS STALLED. YOUR CONGRESS HAS 16% HEALTH. UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST IS 9.5%. YOUR TEAM IS SHOPPING THEIR RESUMES. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>ADD PAGES TO HEALTH CARE BILL

HOW MANY?

>1826

DO YOU WANT TO READ NEW HEALTH CARE BILL?

>N

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:15 No.2562093

HEALTH CARE BILL NOW COST $1 TRILLION. HOW WILL YOU PAY?

>PRETEND IT COSTS $0

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU NOW HAVE HEALTH CARE BILL. DO YOU WISH TO SIGN?

>Y

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH HEALTH CARE BILL?

>GIVE TO PEASANTS AS XMAS GIFT

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 46%. YOU HAVE LOST 3 CONGRESSMEN TO PEASANTS IN SPECIAL ELECTION REVOLT. YOUR CONGRESS HAS 11% HEALTH. UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST IS 10.0%. WAR IS GOING BAD. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>PLAY GOLF, RENAME WAR

GIVE NEW NAME TO WAR.

>OVERSEAS CONTINGENCY OPERATION

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. THE GOVERNOR IN ARIZONA FOREST IS THREATENING TO ENFORCE YOUR IMMIGRATION LAWS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>ATTACK ARIZONA

HOW?

>RACE CARD, HOLDER

HOLDER IS BUSY LOOKING FOR NEW YORK COURT FOR TRIAL FOR TERRORISTS. I MEAN UNDOCUMENTED GUEST DISSENTER. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>PLAY GOLF

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:16 No.2562103

YOU ARE ON A GOLF GREEN. YOU ARE STANDING NEXT TO A GOLF CART. ON THE GOLF CART IS A SUITCASE WITH A RED PHONE. THE PHONE RINGS. IT IS CONGRESS. THEY ARE EVEN MORE SCARED OF PEASANTS, WHO ARE EVEN MORE PISSED OFF. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>CALM CONGRESS

HOW?

>TELL TO WORK ON CAP AND TRADE

YOU SEEMS TO BE HAVING PROBLEMS. WOULD YOU LIKE HELP?

>Y

ENTER YOUR HELPERS SEPARATED BY COMMAS.

>MSNBC, NYT, ACORN, SEIU, MOVE ON, NETROOTS, SOROS

ARE YOU SURE?

>Y

SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU SURE?

>Y

I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW TO PLAY THE ADVENTURE, BUT I'M NOT SURE THAT REALLY QUALIFIES AS "HELP." ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?

>Y

OKAY, YOU'RE THE BOSS. PLEASE ENTER THE NUMBER OF PUFF PIECES YOU WANT.

>180

PLEASE ENTER THE NUMBER OF ATTACK PIECES YOU WANT.

>5276

ATTACK PIECES HAVE BACKFIRED. MEDIA IS AT 0% HEALTH. ACORN IS AT 0% HEALTH. CONGRESS IS AT 7% HEALTH. THERE ARE A LOT MORE PEASANTS OUT THERE THAN YOU THOUGHT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>BLAME BUSH

THAT DOES NOT WORK ANYMORE.

>BLAME BANKS

THAT DOES NOT WORK ANYMORE.

>BLAME PALIN

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A DISTRACTION?

>Y

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:17 No.2562114

I'M SORRY, THE PEASANTS ARE NOT EASILY DISTRACTED. YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. YOU HAVE LOST RAHM. PEASANTS ARE LOSING THEIR HEALTH CARE. PEASANTS ARE MARCHING ON THE BELTWAY. THERE IS 9.6% UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST. YOUR APPROVAL HEALTH IS 42%. YOUR CONGRESS HAS 1.3% HEALTH. YOUR CONGRESS WILL NOT RETURN YOUR CALLS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>TURN LEFT

EXCUSE ME?

>TURN LEFT

WHOA. FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT YOU TYPED 'TURN LEFT'.

>I DID! TURN LEFT

UMM, ANY PARTICULAR REASON?

>ENERGIZE BASE

BY "BASE", DO YOU MEAN THAT REPULSIVE COLLECTION OF SNIDE FUCKWIT URBAN HIPSTER TWATS?

>Y

HOW?

>CAR DITCH SLURPEE JOKE

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:18 No.2562118 File1287191896.jpg-(80 KB, 404x404, 44trp1.jpg) >>2562103

temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/15/10(Fri)21:18 No.2562121

BASE ENERGY FAIL. STIMULUS FAIL. HEALTH CARE FAIL. TARP FAIL.

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU HAVE 41% APPROVAL HEALTH. YOU HAVE NO GOLD LEFT. YOU HAVE NO CONGRESS LEFT. YOU HAVE NO MEDIA LEFT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>BLAME BUSH

I'M SORRY, THAT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.

>PLAY RACE CARD

I'M SORRY, THAT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.

>PLAY GOLF

GOLF COURSE IS CLOSED.

>TURN LEFT

DUDE.

>FAKE TURN RIGHT

ADVENTURER PLEASE, YOU'RE JUST EMBARRASING YOURSELF.

>^C

>^C

>^C

I'M SORRY, THERE IS NO ESCAPE KEY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:19 No.2562130 no one is reading this, tripfag novels go in >>>/lit/

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:20 No.2562142 >>2562130 Actually, bits of this are brilliant.

OP !xTbfEU4TEM 10/15/10(Fri)21:22 No.2562157
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Welcome to the Republican party! Would you like instructions?

Please look here at this device and all your questions will be answered:

We did not cause this recessions and high unemployment
We are not filibustering every piece of legislation the democrats propose
Our tea party supporters are not complete buffoons
Corporations care about you, which is why they buy out our politicians.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:22 No.2562158 >>2562118 herp derp me don't understand "temptrip" is short for "temporary trip"

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:22 No.2562160 File1287192129.jpg-(49 KB, 610x380, trpfg1.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:22 No.2562165 File1287192155.gif-(487 KB, 263x150, 1286560651475.gif)

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:24 No.2562189 File1287192252.jpg-(49 KB, 700x576, scarecrow.jpg) >>2562157 Straw man doesn't like the way you touch him.

>>	OP !xTbfEU4TEM 10/15/10(Fri)21:25 No.2562207 >>2562189 HO HO HO, tell that to temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX Don't hate da playa for playing OP's game better than him

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:28 No.2562226 File1287192488.jpg-(90 KB, 495x455, 1287191311943.jpg) >>2562020

Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:32 No.2562271
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Oh gawd I lol'd and lol'd. Fuck the sage-fag. If theres a link to this all in one post/page/txt/doc, I'd like to make it copypasta. If I have time I'll just do it from here.

Hardest I've laughed in two weeks or more, tyvm. I guess it helps if you remember games like this.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:33 No.2562278 >SNIDE FUCKWIT URBAN HIPSTER TWATS I lost hard right here. A more apt description could not be made.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:42 No.2562394 File1287193373.jpg-(97 KB, 506x720, 12.jpg) Wow, that's a blast from the past....remembering the days of the Apple IIe in the grade school library.....

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:44 No.2562406 This is the best thread that has ever existed on /new/.

>>	PosseComitatus !!/Lox48+CH8e 10/15/10(Fri)21:49 No.2562451 God bless you, OP. ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:58 No.2562555 bumping for great justice

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)21:59 No.2562563 File1287194387.jpg-(270 KB, 854x770, ad.jpg) >>2562271 http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/10/beltway-adventure.html

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)22:01 No.2562577 File1287194472.jpg-(153 KB, 854x770, 1287194387396.jpg) >>2562563

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)22:02 No.2562589 File1287194545.jpg-(41 KB, 400x508, LOL-lolz.jpg) Archive !

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)22:33 No.2562894 bump

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)22:41 No.2562975 Shiiiiiiit. Memories.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)23:21 No.2563319 File1287199292.gif-(88 KB, 376x490, ChairmanLMAO.gif) ARCHIVE THIS SHIT MAO COMMANDS IT

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)23:22 No.2563328 someone shop limes falling out of his hands

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)23:29 No.2563377 toasting an epic bread bump for archive

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)23:30 No.2563384 >>2562157 Let the butthurt flow freely

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)23:32 No.2563409 If this was a game, I'd buy it

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)23:33 No.2563417 >>2562052 lol insta-butthurt

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)23:35 No.2563430 This would be an awesome thread if it wasn't just a stolen Iowahawk post.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)23:36 No.2563442 I would like to thank OP for turning me on to iowahawk. Funny shit.

>>	Anonymous 10/15/10(Fri)23:54 No.2563577 File1287201291.jpg-(24 KB, 300x300, 1285882039402.jpg) I haven't lol'd so hard in a long time.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)00:31 No.2563779 File1287203481.jpg-(46 KB, 393x323, party-kagome.jpg) OP is a god.

>>	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. !!LMxbg8EyIsb 10/16/10(Sat)00:34 No.2563796 File1287203678.png-(57 KB, 191x250, 1287141878507.png) >this thread

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)00:38 No.2563814 http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/10/beltway-adventure.html

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)00:46 No.2563861 File1287204401.png-(150 KB, 432x550, 1284764412061.png) >paint white house black >throw 4 year kegger >cast SOCIALISM >light cigar >sunglasses >MFW stormfags mad

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:02 No.2563943 >Thanks for your request. >It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made. >This thread has been requested 3 times now.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:04 No.2563951 Quite humorous no matter what the source. Thanks TempTrip!

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:06 No.2563964 File1287205618.jpg-(18 KB, 399x256, r2326963810.jpg) YOUR WIFE WAS CAUGHT POLITICKING INSIDE A POLLING AREA WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:10 No.2563978 bravo... bravo... temptrip gonna stay around?

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:15 No.2564003 >>2563978 I don't always trip, but when I do, they call me temptrip

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:18 No.2564024 >>2563964 >INSTRUCT JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO IGNORE IT JUST LIKE I DID WITH THE BLACK PANTHERS

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:28 No.2564079 good stuff

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:29 No.2564083 File1287206942.jpg-(32 KB, 225x225, 1.jpg) Genius!

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:44 No.2564126 File1287207863.jpg-(13 KB, 342x328, loltears.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:46 No.2564133 File1287207968.png-(44 KB, 400x400, why-the-fuck-am-i-reading.png) Great big TL;DR strawman thread.

Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:49 No.2564149

>>2564126
>>2564083
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>>2562165

GEE, SURE IS SAMEFAG IN HERE.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:52 No.2564154 >>2564149 >>2564133 Baww harder, faggot. This one hit a little close to home?

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)01:58 No.2564180 Best thread I've read all day

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)03:07 No.2564430 File1287212868.gif-(116 KB, 400x300, ROFLbetter.gif) wipes away tears oh man.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)11:30 No.2566102 bumpan'

Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)11:43 No.2566167

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>TELL BASE WE WILL TRY FOR SINGLE PAYER AFTER ELECTION

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/124465-public-option-could-be-renewed-if-democrats-
keep-majorities-clyburn-says

ARE YOU SURE?

>Y

ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

>Y

ARE YOU AWARE THAT THAT IS AMAZINGLY STUPID?

>N

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)12:12 No.2566337 This might be the best thread ever on /new/.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)12:40 No.2566479 Wow, ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NAO

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)12:48 No.2566537 how does i archive

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)12:54 No.2566574 Archive Please.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)12:57 No.2566601 File1287248271.jpg-(36 KB, 717x430, samefag.jpg) Sure is samefag in this thread

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)12:59 No.2566610 >>2566601 Cool smear, bro.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)13:01 No.2566625 File1287248482.jpg-(16 KB, 381x365, ohboyherewego.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)13:01 No.2566628 Obama has fleeced this country for trillions. Look on the bright side though, at least we get to keep the "change".

Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)13:07 No.2566672
File1287248867.jpg-(100 KB, 580x569, appleIIe.jpg)

Memories
Like the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me - would we? could we?
Memories
May be beautiful and yet
What’s too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it is the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were
So it is the laughte
rWe will remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)13:13 No.2566701 File1287249238.gif-(32 KB, 300x300, trs80b.gif) >>2566672 Would you like a jewel encrusted egg to go with that?

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)13:15 No.2566707 >>2566672 sniff Apple IIe with my first drawing tablet: The Koala Pad!

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)13:23 No.2566749 File1287249824.jpg-(76 KB, 1040x1024, commodore64setup..jpg) My first computer. Programs on tape cassettes. Shit was so cash. This thread is win on so many levels.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)13:40 No.2566848 Shit, I nostalgia'd HARD

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)14:44 No.2567273 Silly Republicunts, you cannot into humor.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)14:55 No.2567359 >>2567273 Silly Democrat, full of Butthurt and lack of grammatical skills.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)14:58 No.2567377 >>2564024 >>2564024 Good answer!

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)15:16 No.2567514 Fuck yeah Iowahawk, one of the very rare funny Republicans. Fuck yeah Infocom, too.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)15:37 No.2567701 File1287257865.jpg-(38 KB, 480x640, itsbeautiful.jpg) >>2566749 Those were the days, when men were men, and games were not FUCKING CASUAL NIGGER SHIT

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)17:14 No.2568436 >>2567359 Durr conservatard on 4chan doesn't understand memes.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)17:27 No.2568568 >>2568436 lol i can just imagine you sitting there, flushed and angry because people are laughing at your dumb ass nigger "messiah". oh your tears are delicious

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)17:36 No.2568636 >>2568568 Rethuglikkkans confirmed for racists....for the millionth time.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)18:28 No.2568984 >>2568568 HURR DURR but we're totally not racist, guys! MLK was a Republican and so was Lincoln!

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)18:49 No.2569132 >>2568568 >implying you're not a libtarded troll

>>	PosseComitatus !!/Lox48+CH8e 10/16/10(Sat)18:54 No.2569151 File1287269655.png-(286 KB, 1010x734, stalker.png) >>2563796

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)19:19 No.2569301 how has this not been archived yet>?

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)19:25 No.2569338 Fuck this thread. Be honest, republicunts, it wasn't funny at all. Anything to promote the agenda, right?

>>	Progressive Right-Wing Nationalist !dGem/yE082 10/16/10(Sat)19:39 No.2569421 File1287272379.jpg-(18 KB, 375x363, h.jpg) That was fantastic.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)22:22 No.2570585 File1287282137.jpg-(22 KB, 512x384, i_came.jpg)

>>	Progressive Right-Wing Nationalist !dGem/yE082 10/16/10(Sat)22:23 No.2570590 Archive this.

>>	Tomathy Jones !EUuDlLY8WQ 10/16/10(Sat)22:29 No.2570620 >>2569338 >so mad

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)22:51 No.2570757 >>2570620 I ain't even mad It just isn't funny. The emperor has no clothes, broski.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)22:52 No.2570769 You guys realize this is copypasta, right? The link was on here yesterday. You can just google it.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)22:57 No.2570801 File1287284260.png-(8 KB, 298x291, 1287277924733.png) >>2570769 and not a single fuck was given that day

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)23:08 No.2570873 One more request.

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)23:22 No.2570982 File1287285775.gif-(37 KB, 337x327, 1287285218083.gif) >this thread

>>	Anonymous 10/16/10(Sat)23:49 No.2571175 bump for one moar archive request

>>	Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)00:52 No.2571623 Ok, fine. >Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 2562020 But only because I like Iowahawk and Infocom games so much.

>>	temptrip !!9qcwNpZokFX 10/17/10(Sun)01:57 No.2572123 Holy shit, this thread's still here?

>>	Anonymous 10/17/10(Sun)11:57 No.2574709 BAHAHHHAHAHAH! Thread of the year!

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