alt. stream if that one doesn't work for any reason:

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/22309266

Nigger, there aren't any miners stuck in texas

>>2533146

As a texan.. I endorse this post.

/salute

THe operation is going to start now, Piñera is preparing t ogive the message

we should make a texan-chilean alliance for being both awesome

So how long is it supposed to take to get them all out?

>>2533210

like 1 hour per miner

They've said for the last 3 hours they're sending the tube down.

Taking a while, huh?

>>2533210
it's said possibly up too 48 hours

>>2533210
like 8 hours

RESCUER ENTERING TUBE

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

>fenix

At least spell it correctly.

They are sending the first rescuer down !!

>>2533218
but that it's the longest estimation, the shortest say like 12 minutes

i really think they'll have it all done by tomorrow, they predicted they were going to get them out by December

does this remind anyone of the drr drr drrrr manga comic?

>I hope everything goes alright

really? i'm kinda hoping shit fails and they'll have to stay there for another 3 months. just to see the smug smiles off those rescuers fuckers face.

RESCUER GOING DOWN

in Soviet Russia, hole get stuck in you.

gotta say, I'm utterly disguised by the media circus the Chileans are making out of this event. i mean, fuck, they even put a huge Chile flag there. What, is this pride for you? you've wasted 2 months of these people's lives to build a huge device that is basically a very expensive very mechanical rope. gtfo, Chile.

>Live in shaft
>With bros
>Get sent free food
>watching the football due to technological magic
>don't have to see the wife and kids

They don't want to be saved

Man, that Phoenix capsule thing would be scary as fuck to ride.

britfag, 3:23am here, not going to sleep till i see the first guy lifted up... and i have work at 9am!

>>2533387
There's even clowns and entertainers there.

I saw one on BBC with a loli following him

>>2533330
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>2533443
Sky news is also failing. there's a counter on the top of the screen "rescued miners: 0 of 33". i mean COME ON!

>>2533330
go back to /b/ you heartless bastard

>>2533450
I'm on 4chan, so obviously something.
what's your excuse?

>>2533370
LOL

>>2533387
you are really stupid, really but really stupid, if you think a little you would understand taht the hole in wich the rope is going through wasnt there 2 months ago

>>2533419
It's a socialist paradise!

>>2533475
it wasn't there because they wasted time coming up with "original" ways to get them out of there,and then making a whole suitable for the capsule. instead of just digging for the sake of making a hole big enough for a human body and sending a fucking rope.

>>2533466
You truly have no compassion for them? You would honestly like them to get trapped for another 3 months?

>>2533419
lol'd because is true

Dude is heading down now, 2000 feet at one meter per second, so it takes about 12 minutes.

WTF now they're singing and shit.

they're singing their anthem, celebrating and shit....it's too early for a celebration bitches, they all should knock on wood because they're jynxing themselves like crazy

>>2533505
this is /new/. people wish for deaths of entire races all the time. why does this surprise you?

Their fucking president is on the scene, like right on the edge of the big fucking hole.

This is some cool shit.

>>2533500
ok now I understand your just one of those sub-humans not even going to waste time with you

>mfw the miners rip the man to shreds and feed on him

>>2533553
>>2533541
see
>>2533387
dude's right, it's a fucking PR event for Chile.

>>2533566
Meh, whatever dude. I still think it's fucked up.

>>2533578
I'm sub human because i don't watch to watch an obvious waste of money for the sake of national promotion on the expense of fellow humans? yea, chuck me up then.

Will someone shut that jackass with the horn up already

I still say they should have all dressed up as apes when rescuing the miners.

THey have a clown.

shit just got real

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50837
>These people are enemies of God!!
I hope that all of them die and go straight to hell.

chilean fag , stream of the webcam inside the cave plox ?

this is all just a big show for the world. how can you not see it? it's a bloody circus!

>>2533658
That's a troll site. It's bullshit.

Also, "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A CAMERA ON THE FACES OF THE MINERS AS THEY ASCEND, RIGHT?"

>The Real World: Chilean Mines

>>2533663
True, but...whatever.

>>2533658
oh god wut

>>2533500
this. 2 months is way too long to start a rescuing mission.

>>2533670
>"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A CAMERA ON THE FACES OF THE MINERS AS THEY ASCEND, RIGHT?"

They're not actually going to do this, right?

Also I think all of those people should save the celebration until the last guy gets out. There are a lot of bad things that could happen between then and now.

first rescuer arrived

>>2533663
>mfw there aren't really any trapped miners and this all just a staged event.

I bet it absolutely reeks down there.

This needs some Speedy Gonzales music.

>>2533658
>What are those miners doing underground anyway? Sounds to me like those Satan worshipers are trying to dig their way to Hell, and I'm only helping them when I pray for their deaths, they'll arrive that much sooner at their destination when they're dead.
LOLOLOLOLLOLO

Screengrabbed the rescuer arriving in the mine.

I'm so excited for them. I hope everything goes well.

So is this where the African rabies makes its debut? Coming up from a chilean mine shaft?

Prepare yourselves for Z-Day gentlemen.

>>2533737
My body is ready

>>2533658
I bookmarked this site gonna trollolol the shit out of it later...any one on /new/ up for a raid?

Now we have family issues with the first guy, who has had a falling out with his dad.

>>2533765
I read that site a little bit, I think they are all trolls

no sabia que habia un chan para chilenos

popularstreams<dot>blogspot.com
live stream

>>2533658
>Joggers: Sexual Predators and Harbingers of Doom
LOLWUT

they aren't serious are they?

>>2533790
>>2533779
>>2533765
It's a troll site.

>>2533765
I just made an account and am prepared.

>>2533765
lol'd

You're fucking stupid broseph. That entire site is a troll.

>>2533802
see
>>2533810
You're not trolling shit.

11 minutes until the first miner comes out

Now watch, someone will kick a rock down the hole and it'll get stuck.

10 mins and counting till first guy is out

>>2533658
Too fucking harsh to be trolling. Praying for death of Chilean miners? Are you joking?

the close-up of the pulley is giving me a really ominous feeling

inb4 SNAP

>>2533852
Me too.

Serious question: They've apparently been down there for 70 days, we have a live cam feed of them underground?
What have they been shitting and pissing in for the past 3 months?

How are they going to deal with seeing sunlight after so long? Wouldn't it damage their eyes?

>>2533874

>implying pissing and shitting have been any different for them

>>2533874

I don't know, but they have like a mile of mine tract to run around in so they're not short of space to poop.

I want him to pop up for a SECOND then the cable snaps and he plummets down below. The other miners will have to deal with the stench from his splattered remains while the people on top find another way

>>2533885
Nah, that would take at least two years to cause irrepairable damage to your eyes.

>>2533885
It's night time you idiot.

>>2533885
Well, it's night time there right now, as you can see, though it is flooded with lights.
I heard a company is providing all of them with $400 sunglasses.

>>2533885
thats what the sunglasses are for, so the UV light doesnt damage their eyes when they first get out

Here in Chile is exactly 00:00

>>2533903
they only provide sunglass if they come up during the day.

>>2533885
It's all been planned. They will emerge wearing special sunglasses and then immediately be moved inside a dim-lighted building where they will get medical examinations.

>>2533900
How am I an idiot? They're eventually going to see daylight.

snap snap snap snap

EXPLOSION OMG

And then we find out that they engage in hardcore gay sex and the media and the world in general shuns them. minus the fags of course.

I like how they were going to bring up the engineer and send down a medic before bringing them up but they were just like fuck it lets get out of here when they sent the engineer down

absolutely no coverage near Portland. I found it live on a Mex channel.

You can watch Justin Bieber on prime time but not this.

LOL

>>2533779
Even if they are a shoop of the miners with Satan horns and a troll face with the words "Problem Baptists" should be all that it takes for them to 10/10. If I had photoshop I'd do it, but I don't anymore so I've missed out on so many good trolls.

>>2533936
Yeah, I saw that. Weird. But I can't blame them for being impatient. The guy was probably like "Medic? FUCK YOU, I WANT OUT."

if it does snap we won't even get to see it because the Chilean government has them broadcasting the live feed with a 30 second delay just in case shit gets real

>>2533946
which one is the home team

>>2533946
gfighsdfig haha WHAT

live newscast at 4am, so fail

>>2533946


fucking jews

BRACE

FOR

EPIC

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD ISREN SIREN SIREN SIREN SIREN

brb I think my car alarm went off

SIREN

>>2533946
F-F-FUCKING SAVED!

So if team "Dead" gets more points than team "Saved" they win the game?

It's like a gameshow. THERE GOES THE SIREN, HE'S REACHED THE SURFACE!

>>2533944
It's on fox and cnn at least, but I like the bbc feed better

>>2533936
>>2533951
The miners probably said fuck that and threatened to kill the engineer if they didn't pull them out now.

I know I would if I were down there that long and they were busy fucking around shuttling medics up and down that tunnel for the cameras.

False alarm :(

I fucking hate anderson cooper, but i can put it aside for this.

Is that his child?

HERE WE GO

This shit looks so shoddy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11489439

Live feed for people who can't get good footage on their local TV

>Plan B Drill

pic related

>>2533995
simple is good for shit like this

The suspense is killing me.

>>2533995
spics made it

The cable is suppose to break during the third miner rescue.

He will crash at the bottom of the shaft, but since he will jump just before the capsule hits the ground, he will be just fine.

HOLD

ON

TO

YOUR

BUTTS

>>2534015
Actually, it was made by NASA specialists.

>>2534021

I don't think physics works like that

>>2533970


the game
fuck!!!

i cant wait for this adorable kid to hug his dad

It's stuck oh shit

HE'S OUT!

come on

here it comes baby

ITS A BOY

This shit is intense. OH SNAP. LOOK. AAAAH MY GOOOOD

DEAD

YAY

CHILEAN MINE DIET WORKS WONDERS

He's here!

The little girl, awww...
I'm so glad for them

MI PAPA

AW YEAH CHILI

Yay, we made a tube go up and down.

In before the kid takes off his dad's sunglasses to try them on.

must suck to have to do that 32 more times all night

success!

THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TOTALLY HOT SEX IN AN HOUR

Florencio's Dad still won't see him.

So sad.

I don't have shades like those. Wtf, fuck these miners I want shades.

>>2533105

Cue "I Wear my Sunglasses at Night".

about time. 'merica would've had those miners saved weeks ago.

What's the chilean mine diet? I wanna do it for however long they did it.

He probably stinks like shit. Not just because he's a spic either

FIRST ONE OUT!

That hug with his child... I teared up.

32 more to go.

>>2534064
they also have to bring the rescue guy back up, plus I thought they were going to send down 3 more guys as well

>>2534049
inb4newhollywoodfad

CHI CHI CHI
LE LE LE

Damnit little girl, I was holding back my manry tears and then you had to cry and hug your daddy

Damnit

Manly fucking tears, damn

he probably smells awful

>>2534081

i know i was holding myself back

I'm going to laugh when the miner whose wife and girlfriend are waiting for him on the surface finally makes it there.

Bet he goes last = p

manly tears

This is the most important event in Chile's history.

VIVA CHILE MIERDAAAA !!!!!!!

really great to see them get these guys out

That dude should have said no to the doctor visit and said he was going to wait outside until alll of his friends were out.

>>2534098


lol

*yawn* the rescue of the first dude is the only one that people really care about.

>>2534092
>wife and girlfriend
Wait, what?

>>2534104

The miners wanted to, but the doctors didn't allow it.

They're sending another rescue guy down? Why?

>>2533952
EJALE CAUROS

he's gonna go home and play minecraft.

TEXAS GO TEXAS!!

>>2534131


lol

I wonder what they'll tell them to say or not say once the press wants to interview.
Also fuck Chile in the asshole, but good luck with the rescue.

>>2534128

First guy was just a mining engineer, they want to get a medic down there too. I thought they were going to wait for the medic to go down but I guess the first guy was too much of a badass for that.

>>2534125
One of the guys was cheating on his wife. His "girlfriend" and wife met at a family get together for the miners. They're both there waiting for him.

BTW, I'm probably going to follow this all night. It makes me feel proud to be human to see something like this.

>>2534131
I loose I just LOLed so hard

>>2534131
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWLLL

>>2534128
they will send another after the first one goes up, every rescuers has his shift

this is gonna be a wicked documentary on discovery channel in the next few weeks

>>2534152
I heard they're just going to take 1 miner per hour

It's a 20 minute ride down, have to get him in and whatnot, 20 minute up, and get him out and what not

So it'll take ~33 hours

Just come back to /new/ tomorrow night

>>2534165
and UFOs are going to be involved somehow

>>2534176
My guess is forty or so because they aren't going to let one out and immediately send it back. It's 10:23 here and I have nothing to do tomorrow, so I'll definitely be watching it for the next 6 or so hours. The middle is bound to be boring and it'll climax again when the last few miners are coming out.

>>2534187

sup?

>>2534152
>One of the guys was cheating on his wife. His "girlfriend" and wife met at a family get together for the miners. They're both there waiting for him.

HAHA OH WOW. Awkward.

awww yeeeee chile

The capsule looks so homoerotic right now.

aw man wouldnt it suck to be the last person down there
alone
for 1-2 hours
in a huge cave

and then imagine the tube thing broke or had some complications

im suddenly hoping for this to happen

>>2534215
I remember watching the comments on that on Chile's morning show. I'm pretty sure that guy doesn't want to come up... poor bastard.

>>2534228

They decided the last man up is the foreman who was the groups leader for the whole thing, a kind of captain goes down with his ship mentality, so it's an honor for him. Also he gets to be in the record books for longest miner trapped under ground.

Who was the derp whistling when the capsule came up again after going under for a 2 seconds

This makes me feel good to be human, but fucking frustrating to hear comments from relatives.
>why is it so slow
>haha it's stuck dumb idiots
Sigh.

>>2534221
it gived me a boner... if I find sometime rule 34 of the capsule I will leave internet forever

>>2534248
that was me, sorry for that

This is one of the most epic stories in recent history. It's like a goddamn action movie complete with love stories, heroism, and high production values.

Chileanfag here
manry tears being dropped

>>2534245
Will he be the last man, or the last miner? I was wondering if they wouldn't leave one of the tech guys in there for -last-.

>>2534284
The last 4 people to be down there will be military personnel.

>>2534248

Ahaha, seriously?

>>2534152
>>2534249

Before you fags get all excited about how great humanity is just remember hundreds of miners a year die in China due to corporate apathy and worker incompetence and it's pure luck these 33 were not killed in this collapse.

That translator is fucking terrible. Don't blame her, though- Chilean dialect can be awkward.

>>2534293
They have to sweep the place for any evidence

>>2534320

evidence of their mass circle jerks no doubt

>>2534318

It's not like our president has anything important to say.

>>2534284
They're taking the miners out and then the technicians and medics

>>2534314
Population control at its finest.

They die, so what? The mine collapsed, but what makes me proud is the time and effort put into keeping these men alive. Sure, they could of left them for dead and they could have become statistics, but this event brought a whole nation together and now the majority of the civilized world is watching this unfold. Millions die a year, but rarely does something like this come along.

>>2534332
... I suppose that's true. He does have an act for prolonging his speeches far past his due time.
>mfw this speech is longer than the speech he gave when we rose up the TENIS-COURT-SIZED-FUCKING-FLAG

I like how one of the miners said that "There are 34 people, because God is with us." That was beautiful. I'm going to smoke a bowl in their honor.

>Jimmy Sánchez Lagues
>He had only planned to work in the mine until september. He is said to be terrified of the dark and confined spaces

Ouch

>>2534356
>but rarely does something like this come along.

Yeah, because humanity is so expendable, inept and selfish. These guys just got lucky their mine happened to collapse in a certain way and then their President milks the situation for all it's worth.

Chilean here. This country is imploding right now because of this.

>>2534375

implying god is a person is probably a sin, enjoy your damnation guys

>>2534407
Oh shut the fuck up and enjoy the moment neckbeard

>>2534407


ZOMG!! god is trapped under some mine in southamerica. The devil is gonna fuck us really bad. Run fuckers run!!!

>>2534331

Can't wait for the gay porn parodies. I can see the title now: Chilean Chocolate Miners: 69 days of 69ing.

>>2534375
Damn, tearing up again reading that.

These guys continue to blow me away with their strength. I can barely wrap my head around how they've kept their spirits up for this long.

>>2534407
read that as
>enjoy your dalmatian guys
and I'm like, they're sending a dog down?

>>2534392
I totally agree. I have overall negative views on humanity, and you can't deny the president is using this for personal gains, especially after the earthquake. The miners did get lucky, but so did the guy who survived and was found in the rubble of the WTC a couple of days after it happened.

You'll never remember the millions that died in the Rwandan genocide of the 90's, but you will remember the 33 Chilean miners who'll be saved in the following hours... Mainly because it'll correspond with the aliens that are arriving tomorrow = p

>>2534375
yes that was beautiful

this damn thing has got me dripping tears over here. this is too epic for my drunk ass .. ;_;

>>2534448
That's disgusting.

I lol'd.

>>2534448
awesome LOL

MANLY TEARS WERE SHED.jpg

lol

They are miners in Chile, i'm sure life on the surface is only slightly better than what they've just gone through.

>>2534554
Animate that gif, 1 out of 33 so far! Up coming is the 2nd miner, this is great!

>>2534554
CNN has an "ASCENT TIME" counter in big dramatic letters.

>2534610
>derp I know shit about the world

>>2534554
haha how many dead miners are they expecting?

EVER. EVER!

>>2534610

Oakley gave them free $500 sunglasses, that's half their yearly salary.

This whole thing is being staged on a soundstage in Burbank somewhere.

>>2533105
>>2533105
>>2533105


OMG OMG...

are these the aliens everyone was talking about?

lol... world is getting trolled....

captcha: cognitive grey

>>2534610
Life is really good around here.

Car alarm! Here comes the 2nd one!

>>2534643
Larry King + HD = auugh

>>2534643
Have you seen the body? No?
Have YOU seen the body? No, damn.

Do you know anyone who has seen your dead friends body? No, thats who I want to talk to.

>>2534643
HEY THE GUY THEY ARE SAVING HAS THE SAME NAME AS A STREET IN LA I JUST DROVE ON THIS MORNING


thank god larrys retiring

>>2534610
Chile is actually not that bad. Seeing how much shit other south american countries are its a surprise if you go there you will be surprised

ITSA ME MARIO

>>2534655
>Oakley gave them free $500 sunglasses, that's half their yearly salary.
BBC said they made about $1200 a month, and that's a lot of money on chile since is a lot more cheap than the states

I BROUGHT ROCKS!

HOLD UP DUDES I BROUGHT PRESENTS

That dude's alpha as fuck.

Sky News, top-left of picture: "Miners rescued 2 of 35". BBC about 5 minutes ago jumped on that bandwagon and added a "1 miner rescued" strap about 5 minutes before this one topped out. BBC News hasn't cut back to the studio in around SEVEN HOURS.

Now miner #2 is whipping the crowd into a frenzy. This shit is AWESOME.

bringing up heavy rocks, why? putting more weight on a machine.

>>2534610
>>2534722

Chile is basically first world.

>>2534740
I LOLED SO HARD

>>2534774
For the LULZ

>>2534766
MY HUSBAND WAS 200 FEET UNDERGROUND

AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID ROCK

He gives everyone rocks, probably keeping the chunks of gold for himself.

>>2534766
LOL!!!!!

>>2534610
Chilean here, there are miners because copper, Chile's primary economic resource.

>>CNN IS TALKING TO MIKE ROE, HOST OF DIRTY JOBS TO DISCUSS HIS EXPERIENCE WITH DIRTY JOBS AND GETTING STUCK IN A HOLE

Miner #2 is apparently Charlie Brown.

"I WENT TRICK OR TREATING AND ALL I GOT WAS A BAG FULL OF ROCKS."

>>2534836
>A HOLE
D BAGS

Why did the idler pulley stop turning right after the capsule started to go down?

CE HACHE I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is boring. We need an accident, like the cable breaking and a guy just near the surface sent crashing to his death

>>2534876

They stop it to clip some device onto the cable to keep it going straight before it goes down any further.

The rocks he brought have gold on them

>>2534920
Maybe. They're getting appraised.

>>2534900
You shut the fuck up right now. I'm serious, shut the fuck up.

>>2534900
That is bad and you should feel bad.

The dude who just came up looked healthier than I do when I wake up in the morning. They're obviously not queuing based on medical needs.

mfw obama ends up using this incident to promote sympathy for illegals

>>2535066

The same Obama who has deported more illegals in two years than George W. Bush did in eight?

god you /stormfront/ faggots are retarded

>>2535066

Thisiswhywecan'thavenicethings.jpg

>>Pray that the mine collapses in Chile!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50837&page=2

i think im getting trolled

JESUS CHRIST NOW WE'RE COMPARING THEM TO A KING NOVEL?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP

>>2535065

They pickeda few mentally stable, phisically able, knowledgable men first, so they can give information on the status of the ground at different depths, not panic if anything went wrong the first tries with the capsule, and who could operate the emergency system of it, if the capsule got stuck in the shaft.
Once it is clear everything works as it should, there will be sent up the group of guys in worst conditions. Finally will be rescued a group of badasses who could wait the longer.
Chilean here.

>>2535091
w
a
t

>>2535091

>he doesn't know landover baptist is a satire site

> in order to reduce stress, doctors have told the miners that they are to masturbate as they ascend in the capsule.

So is the dude with the wife and gf going to get in a threeway when they all go home?

>>2535143
I'm not sleeping until he comes up (and fml, I've already been awake fore 23 hours).

What's his name, so I don't miss him.

MIKE ROWE HAS VISITED MINES

August fifth they went in. August fifth.

That was a Thursday.

I remember roughly what it was like back then, it seems so fucking long ago.

Fuck.

>>2535178
Fuck your fucking captions for people, CNN. "Has visited mines" ffffffffffuuuu.

Oh, hey, CNN turned over to CNN International, since this is outside of their normal broadcast hours. I wonder what their coverage is like.

>>2535156
Yonni Barrios

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/09/02/trapped-miner-tight-spot-rescued-wife-meets-mistress-vigil/

>>2535091
>>Now is the time to PRAY, as hard as you can, that God will make this rescue attempt a disaster.
Remember; there's still a good chance that the mine will collaps, but we we all need to put some effort into our prayers.

They're using a special cable, designed so that the capsule doesn't rotate in the shaft.

It's imported from Germany.

You remember Germany, the country that brought us rockets that took us to the fucking moon.

Yeah, Germany.

Sieg.

>>2535211
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU--

Nice Chilian rescue operation you have there. Hope nothing bad happenssssSSSSSSSSSSSS...

>>2535211
Oh, man. He's fucked. Thanks for the name and link~

>>2535239
How does that cable work, exactly? Any links/info on it? I'm curious now.

>>2535091
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?! They call themselves Christians? They have no soul.

>>2535252
>>>/v/75595732

>There's the money shot!

OH GOD THEY'VE ALREADY STARTED THE PORNO

>>2535264

>he, also, doesn't know landover baptist is a satire site

>>2535255
I just heard about the imported from Germany thing on BBC, but the anti-twist property was mentioned a bit before.

>>2535283
What is it? I'm reading through some of these posts and I feel like I want to virus bomb this site. How could they be filled with such hate?

>>2535302
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Neve rmind I just read this and felt better, phew.

>>2535255
Oh yeah, they were talking about it like it was the kind of thing that was used on a huge ski lift or tram, which would explain the whole German angle.