But at least it isn't a high speed rail system. God bless America.

>>2277081
Way to try and turn this into another one of those goddamn train threads. This came up a while ago when Ryanair ---an IRISH airline-- brought up the "standing room only" seats mentioned in the article.

>>2277089
so people are to just to crash against walls and shit if there is heavy turbulence?

>>2277081
these fucking train fags need to have the living shit beat out of them

The government should just take over the flying business. Seriously, don't we have to bail these corrupt pieces of shit out every 5 years or so, even while they make flying ever more painful and overpriced?

Fuck 'em.

>those seats

fatfucks will be mad

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHARLEY HORSE

>>2277146
worst thing besides cancer

this was a publicity stunt by RyanAir from like 6 months ago now, it was never a serious proposal. It totallt breaks air safety laws.

(and charley horse is a yankfag word for cramp, britfag)

>>2277150
>A charley horse is a popular North American colloquial term for painful spasms or cramps in the leg muscles, typically lasting anywhere from a few seconds to a few hours.

ITS FUCKING CRAMP. FUCK YOU AMERICANS AND YOUR STUPID RETARDED WORDS I HATE THE WAY YOU SPEAK.

>>2277161
oh the irony

those "seats" look fucken horrible. However if it rubs against my dick I might get a boner.

>>2277187
And then you ejaculate on yourself 23 inches away from the person sitting next to you, noway to hide it. Like a trapped whore.

Seat looks like it would press up underneath the testicles and the blood vessels that supply oxygenated blood to the testicles.

See the infertility/impotence problems bicycle seats cause male riders who use the incorrect seat.

Why do americans hate trains so much? I use a train every day to go to work and I'm ok with it. Sure it might be a few minutes late during the winter but it's easier, less stressful and cheaper than driving there plys you never need to worry about carjackers or finding a parking space.

But look at the seat!
Nice curves, cool looking colors, lots of plastic!
Its like a high tech baby seat, but for adults!
Technology has really gone a long way in improving efficiency! And since planes are more high tech in the year 2010, flights will be shorter than ever

>Did you get a charley horse from trying to cross your legs under your tray table?

>The “SkyRider” is the latest innovation designed to save airlines money and, apparently, make passengers miserable. It is supposed to mimic the experience of riding horseback: “Cowboys ride eight hours on their horses during the day and still feel comfortable in the saddle,”

Who the hell crosses their legs on a flight?
New Yorkers? Californiers?
A plane is supposed to get you were your supposed to go, you don't need to be spoiled into comfort. Don't like it, then pay more for a better seat, or better yet, just drive there yourself.

>>2277161

Back when i was a little kid, my uncle was like my brother and there was this thing... "Who won the horse race?" he would ask... i don't know i replied "CHARLEY HORSE!" he says as he punch's me in the arm, next time he asked "who won the horse race?" i would reply "Charley Horse?"... "NOPE! DEADLEG!" and he would punch me in the leg...

>>2277146
>Charley Horse

I think I treated one of those during my short stint as a doctor.

>>2277411
Hey why don't you drive over the Atlantic and say that to my face

>>2277411

Americans really regard plane trips this way? What the fuck? How can you live in a country where such an inefficient method of travel is a nessecity?

>>2277462


thats not what he means aspie. he's just saying they are there for transportation. That does not assume they are the only form of transportation. Also, america is not like eurofag land. Its a huge fucking country. Planes are the choice overall at this point in time for long distance travel.

Didn't we agree these will let them offer $20 flights or something? Won't stop you from buying your tickets for regular more comfortable flights, but plenty would jump for super-cheap tickets at the cost of a good seat.

Seats are too comfortable. I want to see standing "seats" where you're strapped against a pad with a figter pilot harness.

This is what the free market actually believes

>>2277584
That by providing a budget service, you can increase profits and everyone wins?

so, how long until we fly lying over one another in planes so that 5000 people fit into a 747?

there needs to be an end somewhere.

>>2277679
Honeycombs. Your seat assignment would be in 3 dimensions, row, seat, and height. You get a 3x6x2 box to occupy for the flight.

>>2277703
like the jet flight in fifth element, only without sexy mila jovovic next to me.

>>2277584
You hate poor people. Finally there is a way to make air travel affordable for the poor and you reject it because of snobbish notions of what angle seats should be.

KNOW YOUR ROLE!

CUSTOMER : Your role is to pay the corporation. The service is just a formality the company would prefer to eliminate. The less they have to spend on you, and the worse they can treat you, the better.

EMPLOYEE : You are an unfortunate expense the company must pay. Your services are NOT appreciated, they simply have to tell you your appreciated to stop you from wondering why you didn't get a raise. This "appreciation" is also an unfortunate thing the employer must do. The employer wishes you would just bend over and take a pay cut or no raises ever without opening that annoying hole in your face.

I FUCKING LOVE IT.

THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY IS ASKING TO BE REPLACED BY PRIVATE AIRCRAFT TRAVEL.

I'm buying a $3k Ultra-Light kit just to practice: they're practically a bicycle, an aluminum engine, and two parallel seats of an aluminum tricycle that can fly upto 70 miles per hour.

Airline Pilots are mostly ex-military men, so they can kiss my ass for allowing a bunch of Islame Mudslimes to intimidate them with razorblades.

You know, it would be a LOT more efficient to just strip people naked, hose them down with lube and pack them in standing room only. Sure there would be a period of adjustment while people learn to get used to somebody's erect dick, flabby stomach or distended nipples rubbing into them but think of the profits airlines could make charging for wet wipes to clean up the cum stains.

If you want to wear clothes and sit down pay for the first-class upgrade you cheap bastards.

>>2278771
if adjustment = sedatives

I believe that would be a more pleasant experience then the present environment

I'm 6'3", so you short faggots have little to complain about with airline seats

>>2278771
Agreed.

those seats look uncomfortable as fuck. pic is my face when i am sitting down in them

bamp

Is the seat touching her clit? That face... seems like she is aroused.

This article is obviously biased against republicans.