Alright, this is /mu/'s tour of the 4chan boards! Our next stop: /new/! Alright /mu/tants (as well as the /v/irgins, /a/nons, /x/philes, robots, /an/imals, /int/elligents, fa/tv/irgins, /vp/oreons, /sp/ics, and /lit/iots we picked up [our threads in /s/ and /c/ got deleted ;_;]), hop on out the bus!BUS LEAVES AT 6:20 CENTRAL TIME(If you want to see your friends and family again, I suggest getting off now. Where we're going, we won't need roads.)
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>>1836446
so how about Obama assassinating people huh?pretty cool guy
Sup /new/
Wow, this feels wrong already. Feels like driving into some redneck, ass-backwards inbred shithole in Alabama. Oh wait, that is /stormfront/.
Bus Driver! You're alive!
Familiar stomping grounds for meI recommend the kosher deli and fried chicken joint
They already don't like us ;_;
/v/ here with some pizza!
/x/phile walking mah dog here
Hey /new/! /mu/ here! Please don't be afraid, we're just passing through.Also, do you LOAAAVE JEZZZUUS KRAAAIST?
woo hoo we made it
I brought the peanuts and beer
inb4 hitler, racism, jews, niggers, etc
>>1836446Oh God! So soon!
this is rather amusing.
You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.
YEAH /c/ CAN GO TO HELL.News is manlier anyway.
>>1836446But wouldn't you like to sample some of /a/'s fine 2D women?
OH GOD I WAS SO SCARED.. wait WHERES MY BUDDY I MET HIM LAST BOARD!!
shit I never even knew this place came back
where the hell is this thread on /mu/?
>>1836446HE'S NOT DRUNK HE'S JUST A LITTLE SLEEPYNO NEED TO CHECK HIS ALCOHOL LEVELS, HE'S FINE HE CAN DRIVE JUST FINE C'MON
just thought i'd stop by and say hi y'all
Departure time updated: 6:15 central time.
New, huh?Aracade Fire's new album is new!Arcade Fire - The Suburbs (2010)http://www.mediafire.com/?brv6597hr2b35bflove from /mu/
How did you survive it Bus Driver?
>>1836465this isnt storm frontthough it does feel like a 24/7 battle with these dumbshits and the holocaust deniers, we welcome you to /new/!what would you like to talk about?
Why is /new/ a nsfw board?I never knew that before...Hahaha! I just made a pun... yeah, it's /lit/ here.
wow on this board there is nothing but drugs jews and racism. JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOARDS AMIRITE
MISTER BUS DRIVER, I DEMAND YOU CHANGE /sp/ics TO /sp/artans
this place feels weird, what are we supposed to talk about?
What's going on in this thread?
Never been here before... Can we go to /cgl/ next?
Guys! I like this song, do you?!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2vWQFHP3D0
>>1836511Well, you never talk about news here, you just get angry and blame niggers for everything.
>>1836518black people and how they are destroying this country
I'm afraid to get off the bus for this one.I'm just going to play Nintendo DS on the bus.
>>1836497I'M RIGHT HERE MANI'M RIGHT HERE
Another /x/phile, here.It's been a long trip. I hope we reach our kamikaze stop at /b/ soon.Anyway, have a plague doctor, /new/.
just to clear shit up:bus driver is extremely intoxicated but I'm only a little bit tipsy..as far as I know he can count to 3 and that's good enough for me
/int/oleramt here - /new/ is bro tier.
/mu/ is driving all over 4chan
>Where we're going, we won't need roads.OH SHIT.
>>1836543It is not like there are any roads in this shithole that we are in.
It's a shame /c/ kicked us out... /c/ is one of my favorite boards.
Driver, if you visit all the "cool" boards first, the last 30 stops are going to be boring as fuck... mix it up a bit more.(I'm a little sad that I got on after you stopped at /x/)
>>1836515Speaking of them, I think we dropped the ragey one in /lit/. SORRY GUYS MAYBE YOU CAN EDUCATE HIM A LITTLE
>>1836531I'm with you man.
>>1836518anything!!
>>1836530>>1836529nigger-mind
This place is more racist than /int/.How the fuck...?
>>1836534That is a really nice plauge doctor you got there fellow /x/phile. Well I think i keep walking mah dog.
>>1836509Dude, I didn't actually have this yet. Thanks, bro.
>>1836549I hope he stays gone. I'm out of repels.
welcome to /new/
im freakin out maaan. i need a buddy
>>1836552As long as it is racist. We dun like dem coons hurr.
>>1836550hey you guys still in Download play? I brought Mario party lets do the minigames!also, has anyone seen my buddy?
Why are they looking at us like that?
>>1836515If we are going to change /sp/, can we change /lit/ to my personal preference too?That would be "lo/lit/as"
>>1836561Yeah, just don't get off the bus.
Where the fuck we going next?
It brings a tear to my eye everytime I see boards that stay on topic.Keep it up /new/
>>1836572I'm here for you bro
>>1836572im here man. i lost mine so yeah
>>1836571I like this one better
Checklist is almost done, guys.
Is this what /new/ is really like?
/new/'s anthem:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNzz2VMWac
>>1836548you guys went to /x/ already?man, I miss all the fun stuff :(
ok /mu/fags, how do you lean politically?no judgment here, just be honest!
>>1836510Maybe you guys shouldn't have been such dicks to us....Nah, just kidding! All is forgiven! We are all brothers on 4chan!>>1836510The ghosts of anon past have been looking over me.
I don't like this board... I'm staying on the bus. Noko time!
This is /new/ for ya, in a nutshell.
>>1836587you deserve one of these for your heroism buddy
so when do we take this tour out to /b/ im just asking is all just need to be mentally prepared for the /b/tards
>>1836601we also got a get on the pokemans board.
>>1836595
>>1836595Wow. That is exactly like some place that is not /new/.
i <3 you /mu/. despite metalfags, weeaboos, and p4kcore you have introduced me to some good shit. oh and NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERS
>>1836592Thanks man.
>>1836615kick ass>>1836590this guy needs one too
>>1836590oh snap, i got two buddies. Poliwrath and Co-pilot. We could be a trifecta of awesome
>>1836603Socialism.
>>1836617It's our final destination.This is a busride to hell.
>>1836601yeah, I sad too.I went there all the time a year or so ago, but last time I went there it had devolved into shit. Has it gotten any better?
/sp/artan here, how long till /b/?
>>1836603/mu/ is almost all left-leaning libertarians.
Wow, looking around, the rumours were all true. You guys are somehow boring and crazy at the same time.
Hey driver, can we go over to /r/ and ask for tons of weird shit?
This is a crazy trip we got here.Gotta do this more often
So, as it happens, /lit/ is one of the most left-leaning boards (and it isn't even a gay board)... So yeah, I'll just stay on the bus for this one.
>>1836639Every board we haven't hit, and then /b/ at the end.
>>1836621I saw that, I was there, that's where the bus started dragging me
BUS DRIVER, LET US GO TO /k/ !
>>1836614I love that nigger's face
GTFO YOU GODDAMN NIGGERS
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRISTTTT
>>1836635we could mess some shit upraping houses and setting fire to women
>>1836633thanks man
Hey guys! Any Pkefrineds in here? :D
FUCK I NEED A BUDDY
its x:16 bus driver, tiem to get moving
>>1836635LETS DO ITalso saved that pic
>>1836670FuckYes
>>1836662>>1836665
>>1836670Oh yeah.
>>1836636groovywhat aspect of socialism do you identify with?also, what made you become a socialist?
this monkey subhuman fucking nigger walked by me today. He said something in his unintelligible nigger-babble. I lost it and called him what he was, a worthless nigger. told that fucker. I hate niggers so god damn much.
>>1836677>>1836677HEY BRO :3
>/news/
Time to go...
>>1836672GOTCHA COVERED, BUSDOC. I CAN TELEPORT US BACK TO THE LAST POKEMON CENTER AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE
>>1836638none of the boards ever get better :(
DING DINGTake your seats in an orderly fashion.
THIS IS THE WORST ONE YET OP!!! PLEASE GO I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK I WANNA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PLEASE OP PLEASE!
>>1836670I'm around. Need a buddy too./new/ is alot better than I thought it would be. And seeing Glenn Beck on the front page was a good laugh.
Did our drunk driver pass out?
MISTER BUS DRIVER, ARE WE LEAVING SOON?I'M BOOOOOOORED.
>>1836681>>1836681HEY OTHER BRO |3
fuck i'm gonna have to get off the bus for classyou guys gonna be done by 8:00 pacific?
>>1836682Don't ask him about it, please, it'll be too much like the kids I go to school with.
Whar is Bus Driver?
>>>/adv/2698336EXPLODING KNEEEEEEEEEESSS
>>1836687Let's wait for the next stop,friendgood to know that there are more poke-people here
>>1836700I think he's just pissing himself.
>>1836692NO NEED, I GOT A TARDIS, IT'S ALL GOOD.BUT YOUR PSYBEAM WILL DEFINITELY COME IN HANDY.Especially when we get to /b/...
>>1836687>>1836681>>1836677hey trainers:)
Hey, guys. I saw you in /v/ earlier and I think I'm gonna tag along. Is there room on the bus?
Shits gaining steam
Actually, I always vote green, I just said socialism to troll /new/. Guess that plan failed.Even though I sympathize with the socialist ideology, I find it important to support environmentalist ideals.
Umm, where's driver?
>>1836718Sure,hop on!
>>1836718IT'S EVER-EXPANDING
>>1836724In /adv/>>1836712
>>1836722OH COOL!im an indy and green supporter myself. I actually feel 100 % how you feel on those issues.I think I might haveta tag along with yall for a bit!
LATER GUYS; IT'S BEEN FUN
IT SEEMS YOU HAVE DRIVEN OVER SOME BULLETS WHILE TRESPASSING ON OUR PROPERTY
Somehow, the mental picture of a few dozen 4chan users on a colorful bus travelling great distances and seeing the sights seems awfully fun.
>>1836744You aint goin nowhere, boy. Everybody off the bus, and keep your hands where I can see 'em.
Post link to the next thread
>>1836751I play summon a sheild spear wall, costing 0 colorless mana.they absorb your bullets and deflect back at you, costing you 20 points of damageyou are dead sir!
EVERYBODY GET COMFY, IT'S BOOK READIN TIME
I think I saw a nigger on the bus.
>>1836767stfu and have a beer
OK busfag where to?
There appears to be some mechanical difficulty with the bus...
GET THEM NIGGERS
Looks like we lost a few people, eh?/sp/ic staying strong here
>>1836824>mfw you leave within 10 minutes
I'll keep a tab open.
>>1836439holy shit this place makes /int/ look like heaven
I think this whole thing died.Good try though faggots.
>>1836873Every bus passenger fell on a bullet. Strangest thing I ever done saw. I guess they done learned um never trespass on hillbilly property
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