I THOUGHT RUDD GOT KILLED BY A DROP BEAR?!?!? WATS GOING ON

It's not like Australia can get any worse.

So vote for Abbott like all the other idiots.

>>1452189
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>>1452189

doing this

fuck no woman

sexist, racist, obese, illiterate, censored: the Australian Master Race

>>1452183
We retained financial stability and put off the housing bubble bursting/deflating, which is a lot better than some other countries can say. I sure as hell trust Gillard and Swan a lot more than Abbott and Bananaby Joyce.

Does this mean an end to internet and videogame censorship and small breasts being illegal and all the other things that have turned a once great country into Ausfailia??

>>1452215
When was the last time a woman in a position of power did anything positive for video games, porn, or internet censorship (to 'protect the children')?

>>1452215
Hopefully so, the ACL is already angry at her for living in sin with a male hairdresser so it's not like she can win them over.

>>1452222
The Red Barren doesn't give a fuck about children. She'd rather download flat chested squirting porn games than raise a family.

>>1452201
>not obese
>never been a good woman leader
>in b4 you say thatcher or anyone that's been dead at least 500 years
>literacy rates greater than those of the united states
>only casually racist

fagstatus: [ x ] told
>>1452215
we already got the censorship out.
Now we really DO have a NANNY STATE

>>1452239
What did Helen Clark do that was so bad?

>>1452239

First of all, Patriarchal society, inb4 HURRR FEMINAZI. Secondly, Helen Clark was successful for two and a half terms in New Zealand not so long ago. Your country is the most obese nation in the world, you're just too butthurt to admit it.

The United States is not a good benchmark for education.

>>1452267
>Patriarchal society, inb4 HURRR FEMINAZI
I love how the Advertiser was saying "We have a woman PM now. SEXISM IS OVER FOREVER!"

>>1452295

What's-her-face doesn't give a shit about her being the first woman prime minister. She isn't being a fuckin Obama about it. No reason to complain, right?

>>1452308
I'm not, I'm complaining about how the Murdoch press is so stupid.

dat fnose man

srsly why do we have the ugliest prime minister in the world now :(

>>1452318

nah bro I agree with you. I was just pointing out that you reminded me that she seems pretty cool.

stop posting your fucking australian news here

>>1452413
Okay okay, I didn't think. We'll go back to posting Australian stormfaggery to fit in with the rest of the board.

>>1452173
Don't worry she will not win the next election (outright at least), people are too sentimental towards Rudd and are worried about those 2 faggots who pretty much put Gillard in his place.
Oh and also she is a woman.

>>1452436
They're not so sentimental about the Budgie Smuggler though.

does anyone have that image where gilards head is shopped onto a football player

>>1452350
she actualy used to look alot worse

>>1452477
Haha,and it is reasonable to hate on that shit.

>>1452497
>Mark Latham
Guy was a champion would have slapped George Bush in the face if he tried getting Australia involved in Iraq. Fucking asylum seekers.

>>1452534
You want to know the real reason he got so close? Apparently Howard's a wriggler, and Latham didn't want to soil himself with a terrible terrible handshake.

>>1452534
agreed Latham was a pretty coll guy

>>1452514
jesus christ somebody needs to hit that with a shovel

>>1452558
Haha, what the fuck?
It was great that everyone thought Howard was gone, including the Coalition but the Australian Redneck prevailed in the end and dumbfounded even the most educated of us.

>discuss female politician
>immediately discuss he physical appearance

cool

Oi, leave our atheist/agnostic prime minister alone. It's a step forward.

>>1452579
Wait, actually it seems it's because Howard shakes hands like he's doing a karate chop: all the movement's in his elbow and he has a stiff wrist.

>>1452568
eh break taxi drivers arm and doesn't afraid of anything

>>1452579
Howard was a mad cunt

>>1452436
that just means everyone with ovaries will auto vote for her bro , chicks don't dig on the mad monks stylin

why is she out of the kitchen

>>1452637
Yeh but Abbot's Vice is also a woman so to some extent that is nullified.

Even though she's left, she's taking the right-wing view for asylum seekers to please the bogan majority.

BOAT PEOPLE? BOAT PEOPLE? RABBLE RABBLE

>>1452614
Fucking this. She's educated, not indoctrinated by any religion or creed, and childless - she's even in a de facto domestic relationship with another man, rather than being all "marriage is sacred blah blah blah".

She's a cool fucking gal, I was hesitant at first but I'm standing by her 100% for now (at least until I hear what her policies on the current state of Australia's gov. are - if she shuffles Conroy out, I'm defs voting Labor). Let's not count our chickens before they hatch: we were all pretty happy with Rudd, and he fucked up spectacularly. But, let's just say I'm "cautiously optimistic"...

Watching question time I felt sorry for Rudd sitting there in his local seat ;_;

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>>1452675
>Rudd, and he fucked up spectacularly.
You know you look bad and lose credibility when you just repeat A.C.A here don't you?

/news/ is sexist now, too?

You fags are fucking troglodytes.

This is because of their performance at the FIFA world cup, isn't it.

>>1452666
Bishop? Female?

You've been picked up by a few trannies in your time, yes?

I don't live in Australia. Why does she want him to resign?

>>1452692
this suprises you
the whole of 4chan is sexist
im suprised they havnt called rule 34 yet

>>1452690
I don't watch ACA, it's shit pseudo-news. If they did say that though, then it's the first legit thing they've said in years: Rudd gave us a heap of promise, and fucked it up with great gusto.

>>1452201
You'd be that way to if you:
>Lived near Abbos
>Had a majority male population
>But they're not obese
>Nor are they illiterate, save for the Abbos
>Puritan

>>1452708

>majority male population
:| That's not how reproduction works.

>he thinks Australians aren't fat
>he thinks a lot of Australians aren't illiterate

I tutor English students for the HSC, if I ask them to read out loud (advanced students as well) they're like a fucking monkey trying to spell out words longer than 6 letters.

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>>1452706
Oh wow they haven't o_o

34 on Gillard? I reckon she'd be pretty sexy nude, that's just me though :\

>>1452723
Does this count?

>>1452692
/new/ is prejudiced against everything, because it contains people of all races, religions and political affiliations.

3

at least she's not fugly.

Our premier for NSW is the greatest.

4/4

>>1452707
You expect him to perform when the global financial crisis is fucking us up?

Did you bother to read any financial reports from the Reserve Bank during the GFC ? They credited the Labor government numerous times and said they probably dealt with it the best way possible.
Do you understand how big the Australian economy is? We are regional giants, his job was VERY VERY difficult and he delivered on the biggest threat, something that neither Bush nor Harvard graduate Obama could do, let alone the failure in Britain.
He never lied to us like Howard during the tampa scandal, he removed our troops from Iraq before the US have and he has strengthened ties with China who are now our biggest trade partner.

What promises are you talking about? Were any of them a bigger worry then the above?

>>1452723
There were Gillard latex fetish shoops on /new/ at 10am. Lurk moar.

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>>1452719
i see a new meme here

>Female yank leading NSW
>Female pom leading the nation

bbl Iran

>>1452758
>Google "Gillard Latex"
>See this
>what do

>>1452750
I'd vote her out of office, if you know what I mean.

No seriously.

>>1452692

Did you expect anything better?
Really?
REALLY?

>>1452750
>DAT half Aussie half American accent.

>>1452770
I think it's disappointment that Australian anons aren't at least a bit more educated and sophisticated than the American redneck mass that makes up the bulk of posters.

>>1452775
DEM SCANDALS

>>1452782

Do you actually think most Australians aren't ignorant, racist, sexist bogans?

>>1452788
I just thought they didn't know about the internet. Why else would they spend so much time listening to talk radio?

>>1452788
You'd hope they'd be a bit more diluted. To be fair, there's more considered commentary on today's Gillard threads than there would be in an equivalent US thread, so maybe I'm just butthurting unnecessarily.

>>1452794
Oh boo.

This is why some people don't like women. All the other people /new/ insults just troll each other. Why can't you?

You just keep saying OH HAO KOOD U GUISE?

Just shut up and troll.

>female governor
>female premier
>female prime minister
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>1452667
>People have an opposing opinion on a situation? That must be uneducated troglodytes!
You sound just as bad as Conroy does when he calls people opposing the internet filter pedophiles.

>>1452767
their are you happy now?

>>1452823
Oh shi-

SCUM is being realized!

>>1452829
And you sound like someone who doesn't realise boatpeople are vastly outnumbered by Chinese refugees and illegal European immigrants arriving by plane.

An opinion isn't truly opposing when it's ignorant and bereft of facts.

>>1452829

Well seeing as those who oppose boat arriving asylum seekers spurt out uneducated shit like they're "illegal", "queue jumpers", "not real asylum seekers" and seem to not know that most asylum seekers come via plane and apply for asylum once they land, that 90% of boat arriving asylum seekers are real asylum seekers and that Australia takes an incredibly small amount of asylum seekers in comparison to other countries on a per capita basis and most of our immigration are lower class British folk who are more of a drain on the resource system than real asylum seekers, yes they come across as uneducated.

>>1452782
The American posters aren't uneducated, they're just intolerant.

>>1452829

Did you know? Boat people make up about 1% of all immigration to Australia
Did you know? Most Australians think it's between 10% and 50%
Did you know? People who's perceptions are that far from reality have no fucking idea

>>1452782
comes to /new/ for sophistication and education
>>wtfamIreading

>>1452782
>American redneck
>/new/

Rednecks don't use the internet.

>>1452692

☭

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But they're not white!

>>1452868
Welcome to 4chan. Soon you learn our ways.

>>1452205
>I sure as hell trust Gillard and Swan

>>1452675
>I was hesitant at first but I'm standing by her 100%

>>1452707
>I don't watch ACA

>>1452718
>I tutor English students

ALP STAFFER DETECTED

>>1453045

Only complete idiots watch ACA and Today Tonight.

>>1453057
My point is he doesn't watch Channel 9 (Today Tonight is an equally shit show) which has a slight pro-Coalition bias and can't construct a basic sentence. My antennae are sure as heck out.

hey aussies
yknow how youve been trolling america for having a nigger president for the last couple of years?
this is karma
think of it as a spiritual boomerang