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    111 KB Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:22 No.1107681  
    UMBRELLA MAN

    anyone have any more on this?

    best troll on /new/?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:23 No.1107686
    bamp
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:24 No.1107697
    wasnt poasted on /new/ i put it on here after someone found it on /b/

    so yea, probably a troll, but i dont see it as impossible, ill keep my eye on my calender
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:24 No.1107704
    curious. anyone see any follow up?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:25 No.1107714
    I can't even fathom what kind of consequences HALTING WORLD TRADE would have
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:26 No.1107726
    >>1107697

    i presume no one's claimed to see follow up.

    would have been more believable if he didn't promise anything more, but then he wouldn't have had /b/tards F5'ing all night.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:26 No.1107734
    >>1107704
    not that i know of, i couldnt find
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:27 No.1107737
    >back in an hour w/ photos and scans .............

    4 days till market crash, or not
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:27 No.1107741
    >>1107714

    a lot of people with little more to do than hate on each other. war would be inevitable. idle hands...
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:28 No.1107750
    wonder if he did it before april fools day too
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:29 No.1107763
    (not me, was on nuther thread)

    i don't buy into conspiracy theory for a lot of reasons, but i follow them. let's assume umbrella man is not a troll.

    so, he's probably an extremely well-connected eascoast-establishment type. the right boarding schools, college, and maybe an MBA or law degree, also Ivy League. he works in high finance, maybe diplomacy. he's connected to the Foreign Relations Council, Bilderburg Group, or Trilateral Commission. possibly all three. he hears things, and he's probably been entrusted.

    as for his claims, the string-pullers of this world understand that American wealth and dominance is based on being the production center of the world. even if the US doesn't make all that much, our sphere of influence does. stimulus spending has kept us out of debilitating booms and busts, but it's our economic production that's buoyed us, even more than control of natural resources. we won the cold war because our economic policy was superior to the soviets. we were simply able to spend more on big guns and bankrupted them.

    china is a different matter. they have all our tricks and our better able to use them because of their more efficient government. they post an enormous long term threat. the time to strike them is now, while they are still relatively weak militarily. we will then not only have our boot on their necks, we will have for at least a generation regained the advantage in production. world empire.

    if the overlords exist, this is the way to go. what's the point of being alive if you're not winning the game?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:29 No.1107767
    >>1107714
    we both know that after a huge crisis (9/11, and soon to be economic collapse) nations (United States) do STUPID THINGS!!!

    All it takes is one desperate nation to turn inward to protect itself at the cost of others for other nations to do the same and bam! domino effect
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:29 No.1107769
    >>1107750
    5/28/10
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:30 No.1107770
    Christ, could you stop it? He partially posted a pretty shitty doomsday story, and then disappeared. If you're that desperate to read a work of fiction buy a book, or can't you read anything unless it is in the 4chan format?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:30 No.1107780
    I want to see something interesting happen. police actions and cctvs are gay. i want world wars, revolutions and genocides back.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:30 No.1107786
    Sounds like tabloid stuff.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:30 No.1107788
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    >>1107763
    >so, he's probably an extremely well-connected eascoast-establishment type. the right boarding schools, college, and maybe an MBA or law degree, also Ivy League. he works in high finance, maybe diplomacy. he's connected to the Foreign Relations Council, Bilderburg Group, or Trilateral Commission. possibly all three. he hears things, and he's probably been entrusted.

    >posts on /b/
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:31 No.1107790
    >>1107780
    as bad as it sounds...

    so do i
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:32 No.1107802
    >>1107770

    relax newfag. coming to 4chan to feel superior gets old after a year or so.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:32 No.1107806
    I believe anything a tripfag named cuckoo tells me, I don't know about you guys.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:33 No.1107815
    >>1107802
    tru dat
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:33 No.1107817
    Hey guys my dad works for Barack Obama and he said that on June 13th he's going to ban profits.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:34 No.1107829
    Umbrella man is John Titor
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:34 No.1107832
    >>1107788

    see your point, but everyone comes to /b/. the stats show its sheer mass of popularity, but it's also extremely trendy at all levels of society. very "in the know."
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:34 No.1107835
    >>1107802
    I don't have to come to 4chan to feel superior, I just have to remember people like you exist.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:35 No.1107837
    >>1107817
    you crafty guy you......
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:35 No.1107838
    >>1107806

    you now realize that's the worst reason not to believe this.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:36 No.1107849
    >>1107835
    >F5'ing and replying on a thread he's saging

    i make more money than you.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:37 No.1107863
    >>1107835
    >I just have to remember people like you exist.

    to feel inferior?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:38 No.1107869
    >>1107763
    >boot on their necks

    Does fucking EVRYONE say this phrase now?

    I heard it like 5 times on the news today. Is it the new "ram it down their throats" or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:38 No.1107871
    >>1107849
    Scrolling through /new/, keep seeing this thread, and thusly any responses to my comments.

    Oh, I'm absolutely sure you do make more money than me. I don't make money, I'm independently wealthy.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:38 No.1107873
    >>1107769
    meant if he also did it before faggot
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:39 No.1107876
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    >>1107832

    I will remain skeptical and disbelieving of his claims unless they actually come true.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:39 No.1107882
    >>1107863
    Do you suffer with reading comprehension? That's the opposite of what I said.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:40 No.1107883
    Where's a Ron Paul "I told you so".
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:40 No.1107890
    >>1107871
    >saging is but a gesture of contempt toward the insolent and ignorant
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:41 No.1107896
    >>1107882

    u mad?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:42 No.1107903
    >>1107882
    >That's the opposite of what I said.

    so you do come here to feel superior.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:47 No.1107938
    >>1107896
    Ah, the bitter sweet tears of the intellectually desolate. What's the matter? Couldn't you muster a response that isn't soaked in other people's ideas, too stupid to have one of your own?

    I'm sure you're imagining me furiously typing away, instead of coolly typing out my thoughts. I'm even more sure that it's the best that feeling, no matter how deluded you must be to receive it, is the most real thing to you.

    I couldn't possibly be mad at you, the same way one couldn't be mad at a baby for shitting in its nappy; you're too stupid to be held accountable for anything you do.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:47 No.1107940
    >>1107876

    that's a rational position to take, but i can assure you from experience it's true. it's not like influential people on /b/ are ever going to publicly admit (and i don't mean press conferences, i mean anywhere) they're on /b/. there's objectionable and illegal content. but people come for the kicks. the rich love to go slumming. ask the independently wealthy guy on the thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:50 No.1107959
    >>1107938
    >coolly typing out my thoughts

    lol
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:51 No.1107976
    >>1107938
    >comic book store guy

    forgot to sage
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:52 No.1107988
    Banning public trading alone would tank the markets... imagine everyone in the middle class having to pull out their investments, retirement accounts, etc. from the market and the resulting collapse of that flash instant sell off? Sure the market would be a lot less speculative, but it would be worth a fuck of a lot less...

    Let's say investment houses and similar investment agencies represented fully 50% of all money on wall street... imagine 50% having to be pulled out within a small time frame... hahaha retirements would be gone, businesses would fold, and any crash that predated it would look like a lilly walk...
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:52 No.1107990
    >>1107871
    >I'm independently wealthy

    why are you on 4chan? also, do you go to /b/?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:55 No.1108002
    >>1107976
    No I didn't, I dropped it on purpose.

    >>1107990
    I have spare time the same as anybody else. And no, I don't go on /b/, anybody with any sense moved on from that Hellhole long ago.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:56 No.1108012
    >>1107780
    me too, but i kind of feel wrong for wanting it.

    i guess i just feel bored and uninvolved. i live a boring apathetic middle class life and i want things to be shaken up.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:57 No.1108015
    >>1107988
    Does that really matter though?

    According to the guy the DOW would have tanked already.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:58 No.1108034
    >>1107988

    it would move the US closer to a command economy and generally empower the government more, simultaneously creating deprivation and an atmosphere of fear. people would become sheep. orwell time. oceania, here we come.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)02:59 No.1108041
    >>1108002

    glad to see you relaxed
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)03:00 No.1108052
    >>1108015

    he said June 1. the DOW has already taken some unexpected plunges since he posted.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)03:01 No.1108060
    >>1108052
    That is true, a lot can happen in 14 days.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)03:02 No.1108067
    >>1108012

    me too. given the world's options, sometimes i think the only thing worth doing is dedicate my life to meditation... see if all those monks and sages were on to something.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)03:05 No.1108098
    >>1108067
    I'm joining a self-sustaining farm to do just that.
    Farm some fucking corn and shit.

    Also, they have a grow license.
    I'll meet the apocalypse with a full belly and a blunt.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)03:06 No.1108109
    not responding to anyone in particular, but /b/ and 4chan are kind of synonymous. if this guy knows how 4chan operates, he'd probably think the best way to widely distribute his little message would be through /b/, the original meme generator. this would apply whether he was a troll or serious. (i say obvious troll is obvious. derp.)
    >> Anonymous 05/28/10(Fri)03:09 No.1108133
    >>1107763
    >the game

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



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