Fuck, thats exactly how I found out about oral sex as a kid. They never had an entry for 'anal sex' though, I wonder if they do now......

>>10102
keep your fingers crossed and search for a dictionary. today might be your lucky day.

That's fucking retarded.

This is fucking stupid. If a kid is curious, he or she should be able to go out and find out what they want, not be kept back and told no. This is how I grew up, and shit, I don't know what I'd do if I hadn't

>>10102
Checked for you, no not in my 11th edition.

Just cut to the chase and kill your children so the devil can't get them.

Anyone who thinks their children will not be exposed to sex in one form or another by 9 or 10 is either hopelessly naive or teaches them at home.

>Khaled Hosseini

His books describe how Afghanistan has been transformed into a clusterfuck by western intervention and how evil the Taliban were. Seems a little ironic there are so many complaints.

I heard it from kids at school, then I looked it up in the dictionary

Why does that even need a definition if oral and sex are defined?

>>10164
>got fiddled with

If that link hadn't been there I would've sworn this was from The Onion or something. Fucking disgusting.

Just checked in the dicitonary but alas, no definition for the shocker
"Two in the pink, one in the stink

I learned about it from Microsoft Encarta

We should not have any sexually graphic entries in the dictionary, because its not like its an important or otherwise notable part of life.

That's... incredibly stupid. I just can't even... I bet the parent that reported that is one of the most promiscuous people in town.

I can't remember if the guardian is one of those UK tabloid rags though.

>>10267

No, the guardian is generally regarded as one of the better ones.

Ones to avoid..
-the sun
- news of the world
- mirror
- daily mail
- daily express

Better ones
- the times
- Guardian
- Independent

>>10312
I'd probably begrudgingly add the Torygraph to the list of decent ones, even if it's just another source of right-wing propaganda (especially its embarrassing commentary and opinion pieces)

>>10332
Torygraph, moar liek Labourgraph these days

Nothing like good old censorship of our own language to help spur on society, eh?

>>10225
i can relate to this

>"oral stimulation of the genitals"
That is truly sexually graphic.

BREAKING NEWS!
CHILDREN LOOK UP DIRTY WORDS IN DICTIONARIES!

Also breaking-Ursine faeces found in woods.
More at 11.

oral sex isn't a word; it's two words "oral" "sex"

the fucking president gets a bj and suddenly we need to make two words in to one so that kids realize that oral sex is sex?

I pray for the planet.

psst. gay ass sex with gerbils. look it up

Book burning bonfires are the best for the toasting marshmallows.

>>11165
>implying that's not a perfectly acceptable word

>>10071
Let's divide California into 3 states and exterminate the bible thumping confederates who were spreading their bible thumping bullshit throughout the West coast.

>>11152
>ursine faeces found in woods

high five

if this is an elementary school, I understand. otherwise, its a bit extreme.

>>11208

>Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms
Stopped reading there.

FAGS

Ten year olds see people getting *murdered* on TV nearly every day and that's apparently fine... but recreational sex? That's just wrong! They could grow up to have orgasms!

I remember seeing a poorly-drawn picture of people having sex in a dictionary when I was in fourth grade. That was when I started doubting my previous assumption that the father's half of a baby's DNA got into the mother just through saliva while kissing.

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I don't want my child to know how to fucking blow cock. Dictionares for children should be suitable for them WITHOUT SUCH FUCKING DEFINITIONS, for fuck's sake.

When my class used to go to the library, I'd crack open the dictionary and always look up as many dirty words as I could. Fucking good times, man.

If i can't find it in the dictionary, i use the internet. Guess which source has more "inappropriate" material.

>>11949

Because once again, censorship gets the job done, right?

>>11998
well, look where that led you

>>11949
by the time they are 12 they usually know.

Fuck it, my parents told me exactly what sex was when I was young; of course, we kept sheep and the such in the paddock, so it's not like it was hidden from us.

>>12064
maybe in your household

>The dictionary's online definition of the term is "oral stimulation of the genitals". "It's hard to sit and read the dictionary, but we'll be looking to find other things of a graphic nature," district spokeswoman Betti Cadmus told the paper.

This is why I'm glad I don't live in California. Screw free pot, I couldn't put up with this shit.