Too scared of the people, ethnic minorities, the women, or too afraid of the terrorists?

>>315155
E: All of the above.

a) Look at your feet. All the time. Never look up.
b) drugs?
c) pretend your going to board a plane. I presume flying is ok.
d) ride the bus during the night when no one else is in the bus besides the driver.
e) take a friend/someone you trust with you on the bus.
f) tell yourself your Chuck Norris.

>>315162
*you're

>>315162
I've never been on a plane and don't do drugs.

>>.315164
How about d) and e) then?

>>315165
But everything is closed at night.

I have no friends, thanks for reminding me, asshole.

>>315166
>closed at night.
I meant this as some kind of 'training'. Or is the bus service closed too?

>no friends
Relatives might work too. Stuffed animals, your favourite toy, or your security blanket could be other options.

Did you even try it?

>>315162
>d) ride the bus during the night when no one else is in the bus besides the driver.

and the druggies, prostitutes, bums, and drunks

...how are you scared to ride the bus?

Force yourself to do it, take a window seat, realize it's actually not hard in the slightest to sit on your ass and ignore other people. Problem solved.

1. Get high as balls
2. Get on the bus and put your headphones on
3. ???
4. Enjoy looking out the window and shenanigans of the minorities on the bus!!!

>>315167
>Stuffed animals, your favourite toy, or your security blanket could be other options.

THIS! Please take a bus, at night, preferably in a ghetto area, and board it with your teddybear.

But honestly, it's no different than a subway or a plane or a train. If you never rode on of these, either, you're missing out on life. Just do it. It's fun. Nobody wants to harm you, unless maybe you follow my above advice.

>>315168
or people that have late classes.

OP I used to be like you, but then I turned 14 and started taking the bus to school. Just grow the fuck up.

Oh you Americans are so amusing.

The possibility of being scared by that doesn't even compute over here in Yurop.

I bet there are videos on youtube on "how do I ride bus".

Carry a gun.

>>315195
sadly there really are

Man the fuck up and get in the bus. NO ONE gives a fuck about you, seriously. Everyone will leave you alone. No one wants to be associated with anyone. Sure, someone might glance at your first, but after awhile no one will give a fuck. You'll get more comfortable cause there are regulars on a bus. You'll see the same people everyday.

>>315191
In my area of the US the transit system is basically one form of welfare. Basically anyone on the bus is getting free passes from the state

>>315218

the thread is now finished.

If you still can't ride the bus, you're a faggot. So buy a car.

>>315224
If he's that much of a bitch, he shouldn't get a car either. Just stay the fuck off the roads, and order pizza to your computer.

Dude, just take the bus. I'm assuming it's local, which means you'll be fine. Shit, I take the bus in Detroit, and it's easy: you pay up, sit down, shut up, drive out, and get off.

The first time you do it, don't plan on going anywhere, just take a round trip to familiarize yourself with the route and to get comfortable with your surroundings.

Also:

1) Don't look down at your feet all the time, but don't make eye contact with anyone you don't want to. If you don't want to talk to anyone, just put on a set of headphones or bury your face in a book. Nobody gets on the bus to make friends, right? Just act as if you're part of a crowd and keep an eye out for your stop.
2) Sit at the middle of the bus. As you get more comfortable, you'll find your favorite seat. (Mine is right behind the rear door so I can prop my feet up on the divider.)
3) If the bus isn't too loaded, park your cargo on the other seat; that's how you signal that you don't want anyone sitting next to you. Once the bus loads up, however, all bets are off.
4) Depending where you are, crazy people are rare, and if they board the bus, they're going to get chased off by the other passengers who want to see crazy people as much as you do (which is to say, they don't).
5) Depending on where you live, you might have to use a swipe card. If you do, get the permanent kind, not the temp ones the tourists use. If you're using cash, have exact change because nobody's going to break a dollar bill, much less a fiver.

>>315147
Why haven't you killed yourself yet

Just wear some shades or something

move out of your nig ger infested town

>>317537
you bumped a 20-day-old thread all the way from page 15 just to say that? what are you, drunk? OP is OBVIOUSLY not ITT.

GTFO /n/, go back to /pol/, you fucking dip.

>>317543
hemad

While this thread's up and about:

>>315253

You seriously don't break dollar bills on the bus over in America? We would expect change if we paid to the nearest Pound over here. I mean, you pay exactly if you can, but there wouldn't be a problem if you were only able to pay £4 for a £3.50 ticket.

>>317558

Nope. If bus fare is $1.75 and you only have a $5 dollar bill, you are giving them the entire thing.