fuckk that sucks.

Shit goes down around 0:55

From the comments:
>GTA 5 sure has some nice graphics and npc behavior

>bunch of hipsters trying to disrupt traffic in order to stick it to the man
>they do this once a month
I'm not saying they deserve to die for it, but something was bound to happen eventually.

>>258011
This. It wasn't some city organized bikathon. A bunch of pretentious faggots get together to raise cycling awareness by making enemies with everyone who drives. Fucking stupidest shit ever. There's a difference between cyclists and these faggots.

>>258012
>>258011
>Not a hipster in sight
>In Brazil and they don't seem to be acting assholeish
>Yall be fucking retarded

Vehicular assault is totally justified for inconveniencing me!

>>258012
To be fair to them, it looks like they were at least obeying traffic lights, and heading down a one-way street would entitle them to use the full width of the road. Unless of course one of the cuts early on is to cunningly disguise the group running a light. Not that it's important, given they were charged from behind and not the side. Part of my hopes the driver gets charged (ideally, also from behind) for this.

Any word on the numbers yet? I hear there may have been as many as 50 injured, though thankfully none too seriously - which is surrising given the impact.

It's not like the car was going that fast. Those bikers were just going fucking slow. I only hope the ambulances were also inconvenienced by all their fucking shit they had all over the place. And I really hope the animals were alright.

That is awesome, bicycles should be on the fucking sidewalk.

swag

>>258034

You must be new here.

>>258036
I don't come on here often, /n/igger. You are correct, but I hate bicyclists on the road worst than anything and I have a right to an opinion.

>>258036
Please don't engage the trolls.

>>258040
Since when does having a different opinion dismiss you as being a troll?

>>258037
you have a right to suck cocks, too. funny thing about rights, they don't make you less a faggot. umad?

>>258006

FUCKING BRAZIL, MAN

>>258034
Jesus fuck!

That driver needs to die in a fire.

I'm never going to watch this again. It upsets me too much.

Next time, different strategy? Woman, children, and pets along the sides, men riding in the middle? Or how about carrying a weapon or two?

>>258074
>Be inconsiderate jackasses
>Be shocked when some psycho flips their shit because of it
>Arm self, and continue to be an inconsiderate jackass
What a piece of work you are.

wahahaha, holy fuck.

>>258037

Driving a car is no right, it's a privelege, and the roads are made for more than your own personal usage. You can't cycle on the 'sidewalk' unless you're prepared to play dodge-the-pedestrian.

In short, fuck off you wanker.

>>258078
>inconvenience makes attempted homicide okay!
>surprised that someone might arm himself, when threatened with homicide!
oh, hello

>>258011
>>258012

goddamn. people who arbitrarily use the word "hipster" are worse than hipsters.

>>258078
>attempts to defend an obvious retard

even if your point had any validity (it doesn't), you're defending a complete asshole.

>>258018

Actually yeah, the car was going at a good clip

>>258083
My original point exactly. If my life is threatened, I'd look out primarily for the safety of others who enjoy my group function, i.e. woman and children, pets. And yeah, it's not a crime to carry a concealed weapon with a permit, I don't know about the laws in Brazil, but in the US, we got this.

This may only be an isolated incident in Brazil at the moment, but being careful it doesn't happen again without a fight is also admirable imo. Nothing inconsiderate about fighting for what you enjoy or believe in. Can you imagine riding alongside your wife or girlfriend and this guy shows up again and rams into her? I'd kill him and get her an ambulance, end of story.

>>258062
>>258081
>>258085
>>258071
This, this, this AND this

>>258092
>Can you imagine riding alongside your wife or girlfriend and this guy shows up again and rams into her?
Riding with a companion =/= blocking traffic and needlessly inconveniencing motorists. Be courteous, follow proper etiquette and everyone can get along just fine.

>>258098
It may not happen to you, hope it doesn't. But if it does, you're gonna wish you got some kinda revenge, it's either that or you enjoy getting ass fucked by douche bags like these, they could have opened a path sure, had he beeped, pff.

Driver's name:

Ricardo Jose Neif

[Apologies of we already knew this]

>>258103

>>258100
OH MY. Picture this. A young hipster and his equally hip girlfriend are riding in Portland's Critical Mass. Some enraged person runs through the stream of cyclists and kills the young hipsteress in the process. Distraught and enraged, holding her fading life in his arms under a pouring Oregon rain, he swears to avenge his lost love by ridding the streets of aggressive drivers. Once more the streets will be safe to ride brakeless.
Fixed on Justice Coming summer 2012

>>258104
They ID'd him? Good. One less mindless barbarian roaming around society.

That said, I'd rather not have the CMers around either.

>>258106
Yeah sure punchline boy, I'm in South Florida and I was born in Cuba, you missed. You're entitled to your statement, but everyone knows what it means to defend yourself.

>>258108

Rage

>>258106
fail for no INAWORLD

also, "Ride of Vengeance" would probably be a better title

>>258106

Portland? That would be a documentary.

The International Cycling Cabal has already sent out teams of fixed gear assassins to deal with the perpetrator.

>>258105
Do it! Be a hero and put us out of our misery!

beautiful shit

http://www.theurbancountry.com/2011/02/critical-mass-carnage.html

Happened here where I live, Porto Alegre, Brasil
FFFuck that was unexpected

>>258103
>>258109
>>258141

You're a pretty bad troll. Although around here, a lot of the time you really don't need to try very hard I guess.

One time I was crossing the street in my car and I under-estimated how fast a bike was going so the guy ended up slamming on the side of my car. By some miraculous luck, his bike was ok, and he wasn't hurt. and we parted ways after I apologized a lot.

If someone had videotaped it I would have probably been immortalized on youtube as an idiot driver, etc, and was extremely lucky..

so months ago I was riding my bike and a guy in a parked car opened his door and I slammed into him, it was completely his fault, but I didn't ask for a police report or anything to repay the karma.

It just feels good that I will (hopefully) never be the subject of a thread of angry bikers.

>>258006
This is how I feel the punishment should be served to that driver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83dHET-3gZM

reCaptcha
>surgery ortnatio

If this guy had been stuck behind a gay pride parade or the retired policemen's benevolent association annual march, he would have done the same thing. It's hard to feel much more than the standard sympathy for the victims of this angry psycho when I know there are motorsists out there who truly and deeply believe that cyclists should be on the sidewalks or on separated paths and who bully riders with their cars.

Just sayin, this sucks (a lot) but worse things happen to cyclists every day, all over the place.

>>258155
>If this guy had been stuck behind a gay pride parade or the retired policemen's benevolent association annual march, he would have done the same thing

full retard.

ITT: hurrdurr ima be late 4 teh walmart!
ima gonnakill evrybody! prlobem sloved!
MURRKA STRONG!

>>258106
>Fixed on Justice Coming summer 2012
>Fixed on Justice Coming
>Fixed on Justice
>Fixed

see what ya did there herp derp

This guy doesn't need punishment, he needs GUNishmnt, amirite?

Burn cars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyJWXWr7YCg

They are kind of asking for it, though. I mean, they want chaos. They got chaos.

>MURRICA
>Video takes place in Brazil

You're a fucking idiot, you know that?

fixie hipsters are so ugly

>>258292
Pardon me good sir. Upon further examination you will notice OP's photographic evidence to be quite the contrary.

>>258302
Honestly not a great face.

Also, I highly doubt that is a fixie hipster. She's a model.

>>258303
It's called jealousy, look into it.

>>258304
her face is hideous and her outfit is awful. naked with a bag over her head, she might look all right.

>>258307
So mad. She looks good to me, sort of Danish, Icelandic features. The outfit is fine, like a 60's princess, bike too. And on another note, I never used the word hipster period until I was introduced to it. I wasn't even born in this country, and I go to noise shows and dress what you'd otherwise call sporty or artsy. Matter of fact that's what it was before all this hipster bullshit came up, an art scene, or an alternative music scene. But then faggots wanted to put a finger on it as if wing tipped shoes came AFTER so called "hipsters". Then all of a sudden I began hearing shit like "pretentious hipster", "bike snob", etc. WTF is this shit? That's what comes to mind frankly, nobody would be caught dead calling someone a hipster at a noise show, it just doesn't happen. It's outsiders who want to create a subculture bag to wrap around such a diverse dimension of people frankly. I recommend you go to a noise show and see for yourself. You're gonna see bands you dislike, bands you may enjoy, etc.

>>258311

it's not even worth arguing this, dude. i was into the whole 'indie-rock/post-punk/whatever' movement in the mid to late 90s; what once had integrity has degenerated into mtv shows about art-school kids being "arty" and shit-tier musicians riding the fashion wave without substance in their music--caring more about their hair style than their writing style. i'm not complaining: hip-hop and punk-rock, two of the most counter-culture movements of the last 30 or so years, have been hegemonized to the superficial and gaudy shit nowadays. oh well.

>>258324
>>258311

stop
while
you're
ahead

@2:00-2:08

He seems unusually aroused by the whole situation...

Maybe they should raise awareness in a single lane and let car pass in the other...lol

the term hipster is just a generic word that's used to describe any sub/counter-culture 'youth'. it's been around since the 40's and though back then it had a sort of 'meaning' now it's just used by anyone to describe a scene they don't know.

the current trend of 'hipster' is really just an embodiment of the 'consumer meltdown' or a modern day punk. in ten years there will be name for it.

for now i'll just continue to use drugs, drink, and ride my fixie against traffic.

>>258324
it never had integrity and you're not any better than people who do it today for lying about being the first on to do it

keep thinking you're a special snowflake though

>>258334
No, hipster has been adopted officially I think. That's all part of the ironic trend of it that definitely is unique.

>>258344
probably. i've always shopped at thrift stores and listened to shitty music. suddenly it's cool.

Hey, guys, what's the opposite of hipster?

>>258311
>princess
ahahahahaha

btw you're arguing w/ multiple fags here. I am only one of what appear to be at least three who do not like her face. body? fine. face? jesus christ. smash that thing and rebuild it.

am I saying I wouldn't do her doggy? no. last woman on earth? duty to repopulate. stacked against almost any non-obese woman I know of a similar age? no chance.

how precisely can I illustrate...

okay, take nancy pelosi. force me to fuck one or the other. choice is a coin flip.

>>258360
also:
>iceland
that bitch is not icelandic. pic related.

>>258344
No exactly. Not down here in Miami anyway, sadly faggots in the art community are the first to mention it, it's like some kind of auto defense mechanism. It's fucking sad. And also, I was aware hipster was an old term, but I of course meant in modern use.

>>258361
Dude you chose that bitch out of like a million Icelandic woman, lulz! Wtf, look for some other ones. I guess I brought that up because my ex-gf was Icelandic and since her I've noticed several other woman from Iceland with similar features.

Most of this thread is the American response, where cylclist=douchebag/hipster. This is b/c cycling has become is disgustingly commodified enterprise in the US, akin to spear fishing in the 70s. In other lands, cycling remains a means to get from A to B.

Take a step back from the bastardized cycling subculture in the US, and see this for what it really is.

>>258370
You need look no further than your local bike shop, fucking posters of Lance Armstrong crawling out of the walls like armpit hair. There are still real cyclists, I know them, I'm not one of them, but I know 'em. But realistically speaking, what does it take to be a real cyclist other than a fucking bike, some bike knowledge, the desire to ride, and a few sporty outfits? Not much. I guess you can follow sports and current events, but you'd still be a sporty faggot in my eyes. As a matter of fact that's next, were gonna degrade sports culture and ruin THAT forever, until we all wear gray and refuse to wear anything colorful or seemingly original. And humanity becomes a decrepit pile of McDonald's.

Good job /n/
You turned a thread on some douchebag in a car running down a few dozen cyclists into an evaluation of some random chic in the vid.

Dude should be stapled to the front of an Ice Road Trucker. You want open roads dude.......here you go. Hundreds of miles of nothing but ice; no cars, no cyclists, oh, no heat. Did we mention that?

Alternative: staple him as a hood ornament on an Aussie road train.

>>258374
you can only be a "real cyclist" with some sporty outfits? get real.


this is one of the most garbage filled threads i've ever seen on /n/

>>258374

>what does it take to be a real cyclist other than a fucking bike, some bike knowledge, the desire to ride, and a few sporty outfits?

feelsgoodman