they SHARE ONE DICK?

Yes I'd suck their cocks

wait..and I get to be the greatest musician of all time? cool

no

Sure

>>9443285
It's a fucking miracle!

Would I be allowed to take drugs or be drunk first?

smoke weed errday

I'd need the legal definition of "sucking dick" first.
But most likely yes.

>>9443329
Deep throat them until they cum. Also you have to swallow their cum.

Well if you told me, I'm sure there's no reason why I shouldn't believe you!

Meh, I would. They're probably hygienical anyway, so yeah.

Shit, I got hard.

>>9443350

Yes

Can I drink/do drugs before sucking them?

Uh, yes? Is that a serious fucking question? It's just two fucking dicks, for a lifetime of fortune and success.

>>9443350

Oh well fuck, definitely. let's do this shit.

>>9443443
You can really live with yourself knowing you sucked their cocks?

>>9443443
Exactly, I highly doubt it'd be any different to sucking your favorite artist's dick.

yup

I would do it, shoot them both in the heads afterwards, and enjoy my life of fame and glory.

>>9443516

I've regretted every single decision I've ever made in my life. I'm a complete failure in every respect, and can't live with myself as it is. Do you really think I'd care about a few more minutes worth of it?

They obviously haven't sucked their own dicks

>>9443560
Or you could just bite off their cocks

Yes. It's not that big of a deal. If you want you can trap yourself up and pretend to be a girl so you can detatch yourself from the gayness. That always works.

I like how a thread about being the greatest musician of all time somehow is related to icp.

>>9443585
wtfamireading.jpg

yeah

>>9443596

And also sucking dick.

Only if they fucked me in the ass with a magnet

>>9443597

Wordly advice.

>>9443638
Go back to /d/ you homosexual

Is there a catch, OP? Do I have to enjoy the blowjob?

I mean, I sure would but I just wanna make sure.

>>9443666

never!

>>9443585

I have fantasies where someone forces me to dress up like a girl and shave myself and then proceeds to make me suck his dick. He says something like "You like sucking dick don't you? Fucking bitch slut." I scream back in a sissy voice "No! Fuck you!" He makes some remark about how hard my cock is just from sucking his cock. There's no hiding it, I'm rock hard. He then fucks me up my ass hard. I explode like a fountain when I feel his hot juice shoot in my ass. He throws me on the ground and says "Be back here the same time tomorrow, I got some friends coming over. I know you want more." Ravaged and abused, I whimper quietly and say "never".

I return the next day dressed like a huge slut.

>>9443693
What is that picture from?

>>9443731

japan
they love their south park shota

You know, this thread is pretty gay.

>>9443725
I once made a craiglist post advertising myself as a trap looking to get fucked. This is one of the messages I got.

Whats Up Slut,
I got no time for nice shit. Stats: 37, 9” dick, over 6”, 260 lbs, YEA BIG STRONG BLACK NIGGA TYPE BROTHER, that don’t give a fuck about you I aint no pretty boy so if that is what u r looking for keep it moving. I am a big black(two zero two) nasty strong dom top stud that is a freak and into humiliation of you only all I want to do is the following:
Come in have a drink spark up slap you rip your cute lil outfit off throw u to the floor u unzip me pull it out then I feed it hard, fast n deep in your mouth, when u try to pullback I will grab u by the head and hold it there till u gag spit and have(seven four four) to throw up then I snatch out your mouth slap the shit out of you then slam it back in. When I cum on the floor I will grab u by the neck n have u lick it up.
I sit down you finish undressing me the lick my ass hole. I will spit in your face finger and if u r lucky fist fuck u. I want porn playing too don’t matter what just some nasty shit and get jacked off by you while I smoke n drink. Once I am hard again (four one one three) u give me a dildo show and don’t say “I don’t have toys I prefer the real thing” shut the fuck up and do the show I will fuck u in your kitchen and your dinning room not in bed against the wall too. Shit if your stupid ass is light enough I will lift and fuck you. So bitch u wanna play with daddy or too much for you. Lets see how much of my golden liquid your cute lil ass-pussy can hold, then squirt it out. Whats up hoe?

>>9443800
Well that made my dick hard

>>9443800

>>9443800

Did...did you do it?

>>9443892
You sure? This is a picture of his dick. I totally would have done it too if I never saw his dick.

>>9443800

>>9443800
Cool story, bro

>>9443800
I didn't get the whole deal about the counting, but yeah, I got hard.

>>9443928
Ugh, unshaved and ugly dick, blah.

>>9443800

So...so people really respond huh, wanting to fuck a trap...
...that's...pretty interesting...

oh god wait what am I thinking!?

>>9443963
Phone number methinks

>>9443260
i'm already the greatest musician of all time

Yes I would, its not like I couldn't block out the traumatizing experience and forget about while I'm swimming in lakes of poon.

>>9443987
Do it faggot. You'd be surprised how many guys secretly want to fuck traps. Just be careful not to get murdered and shit.

>>9443992
Oh yeah... That makes sense.

... Huh, that was actually pretty clever considering you can't share personal info over craiglist, have you done this before?

>>9443310
Communal cocks, how do they work?

>>9443260
Yes, I would suck their cocks to basically save the world and become its benevolent dictator. That has always been my dream and I am willing to accomplish it by any means necessary.

>Implying I have not already done it

>>9443928

Did you get an more requests? Did you do them?

>>9444056
Nope. I'd post a picture of myself as a trap and a comment about looking for a guy to hook up with. Got a ton of responses, maybe one or two decent looking guys that I would have considered, but I wussed out in the end. If anything, I'd probably be more willing to hook up with another trap. Seems safer than some random guy who could just be some fagbasher waiting for me in a hotel room with a baseball bat.

>>9444094

>>9444114
Not sure but, don't you think gay sex would be safer in that sense? I mean, fagbashers are very common, but the gay community is more accepting .

>>9444114
>fagbasher waiting for me in a hotel room with a baseball bat
>fagbasher
I laughed.

>>9444110
Yeah, but they all had this look to them.. Like they could be sexual predators. Mostly in their 30s, did not want. I did think this guy was kinda cute and I tried to hook up with him, shit fell through at the last minute though. Yes, I MAD.

"hey

23 yo chinese male, working in finance. i'm a chill guy, funny/sarcastic, respectful of limits, sensual as well. we can start with some dinner, order in some chinese food, and watch some tv or have some light conversation. then put on some music and start light kissing, touching. my hands run up and down your smooth body and my hand will rub gently between your baby smooth ass cheeks :)

andy"

>>9444114
>fagbasher waiting for me in a hotel room with a baseball bat.

...to fuck you with it?

>>9444219

Oh fuck, that would've been awesome.

>>9444181
Yeah I wouldn't have a problem with it. It's just that you really have no idea if the guy is gay, bi, or straight. I'd be more comfortable fucking a guy who's openy gay or bi. Because with the "straight guys", you never know one day they could decide to come kill you or some shit so that their secret is safe or whatever. Again, it's kinda hard to inquire about someone's sexual preferences when it comes to traps.

>>9444219
Ahh, that's lame bro. That would've been great, that dude seemed cool.

Plus, chinese food!

How did this turn into a thread about gay sex and traps

oh god /mu/

Every sexual fantasy I have revolves around me being a girl or a trap

I thought traps and shit was limited to /b/, like they're the only ones fucked up enough to admit they're into that shit. Then this... Fuck this.

>>9444365
I have that fantasy too... only it's not just sexual... and I am trying to make it a reality

>>9444389
>implying that liking traps is "fucked up"

go away homophobe

Question for traps? What does your body look like? I always wanted to trap, but I feel like I don't have the body for it. I'm what most people would call... A fat fuck. And it saddens me. -.-

Not that I am a homophobe, but still, I never thought /mu/ was like this

>>>/b/
>>>/b/
>>>/b/
>>>/b/
>>>/b/
>>>/b/
>>>/b/
>>>/b/
>>>/b/

>>9444444
4chan is pretty gay overall. I'd say /tv/ is the most extreme.

>>9444389

You don't get around much, do you? Plenty of boards do the trap thing all the time.

>>9444444
>liking indie music
>liking twee
>praising lady gaga
>following pitchfork
>wearing denim

Yeah, I didn't think /mu/ was into gay stuff either!

>>9444444
>>9444444
>>9444444
>>9444444
Mother of God

this is that archived Ricky martin thread all over again

>>9444490
I have a female SL avatar and I regularly engage in cybersex with guys even to this day.

>>9444427
I'm skinny, but not like cute girly skinny.

I had the house to myself a week ago, finally. snuck into my sisters room, took some random clothes
I know I looked awful, I didn't even want to look in the mirror with my face showing, but damn it felt good

But damnit, why doesn't my sister had a skirt?

>>9444490
So... Do you guys think that these boards are an accurate representation of the population as a whole? Like, is the average gay really into getting fucked in the ass while wearing frilly bras and and panties and shit?

>>9444603
God I wish I could hug every single one of the traps in this thread. We could all go out, go shopping and shit. Then head back to my house and have some banging buttsex.

>>9444622
>4chan
>accurate representation of population as a whole
hahaohwow.jpg

>>9444649
It's not so farfetched. People are more willing to admit their fucked up shit when they're completely anonymous. So yeah, I think 4chan is an accurate representation of the human race. Minus women and niggers.

>>9444622

yes everyone is into that

>/mu/
>clowns
>sucking cock
>gay sex
>traps

>This thread

But on a serious note, I'm so lonely nowadays the idea of having a relationship with a trap is slightly more appealing.

>>9444700
Yeah, too bad it's just a bunch of high school/college age middle-class virgin white boys.

>>9444622
Being gay =/= Wanting to be a trap

Also /a/ is the best board when it comes to wanting to be a trap, that's why it's the best board on 4chan.

>>9444752
Why not just engage in gay sex? You know, not all gay people have that whiny lisp, nor are flamboyant.

>this whole fucking thread

>>9444774
Eh, I couldn't see myself as a bottom bitch. If I'm gonna fuck a guy, I wanna fuck a skinny pretty emofag and make him my bitch until he cries and his eyeliner starts to run down his cheeks.

I mean, yall niggas are gay.

>>9444768

represent

I've found on 4chan that the normalfag boards are more into fucking the trap, and the introverted boards are more into being the trap being fucked.

This thread has veered way off topic. To answer the OP, no I would not engage in oral sex with the Insane Clown Posse in exchange for mad musical skillz.

>>9444850

I can't see myself as anything other than a bottom
I'd let you fuck me good

>>9444892
I go to /b/, /v/, /d/, and /mu/. Which one am I?

>>9444917
Where do you live? =D

>>9444911

And miss out on such a golden opportunity!?

goddamn straightfag

>>9444938

A trap-fucker, I would think.

>>9444938
You'd be the faggot

>>9444768

/a/ is full of very, very lonely people, it's only natural they'd want to be a trap so they can feel pretty and get some luvin'

>>9444954
Goddammit don't turn this into a hookup thread. It's already an abomination as it is.

nah bro im straight

>>9444995
You know, I think you just described perfectly why I want to be a trap. All my life I was a roneryfag, girls never paid attention to me. Always figured, her if I was a girl, guys would pay attention to me. Then I found out that some guys are into traps, and the rest is history.

Guys like you all are the reason why Tegan and Sara chose to be lesbians.

>>9444995

/a/ wants to be the little girl because they want to be cute, small, and protected, with less obligation to forge their way in the world. That they'd be able to focus on romance and emotions more, and that it would match their noncombative, gentle natures better.

>>9445079
>3 KB, 124x93

ALL OF YOU JUST DIE

>>9445104
why u mad though?

but i already sold my soul to the devil to have amazing guitar ability. why would I want to suck the dick of two clowns (assuming they share the same dick), that would rarely get washed because they spend all of their (small ammounts of) cash on fucking faygo?
Also, I don't suck small cock.

>>9445144
Because of this abomination of a thread on my /mu/

>>9444622

They just keep it a secret because that sort of fetish never comes up

>>9445156
Wtf are you talking about? This thread is about traps. :3

>>9443987

Move to SF.
There's plenty of people waiting to make all your fantasies come true.

FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT"S LIKE TO BE A TRAP! You think you do? You don;t know shit!!@ You have any idea what it's like to be 12 years old and you mom calls you a little faggoy after she catches yuo wearing her black satin dress and her 6 in high heel shoes? Do you kow what it's like to walk doiwn t he school hallways and a bunch of meathead jocks making fun of you because you have the body of a prepubescent chinese girl? Do you know what it's like to muster up the courage to buy your first pair of bras and panties from Hot Topic and hear the girls working the counter giggling to each other after you turn around an leave!? FUCK YOU! You don't know what it's like to be me!

you know what I never understood, is that, at least on the threads that I have seen, that it's ok to be a trap but if you call yourself trans you get torn apart

>>9445314

I swear that's C&P

>>9445314
it's kind of sad that you took the time to type all that out

>>9445314

I know I don't...but we're all rooting for you!

>>9445326

I haven't seen that happen.

>>9445326
Because

Trap: Hurr durr guys fap to be cause I'm an attention whore

Transgendered: I demand that you treat me with respect and provide me with the civil liberties that I'm entitled to.

>>9445314
FF13 sucks.

But they character models are excellently done, unrealistic and hypersexualized.

Which may be a good thing.

>>9445314
>implying that's a trap

>>9445398
Is it?

I was considering fapping.

>>9445417
If you can't tell, does it really fucking matter?

>>9445442
If anything blurs my sexuality, then it's not going to be a fucking internet picture.

GET ME MY COFFEE

>>9445461
Lighten up bro. Just imagine wrapping your arms around her young supple body. Imagine her cute girlish giggling as you slide your hand down her crotch. Imagine what it would feel like to hold her soft, tender, beautiful cock in your hand as you fuck her tight virginlike ass with all your might.

So, are you gay yet?

You are now imagining yourself fucking this guy who is sitting in your lap, facing you. He gives out little moans and whimpers as he desperately forces himself to ride you, pulling himself up and down your cock as fast as he can manage. His feminine features are flushed red with embarrassment because his little dick is bouncing off your stomach with every thrust, but you are holding his hands back, preventing him from hiding it or jacking himself off. Just as you begin to climax, you feel him slam his hips down as deeply as he can, squeezing like a vice around you and moaning wildly. As you continue to fill him with your cum, he begins spraying your stomach and chest with his own virile but useless seed, his hips desperately bucking with every spurt. After your orgasms subside, you release his arms and grab his hips, grinding your still-hard but sated dick deeply into him, and tell him that you won't pull it out until he cleans up the mess he made. He begins straining forward, using his tongue to lap up the warm cum he left plastered across your stomach. By the time he is done, you are both already hard again.

>>9445535
I... Don't know.

>>9445560

You are now imagining yourself being fucked as a trap while sitting in someone's lap, facing them. You give out little moans and whimpers as you desperately force yourself to ride him, pulling yourself up and down his cock as fast as you can manage. Your feminine features are flushed red with embarrassment because your little dick is bouncing off his stomach with every thrust, but he is holding your hands back, preventing you from hiding it or jacking yourself off. Just as he begin to climax, you slam your hips down as deeply as you can, squeezing like a vice around him and moaning wildly. As he continues to fill you with his cum, you begin spraying his stomach and chest with your own virile but useless seed, your hips desperately bucking with every spurt. After his orgasms subside, he releases your arms and grab your hips, grinding his still-hard but sated dick deeply into you, and he tells you that he won't pull it out until you clean up the mess you made. You begin straining forward, using you tongue to lap up the warm cum you plastered across his stomach. By the time you are done, you are both already hard again.

>>9445573
Stop trying to make me gay.

Wow guys, I forgot I wasn't on /jp/.

>>9445573
Continue..

>>9445560
>>9445573

Which perspective does /mu/ prefer?