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09/27/09(Sun)11:40 No.5219528 File1254066046.jpg-(32 KB, 477x356, 1216201395565.jpg)
No. Not quite correct, OP.
The evolution goes like this:
Nu-Metal brat -> Brutal Death Metal kid -> Kvlt Black Metal teenager -> Real Metal fan.
Nu-Metal brats listen mostly to Nu-Metal like Shitknot, Linkoln-Park and Nigger Biscuit(Sorry I'm not a very creative person).
Brutal
Death Metal kid listens to death metal with emphasis on, that's right,
brutality. Many stray to goregrind during this phase as well. Bands:
late Behemoth, Nile, Anaal Nathrakh, Daath, The Monolith Death Cult.
Kvlt
Black Metal teenagers are the most awesome kind of metal phase because
FUCK YEAH BLACK METAL MOTHERFUCKERS. They read Nietzsche and listen to
black metal. These are the golden days of any metal fan because you
feel like FUCK YEAH BLACK METAL every day and you're too young to
realize that you look and act like a complete faggot. No, seriously,
you do. Bands include: Burzum, Xastur, more Burzum, Drudkh, A Forest Of
Stars and many others.
When you realize that you are a faggot
and don't give a fuck about anything any more you enter the stage of
Real Metal fan. Now you listen to metal because you just don't give a
fuck. Did I say you have to not give a fuck about anything to be this
awesome? This is like Nirvana of Metal. If you try insulting their
taste they just don't give a fuck. If they do give a fuck they are most
likely a poser. Now you are no longer restrained with few sub genres.
Though most Real Metal fans prefer to listen to Doom, Stoner, Drone
metal and Thrash Metal. Bands: Warning, Electric Wizard, Sunn O))),
Black Sabbath and many others.
Why the fuck did I just write this? Fuck it. |