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    171 KB Lifecycle of a Metalfag (20 and under) Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:16 No.5219312  
    Starts of as a Nu Metal fagit. Not an actual Metalfag yet, too busy trying to seem goth.

    Nu metalfag evolves into either
    Entry Level (but good) Metal fan or stop listening to Metal, and actually think all Metalheads are as pathetic as they were when they were younger.

    Entry Level Metalfag evolves into either
    Black Metalfag or Scenecore kid, Scenecore kid is now irrelevant for they're no longer Metal.

    Black Metalfag evolves into either
    Neutral Metalfag, someone who listens to almost all "Real" Metal with no discriminations.

    Or they stay a Black Metalfag, and make fun of nu metal kids to feel good about themselves.

    discuss.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:17 No.5219320
    tl;dr
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:18 No.5219323
    >>5219320
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:18 No.5219326
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    >> Blue Moons !!/LpFG8b8pQ8 09/27/09(Sun)11:19 No.5219334
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:20 No.5219337
    A real problem here is how you are constantly bringing up the idea of "good". This is completely arbitrary and does not apply well to a logical progression.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:21 No.5219347
    >>5219337
    >all metal sux cuz it makes me cool in my youthgroup XD
    >> varg varg 09/27/09(Sun)11:22 No.5219364
    >Or they stay a Black Metalfag, and make fun of nu metal kids to feel good about themselves.
    You say that as if it's a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:23 No.5219371
    This is me exactly. I started listening to alt rock, the nu metal. Then I found some Black metal and was trying to be all extreme. Now I have a music library of almost every subgenre of metal, only depending on whether it sounds good to me or not, not what the genre is.

    Wow. I though I was the only one.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:24 No.5219377
    >>5219312
    That's not how it works at all, you dumb fuck. I hope you're trolling, but somehow I don't think you are. You honestly think you're on to something here, don't you? Well, here's a protip, you're not, you're just a misguided hipster who is obsessed with classifying everything he comes into contact with.

    In b4 butthurt metalfag.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:24 No.5219381
    >>5219312
    Actually this is kind of accurate.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:25 No.5219390
    >>5219377
    OP here, shutup fagit. I'm not a hipster at all.
    Don't try and tell me you got into Archaic Torse and Timeghoul instantly.
    >>5219371
    See
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:27 No.5219406
    >>5219377
    butthurt metalfag.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:28 No.5219417
    OP is an ignorant faggot
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:28 No.5219422
    You forgot the stage where they grow up and stop listening to metal and start listening to real music, it's the one right after all of those.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:29 No.5219434
    >>5219422
    >or stop listening to Metal, and actually think all Metalheads are as pathetic as they were when they were younger.
    detected
    >> xXCrAbCoRe !!lfSJzrmOHpq 09/27/09(Sun)11:30 No.5219445
    So apparently I'm both a Black Metalfag and a scenecore kid.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:31 No.5219456
    So... Black Metal is entry level?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:32 No.5219458
    Me?

    Alt Metal

    Children Of Bodom

    Death metal (Elitist at the time)

    Now, death, black, japanese music, polka, and techno.
    >> Drudge !8g7HMHayhg 09/27/09(Sun)11:33 No.5219469
    First 2 steps apply to me.
    Then I just became more open minded.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:33 No.5219476
    >>5219458
    No surprise at the
    >Death, Black

    People that only listen to Extreme Metal are usually fucking retarded.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:35 No.5219488
    >>5219476
    Hm? No, I'm getting into a broader spectrum, but these are the genres I spend my time the most with.

    Actually, black metal should be replaced with deathcore, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:35 No.5219492
    >>5219488
    Also, inb4 poser faggot
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    >>5219488
    >deathcore
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:36 No.5219497
    Started with classic metal like Black Sabbath. Moved from there to Judas Priest and Iron Maiden, who I still enjoy. Evolved from there into symphonic/power metal, which is what I primarily listen to now, and death metal, which I listen to from time to time.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:39 No.5219522
    >>5219492
    >>5219488
    I bet you have a giant fringe and spend all day trying to learn how to pig squeal. poser faggot
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:40 No.5219528
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    No. Not quite correct, OP.

    The evolution goes like this:

    Nu-Metal brat -> Brutal Death Metal kid -> Kvlt Black Metal teenager -> Real Metal fan.

    Nu-Metal brats listen mostly to Nu-Metal like Shitknot, Linkoln-Park and Nigger Biscuit(Sorry I'm not a very creative person).

    Brutal Death Metal kid listens to death metal with emphasis on, that's right, brutality. Many stray to goregrind during this phase as well. Bands: late Behemoth, Nile, Anaal Nathrakh, Daath, The Monolith Death Cult.

    Kvlt Black Metal teenagers are the most awesome kind of metal phase because FUCK YEAH BLACK METAL MOTHERFUCKERS. They read Nietzsche and listen to black metal. These are the golden days of any metal fan because you feel like FUCK YEAH BLACK METAL every day and you're too young to realize that you look and act like a complete faggot. No, seriously, you do. Bands include: Burzum, Xastur, more Burzum, Drudkh, A Forest Of Stars and many others.

    When you realize that you are a faggot and don't give a fuck about anything any more you enter the stage of Real Metal fan. Now you listen to metal because you just don't give a fuck. Did I say you have to not give a fuck about anything to be this awesome? This is like Nirvana of Metal. If you try insulting their taste they just don't give a fuck. If they do give a fuck they are most likely a poser. Now you are no longer restrained with few sub genres. Though most Real Metal fans prefer to listen to Doom, Stoner, Drone metal and Thrash Metal. Bands: Warning, Electric Wizard, Sunn O))), Black Sabbath and many others.

    Why the fuck did I just write this? Fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:43 No.5219548
    >>5219528
    >When you realize that you are a faggot and don't give a fuck about anything any more you enter the stage of Real Metal fan.
    This is what I meant by Neutral Metalfag. Uncaring about this stuff, I missed it out. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:45 No.5219564
    >Brutal Death Metal kid
    You realize most people dont listen to this shit for a longggggg time?
    >> xXCrAbCoRe !!lfSJzrmOHpq 09/27/09(Sun)11:46 No.5219566
    So apparently I'm both a Black Metalfag and a scenecore kid.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:46 No.5219571
    lol metal
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:47 No.5219578
    >>5219566
    >So apparently I'm an attention whore. PAY ATTENSHUN 2 MEEEEEEEEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:48 No.5219588
    >>5219522
    ACTUALLY

    TL;DT I do not
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:48 No.5219589
    >>5219564
    Death Metal is a broad subgenre. I'm sure that it is possible to listen to solely Death Metal for quite a long time without getting bored.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:49 No.5219597
    >>5219589
    I meant they dont get into it until theyre past the black metal crap.
    >> xXCrAbCoRe !!lfSJzrmOHpq 09/27/09(Sun)11:51 No.5219610
    >>5219578
    I was trying to point out that it's possible to be in two stages of metalfaggotry at once.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:52 No.5219614
    hhhmmmmmmm, for me it went

    entry level stuff like iron maiden

    thrash like sodom or slayer

    death metal and black metal(my angstiest phase)

    A final point where i just started listening to the best of all genres.

    Keep in mind that i was exploring different genres as well all the while(hardcore punk, noise rock, alt rock, indie, etc)
    So I guess OP is sorta right.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:52 No.5219615
    >>5219528
    WOW

    Wow...

    I went through a nu-metal phase years ago...7 years ago...then 3 years ago, I was heavily into brutal death metal and goregrind...

    Black metal now...this is insane, +1


    Lol..Metal
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:52 No.5219618
    >>5219610
    Being a scenecore kid has nothing to do with Metalfaggotry.

    >Scenecore kid is now irrelevant for they're no longer Metal.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:54 No.5219641
    >>5219610

    best be trollin nucka
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:54 No.5219642
    >>5219615
    >Black metal now
    Enjoy your black metal, kiddo. I can no longer listen to that stuff as I did years ago.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)11:59 No.5219680
    OP here, just thought I'd throw this out there.
    Mine went

    Nu Metalfag > Slayer > Entry level Thrash Metal > Obscure Thrash > all Metal/listening to other things while preferring Metal
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)12:01 No.5219697
    >nu-metal
    >thrash metal
    >classic heavy metal
    >hard rock
    >rock 'n' roll
    >blues
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)12:03 No.5219719
    >>5219697
    lol what a fag
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)12:04 No.5219729
    >>5219697

    i did this except without thrash metal
    >> De La Soul Coughing !EfVwyVp5SE 09/27/09(Sun)12:04 No.5219740
    great troll op
    >> Alcoholic !swe/yyamDk 09/27/09(Sun)12:05 No.5219746
    > metal
    OH WOW
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)12:06 No.5219750
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    I'm surprised this thread was quite civilized... until now.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)12:07 No.5219757
    >>5219750
    This thread was never civilized.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)12:07 No.5219759
    >>5219750
    Lol wut
    >> Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)12:09 No.5219786
    >>5219697
    >>5219729
    So you guys don't listen to Metal anymore? That's pretty sad.



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