If this is real, I will find you and kill you. twice

0/10

why do you waste your time

This is an obvious troll but both /b/tards and HxC fgts act like this in real life.

I love the attack on Tool on a board where a common method of trolling is professing a love for Tool.

I'm giving this troll a -1/10 for knowledge of topic.

>>5173681

Fucking bring it pussy fag
http://www.myspace.com/gotem331

>>5173721

fail troll is fail

>>5173719

but i like tool ):

lolimtrolling4chan.gif

your name goes in the name field

you would have been a decent troll if you didn't mention those shit bands and have your name as "xXHaRdCoReDaNcErXx"

/mu/ - Random

COCK OR GTFO

OP seems legit, i now realize what a complete pussy i am.

DL'ing some Arsonists Get All the Girls asap

I'd say it's better than a 0/10. 3/10, try harder next time OP!

>hey faggots I just came from /b/ and I just wanna say that this whole site is dildoes.

Loliboy?
Show penor... or tell us a little about the history of hardcore - what's your favourite 80s album?

I do like Tool though...

>>5173814

0/10

saj

>implying that Bring Me The Horizon is better than Tool

Even for a shitty troll post, that's pretty bad.

also Carnifex isn't too bad.

>>5173842

thanks I didn't have the image. :(

>>5173721
Scene faggots ftw.
Let's spam this guy.

>>5173855

Yeah, because an overload of shittacular generic blast beats, horrendous breakdowns, stupid lyrics, and the fact they're signed to the worst label in history makes them totally not bad.

I would rather shove grenades in my ears.

>>5173721
>if your a fucking emo kid/wanna be emo kid that goes to my school dont fucking add me because chances are i dont fucking like you, please do the world a favor bitch, stop cutting your wrists and SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT!

PROTIP: Following one's own advice is always advisable

>>5173721
Personal army request?
Is clever troll clever?

>>5173890
lol u mad

He likes starbursts...
aww

I personally don't mind the first Bring Me The Horizon album.

a quote from this kids blog:

'When I Grow Up Im Getting My Septum Done, A Chest Piece Of A Dead Angel In The Middle Of My Chest With Its Wings Spread Going Up To My Shoulders And Little Demon People Grabbing Its Legs Pulling It Down, And Maybe Full Selves Of People Killing People In Random Ways(like a giant massacre down my arms lol)'

I say we kill him

>>5173922

Edge of Your Seat was awrighhhttt. Count yer blessings was p cool. Suicide Season was pure eurotrash shit

>A Chest Piece Of A Dead Angel In The Middle Of My Chest

I lol'd.

This shit is pretty funny. I say raid.

>>5173948

>5173922 here. You're very correct.

/mu/ likes hardcore, just not shitty hardcore.
0/10 trollfag.

>>5173974

i second that notion

also, good hardcore = After the Burial, The Faceless, The Chariot, BTBAM, August Burns Red, Architects (superior to bmth in every way) and (the) plasmarifle.

>>5174098

needs moar poison the well

>>5173890

>I would rather shove grenades in my ears.

lol'd hard

>>5174098
Also Gospel, United Nations, Circle Takes Square, and I Would Set Myself on Fire For You.

I can honestly say that if it weren't for /mu/, I would think that all hardcore music is like the kind of garbage OP listens to. Thank you /mu/, thank you.

his playlis on myspace consists of waking the cadaver, we came with broken teth, and carnifex

lets raid this nigger

>>5174142

You have my respect sir.

Also, Austrian Death Machine because it's total brutal.

>>5174098
whoa, Architects is utter shit, man. You're right, they're better than BMTH, but still.

anyone else wanna hack his myspace?

>>5174241
I say it's better to dare him to go to a metal pit and try hardcore dancing. He'll find out real quick how much of a pussy he is.

>>5174202

They do have some good tunes on their first album though. Plus, any band is better than Bring Me the Whorizon (save Brokencyde) so that isn't really considered that much of a compliment in my opinion.

stop feeding the troll

>>5174202
I fucking love Architects...

>>5174282

stop bein ignant

holy shit i know this kid irl. I can gaurantee that this is legit because he is the biggest piece of shit bigot ive ever met. plus, his myspace is like his life so if someone hacked it and deleted his friends, he would probably an hero lol

>>5174098
>hardcore
I like those bands, especially ATB and the Faceless, but... WHAT THE DICK.

>>5174302
I say anon should do it, it would be one less of these fuckers the world has to deal with.

Is OP here or past his beddytime?

Fuck it, even if he is a troll, it's a shit myspace and should be vandalised...

>>5174302
>>5174241
>>5174164
>>5173974
>>5173926
>>5173721

Samefag looking for a personal army in the wrong place that has long since moved on.

5174323

fuck you kid you dont know shit fucking piece of shit nigger dick all of you dont know shit about real hardcore fucking faggots. hardcore and brutal shit is about breakdowns, not technicla guitar solos or whatever fucking stupid niggers like fucikng idiots. go on iTunes and look up EMMURE OR ATTACK ATTACK OR SUICIDE SILENCE. Also to the faggot that said Architects are better than bmtH, architets stole bmths style so they suck lol fucking idiot

op looks to be a faggot

>>5174366

Architects are twenty times better than BMTH. Better song structures, songs that (mostly) dont sound the same and SAM IS A WAY BETTER SCREAMER.

LISTEN TO REAL METAL YOU FAGGOT. Bring Me The Horizon is like the Hungry Hungry Hippos of metal.

>>5174366

>architets stole bmths style

i will find you and kill you if you ever say that again

are you 12 and asking what this is by anychance

>>5174385

>Bring Me The Horizon is like the Hungry Hungry Hippos of metal.

I dont think I have ever laughed so hard at a BMTH joke before.

Winrar!!! The lulz...

What you think of Black Flag little boy?

P.S. Oldfag is 32...

>>5174366
>hardcore is just about breakdowns
>thinks "hardcore" is bring me the horizon, emmure, attack attack, suicide silence
This is beyond trolling. This is just insulting.

Leave.

>>5174366
This is not OP, this is a clever troll, that is actually familiar with /mu/

>>5174302
Give us some dirt on the little bitch...
bye bye myspace!

174385

bmth has has the best fucking breakdowns on earth faggot. architects have no breakdowns because they are a bunch of pussies. also, oli is the best screamer on earth. hes 100 times better then the guy from suicide silence and emmure so hes br00tal fucking stupid shit
and all you faggots talking shut about how i look you can fuck off because im a millionn times mor atractive thanall of you faggs

>>5174385
> Implying that hardcore is a type of metal
Wut

>>5174443
>architects have no breakdowns
Wait, that's not really funny because it's just not true.
C'mon, you can do better. This was getting archive-worthy.

>>5174405

Does he type as slow as he thinks?
Trash the myspace anyway, it's still shit.

>>5173721

his legit myspace if you guys care

also he has a gf application. lol

>>5174443

Hey you stupid bastard. I've been to four BMTH concerts. I'm a fucking pit dog. They suck. Their shows are pretty fun, but sadly their music is shit. Architects actually put thought into what they write. And THEY DONT TAKE YEARS TO WRITE IT. SHIT. They have almost like four records out now BMTH HAS TWO.

Just admit you have no idea what you're talking about. If you can correctly orchestrate a sentence without having to check google for spellcheck.

>>5174443
Do me a favor, go to a black metal concert and try hardcore dancing in the pits, you'll see how brutal you really are.

>>5174463
?

>>5174098
>>5174120
>>5174142
>>5174188

oh god....

>>5174477
>>5174477
err... sage goes into the email field...

72 replies... really guys?

>>5174461

Kids that are this kids age (presumably 15 or 16 judging by the picture) actually sound like what a kid his age would say irl. That whole 'Architects have no breakdowns' comment actually sounded pretty convincing to me considering he listens to fucking Waking the Cadaver shit.

>http://www.myspace.com/gotem331

>http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=69111432&blogId=5090367
80

he's 15 and looks like he gets mad pussy

>>5174505
I know, I just realized I accidentally in the subject field.

>>5173666

Konichiwa gaijins, I just came from /jp/ and I just wanna say that this whole board is full of bakas. I make a thread asking for rapidshares of the merzbox and you delete it. Way to fucking go.

Now I just wanna say that you guys listen to such shit music... The Radioheads? PSHH!

Try some fucking Hanatarash or Masonna. You guys must be pussies because you can't handle harsh atonal music.

>>5174547

he's a fifteen year old emo shithead who listens to BMTH. Of course he get's pussy.

>>5174567

oh come on man, weeaboos aren't into japanoise

>>5174567

In before 200 posts

>>5174476

Fuck you kid I got bruises at the last bmth show bitch suck my dick pussy fag also Hungry hungry hippos is a board game and isnt music so your metophor is stupid and makes you look stupid lol

Hey faggots I just came back from vacation and I just wanna say that this whole /mu/ has gone to shit. I look into a random thread and you have BMTH trolls. Way to fucking go.

Now I just wanna say that this argument has some other shitty bands... WAKING THE CADAVER??? PSHHHHHH

Try some fucking exercise or walks in the park. You guys must be idiots because /mu/ is rotting your brain.

>>5174609
>I got bruises at the last BMTH show
I got my lung crushed in at a fucking Get Up Kids show. Your argument doesn't mean shit.

>>5174609

Wow you got a BRUISE WOW. SO HARDCORE DAMN.

I broke my right arm, nose, bruised my ribs, and threw up blood at a FALL OUT BOY show. Yes, FALL OUT BOY is more brutal than BMTH.

God damn kids these days...

>>5174609
Real men listen to Anal Cunt

>>5174609
> Thinks bruises are br00tal.
Yes, because getting beat up in a pit is anywhere near as badass and brutal as kvlt churchburners.

>>5174609
It was actually a really good METAPHOR because he used the phrase "they're like", it was also quite funny as well... he could've just said "Entry level bullshit" but was a little more creative.

>>5174582

Hikokomoris (shut-ins for baka gaijins like you) are.

>>5174648

God damn kids these days...

Another troll thread and in it are a bunch of faggots who have no clue what hardcore is.

god damnit /mu/

>>5174443
You all have been administered the troll test. You all have failed.

>>5174567
Polysics bro.

>>5174547
the only right answer

God damn kids these days...

Damn God kids these days...

This should be archived just so people can see how badly some trolling can be.

lol bruises

>>5174609
>hungry hungry hippos is a board game and not music so your metophor is stupid
>your metophor is stupid
>metophor

>this whole site is pussies.

I don't know why but I cant stop laughing at this

>100 posts and 18 image replies omitted
what is this i don't even

>102 posts and 18 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Wow. Looks like someone is GETTING THE BEST

THE BEST

THE BEST

THE BEST OF YOU.

>>5174730
Archive seconded. Do this plz.

>>5174609

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MAN I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO READING YOUR ANSWER TO MY POST

AHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AHAH AHA HAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bruises. Oh my fucking god. Also kid? I'm fucking 20 you bastard, grow some balls. Seriously. Hope to god I don't find out where you live kid. Because you'll have more than bruises.

You kids talk about hardcore, how hardcore and cool you guys are. I don't know how many "hardcore" kids I've knocked out in one punch. You're all pussies. I bet you I could take OP out with my breath alone.

this whole site is pussies guys.

>>5174806

I've seen this kid at my school before. He lives in Orlando. ill post my schools address in a second.

See, /a/ never becomes tough guys.

So why does /mu/.

>>5174648
I go to overage gigs and drink beer and enjoy the music.

>>5174804
"This can take a few seconds...
Checking if the thread exists: >>5173666
The thread has been found, continue processing.

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 1 times now."

One time now? Come on now, anon.

>>5174840

Dang, I live up in Canada. Do me a favor and kick his ass for me?

Has anyone been so far actually to have even...

5174806

listen up faggot let me tell you some bad news. you can sit around a talk as much shit as you want online but it does not change the fact that you are a pussy faggot who listens to pussy faggot hardcore music (lol i bet you think underoath or silverchair are anything bt bands for aborted fetus lol) and talks a lot of shit but can do anything cause in real life they get their ass kicked every day by little girls

troll wins but fuck i went to your myspace and you are gay as fuck

>>5174858
This is your father. It's time for bed. Get off the internet.

School info:

Boone High School 2000 S. Mills Avenue || Orlando, FL 32806

Also, I'm >>5174840

>>5174858
Re-read that out loud to yourself in your best tough guy voice...

>>5174858

Keep thinking that you stupid bastard. I'm getting your address as we speak. There's only one way for you spoiled little kids to learn and thats a 2x4 to the back of the head.

>>5174903
Post it on here please...

>>5174858
kid, simma down

Lie to his face.

>>5174903

>>5174911
Massive lulz if Skye does so.

>>5174917
LIEEEEE, LIE TO MEEEEEE
*chug*
WHAT THE FUCK
BRUUUUUUUGUHHHHHHH

>>5174917

>>5174917

Nice Carnifex reference.

>>5174927

Massive lulz if Skye gets it, shows up at OPs house, and gets his ass kicked.

I say we give him a...

Wait for it...

'Chelsea Smile.'

>>5174893

lol

>>5174954

I say we give him a...

Wait for it...

GIFT CARD TO HOT TOPIC

>>5174943
Only way Skye gets his ass kicked is if he is a four year-old cripple. And even then... did you see the brah's MySpace?

>>5174840


Awesome. I just need his myspace. Then I'll be able to narrow it down. Can you get me his name?

http://www.myspace.com/gotem331
http://www.myspace.com/gotem331
http://www.myspace.com/gotem331

make sure everyone looks at the pictures on his myspace

>>5174972
>see
>>5174983

>>5174903
In before this is actually OP...

>>5174917
LIE TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE FUCKER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>5174983
Be careful not to call him cute. He might give ya some bruises.

>>5174983

OH SHIT HE HAS 3913 FRIENDS ABORT MISSION

I have never seen /mu/ so pissed off that a raid was actually called. Bravo, OP. Bravo.

I believe an archive is called for.

>>5174972

http://www.myspace.com/gotem331

school info:
Boone High School 2000 S. Mills Avenue || Orlando, FL 32806

first name is Jonathan.

What's all the "don't call me cute" shit?
He's a skinny little bitch, was he conceived with a weak sperm, I bet his dads' some fucking cuckold as well, with some hefty turd of a slobbering mom that makes his dad leave the room so she can rub herself off to Glenn Beck...

>>5175007
so what?

>>5174983

Okay so his name is Johnathan.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1664056183&ref=search&sid=557635286.3140408363..1

I think I found him.

LIE TO MY

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECE

>>5174983
if it weren't for his hair (which he uses his mothers straightening iron on) he'd look like this

how the fuck did you faggots find my school? whatever you still dont know my last name or address so i aint scared of nothing. none of you faggots aint gonna do shit. go back to listening to your pussy fake hxc like Architects and Faceless fucking posers

hes reading but stopped posting

hes gonna be scared at school tomorrow

>>5175070
Black Flag 'lil bitch...
address @ home is on its way.

>>5175070
NEVERMIND HAHAHAHA

>>5175070
>>5175059

samefag

Best thread of all time.

archive now

>>5175087
doubt it, i could have searched jonathan on facebook in orlando or w/e and found the biggest faggot and posted it on here

>>5175093

how do archive

>>5174966
I actually lol'd

>>5175083

Yeah I couldn't find anything else. I've failed you /mu/. But I'm making it my life goal to travel to Orlando and beat this "brootal" kid into a bloody pile. Then blast some Architects in his bloody fucking face.

hot girls on your facebook

I like how fuckin weak minded this board is

Successful troll is successful, without even trying.

>>5175070
you can find his home address?

>>5175059
A good guess, but I don't think that's right.

I'm trying to look through his MySpace friends, find their Facebook, and then find him through their friends list. So far, nothing.

Why does a troll thread have so many replies? I am disappoint, guys.

>>5175107

Well, you certainly weren't trolled.

Posting in epic troll thread.

>>5175143

>>5175070
I actually know where that school is...

this poor kid is going to get alot of shit that he has no idea where it's coming from. eh fuck it.

>>5175148

I doubt it; you'd have to have the address or something.

>>5175150

Maybe if this were /b/, but it's /mu/; they'll just give up and go cry to the Antlers.

>>5175156

Get /b/ in here.

>>5175165

I don't have the sort of porn required to lure /b/.

>>5175170
I might, no cp though...
got some traps...

>>5173719
Are you a fucking idiot? Regardles of trolls on /mu/ the consensus on Tool is that they're amazing musicians.

>>5175156
Nah dude the angry mob of indiefags and NMH-worshipers, lead by glorious Jeff Mangum wil find him and smah him intothe ground for THE LOOOOOVE OF JEEESSUUUSS CHHHHRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTTT

>>5175199
>smash
slf-fix

you guys are fucked lol I just called the police and they said their gonna delete your site for threatening me fucking pussies !! you got OWNED. I guess im just too br00tal for you fuckin faggs lol

>>>/b/162752289

>>5175199

That fight will involve gallons of semen.

>>5175191
a-fucking-greed.

also, troll thread is troll

>>5175208
Ok, well come back in a few days to see if it's still here yeah?
But if you report to the police they might see your threats of violence and that you were on a site that says for adults - durp.

>>5175210
link to /mu/ doesn't work, try again.

>>5175208
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh dear god....

>>5175227

How the fuck are you stupid enough to respond?

>>5175208

this might be fake. I know for a fact the rest are less likely to be just trolls

>>5175190

Obvious troll is obvious, but what better thing is there to do right now? Nothing really.

Try:
Jonathan Torvik
Jonathan Bandy

That's the best I could do via Boone's network.

>>5175208

So hardcore, calling the police. You obviously aren't scared.

Fuck it, that myspace needs trashing if nothing else...

Does he have youtube?

>>5175250

>>5175208

palm to face.

>>5175256

Tried both.

>>5175260

http://www.youtube.com/user/welikenintendo64

>>5175250
Please let that be a trap, I love traps...

Beating him up isnt going to work.

We do however have his myspace...

>>5175260

Delivered:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu39vTuejdM

>>5175227
that post was positively British, good sir.

archive this shit.

now.

>>5175208
>>5173666
lol bring me the horizon hahahahaha pussy shit listen to some real heavy shit you fucking woman, why dont you try out some of this: The Irish Front!, Chelsea Grin, Cattle Decapitation, Prostitute Disfigurement, Cannibalistic, Mortician, Cannibal Corpse, Circle Of Dead Children, Necrophigiast, Suffocation, and Autopsy. Your a fag fuckin scene kid, dont try to come here and tell us whats "br00tal". And i fucking love Tool. Hate me faggots

>>5175299
I've already put in one request. Need more /mu/tants.

>>5175299

The link to this thread doesn't work in /b/
I'm bumping it with traps and posted his youtube...

we can archive this when hes found dead tomorrow

>>5175289
How'd you know that?
the lulz
pip pip

>>5175330
WHAT....WHATS HIS YOUTUBE

>>5175338
http://www.youtube.com/user/welikenintendo64

>>5175338
You can Control-F the thread, ya know. Easier. But since I'm feeling like a fucking nice guy:

http://www.youtube.com/user/welikenintendo64

5175301 fuck you pussy that shit sucks dick. why the fuck am i even arguing!? !? your sitte is getting deletd so why should I even care fucking posers. oh and chelsea grin is the only good band you listed that is hxc so you arent a faggot but these dickheads thet like architects are lol also, i just smokd a pund of weed with these three hot chix and were all laughing at your fags and your pussy music fucking dicks and go ahead and hack youtube ill just report you faggs !! LOl

>>5175338
>>5175338

http://www.youtube.com/user/welikenintendo64

>>5175354

Link to thread still not working in /b/

>>5175208
Called the police because you got butthurt?

Fail troll is fail.

Trolls aren't supposed to rage. Goddamn learn how to troll with indifference, poopydick.

>>5175354

hahaha

oh no reported DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN

/mu/ fags - OP is a fucking bitch, but we don't care. Leave us the fuck alone, we are not your personal army. We have more important business to attend to.

Thanks,

/b/

>>5175354

hookedonphonics.com

>>5175354

Behold, a band so hardcore that it spent the summer on tour with Mudvayne, Dope and Static-X.

>>5175390

<3 /b/

>>5175390
Pussy.

>>5175390
>post from /b/
>using grammar

>>5175354
Your fuckin gay, but i just saw your myspace and theres some good music on it. As blood runs black, waking the cadaver, The Black Dahlia Murder, and Carnifex are good. But again, your a fucking faggot scene kid that gives good bands like them a bad name. Do all your favorite bands a favor and AN HERO.

>>5175405
Don't worry. They'd rather be looking at CP, hooking up in their hookup threads, tryign to get their posts ending in 73, and uh... I don't know. i did come across this on /b/ in their sex position things and laughed pretty hard.

I present, The Lion King. After cumming on the chicks chest, you take your thumb and wipe it through the cum, then spread it across her forehead and whisper "simba"

>>5175436

So funny, I don't even know how to laugh at that.

>>5175436

>>5175449
>implying your a homo

5175427
What the fuck does [b]AN HERO[/b] mean? lol does it mean like gay cowboy sex ory ??? because you all like that dont you. Also, im not scene, im a br00tal skatr kid. get it right fucking faggass dick .

>>5175427
>You're

Also, GTFO. None of the bands listed could even be considered remotely good. You and OP are probably dating.

>After cumming on the chicks chest, you take your thumb and wipe it through the cum, then spread it across her forehead and whisper "simba"
Shall we do that to Op?

>>5175458

>>5175461
ITT: Newfag doesn't know to link posts.

kill yourself

most successful troll on /mu/, period. i can't believe this shit is still going on.

This thread should be archived! It's so much better than all the other threads in /mu/. OP is a pretty cool guy eh can handle HxC music and doesnt afraid of anything.

ITT: the day when /mu/ got butthurt

>>5175461

Ambulance LTD - LP

http://www.mediafire.com/?zoytmjwmzam

i really cant believe this thread is still going, quite possibly one of the most epic troll threads i have ever seen.

>>5175461

How fucking stoned are you

>>5175516

To be honest, I think this is for real. There is no way someone would go through this much trouble to troll /mu/

>>5175393
>>5175393
PUT YOUR FUCKIN SHADES ON