Link please.

That's funny, the clean version of that album is just the cow udder.

DIRTY DIRTY TITTY!!!!!!!!

>>4984510
http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0000842.cfm

http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0001100.cfm

Pro Social Content: None

lol

I read crank 2's review and lol'd

>Positive elements
>This film contains one sequence that is free of blood, gore, skin, sex and profanity. Length: about 90 seconds.

>>4984637
Back in the days of being a lad, i bought this at target with the same cow udder cover and it was parental advisory, i dunno why.

>>4984668
Dave Cross is funny.

>>4984459

LOL. THEY CENSORED THE NIGGER TOO.

>>4984960
THATS RACIST

This us UDDERLY insane

>>4984492
biblefags and nazifags are both the enemy

"CENSOR IT ALL, CAN'T HAVE THEM LIKING THAT HIPPITY HOP EITHER"

>a man pays a minor for sex and fantasizes about Jesus sodomizing Mickey Mouse with a lawn dart. Other blasphemous tracks include "Hell Yeah," which mocks the death of Christ


aaaaaahahah

http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0000722.cfm

Why would they even review this?

>>4985093
lol, there is a Christian alternative to cannibal corpse

>>4985093
>>genre: Slasher metal

wtf??

i remember seeing it advertised as "Hooray for B***ies" in a newspaper ad for Kmart or somewhere

I must admit, after taking a look at that uncensored cow-titty, I have this raging boner... something tells me I'm gonna rape a bovine soon.

>gothic
I chuckled.
And then I sadded.

They don't even talk about the music...

They make shitty music sound awesome.

http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0001224.cfm

this is just painful

>>4985405

proof that all christians should be gassed and burnt in ovens.

>>4985093
>No, Gore Obsessed isn’t about a former Vice President’s fixation on Florida’s butterfly ballots.

I'm starting to really dislike this Bob Waliszewski guy.

y hallo thar

>>4985539
dude is a fucking ghoul.

>>4985693
holy shit he is

>>4985539
HOLY SHIT FOCUS ON THE FAMILY
That fucking group is suing Bash Back! Lansing members for telling church-goers that it's okay to be gay.

Christfag here, this shit is why religion sucks today - 'religious people' who don't leave their homes, are shit scared of the world and just judge everything. Christianity is about helping yourself so that you can help others, not hanging shit on what you don't understand. FUCK!

>>4985873

Leave 4chan please.

>>4985405
>and the normalcy of homosexuality
fuckin' lol'd

>>4985405
>It will be interesting to see how the band tries to justify this one.
>Nirvana
facepalm.jpg

Also, >Pantera
>Death Metal

Even if they just looked things up on Wikipedia they'd be more accurate.
Fuck.

http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0000890.cfm
this is the funniest ive seen on the site.
>The singer describes his addiction to angry music and how he gets drunk with power on stage ("Microphone Fiend"). Impersonal anarchy (bitter shouts of "Destroy all nations!" on "Renegades of Funk")
lol'd hard

http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0000878.cfm

>Maybe, but teens shouldn’t waste their time on what feels like a 50-minute soundtrack from a despairing hallucination.

>>4986120
>These tunes—borrowed from both the well-known (Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Cypress Hill) and virtually unknown (MC5, Volume 10, EMPD)—
>virtually unkown
>MC5
>EPMD

Kid A: Industrial/Techno
http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0000878.cfm

>>4986037
wow... "normalcy of heterosexuality" is bullshit

http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0000804.cfm
lol just as expected

http://www.pluggedinonline.com/music/music/a0000926.cfm

>Tool - Lateralus
>Pro-Social Content: Three tracks are entirely instrumental

>>4986120
>>RATM
>>thrash
????

is there any creationist music. I'd like to hear it.

Beatles Anthology 2
>Most notably a smattering of Eastern religious influences and subtle drug references. Alcohol is consumed on "Norwegian Wood" and "Rock and Roll Music." "I Am the Walrus" pokes fun at a "pornographic princess." One profanity pops up.

>Eastern religious influences

OH NO THEY MIGHT MAKE PEOPLE FOLLOW OTHER PEOPLE'S BULLSHIT LIES INSTEAD OF OUR OWN!!!!!!!

Jonas Brothers
Objectionable Content:
>The guys burn for a kiss on several songs. A vacuous "Video Girl" blurts "OMG!," and soon after we hear the crude expression "It's gonna suck."

we should just mail this asshole shit to review.
all blackmetal & porngrind

Do you think we could get /b/ to take offence at these guys, and then have them do nasty things to them?

>>4986445
I LIKE IT!

Did they ever give a review to something and said that it has absolutely no objectionable content?

Hard mode : It has to be a non christian artist, without heavy religious overtones.

On “Ridin’ for Outro” guest artist Black Ice condemns the gangsta lifestyle and drive-by shootings, arguing that poverty, drugs and poor education are better targets for inner-city ire. “Who Ya Rolling With” declares, “Drugs is not your friends.”

I just picture some white christian guy saying this.

>>4986445
go try

Their reviews are better than pitchfork's.

>>4986445
>Do you think we could get /b/ to take offence at these guys, and then have them do nasty things to them?

Let's break this down a little bit.
/b/ is not, and never will be, the feared black hand of the internet. There was potential for this a long time ago, but look at where we are.
So sure, some neckbeards will register fake accounts and spam their message boards with unfunny, unoriginal garbage.
And another hundred or so people would be on board for DDoSing the site.

And then what?
You provoke the already beyond hope religious zealots. They will post about the "cyber terrorists" that targeted them and persecuted them for their beliefs, and talk about how we're trying to stop the spread of Christianity.

This will lead to 'rebelious' children coming here, parents coming here, and trolls posing as both.

In short, your idea is absolutely fucking retarded.

>>4986615
Did you really have to type that all out? This is 4chan. Anyone who has been here for more than a week knows about this stuff...

Except that guy, who has been here only a day.