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    20 KB Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:22 No.4221916  
    ITT: Michael Jackson death jokes

    I always though MJ's arrest would be less "cardiac" related and more "Neverland Ranch" related
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:23 No.4221929
    It doesn't matter if you're black or white... when you're DEAD!
    >> Bill Murray !AZoMgqybyQ 06/26/09(Fri)00:24 No.4221939
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    It's too soon for too soon jokes.

    Give it a day.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:24 No.4221943
    Guess what MJ's favourite food was?

    Oranges! But there's more for me now that he's DEAD
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:25 No.4221950
    >ITT: Terrible Michael Jackson death jokes
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:25 No.4221952
    >>4221939
    shut up bill murray or you're next
    >> COFFINDODGER !!CUa3aYDzTLw 06/26/09(Fri)00:25 No.4221956
    Looks like his heart just beat it.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:26 No.4221963
    we should exhume him and refilm the thriller clip with him strung up as marionette
    wouldn't need makeup
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:27 No.4221967
    >>4221956
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:28 No.4221979
    what's the difference between janet and michael?
    janet is alive

    i've heard they're melting his body down and turning him into toys so kids can play with him for a change
    >> CAPSLOCK !JE3AMD/ATI 06/26/09(Fri)00:28 No.4221981
    billie jean is not my lover

    she's just a girl who claims that i am the HHRRRRRRNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:29 No.4221996
    I just don't believe. Its imposible
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:32 No.4222030
    >>4221981
    oh god
    requesting MJ HHHHRRRGGGG macro
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:37 No.4222094
    >>4221981
    o snap win
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:38 No.4222100
    he didn't have a heart attack, he drowned
    nobody would throw the sick child molester a buoy

    HAHAHA
    >> COFFINDODGER !!CUa3aYDzTLw 06/26/09(Fri)00:41 No.4222129
    maybe the heart attack was caused by a smooth criminal trying to break in
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:43 No.4222153
    MJ was working on this
    cover. It's what killed
    him.

    Every night in my dreams
    I see you, I feel you
    That is how I know you go on

    Far across the distance
    And spaces between us
    You have come to show you go on

    Near, far, wherever you are
    I believe that the heart does go on
    Once more you open the door
    And you're here in my heart
    And my heart will go on and on

    Love can touch us one time
    And last for a lifetime
    And never let go till we're gone

    Love was when I loved you
    One true time I hold to
    In my life we'll always go on

    Near, far, wherever you are
    I believe that the heart does go on
    Once more you open the door
    And you're here in my heart
    And my heart will go on and on

    You're here, there's nothing I fear
    And I know that my heart will go on
    We'll stay forever this way
    You are safe in my heart
    And my heart will go on and ....


    XCORAKX *Cough*

    ....

    beeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppp......
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:43 No.4222164
    too bad michael jackson didnt get a chance to record another album ,
    it would have DEATHinately won an award...

    -_-
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:43 No.4222166
    smooth criminal attacked his heart with billie jean's little boy penis child molester.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:46 No.4222198
    The difference between him and Farrah Fawcett?

    Kids pinned Farrah to the wall.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:48 No.4222222
    he really died from food poisoning. they found 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:49 No.4222229
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    >>4222198
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:50 No.4222244
    >>4222166
    why did I laugh at this
    >> The Benevolent Stranger !ACDCyzeRac 06/26/09(Fri)00:50 No.4222251
    >>4222198
    lol'd
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:51 No.4222257
    >>4222222
    >>4222222
    >>4222222
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:51 No.4222264
    >>4222222
    that's actually pretty good
    and horrible
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:52 No.4222271
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:53 No.4222284
    Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are false .. apparently he went to a childrens hospital and had a stroke
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:53 No.4222285
    This thread better still be up when I get back

    Also.

    I guess Michael Jackson finally gets to see Madeleine McCann in person now.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:55 No.4222300
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    >>4221916
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:56 No.4222313
    >>4222222
    >>4222222
    >>4222222
    >>4222222
    >>4222222
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:58 No.4222323
    Given how he died from cardiac arrest, he must have watched an extremely scary Thriller for his heart to be struck by a Smooth Criminal like so. You Are Not Alone, however, in feeling that your Childhood is no longer Black Or White, so you can Remember The Time before all this happened and realize The Way You Make Me Feel is the same for everyone. it's only Human Nature to look at The Man In The Mirror and Cry, asking for One More Chance before you feel like you're going Off The Wall with emotions. True, Michael is Gone Too Soon, and it makes you want to Scream, but Another Part Of Me feels like we can Heal The World with the messages of hope and love that he spread while he was alive. (Discounting, of course, those small unfortunate incidents where it seemed he was In The Closet and we were all trying to figure out Who Is It that he was with...)

    But I digress, i'm taking too long with this, so I'm just going to Beat It and ask that you Leave Me Alone about the subject This Time Around, as I don't Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'. Just know that he made HIStory, and if he were still alive with One More Chance, I'm sure Heaven Can Wait just a little bit more for him. Of course, he's not, and he's hanging out with Ghosts now, but Will You Be There when we remember him? Of course, even so, today's not the best day for anyone. Even Billie Jean.

    Today was just Bad.

    it's Bad.

    You know it.
    >> Indygo 06/26/09(Fri)00:59 No.4222336
    This just in from the Autopsy Room...

    Medics have discovered that MJ's
    arteries were not clogged with
    cholesterol, but rather in fact human
    male sperm.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)00:59 No.4222339
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    >>4222323

    cool story bro´..
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:01 No.4222346
    >>4222323
    FUCKING GAY
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:09 No.4222415
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    >>4222336
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:09 No.4222419
    MJ's last words during his heart attack:

    "OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:12 No.4222442
    >>4222336
    I give you a negative million out of 2
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:16 No.4222490
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:20 No.4222540
    It's close to miiiidnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
    Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your hear-
    hnnnnnng
    >> Indygo 06/26/09(Fri)01:29 No.4222625
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    Thank you 4chan, but
    I already know you
    hate me.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:32 No.4222661
    >>4222540
    HAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:34 No.4222678
    You've been hit by, you've been struck by


    a failed ventricle.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:41 No.4222767
    >>4222678
    HHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:45 No.4222805
    >>4222198
    Oh, that's beastly. Nice one.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:45 No.4222808
    McDonalds is coming out with a new burger in his honor. It will have 50 year old meat in 10 year old buns.
    >> The Benevolent Stranger !ACDCyzeRac 06/26/09(Fri)01:46 No.4222813
    >>4222808
    OLD
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:46 No.4222817
    >>4222808
    oh and it's called the McJackson
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:56 No.4222903
    whats the difference between Niel Armstrong and Micheal Jackson? Niel Armstrong walked on the moon, Micheal Jackson fucked little boys ...oh and hes dead
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)01:58 No.4222926
    22.4 years faggots
    >> The Re-Arranger !yRd8SXc/L. 06/26/09(Fri)02:00 No.4222952
    Why does the EPA like MJ so much?
    Because his corpse is 90% recyclable!

    ...that wasn't very funny, was it?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:02 No.4222962
    >>4222271
    did anyone else notice he has 2 pairs of sunglasses
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:03 No.4222978
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    NOOOOOOO MIKAL JACKSON NOOOOOOOOO!!!
    >> tripcodefag !!bNUHLHWvQu5 06/26/09(Fri)02:04 No.4222990
    >>4222198
    >>4221981
    >>4221956

    u guys r my favoritest ppl in the world
    >> Auouywonz !hEpdoZ.tHU 06/26/09(Fri)02:04 No.4222993
    Michael Jackson had a heart attack? But I thought he never missed a [spoiler] Beat [/spoiler]
    >> Anonymouse 06/26/09(Fri)02:07 No.4223019
    don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on the cardiac arrest
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:09 No.4223038
    Michael Jackson's heart stopped 'cause it got enough.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:12 No.4223060
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    >>4222962
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:12 No.4223063
    >>4223019
    oh god i lol'ed
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:15 No.4223079
    >>4222678
    Hahahaha
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:18 No.4223113
    this could quite possibly be the most messed up thread i have ever read on 4chan, now thats pretty bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:21 No.4223136
    He's been dead a long time, guys. His body just finally stopped moving.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:22 No.4223144
    I didn't think eating eight year old wieners could give you a heart attack.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)02:28 No.4223190
    >>4223113
    GTFO NEWFAG
    >> b12nd0n !!LHiOF05DTPp 06/26/09(Fri)05:05 No.4224143
    BUMP
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)05:07 No.4224159
    Jacko is not being buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with!

    I just heard jacko died of food poisoning , he was eating 12yr old nuts..

    I hear they're cremating him and putting his ashes into etcha-sketches so he can have as many 6 year olds playing with him as possible!
    >> b12nd0n !!LHiOF05DTPp 06/26/09(Fri)05:08 No.4224162
    Michael actually died of food poisoning; he had been eating 12 year old nuts.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)05:11 No.4224189
    Michael actually died of food poisoning; he had been eating 12 year old nuts.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)05:44 No.4224389
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)05:45 No.4224397
    Michael actually died of food poisoning; he had been eating 12 year old nuts.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)05:47 No.4224414
    >>4224397
    >>4224189
    >>4224162

    12 year old nut mind.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)05:57 No.4224453
    >>4222166
    >smooth criminal attacked his heart with billie jean's little boy penis child molester.

    >>4222244
    lol'd
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)06:04 No.4224482
    Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince;
    And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)06:22 No.4224558
    He's in heaven molesting baby angels now
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)06:24 No.4224562
    >>4224558
    Awww that's so sweet ;__;
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)06:26 No.4224572
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    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)06:54 No.4224682
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    saw this on /b and smiled
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:00 No.4224699
    >>4224682
    : )
    >> Go back 2 /b/ 06/26/09(Fri)07:01 No.4224703
    >>4222271
    best macro evar
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:10 No.4224729
    >>4222129

    Not trolling.

    The first time I heard this song it was the Alien Ant Farm version.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:11 No.4224738
    when farrah fawcett died god said he would grant her one final wish

    she said she wishes for all the children of the world to be safe

    5 hours later michael jackson had a hard attack
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:17 No.4224758
    Michael Jackson was innocent, so I am afraid all child abuse related jokes in this thread are null and void. Good effort though guys.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:18 No.4224760
    >>4224682

    Did Barney die too?
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:23 No.4224776
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    Something more /mu/ related:

    What's the difference between Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Michael Jackson?
    They're both dead kiddie fiddlers.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:29 No.4224793
    >>4224760

    *facepalm*
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:34 No.4224807
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    >>4224776

    >Difference
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:37 No.4224826
    I guess his funk didn't last for 40 000 years after all.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:41 No.4224848
    I guess you could say that he wasn't so invincible after all..
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:43 No.4224855
    here lies the body of micheal jackson, who died on the 25th of June, 2009. Some doctors blame it on the sunshine, others blame it on the moonlight, but many are told to blame it on the boogie.
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:45 No.4224862
    >>4224855
    blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:49 No.4224880
    this thread=awesome
    >> Anonymous 06/26/09(Fri)07:52 No.4224886
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