Are there enough chairs?

>>4218874
There are plenty of chairs, my friend.

what do you prefer furries or small children?

>>4218897
Well I am quite partial to furries.
But the small assholes of young children and their fresh, innocent faces are much more...rewarding.
I find it amazing I am where I am right now. I expected hell.

Have you seen John and George yet?

If so, what'd they say?

Does purgatory have magazines? I've always been curious about that. Nice to see that it has internet.

I am actually quite touched by all of you're tribute posts.

Does anyone want me to say hello to any one who has passed on? I am losing my physical connection to the earth every moment, and my time when I can still psot on this message board is few.

Teach JFK the moonwalk

>>4218946

LENNON

I WANT LENNON ;__;

Tell Sun Ra and Henri Chopin I said hi, and they have my salutations.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=94700159730

>>4218946
>>4218965
AND MY LOVE TO GEORGE HARRISON AND ROY ORBISON

>>4218934
John is the same as always. He is rather dissapointed that Yoko hasn't joined him yet. He's apparently been fucking around with Janis Joplin in the meanwhile.

George I have not been able to meet yet, but as soon as I do I will give you a report. Quite the charming fellow.
>>4218942
Purgatory has every stack of People, Us Weekly, etc. Ever created. It's very...Web 2.0. You open the magazine, and whatever decade you are thinking of or whatnot, the news of that time is displayed.
It can't see into the future though.

hey MJ please say Don't Stop Till You Get Enough fore me please...thank you,

If Lennon is there, ask if he believes in Irony now.

>>4218946
tell the shooter on the grassy knoll that I said hi, oh and ask him why he shot jfk my favorite president evar!

it is certain that you inherited your million to me children?

can u give to Hitler my salutations

>>4218963
...Good man. I hope my feet can still move the way they used to.
I see Kennedy over in the distance.
The interesting thing about the afterlife is once you die, you live on in the form you died in.
So Kennedy has a big hole in his body. Yeah.
>>4218975
It's done. They're happy to know people are still thinking of them.
>>4218991
I'm about to approach George. I'll give you all details. Roy I will save for later, there are many people, famous and non, about to approach me.

>>4218923
oh wow! I was soo rong about yoo mj I always thought yoo were moar of a furry preference type person cus of yoor fursona and all that good jazz...

Did you evar touch bubbles innapropriately?

>>4218994
I'll try...hmm...
DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH.
Wow. I think I've still got it.
>>4218995
He does. He realizes "what a complete faggot I was before i died."
>>4219007
There was no shooter on the grassy knoll. Kennedy says Oswald was actually hired by the Freemasons.
>>4219012
Yes...I hope that's who gets my fortune.
>>4219020
This is the one I will not do. I realize many on this board are politically incorrect but...he's truly a dreadful person.
I can pass a message through Oswald though if you'd like.

>>4219033
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy them every now and then. But personally I prefer the soft rumpus of a child.
>>4219066
No...I will have to try that.

SO THE MAN IS AN PEDO BUT WHEN HE'S DEAD WE ALL CRY???

I HOPE FRITZL GETS ONE OF THESE THREADS!!

>>4219074
>Kennedy says Oswald was actually hired by the Freemasons

How would he know, he's dead.

>>4219149

From the thread where we're asking a dead guy questions

>>4219131
Fritzl did what he had to, man. He wanted some of that fresh young blood just as much as I did. Damn, man, when I see that dude...I'm gonna ask him how he did it.

Speaking of which, I just saw George.
Quite a nice guy. I cannot believe that this fellow died before his time...
George gave me a big bear hug. It was slightly awkward at first. He didn't expect to see me for another 20 or so years, but, neither did anyone, right? heh...
He doesn't know of 4chan, but he's happy that people are still in his thoughts. In my opinion, he's truly the best beatle. Sonically and Aesthetically, he contributed the most to the band.
I showed him this imageboard and he actually was not appalled. He said he's seen worse. I couldn't believe it.
In the afterlife everybody runs linux, by the way. Just thought I'd put that out there.

I can cause to the massive destruction of the universe using a Coca-Cola of diet, mints and a wire?

>>4219236
huh...funny you should ask...In heaven, when you mix mentos and coca cola, it's not the ordinary fountain, it's a geyser. Every time. it's perfect. It gets all over the place and its not sticky here.
Also, all diet drinks taste like the real thing here, regardless of ingredients.

so how's goebles, saddam and john Wayne gacy been doin? Oh how those rascals made me laff with their mass murderin, ethnic clensin and whatnot! So tell me are you guys pals? Do you play bridge or meet for strip poker much?

Could you give my love to Johnny Cash?

I passed through purgatory breezily. When the pearly gats of heaven opened everyone's head immediately turned.
What do you know, God built in a special entrance for notable human beings.
Everyone instantly rushed towards me. I tentatively took a step onto the clouds, sure that I would fall...but it was like marshmallows. Fluffy. Surprising.
A young child of about twelve rushed up to me and asked me for my autograph. She was incredibly sexy and I couldn't help but checking out her ass and thighs.
She noticed, and blushed, and then quickly pulled me in and started sucking on my face. She then broke off of it and told me to meet her at 12 AM Jerusalem time.
Guys, heaven runs on Jerusalem time, not Greenwhich mean time.
More importantly, in heaven it's okay to fuck whoever you want.

>>4219368
I was listening to Hurt last night.

Shit was so Cash

Is Annie Okay Michael Jackson?

>>4219310
To be frank I haven't met with any of them yet. I am anxious to meet everybody, but here is my top 5 as of now:
1. Jesus Christ
2. Jack Ruby
3. Frank Sinatra
4. Martin Luther King, Junior.
5.Louis Armstrong
>>4219368
Actually, kid, Johnny's you're guardian angel. We all have one. I get my appointment next week. I get a week to rest on my laurels.
He sends his love. He looks forward to meeting you.

there are televisions in the heaven? , if it is true, I can tune " pokemon?".

>>4219383

And the award for most appropriate pun goes to...

>>4219383
i see wat u did there

>>4219405
R-really?

Th-thank you, M-m-michael. I ho-hope whoever gets you as their guardian angel really de-deserves you and n-needs you.

;_;

where go the Mexicans when they die?

R.I.P.

i am an atheist so i will probably see you in hell, bro.

>>4219459
Dude, how can you go somewhere that doesn't exist?

>>4219395
She's fine.
>>4219411
how does it go? Gotta...Catch em all, right? Yeah. Um, of course, and it's all new episodes, all the time. If you want reruns you gotta go to the library.
>>4219452
Right outside the fence.
>>4219459
I will visit.

>>4219479
this is a conundrum.

Please, IS SHE OKAY

>>4219479
You better shut your whore mouth before I divide by zero, bitchtits.

you can say hello to my grandma Adela, and ask to she where hide the thousands of dollars that exempt to my father pretending diseases?.

>>4219517
She's reclusive. I wouldn't know. Stay posted.
>>4219479
>>4219534
It actually exists. I know because I am here talking to you now.

TELL WHEN WILL MCCARTNEY DIE.

SO I CAN BE PREPARED WHEN TO BLOW MY BRAINS.

>>4219653
She says hi. She won't tell, the old bag.
I'm sorry, my friend. I actually did try.

>>4219677
We can't predict that. John says he hopes tomorrow, George hopes so too. They all don't want to see Ringo though, which I find rather funny.
The only person who knows is God, I suppose.

Also, nobody has asked me what the one true religion is yet. I find this surprising.

is elvis there?

Oh boo hoo. NOT!!! The fucked in the head, inhuman looking child molester's long awaited death finally happened! Good riddance!

>>4219653
>>4219653
>>4219653
>>4219653
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>>4219653
wat

>>4218993
oh god the afterlife is just as bad as the internet?

Why the hell are you in heaven?

>>4219731
Fuck you. I hope MJ asks God to smite you into hell, heathen.

>>4219723
no. He is alive. Tupac is here though.
>>4219731
Fuck you.
>>4219735
It's better, don't worry.
>>4219761
God believes in sexual freedom. You can diddle kids in heaven, read all the fucking posts you faggot.
>>4219788
That can be arranged.

Tell me, do they have these up there?
I'm eating them right now and I don't think I would want to live an eternity without them

I so want to believe this is all true ;__;

[spoiler]Part of me kinda does.[/spoiler]

Final picture!

Have you found baby Jesus yet?

So... I hear do you like mudkipz?

When you come back you'll be as pale as a ghost.
Does that mean you'll get a tan in heaven?

faggots

>>4219831
Of course we do. Every variety, even limited edition.
>>4219876
no, not yet. still searching. He's off preaching or something...
>>4219898
I exist in the same state I died in. I am white.

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd0CmCdT4fE

who's next? Also do they have 4chans where u are at? And do you have access to /b?

>>4219975
6/10, has some subtle trolling, but some REALLY obvious trolling. I thought the guitar picture was well done.

>>4219975
10/10 I raged at Layota

>>4219997
Same old 4chan. The only chans we get up here are 4, 7, and 420. George Carlin regularly posts here guys, he "fuckin misses those cats."

>>4219975
You know nothing of my work. In fact, I don't see why you made this video in the first place.

>>4220178
the point
you

This is a great thead.

my spirit is slipping. The time I have left to communicate with all of you is ticking away like grains of sand in an hour glass. Soon I will be gone and unable to communicate.
Now is the time to ask any questions you might have. Now is the time when you can ask Michael Jackson anything.
It won't be here for long.

MJ can I molest you in the afterlife?

>>4220500
What is Keith Moon like?

>>4220500
What's the true religion?

>>4220500
Is my dear Franzy okay?

>>4220708
How old are we talking?
>>4220724
Mentally, he's a codger.
>>4220760
It's a mixture of Judaism and Voodoo.
>>4220775
Haven't seen her around. Whats she look like?