The Antlers - Makes You Want To Be In A Hospice

But that goes for any post-Syd album, OP.

The Velvet Underground - Minus The Velvet Underground

Capitain Beefheart - Me Scraping my Dick on Some Guitar Strings

>>21276716

That's the joke ;)

>>21276724
>van vliet
>playing guitar

more accurate: me scraping my dick on tenor saxophone, soprano saxophone, bass clarinet, musette, simran horn, hunting horn, jingle bells whilst my puppets scrape theirs on the more traditional rock instruments

Smashing Pumpkins - The Wall

>>21276765

more like servants than puppets

>>21276755
Carry on, then!

Isis - The Soundtrack of Being Forever Stranded In The Middle of The Pacific Ocean.

Deerhunter - I Wanna be Frank Black

Daft Punk - the We Have Some Good Ideas But We Don't Work Them Out Into Songs Because The Record Company Will Pay Anyway And Everyone Will Still Buy The Album

Muse - Your Last Chance To Say You Liked Us Before We Got Too Commercial

Maudlin of the Well- Songs for Pretentious Dick Slinging

The Beatles - Comrade McCartney's Slovenly Farts Rub Gland

(sorry I couldn't resist, I actually quite like Sgt. Pepper).

Justice - We just got tired of being awesome

Mike Oldfield - I Wonder What Would Happen If I Just Kept Recording Different Things Over and Over.

Tom Waits - Death Metal Cocktail Bar

Radiohead - They can't all be winners

Don Cabellero- "2/4 6/4 8/5 4/3 6/4 16/3 4/4 Repeating"

Clark - I hate your ears

Wavves - Teenagers Might Actually Buy This One

>>21277017
The correct answer is Anyone Can Play Guitar

The Beatles - Why? Because fuck you america that's why.

Aphex Twin - you mad bro?

Linkin Park - Puberty

Cap'n Jazz- boys kissing boys

>>21277158
fucking captcha

Janis Joplin - I Ain't Neva Clearin' My Throat Again Mama!

McCartney II - Paul Locks Himself in His Recording Studio and Gets High as a Fucking Satellite

brand new - puberty

Amoral - We've come out of the closet

The Mars Volta - For The People Who Thought The Songs On All Our Other Albums Were Too Long And/Or Experimental And Weird. Otherwise, It's Basically Nothing New.

My Bloody Valentine - **I Move Away From The Mic So You Won't Hear What I'm Singing

Pink Floyd - We Got High and Accidentally Created an Album For Pretentious Douches To Show How Deep They Are

The White Stripes - Eh, we didn't feel like picking up the guitar this time, too burned out from Elephant.

Tool - Only One Song Ever Gets Somewhat Popular And Still Too Mainstream Redux Pt. III: Body Paint Blumpkin Edition (Now With 90% Less Cynicism)

Someone do Nickelback. Quick.

Ramones - We Just Saved Rock 'n' Roll. You're Welcome.

DTP - You're REALLY missing those drugs, aren't you?

Crystal Castles - Cashing in on your childhood nostalgia of video game noises and adulthood need to be pretentious as fuck

Autechre - Jesus H Christ, how are you people still listening to this

Radiohead- Kid A lookin' like shit now

>>21278051
more like let's make an album as bad as pablo honey

>>21276957
I liked it

haters gonna hate

>>21278075

Shit taste detected

brand new - guys i swear we're actually good

>>21278098
>taste
>objective
someone here has shit reasoning skills

>>21278139

Subjectivity is a myth. Plebs use it as a buzzword when they can't come to terms with an album they like being shit.

>MFW I AM APPROVING OF THIS THREAD

>>21278153
ok

define what makes an album good, specifically, without using any examples of bands or songs

use examples of theory, production techniques, and image to make your point

show me what makes good music

>>21278205

It has to be technically good. There has to be precise beats, perfect note timing, and good lyrics. See: Iron Maiden, Meshuggah, Mastodon.

>>21278226
>>21278226
ok I realize that you absolutely have to be shitting me but I want to get trolled at this point

define what makes lyrics "good"

also here's some music that meets your first two requirements
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo

>>21278257

I like this song.

>>21278257
little do u know Tengo loves LMFAO

>>21278262
respect raised for you a little bit

i assumed you were a pretentious hipster fag for a second, but now i realize you're a trolly hipster bro

Matt & Kim - You are going to be fucking happy as shit!

>>21278282

Subjectivity exists and I like LMFAO's new album.

>>21278288
>I like LMFAO's new album
In that High Fidelity stream you were as bitchy about them as everyone else.

>>21278288
delightful!

haters gonna hate LMFAO are fun as shit and make some dance tastic pop

>>21278301

I don't exactly recall what I said but I've decided I like the album. I can change my opinions on things.

I have it is a cunt anyway. Nobody gives a shit.

>>21276579
>>21276579

haha I love how it references the classic Roger Water's Ummugumma track haha 10/10

UNKLE - DJ Shadow's Variety Hour

Robert Fripp - BLEEP BLOOP BLEEP DJEEEENNGG

milk naturel eoh

Foetus - The Sounds of Meth

Atomic Rooster - Fuck off nigger, we're doing funk now

Hella - Zach Hill and friends, this time with vocals

Skrillex - The Rewards of Sucking Joel Zimmerman's Dick

>>21280705

I lol'd

Mindless Self Indulgence-We're not sure why other bands make songs over 3 minutes for no reason.

>>21280718

Alternatively, "Banged this shit out in four days lol"

Mindless Self Indulgence-We make money from children, tell that that we're doing it, frequently make fun of them...AND THEY STILL LOVE IT!!!

Album of the year

Brianna Lindsey - Fuck Pitchfork, Acquire Dreams

Mindless Self Indulgence-Holy shit, have you seen the current scene? Time to make some money. What do you think, 4 good tracks if they get the special edition?

>>21280743
>>21280729
>>21280718
these... aren't funny, man

>>21280759

My attempt was accuracy.

My apologies.

Hella - Because We Weren't Abrasive Enough

>>21277649

I lol'd
And I fucking love Crystal Castles

Manorexia - Jim Thirlwell Plays With Electricity

>>21277578

more like My shit was really better when I was on drugs

Mogwai - Still Isn't Young Team

A Place to Bury Strangers - Before Loveless

>>21280883

How was that? I still need to listen to it.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor - We're Sorry Guys, We Thought This Would Sound Better, Too

Justice - We cover 70/80's rock bands now

U2 - Fuck this punk scene

Fleet Foxes - We Made This Album for Urban Outfitters

Autechre - Good B-Sides I Think We'll Keep These and Put Them On An EP

Merzbow: KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS (Translator's note: KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS)

>mfw I like noise but I like taking the piss out of myself more

American Football - Trying So Hard To Be Carissa's Wierd

Neutral Milk Hotel - that other album we made

Neutral Milk Hotel - A guy shouting off-key words as he attempts to play guitar or Songs for the average hipster pitchforkfag

IMMMMMMS OOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUKING BOAAAAAAARRRR

I'M SOSORRY ;)l:A
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I CANT
EVEN

EOMITOCN PROBERLY!!!!!
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I JUST TUPE RANDON LETTERS COS

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KILL ME KILL ME KLEFNEKGN
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>>21281115
Jeff Mangum and Co. in Lower-Fi

Kanye West - For Some Reason, Hipsters Will Like This Album That Is Exactly The Same As Every Other Album I've Made

>>21281076
That album title is apt for any other indie "folk" release.

>>21281146
HIPSTER!!!!!!!!!!!11

HPSTER HPSJTER AHAHAHAHAH

SUCK ON PITCHFORKS DICK!!!!!!!

u

HIPSTER

AHAHAHA

UR A HIPSTER!!!!!

HIPSTER! HIPSTER! HIPSTER! HIPSTER! HIPSTER! HIPSTER! HIPSTER! HIPSTER!

LOLOLOLOL PITCHFORK HIPSTER!

btw i just discovered /mu/ and stopped listening to oasis 2 weeks ago

aLLL

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Bjork - Post Isn't Experimental Enough

>>21281106

I know you're trolling but no...just no. If you believe this you're objectively a dumbass.

>>21281193
>implying American Football wont always be poor mans Carissas Wierd

>>21281193
butthurt teenager who just got through his break up with american football detected

Moby - Fuck Yeah, I Found Some Old Blues Samples.

>>21276821
ISIS - We Really Wish We Were Neurosis, But Due To Aaron Turner's Mental Retardation, The Best We Can Do Is Explosions in the Sky With Some Harsh Vocals

>>21281216

>>21277143
Still the best one ITT

>>21281205
>>21281201

>doesn't know American Footballs LPcame out before CW
>doesn't know American Football has earlier recorded material
>doesn't know that American Football have members from prominent emo bands with similar styles
>is trolling me to write this respnse

>>21281165
Calm down anon

>>21281242
>doesn't know American Footballs LP was not emo, but doom metal


Cry more.

>>21277655
Autechre - We Can Quite Literally Record Anything and Mallgoth Children Will Still Buy It

>>21281242
nope, still hurting of the buttcocks

OM - Variations on Pink Floyd's Set the control for the hearth of the sun

>this thread

keep it up!

Los Campesinos! - Now with 100% more breakups

>i love it, though

Korn - Dubstep Classics Vol 1

Lamb of God - We will never stop using papyrus

GY!BE - We Don't Pay Speeding Tickets

>>21281333
Lamb of God - Music for People Who Think Papyrus is A Legitimate Font Choice

Hipsters can be clubbers and vice versa

Avey Tare- I need to show people I am as good as Panda Bear

>>21281223
5 star post.

Limp Bizkit - Still Trollin' like '99

Anthony and The Johnsons - Being Autistic is beautifully depressing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loNU4fVpO8E

>>21281332
/thread