That board scares me.

Typical /jp/ thread

It's just so sad.

I can't even laugh at that shit.

>/mu/- 4chan general discussion

fuck /jp/

This thread again?

>1. She must possess a strong determination and not be afraid of anything
>2. She must be beautiful
>3. Cheerful
>4. Her mind must be free of impure thoughts
>5. She must be virgin

jesus christ, some of them sure do put alot of thought into it

>>10227424
I love how SRS he is about it.
Sage for no contribution.

>beautiful and perfect body
>royalty
>strong in terms of mind and power
>she must not be immortal but eternal
>virgin and pure

wat iv just read...

>1.Intelligent, determined, and powerful
>2.Compatible personality and interests
>3.Under 18 years old with small breasts
>4.Does not have an aversion to lying, genocide, or anything similar
>5.Cute outfit with unnecessary frills and accessories

Hands don't have thoughts.

>Must not have an aversion to genocide
Christ, I lol'd.

>>10227527

LOL URE A COOL KID XD FRIENDS? XD

>>10227518
I saw this one - now I have to assume he must be referring to a 2D creationg because:
>3.Under 18 years old with small breasts

surely, aging.

>She has to call me onii-chan
I just remembered on I'm 4chan.

1) She has to be be 10 years old or younger.
2) She has to be cute.
3) She has to be extremely shy and only talk to me.
4) She has be pure.
5) She has to call me onii-chan.

>>10227561
no.

inb4 inter-board war

If you guys keep doing this /jp/ is gonna get serious, and you don't want to see them serious.

>two posters asking for the source for this image

I have no face.

>must have a vag and an uterus. Really it's all i need. No need for hand/legs/head/breasts. keep it simple

ahahohwow

>1. Made out of adamantine
>2. All her craftsdwarfship should be of the highest quality.
>3. Menaces with spikes of turtle shell
>4. Encircled with bands of obsidian
>5. Has cheese engraved on it

>Other threads on /jp/ include:
>/jp/, what do you hate in life? as for me i hate niggers.
>If you could get raped by a touhou, which one would it be?
>In real life Rin would be the slut with 10000 cocks sucked, and Sakura would be the unpopular sister.
>Got this for $60 at A-kon. Good deal or no?

>>10227718
If /jp/ comes with magnifying glass on their shotadicks we will drone them to death.

>1) She has to be be 10 years old or younger.
>2) She has to be cute.
>3) She has to be extremely shy and only talk to me.
>4) She has be pure.
>5) She has to call me onii-chan.

>>10227749
Now, that's my kind of waifu.

>>10227718

oh no /jp/ serious oh no run for your life their coming

>>10227291

"w" + "j" - "j" + "w" + "i" - "i" + "w" + "t" - "t" + "." + "u" - "u" + "a" + "e" - "e" + "n" + "n" - "n" + "o" + "i" - "i" + "n" + "s" - "s" + "t" + "u" - "u" + "a" + "y" - "y" + "l" + "h" - "h" + "k" + "l" - "l" + "." + "n" - "n" + "s" + "f" - "f" + "e" + "h" - "h"

i make fun of the waifu dudes all the time but I secretly empathise with them a lot

>>10227685
fuck that shit, let's start a war!

>>>/mu/10227295

>/mu/ is laughing at us because they don't understand the beauty of waifus, fucking bastards.

We got caught

1) She'd have to screech like Malefic
2) She'd have to play guitar like Segovia
3) She'd have to sing like Anna Netrebko
4) She'd have to play base like Nathan East
5) She'd have to be hardcore like Clint Eastwood

>>10227848
>implying it wasn't a /mu/tant

You fags just can't comprehend our devotion.

>>10227831
fucking lonely bastards

>>10227893
and you cannot comprehend our love for jesus christ

Haha, oh wow.
I guess you guys don't have anything better to do than criticize other boards, right?

>>10227728
how the fuck can they not know that... its obviously k-on

>Must wear a red dress
>Must be jewish
>Must be from Holland, 1945
>Must have a drum for a head
>Must be the King of Carrot Flowers

>>10227941
trap sprung

>>10227848

Just make sure they don't see this thread >>10219267

>>10227927
u mad

>>10227922
nice one, i lold

brofist.jpg

>>10227845
Has /mu/ ever been at "war"?

>Damage
>Attack rating
>Special unique skill
>Loyalty
>Defense

I may apply this to real life women.

>>10227950
That thread was fun

>>10227845

it would be pretty interesting since /jp/ is allied with /a/ for obvious reasons. Worse, /a/ has a moderate connection with /b/..../mu/ is practically hated by every board except /r9k/ and /lit/ - not very good allies in a boards war though... -.

no 'war', you idiot /b/tards, jesus.

>>10227987
/sp/ hates /a/ with a passion and we're bros now, I'm sure they'd join us.

>>10227987
I thought we and /fa/ were allies.
Music and fashion go hand-in-hand

>>10227971

yesk, with /sp/ kids

>>10227971
This is uh..

>>10227987
/jp/ sees /mu/ as our big brother.

>>10227893
U SAD

>my face when music gives me pussy and anime is for 25 year old virgins

>>10228037

dawwwwwwww

>>10227948
shit nigga dont point it out

>>10227971
yeah, with /sp/

>>10228046
you listen to Celine Dion or sth?

>>10227987
Actually /mu/ is the most hated board on 4chan. People are very touchy about having their favorite band insulted.

>>10227987
We've got /lit/, /fa/, /fit/ and /sp/.

>>10227987
>/jp/ is allied with /a/
What? I browse /a/ sometimes and /jp/ has always hated /a/. Although in the case of some anti-waifu crusade by /mu/, /a/ would probably express support for /jp/. Also isn't /mu/ friends with /fa/, who are in turn friends with /fit/?

>>10227987
why does everyone hate us? i was unaware of this.

God dammit, /t/.
>>>/t/376510

>>10228037
I like you.
And all /jp/ now

>Just another thread on /jp/
>/mu/ joins in
>Suddenly, neutral milk hotel everywhere oh god

>>10227971
Yeah, with /sp/ as others have mentioned. But now we are bros, and I even occasionally visit there.

>>10227292

"w" + "x" - "x" + "w" + "k" - "k" + "w" + "a" - "a" + "." + "f" - "f" + "a" + "v" - "v" + "n" + "f" - "f" + "o" + "v" - "v" + "n" + "u" - "u" + "t" + "b" - "b" + "a" + "p" - "p" + "l" + "t" - "t" + "k" + "i" - "i" + "." + "d" - "d" + "s" + "j" - "j" + "e" + "j" - "j"

>>10228112
because we're elitist faggots

>>10228098

/fa/ and /fit/ fight all the time because people in /fa/ are always talking about how best to starve yourself for the purposes of fitting into skinny jeans and stuff like that

>>10228098

50% of /fa/ are /mu/tants actually

>>10228094
in which case i think we could take /jp/

>>10228088
That because they usually listen to entry-level pretentious bullshit like Nickelback, Slipknot or techno.

>>10228112
Because /mu/ is the defitinition of elitist hipster fag.

>>10228037

The thought of /mu/ and /jp/ being bros could work...the k-pop & j-pop threads are strong on here

>>10228037
> my face when it's Molestation Time

>>10228150
im pretty sure they're friends though

I've come to the general that every board hates every other board and that no board is with any other board.

>>10228168
Bro, I don't wanna be friends with /jp/. They smell like hot pockets and desperation.

>>10228150

>>10228168
then we should go to war with /a/. fuck those weeaboo faggots

>>10228168
Apparently, /jp/ is nothing but ska and eurobeat.

>>10228187

The only reason you could consider them friends is because some of the more disliked tripfags on /fit/ are skinnyfags from /fa/. Those guys like /fa/ but I think a lot of the rest of the time /fa/ is used as an example of what not to do.

But if you're saying they don't go to war with each other then yeah.

>>10228231
>/jp/ is nothing but touhou remixes
fixed

>>10228231

That's a shame. There are some real dedicated east-Asian music fans here. I've seen threads go to 1000+ posts

I don't think /fa/ would help us, they didn't help with /sp/. And since when do we have anything to do with /fit/?

I feel like I should leave this thread but it's the most interesting one right now.

>>10228213
I agree. I fucking hate this board.

>>10228213
>Is alright with being friends with /jp/
>Want to go to war with /a/ over them being weeaboo
What.

/mu/, the time for war is ripe, with our numbers bolstered by the /b/tard summerfags, who are eager for war, we could easily snatch a victory from the unsuspecting fiefdom of /a/.

Gentlemen, TO WAR!

what is a waifu

>>10228326
jesus christ, you're an idiot.

>>10228294
It's a very sad day indeed.

>>10228311
/jp/ is pathetic.

/a/ is fucking gay.

>>10228326
Na, let all the stupid summerfags do it.

I think I started the hate between /sp/ and /a/
I spammed anime on /sp/ for like 5 hours and made threads on /a/ asking for help.

I don't know if this was the start of the rivalry or if it had been going on before.

I've since stopped watching anime and hate /a/.

A war against /a/ seems like a terrible plan. I'm fine with kicking some /jp/ ass though. Who's asking /sp/?

>>10228294
It's like watching a car crash, isn't it?

>>10228327
mai waifu :3

>>10228326
Sure is summer in here

>>10228350
The dissenters will be silenced when the war is over. Victory is a garuntee, gentlemen. When we win, I promise you that the unbelievers WILL be silenced

>>10228327
The feeling of absolute happiness.

>>10228408
The only thing i can smell is VICTORY

>>10227291

"w" + "s" - "s" + "w" + "i" - "i" + "w" + "r" - "r" + "." + "g" - "g" + "a" + "t" - "t" + "n" + "d" - "d" + "o" + "n" - "n" + "n" + "y" - "y" + "t" + "l" - "l" + "a" + "h" - "h" + "l" + "a" - "a" + "k" + "s" - "s" + "." + "k" - "k" + "s" + "n" - "n" + "e" + "q" - "q"

>>10228396
Absolutely.
You just want to pull over to the side of the road and watch till they're done cleaning up the blonde chick and her convertable off the road.

>>10228455
/jp/fag

>>10228432
hoooooly shit, go back to /b/.

i slightly irritated.

>>10228372
Why would we start a war with any board?
that will bring us closer to every board
lets just be isolationists and cut our ties with every fucking board
especially /jp/

>>10228455
huh?

>>10228474
you're awfully bright...

So just to clear things up, /mu/ is friends with /lit/ and /fa/ ?

>>10228470
Then join me, men, as we CONQUER the vast lands that present themselves to the base of our musical cock. This is only the beginning!

>>10228520
Yes, we're all elitist pricks at heart.

what board would you say has no allies?

>>10228521
>>10228432
>>10228326
wtf am i reading

We've got /fa/ and /lit/, we could probably settle our differences and join forces with /sp/ need be.

In the event of some kind of gay 4chan civil war, whoever has /b/ on their side wins. That would probably be /jp/, unless /b/ goes all "not your personal army" on them.

>>10228491

Yeah let show other boards the strength of /mu/ otherwise we will lose respect and end like the /x/, a emergency shithole.

>>10228563
/r9k/

>>10228492
Like riding a cable car at a fair, but when it's time for you to get off the man catching cars and opening doors ran to go to the bathroom. So you end up riding back to where you started

So you set off on one adventure, only to return and find out you where on one already.

That's the feeling of having a waifu, the feeling of eternal completion.

No matter how hard you try, no matter what you do you life is as good as it will ever get.

>>10228521
Yea, Not gonna happen.

>>10228350
Bra, you and me just leave this thread.
Don't look back and have nothing to do with this.

/a/ is a wonderful board

>>10228573
>implying the thread would get any attention

>>10228587
i don't know what the fuck that means, but it sounds very gay

>>>/sp/5156460
I say we could easily get /sp/ on our side

>>10227295
FOR THE RECORD NOT ALL /a/NONS HATE 3DPIGDISGUSTING AND HAVE WAIFUS.

>>10228597
YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR DECISON

HEY CAN WE STOP ALL THIS GAY INVASION SHIT AND GO BACK TO LAUGHING AT PATHETIC FAGGOTS PLEASE THANKS

>1.) Must be blonde.
>2.) Must be between 5'6" and 5'11"
>3.) Must wear dresses and skirts.
>4.) Must have a BMI (for lack of better size/weight measurement system) smaller than 23.
>5.) Must have C cup breasts at most.
>6.) Must enjoy Classical, Jazz, and Black Metal.
>7.) Must be prude outwardly.
>8.) Must be well educated.
>9.) Must be white.
>10.) Must have facial features that I find attractive.
>11.) Must have at least shoulder length hair.
>12.) Must be wealthy, although not necessarily more than me.
>13.) Must have ties to one or more secret societies.
>14.) Must have noble blood.
>15.) Must not enjoy loud noises.
>16.) Must be a virgin.
>17.) Must have a taste for european cuisine.
>18.) Must not like alcohol.
>19.) Must not be acquainted with any Iago-like persons.
>20.) Must have a terrible, abusive personality, but not cheat.

>>>/a/35908226

I told /a/ about your guys plans. I may go on /mu/ more often now but /a/ shall always be my Motherland.

>>10228581
exactly
im even annoyed now about the retarded troll comment i left on that /jp/ thread
we just go our separate ways
and not turn into /x/

>>10228563
/b/

so, what the fuck are we doing?

>>10228597
let's go.

also,
>my face when i keep telling people /jp/ has a hard-ass for a mod and will squash whatever you try, you imbeciles.

>>10228587
That's fucking depressing.

>>10228648
nothing

>>10228619

only summerfags and normalfags don't

>>10228637
>implying /b/ needs allies
>implying /b/ doesnt have more population than if you put every board except /a/ together

>>10228681
>implying /v/ doesn't have more users than /a/

>>10228563
one of the ronery boards like /cgl/ or /toy/.
Athough I suppose they could pair up with eachother to make one sad, basement-dwelling team.

>>10228648

planning a board invasion.

>my face when normalfags shitpost about music near me

>>10228746
No, we're not.

>>10228746
>serious business, bro.

all those opposed to the idea of board invasion:

If it happens, can we all just move to /n/?

>>10228770

yes we are

Drop this shit it has nothing to do with music.

life with Grandma can't

>>10228753
>hurr durr i'm not normal becaus cartoons watch i
Fuck off. You fags are the reasons I stopped watching anime entirely.

Not only that, but you fags have shit tastes in music and only know about your faggot OST music.

LET'S RAPE A MOTHERFUCKING BOARD WITH SOME NASTY IMPLICATIONS

combine /mu/jp/a/. get awesome results.
pic related.

>>10228786
Fuck that. Let's just go to 420chan's music board if that happens. It has like 1000 or so posts in it in total. It could use some more.

>>10228786
sounds good to me.
bracing for /mu/ to become /x/2.0...

You are hunderd years too early for invasions silly /m/!

I really do think we should just break our ties with every board and not raid
therefore becoming the only board that is truly together
besides we already have enough trouble with fights with Metalfags and Indiefags

no refers /g/? they are our main bros!!!

>>10228852
No.

>>10228786
yes

13.) Must have ties to one or more secret societies.
14.) Must have noble blood.
Hahahahahah what

Also, you fags are gonna get raped if you raid /jp/. Mods care a lot more about the weeaboo boards than us.