New thread tradition. I'll repos an old story each time we get a new thread so new readers, writers and artists can see what's this about

So, Which story should I repost?

Normal Norman - Octavia's Revenge (unf)
Normal Norman - The Pet
Normal Norman - Fanfic #2
Normal Norman - Dinner with Purple
Normal Norman - Trixie's bet. (unf) -
Normal Norman - Octavia & Vinnyl -
Normal Norman - Fanfic #1 (Complete)
Layra side-story (complete) -
Normal Norman - first one shots

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http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/11146635

>>11151969
rollin' for dinner

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>>11152002
You are a very diligent anon.

So what episode was the first one you all watched?

Mine was Sonic Rainboom.

>>11152042
yay, I wrote most of this one, another anon wrote the first post
>>11152070
I started from episode one, but this year

>>11152042
>Be Norman
>Another day at Equestria High
>Another day to contemplate suicide
>Calc is boring as fuck, as usual
>Purple soaks it all in, excited
>Teacher asks a question, I'm not really paying attention
>Purple is the only one raising her hand
>She stands up
>Begins singing and dancing
>Yanks me from my seat to try to get me to sing
>"Is this what kids find 'funny' these days? Principal's Office, both of you"
>Oh joy
>Purple literally on the verge of tears over this
>"Why is everyone so mean here, Norman!"
>Feel like telling her to get over it
>Puppy dog eyes
>Cave and just tell her everything will be just fine
>She perks up, in particular over the last phrase
>Today's gonna be a long day
>Every day is a long day
>Contemplate suicide
>Maybe I shouldn't walk over the bridge on my way home anymore
>Purple begins singing in the Principal's Office
>Suspended the both of us

>>11152129
>I don't know why do I feel so depressed
>I'm used to being rejected and ridiculed by this school's population
>however today, I even contemplated suicide
>maybe my heart was finally pierced by the constant attack of everyone except for a few friends that I've gotten thanks to Purple
>This is the first time Purple has been suspended alongside me for one of her antics
>normally the guilty verdict would fall on me as I'm the one who's considered a bad influence by teachers and students alike; however singing and dancing during class and in front of the principal was too much
>as she was given the suspension sentence I could see how her heart broke; because, despite being a weird girl, she is still a book-worm. Maybe she has never been punished at school
>anyways, the girl which made all of my days into a living hell, the girl who's actions had resulted in detention for me so many times, for me just to keep a stiff upperlip had finally found her well-deserved retribution as if the stars had aligned for justice this day.
>she marched out of the school crying silently but with unstoppable tears
>you know, after the previous description, anyone would be laughing at her, overjoyed because vengeance had consumated on its own.
>but this girl is no enemy of mine; despite all the things she unwillingly caused to befall on me, she is my best friend
>and seeing her down for the first time since she found out I was called a racist really made my inner strength crumble
>I was defeated, not by the school itself, but by the tragedy my dear Purple was suffering
>I hated myself for all the times I wished for her to take responsibilty for the times i suffered because of her actions
>However, I will not surrender to the will of this foolish school and I will help my friend cope with it; today's not the day to surrender

>>11152150
>Purple, wanna hangout? -I ask the depresed girl while wearing a smile in order to hide my own sadness
>why am I so worried about her? if she was the Aryan Beauty I would understand it. But she is just Purple, my best friend, but still just that. has hanging out with girls so much, finally turned me into a softie?
>Okay, where are we going? -she asked while looking down-
>let's go downtown, afterall now that we are suspended we have lots of time to go window shopping
>I said as I remembered that I hadn't gone downtown with a friend ever since I came to this place. But now that i think about it, I guess that wasn't a good choice of words
>none the less she agreed as she hadn't gone there either
>I had a bit of money on myself so once we got there I invited her to grab a bite with me; she took a vegan menu. But at least I got her to try some fries; she liked them
>after eating, I looked everywhere for an arcade. These are getting kind of hard to find lately
>after a while we finally found an arcade.
>once we got in, I was surprised by the change In Purple's facial expression
>the lights, the sounds the thrill of the challenge. Purple came to love games, I can't believe she had never tried'em before
>we played all kinds of games, racing, rythm, shooters and fighting
>when we began she was adverse to the idea of using violence with no justification; however once she understood that the images across the screen weren't actually alive, she had no qualms on handing my ass to me. Damned beginers' luck
>sadly, all that gaming was unfavorable to my wallet, so our ride came to an end as did savings
>at the very least she had cheered up, which made me realize that I didn't need to bring her to this place to make her happy. Afterall, At my home lied my beloved Xbox
>hey Purple, do you remember my Xbox? -I asked-
>the thing Spike peed on? -she replied with curiosity
>Yes, that one -I said with an annoyed face
>what of it? -she asked
>we can play video games with that

>>11152171
>Then, what are we waiting for? -she yelled excitedly while pulling my arm- Let's go to your place!!!
>I think I've created a monster; her OCD-like makes her pay attention to every comand input for any game and she's able to quickly choose the best course of action to kick my ass. At least she's a monster I like
>then a phone rings. -hey sonny!- It was dad -I saw you playing hooky with your purple friend, Is she your favorite? Don't let your mom find out you were skipping school with her; she's the one she likes the least. Anyways congrats ong getting a girlfriend- my dad ,as always, was quick to jump to conclusions and tease me about them
>Look dad, we weren't playing hooky, we were suspended
>again? what were you doing?
>well, she tried to make me dace during calc and tried again in front of the principal
>hahahaha! you need to teach her who wears the pants in the house else she will always be dragging you on whatever she wants to do
>yeah, will do -I say- wait, she's not my girlfriend
>whatever, anyways you need to hold your ground or else you'll be dragged into everyone else's pace, don't be a doormat, be a champ
>many of my problems at school would have easily been solved if I'd just stood up for myself; however, it was not in my nature to do so, maybe it's just lazyness. In any case, my dad's were wise words
>okay, see you dad -I hang the phone
>then a loud yell was calling my attention -Norman hurry up so we can keep playing!!!- I totally get what my dad was trying to tell me but anyways, let's just listen to her this once.
>we kept playing for the rest of the day. It felt good to see her smile once again decorating her face. but being curbstomped so many times in the games made my gamer pride hurt.
>when the sun started to fall down my mother came home with dad
>My dad looked a little restless
>somehow something wnet very wrong in spite of mom's calm and reasuring face

>>11152113
its nice to have you with us writefriend

>>11152070
I remember that cursed pilot. It was the masterpiece that damned me to this shithole

>>11152190
>Norman, are you alone? -mom asked in a tone reminiscent of those old family sitcoms.
>no, uhm I'm playing Xbox with purple -I answer quite nervous
>would you mind calling your friend down here so we can dine together? -she asked with that sweet voice of hers, but I knew she had some kind of plot weaving itself inside of her mind
>I called purple and then we sat in the dining room. Purple showed a bright smile though her eyes were a bit reddish because of being so many hours in front of a screen for the first time in her life. She was especially happy because she hadn't had the chance to meet my parents in a normal situation; afterall, she met my father at that time when I fell into a ditch while looking for Spike, and she met my mother while she was looking at porn in my computer
>my parents are doubtful if I should even look at her; especially mom
>Purple is oblivious to all of this of course
>We sat on the table with dad in front of me, Purple by my side, and mom would sit in front of purple. It looked as if I was in front the parents of my girlfriend and about to ask for her hand in marriage
>the food came and it was exactly the food we ate in the afternoon. This definitely can't be good
>Hey, this is the same food we had today at lunch! -spoke purple with a big smile- this is delicious
>mom had this huge GOTCHA! grin on her face
>damn it purple you weren't supposed to say that
>So, -mom said- why were you two lovebirds downtown when you should have been at school?
>well, we... -I couldn't speak as mom interrupted me
>listen here girl, I don't want you near my son, all I see from you is a bad influence for my son, the first time you were being a pervert inside of my own home, then he fell into a ditch because he was looking for YOUR dogand now he was suspended because of you. Norman I don't aprove your relationship with this girl
>after being reminded of what happened at school, Purple became sad again

>>11152223
>Mom, I must tell you the truth about my life in here -I began speaking- I'm hated by almost everyone in the school; Purple is the only one who has stood by my side since the very begining, It's thanks to her that I have all the friends you met that day at the farm. Also, she is NOT my girlfriend.
>do you think I was born yesterday? you don't spend so much time and money on a girl who's not your girlfriend, I followed you during the whole afternoon and I saw everything. I saw how you walked side by side and how you put that stupid smile whenever you saw her smile, you are totally in love with this girl who has brought you nothing more than misfortune
>mom was partly right, Purple had brought me lots of troubles, though she never intended to do so; but for the same reason she was very wrong, even if the sun was extinguished I wouldn't be this girl's boyfriend, At least I still have an ounce of dignity.
>Mrs. Norman's mom -Purple finally spoke- I must say that what Norman said is indeed true, he doesn't hold that kind of feelings for me, in fact, he's in love with Ra...
>DON'T SAY IT -I yelled while cracking my knuckles- wait you know?
>Of course Norman, ev... I mean I have noticed the tender way in which you look at her.

>>11152241
>Suddenly, a spark of light originated from my parents' eyes
>Who's the one he likes? -My parents asked at unison- Please don't be the pink one, Is it the shy/farmer girl? -It seems they can't agree on a favorite but they surely have an unfavorite.
>Wait -I said- what happened to all that crap of not approving our relationship and all that?
>why -dad says- we were just putting you love on trial, your mother's a good actress isn't she? I recorded everything so you could look at the face you are making now whenever you want -damn you dad-
>my mother returned her attention to Purple -Uhm miss Purple, is that your name?
>my name is Twilight Sparkle -she answered-
>I'll just call you purple I guess -replied mom- hey purple, will you tell me who norman likes, if I give you his porn encyclopedia?
>I wouldn't betray my best friend's trust, not even for all the knowledge of this world -Purple Smiled again
>Mom do you realize that you tried to tempt an underage girl using porn? -I asked a bit flabbergasted
>yes, and? -she gleefully answered
>and that's why I love you -dad added
>After that my parents got to know purple while we enjoyed a great dinner

done

>>11152196
I simply couldn't stop after that

>>11152302
damn it. Blessed be Faust

This story is longer than I thought. I'll post the pastebin soon.

>Be Norman
>I'm new in this town and on my first day of school
>My parent's didn't let me skip school even though we arrived today
>So here I am. Just a Sleep deprived normal guy on his first day of school. On top of that I'm late for class
>I'm really off to a good start
>At the school's main gate, there was a janitor or a gardener or something
>He's an old man with dark skin, gray hair, a goatee and a very mismatching outfit.
>Maybe he escaped from an asylum or something. Though he has an air that reminds me of my dad
>"I havent seen you here before" -the man says- "are you perhaps a new student here?"
>"Yes" -I answered
>"Don't you now that you can't be late on your first day? Everyone will laugh at you"
>"uh, yes I know, it's just that I got into this town today, so I kinda got lost on my way here" -I replied again
>The tall man showed worry in his his face
>"You know what? I was once like you. Just a little boy who couldn't distinguish left and right"
>A smile appears on his face
>"I gess I'll show you arround school, so you don't get lost again" -he said while showing me a very wide grin
>It seems that despite his appearance he's a very kind person
>"okay! I'll take on your offer" -I smile at him as I speak.
>By the way young lad, what's your name?
>My name is Norman. And yours mister janitor?
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How should we name discord?

>>11152912
>Discord
>The janitor

How fitting given the recent events.
I suggest something like Mr D.

>>11152912
Needs to be something catchy...what's an evil sounding name?

Hester?

>>11152996
This works too.

>>11152996
Descartes

>>11153040
He Brad the closet

>>11152912
>"Oh, Norman! how corteous" -he chuckled- "there's no need for you to know the name of a humble janitor. But if you must refer to me by a name, you can call me Mr.D" he seemed flattered as we spoke.
>I wonder how people here treat this janitor for him to be this happy just because I asked his name.
>But Mr. D? you must be some kind of pretentious faggot if you make people call you that. I can understand if they mistreat you after you present yourself
>"so lets go on a tour all arround the school" -Mr. D said this in a way reminiscent of some musical; I almost expected him to start singing
>And so we went arround the whole school. Mr. D let me look through the windows of many rooms while explaining me what each room was for.
>"This is the library, here, our colorful student body can read books of almost any topic, we even have some banned books."
>What? does this library has porn or something like that? -I thought
>"Of course not, if we had that the government would close the school. Also, please leave your questions for the end of the tour"
>Wait, what? I'm pretty sure I didn't say that, did he read my mind, or he just expected I would think something like that? I guess I'll stay with my second guess in this
>We just kept walking and I see the first student since I got here, a rainbow haired girl with blueish skin, just you normal everyday girl.
>What the hell?
>"Questions at the end of the tour please"
>Mr. D you are freaking me out. I haven't spoken a word since we were at the library
>"This is the dining room, where you and your future iridiscent friends will hace lunch and strengthen your bonds"
>seeing some of the people here I can guess why he uses synonyms of the word color to refer to them
>"Don't ask questions yet Norman, just enjoy the tour" -he spoke before I could even move my mouth

>>11153786
>Mr. D kept showing me many different rooms while emphasizing the varying hues of this school's students. He didn't let me speak during the whole trip. Damn it I need to know
>"Okay then, here we finish our little tour" -he spoke- "this is the principal's office, I hope you never end up here"
>Mr. D proceeded to take a microphone from the principal's desk
>"Hello everyone, welcome to a new episode of Mr. D's interviews. Our special guest today is also our newest student Mr. Norman. A round of applause please"
>this guy is kinda funny, he acted as if he was hosting a tv show I just played along, maybe no one pays attention to this poor guy, but don't worry Mr. D I wont be a faggot like the people here
>"So Mr. Norman, have you got any question about our cherished school?" -he asked as a professional announcer.
>"Yes I have a question" -I replied- "What's wrong with all the colored people?"
>"And that my friend's was today's show thanks for tuning in" -he then left the room without even answering my question
>That was so weird and random, whatever
>Classes were already over so I started walking home
>"OMG SO RACIST" -The student's start yelling
>"Yeah, check your privilege, white scum." -I wonder what happened, I guess it's some kind of protest
>"Fuck you Norman"
>Oh shit
>People start calling me a skin head.
>It's going to be a long year
>At the gate was Mr.D
>"Did you enjoy your welcome party?" -he said as he smirked
>"By the way, I'm no janitor, I'm Hester Descartes, the main funder of this school"
>"Have a nice year"
>This is definitely going to be a long year

Day one - End

And there it is, I think I fell short to the potentialof the Idea, but at the very least I wrote it

we fun again?

>>11154603
We always fun, it depends on the writer only

>>11154594

>>11154594
you did good.

>>11154664
My thoughts exactly

>>11154718
thanks

bamp

>>11154594
Nice story.

I finished the next part of the Brad story I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

http://pastebin.com/ghdYXr8E