self bump because self.

>>12228813 (OP)
C. Because bed.

C

Si

Samefagging possible, but ah well.

>Yeah, fuck that noise. Literally.
>You're just gonna get back into bed again.
>It's way to comfy to pass up.
>...
>later.


>Mmm... the sun feels great, and it looks nice.
>You get up and stretch a bit. Something pops. It always does.
>You see Spike's already gone. Musta had class early this morning.
>You check your phone.
>8:59 AM
>Oh shit. Bio class.
>You pull off your Macguyver morning routine that you perfected during senior year.
>You did it the last time you stayed up late playing League.
>Which you did all during senior year.
>You just gotta brush your teeth while you showe-
>Dressed up in a simple v-neck and jeans, you grab your bag and hurry out the door.
>Seeing no one in the lobby and next to no one between the dorm and your classroom is a bit unsettling.
>You try to ninja your way into the lecture hall, trying not to disturb anybody.
>Good thing you're a lefty.
>Most of the lefty desks are open, so you pick one at random.
>You recognize someone next to you. The girl with the pink hair... Futter... futa...
>Fluttershy, that's right.
>She notices you looking at her, and she quickly buries her face in her notes, obscuring the animal drawings between the lines.
>Fuck, are you that sweaty?
>Quick check.... okay, you've been worse.
>The professor continues on with the lecture.

A. Take notes
B. Talk to Fluttershy
C. Nap
D. Text (contact list: http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ)

>>12229352
Eh. Be a good little student.

Lol, we need more people in here.

C

>>12229352
B!

D Rarity

One for each option. Where is everybody?

>>12229641
Vote for Rarity!

I voted for A, but I'll vote for texting Rarity for the sake of keeping things going.

>>12229352
A

>Fuck cells and membranes and shit.
>You take a look to your left and see Shy scratching away at her paper. Maybe you'll ask her for notes later.
>It's phone time.
>You whip that shit out like it's your dick.
>Doing the usual stuff, you check your emails and instagram for pictures of coffee, food, and puppies.
>You have a text from CU Central. CUC, you read in the brochure, is the central HUB of all social events at CU.
>Having your number is a bit unsettling.
>The text tells you that there's a homecoming "welcome back" event all day today.
>A lot of clubs and happenings are gonna be there.
>coolstarrybra
>You go on to text Rarity.
>"Hey :)"
>You wait for a reply by sending Spike a Snapchat of Fluttershy taking notes.
"Good morning, Anon."
>Dem punctuations. She must mean business.
>"Got class later today? I'd like to get lunch."
>You guys shoot the shit for a bit and you learn that Rarity is free from 11 to 2.
"I'll see you later, Anon. :)"
>She sent a happy face. She wants it.

>Before you know it, Bio is over. Fluttershy quickly packs up and heads out.
>You see Twilight and AJ at the front of the classroom, talking to the professor.
>Your stomach is also a tad empty.
>Your phone vibrates.
>Spike sent a Snapchat of his recently played League game and an out of focus thumbs up.

A. Dorm
B. Main campus grounds
C. Dining Halls
D. Front of the class.

>>12230229
B.

C

Whisper at the Pink haired bitch

>>12230229
C. Give your mortal form some sustenance.

>>12230229
E. Ask the teacher what he's doin holdin up your bitches

>Yeah, I'm feeling pretty hungry too. Good idea, Anons.
>You head up to the dining halls passing by a lot of other people making their way to class.
>You pass by Rarity, who's on her way to class.
>Spaghetti wave and greetings. She giggles.
>Fuck, you coulda handled that better. But she laughed.
>Standing in line at the dining hall entrance, you see Clowncunt waving off a friend. She's in some short shorts and what looks to be a previously sweaty white shirt.
"Hey, you're Anonymous, right? From my hall?"
>And her name's... Krusty Cun- *ahem* Color run?
"Nice try, bub. It's Rainbow Dash. Haven't heard of me? You shoulda seen me at practice this morning!"
>So she was the ruckus-source. Fucking cunt.
>Her rainbow bangs look a little ruffled along her forehead and you can see a black training bra underneath.
"Yeah, practice was rough and I'm starving."
>You two both get your food and you sit together.

A. Small talk
B. Business talk
C. "business" talk.

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Bumping with out of context Dash.

>>12230887
C. Where art thou, fellow Anon(s)?

C

C

>>12230719
C
To get things moving along

D fling food at first person to pass

>You eat for a bit waiting for the best timing to ask a question.
>Dash raises the spoon to her mouth...
>And you ask her if she has a boyfriend.
>She's choking now
>everybody's joking now
>The clocks run out.
>Time's up, over. Blaow.
>Snap back to reality.
>After almost dying, she retorts.
"W-what's this all of the sudden? NO I don't have a boyfriend!"
>She looks flustered, but eventually composes herself.
"And plus, no guy is in my league..."
>You imagine her wearing Ashe's clothes and shooting a bow for some reason.
>Dem keywords.
"Aaaand, I'm not looking for anything serious."
>She eyes you while she says this.
"I've got bigger fish to fry. First game the day after tomorrow."

>The hour is almost up, and it's almost 11. Time for chem.
>You and Dash shoot the shit on the way out of the dining hall and you get her number.
>You walk yourself to chem class and sit in an available lefty seat.
>After a quick minute, the rest of the class comes in. Twilight sits next to you.
"Hey, Anon, right?"
>You two converse until class starts.

A. Notes
B. Talk to Twilight
C. Nap
D. Text

>>12231399
B. Let's try and get in them purple smart panties

Oh yeah, contact list updated with one number.
http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ

>>12231399
C, chicks dig narcolepsy

>>12231499
Going with this also
C.

>>12231399
B, insist if she doesn't respond

B. Let's be social
Plus it can open up a possibility of an orgy happening

>implying Twilight is social.
>You put your pencil down and take a quick glance at her.
>You'd honestly expect her to be studiously taking notes as fast as a black lady fills out a welfare form.
>But she's sitting there, texting.
>As soon as she finishes texting, she looks across the room to a girl... no, a woman in white with some really flowy hair.
>Maybe you should start using conditioner too.
>"Who's that?"
"Hmm? Oh... that's Celestia. She's a grad student here at CU. I work in her lab. I just sent her a detailed repo-"
>You nod to Twilight, recognizing some of the words she throws out at you and trying to pick up on the few that the professor is talking about.
"You should come with me to her lab after class. You look like you'd enjoy research and we could always use some extra help."
>She gives you the rest of the hour to yourself.
>You try to engage in some kind of small talk with her, and she changes the subject to "chemistry" and "electron affinity".
>Metaphors please.
>After a mixture of taking notes, and learning a bit more about Twilight, including her book fetish, and odd collection of papercuts, the lecture is over. Twilight packs up and stands up waiting for you.
"So... are you gonna come with us?"
>Your phone buzzes.
>12 PM, it's from Rarity.

A. Go with Twilight to Celestia's lab.
B. Head out to the main grounds.
C. Go back to the dorms.

>>12231856
D. Check that text and see if it's Rarity scheduling your lunch

>>12231856
A. Get some chemistry going if you know what I mean

>>12231927
Yeah, I'm bad at writing choices.

A. Go to the lab
B. Head out to the main grounds and find Rarity
C. Go back to the dorms.

>>12231956
So I guess B, we need to get dat Rara booty

(haha black people)
A for Celestia

>>12231956

C. Go back to Dorms and play the fuck out of that Xbox. because fuck it

B To not be rude

>>12231956
'B', telling Twilight you'd arranged to meet up with Rarara at midday.

>>12231956
A

>You tell Twilight that you can't make it, that you had already made plans with Rarity... y'know, that girl from your hall.
"Oh..." she looks a bit deflated, but beams up again. "Yeah, maybe another time! It'd be great to have a friend in that lab."
>Well you're still not sure whether or not you want to.
>You pack up and take off, checking your phone. Rarity says she's near the main campus grounds.
>You text her "omw" and right click furiously... oh wait, this isn't-
>You probably should take a break from League. It's messing with you.
>After heading out of the lecture hall into the bright outdoors, you find Rarity chatting with a couple of guys at a table.
>The one on the left looks like a friggin rock. He's sculpted pretty nicely... no homo.
>Come to think of it, you remember CU has a gym. Egh, eventually.
>The one on the right is short and looks like he's been in all da- oh... it's Spike.
>He turns around.
"Hey, bro."
>Fisting ensues.
"Oh, you've met Spikey-Wikey?"
>You tell her that he's your roommate and new bro.
"And this fellow here is Tom."
>You shake his hand. He says nothing.
>You're not that hungry but you suggest checking out the main grounds for the homecoming event.
>A blue haired girl's behind a couple decks throwing down some bass while a congregate of students move around the grounds.
>You four walk around the greens, checking out the tables of the various clubs.
"Where would you like to go first, Anon?"

A. Check out Greek life.
B. Volunteer opportunities
C. Check out centerstage

>>12232254
A. Get drunk.

>>12232254
Eh.

>>12232254
B. Go through the arduous process of employment that we all have to do in this day and age.

>>12232254
B. Because we're serious students

>>12232444
>Serious students
>Bronze 1 League Addict
>Pick one

>>12232254
C.

>>12232469
Not too late to change our ways

>>12232509
Fuck that, I like our way of living.

fuck dammit, can we just pick an option so I can get writing.

>>12232579
C

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>>12232469
>>12232579

>>12232613
Seconded.

C because

>>12232613
I love you guys.

A

>>12232644
Y-you too.

B

C because the first is too vulgar and the second to lame for Rarity

>>12232804
>too lame
>volunteer
>element of generosity

Now I'm seeing the flaw in putting a choice here. So all 3.

>You've got a couple hours before your next class. It's some good time to kill.
>You four decide to park it in front of center stage.
>A banner reading DJ Pon3 hangs behind the waves of bass assaulting you.
>Tom is unwavering, Spike's enjoying himself, and Rarity is hanging back, looking slightly put off.
>You ask what kind of music she's into, if not this.
>She literally can't hear you.
>While Spike bobs his head to the beat, you move up to the side of the stage to check out some info.
>After filtering through business cards of the DJ, you learned that she's one performer representing one large recreational music club. Many organizations and band names scatter the poster you're staring at.
>You look up and see a girl in light turquoise, smiling at you and another reserved girl in grey, sorting through papers with a look of disdain.
>She and Rarity would get along great.
>The turquoise one peeps up.
"Hey there, we're Canterlot Notes. You wanna join our club? We like music.
>Yeah, you like music too. I mean, your author of your life has already written in several shit-tier music references as jokes.
>And you always wanted to learn an instrument.
>You leave your contact info for updates and informational emails.

(1/3)

>Rarity quickly follows behind you when you signal that you're done scoping out the stage.
>Mr. Stone and your bro decide to hang back.
>Moving to a barely quieter area.
>Greek Row.
>Big, shitty colored cardboard letters line the rows.
>Pi Omega Lambda
>Mu Lambda Pi
>Both of the frats have some rowdy lookin' dudes, including the two guys you saw yesterday. An athletic blue haired guy, and a buff guy in a red shirt.
>Rarity looks put off.
>The guys of POL just finished talking to a guy in front of you, and they only just stare you down.
>Fuck them too.
>You turn your head to the left.
>Hello sororisluts.
>After checking out the curves and filtering out the valley girl accents, you see a familiar pink bubble talking to one of the sorority sisters.
>Chi Upsilon Mu...
>in big letters, CUM.
>Cannot stifle laughter.
"Oh hey bestfriendsintheworldthatijustmetyesterdayinmyhall! How are you two?"
>Pink Panther thats it, right? wraps you both up in a hug.
>You're touching Rarity.
>You three walk for a bit, talking to each other.
>Pinkie Pie mentions that she's now a CUMslut now, and has all the greek party hookups and info that you'll ever need. She leaves you her number and bounces off on her merry way.
>What a bro.
(2/3)

>>12232996
I am now aware that Chi is X. I'm fucking dumb.

>>12232996
I love Applejack but dat Pinkie
u-unf

Welcome to anime academy. You can only get in with the highest of ACT/SAT scores, GPA, and obnoxious hair colors. Stay awhile and feel your sanity drain away.

>After that little episode, you move on towards the smaller clubs.
>Rarity's walking right by your side, complaining about those Frat ruffians.
>A lot of community service orgs, research labs, and simple stuff.
>You see two familiar faces at two adjacent tables.
>The tall blonde girl, and that really quiet one.
>You couldn't remember what AJ stood for, so you just walked up and said hello to Fluttershy, hoping AJ would join in.
"Um... hello."
"Howdy, partner."
>Greeted by both of them, you turn to Shy first.
>Fluttershy could barely let out a sentence.
>What you could make out of her poster is that she's really into helping animals out. Her poster shows pictures of veterinarians and hurt animals.
>You turn to AJ and her cardboard wall of... apples.
"Ah'm here for agricultural studies, like ah' told ya. Learnin' how to maximize crop efficiency and get more of them apples."
>You remember passing some kind of orchard on the way to CU, and learned that that was AJ's workstation.
>Before you could ask more, Applejack checks her watch.
"Hoo-wee, 2PM? Ah' gotta get to the lab."
>Noticing the similarity in schedule, you tag along.
"Oh, goodbye Darling. I had fun. I will see you later!"
>She smiles. You're totally in... right?
>After bidding Rarity goodbye, it's you and AJ walking to class.

A. small talk
B. business talk
C. "business" talk.

>>12233260
C will definitely end up in us getting our ass kicked
So to be safe let's go with B.
>inb4 casual beta

>>12233260
A (Rarity was clearly into us and I haven't given up on Celestia rape)

>>12233260
>>12233314
Yeah B is the safest bet.

>>12233260
B

>>12233260
C
JT Dogzone says swing at every ball

My heart says A but my mind says B
and my dick says C

>Agriculture, eh?
"Eeyup! Mah family's always been a farm family, with the exception of me of course. Ah decided ta go ta college to learn more about how ta make a farm work better. Ah'm the first of mah family to go to college o'course."
>You tell her about your sad story of how CU wasn't your first choice...
>and how you'd much rather go to UCLA and get fat off Panda Express and become docta or erse shame famiry.
>But as for now you don't have any clear aspirations. You wouldn't have to commit sudoku just yet.
>Right now, you just had lab to worry about.
>Both of you walked into the lab to find that Twilight's... grad student was in charge of your section.
>At least she wasn't some FOB Chinese accent grad student.
"Okay class, we're going to start with something simple. Acid-base titration. You'll be working in groups of three, and remember to work together!"
>After looking around the classroom, finding full trios everywhere, you find Twilight alone in front of a buret. You decide to group up with her.
>She'll know what she's doing.
>Celestia spends a good 10 minutes writing equations and procedures out on the chalkboard.
>And you spend a good 10 minutes between your two lab partners, and staring at the ass of a grad student.

A. Talk to Celestia
B. Work on the lab
C. Goof off.

>>12233679
B gotta get them grades yo

>>12233679
A. Talk to Sunbutt

>>12233679
B.

>>12233679
>commit sudoku
I love sudoku and A)

>>12233679
B whilst discussing things with your lab partners, both about the session at hand and general stuff

A

>>12233679
Must not shame famiry.
B

just posting to say OP is a damn good writer.

>>12233904
I'm posting to second that. Hard.

I hope this shit becomes fapable soon

>>12233679
OP is not a fag.

>>12234019
I don't.

>>12233679
Cock at full throttle Talk to Celestia

>Acid-base titration
>More like based ass tight-
>No... focus up, Anon.
>You turn towards the bench and you see Twi and AJ goggled and gloved up, already working.
>You don your safety shit and get your supplies.
>After confusing your scapula for your scoopula, its your turn to do a titration. You load the buret with your base and your flask with your acid and put in the drops of the color thingy.
>You speed run your titration to about the same volume that Twilight had, but you overshot... like a scrub.
>Your flask looks like Kool-Aid mixed with Crystal Light... in a glass of ketchup.
>AJ cranes her neck. Twilight giggles a little bit. Even Celestia is snickering a little bit.
>Celestia comes over and helps you out, reloading your flask and buret, and helps you through the whole process. She tells you it's okay, and it's only the first lab.
"Don't expect any special treatment on Wednesday..."
>She winks.
>Which means, she wants it.
>You guys finish up your lab reports and hand them in.
>Twilight sticks with Celestia, ready to go back to another lab.
"Hey, Anon, y'all done for the day? Wanna get some food?"

A. Dining hall. (You can also invite someone: http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ)
B. Stick around in lab.
C. Go back to the dorms.

>>12234102
A. Go for some food with Rararararara

>>12234102
B.

B) Let's get in good with these two for potential study sessions.

So much for changing game mechanics.
Feel free to invite/text anybody whenever there's a decision to make
http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ

Stick around in lab and make someone drink dihydrogen monoxide

>>12234102
B will yield smarty threesome

>>12234202
All about that Hydrohydroxic Acid.

>>12234202
Dude, that stuff is dangerous. Do you know how many people die every year because of that?

come in to the lab and... seeeee what's on the slab

>>12234328
You spelled "ass" wrong

>>12234260
u mean othr then ur mum
#rekt

>You turn AJ down, saying you probably shouldn't be fulfilling the freshman 15 in the first quarter.
>You decide to hang with Twi and Celestia in the lab, asking her about that research opportunity.
>Both of them smile and they take you under their proverbial wings. get it because alicorns XD epin meymey
"Sure, you can tag along and take a look to see if that's what you wanna do!"
>You two begin the walk to Celestia's lab.
>You get a text from Spike about some crazy Twisted Fate backdoor he just did. You chuckle at that.
>Twilight's over your shoulder. She's smiling lightly... and whispers in your ear...
"TF OP..."
>She nudges you and you both continue following that gracious pair of cakes in white jeans.
>Celestia opens the door to her lab and starts...
"So, basically, in my research, we're trying to find out how certain molecules aggregate to each other in certain conditions, some people say the attraction between them is magic, but nothing's ever magic, right?"
>As you look around, they don't do it like your clique.
>And these bad bitches, man, they want the d-
>Tubes and beakers are strewn across the dimly lit lab and a collection of machines fill in the gaps.
>Bottles of chemicals and a faint trace of alcohol litter the room.
>Celestia begins her work while explaining it to you, as Twilight goes elsewhere and starts working with a probe and a machine.

A. Continue watching Celestia
B. Help out Twilight
C. Wash some dishes
D. Explore the lab.

>>12234446
A we're clearly too retarded to risk helping out best to play the inquisitive student

A it would be rude to walk away while she's talking to you.

>>12234397
Yes. His mom dies every year because of that.

>>12234446
I just wanna know something real quick.
Are we gonna dick some girl?
Or that's for later?

>>12234368
>not getting the god damn reference

>>12234446
A.

A

>>12234549
Its my first writing thing. And while I'm sure I could write some decent fucking, I don't know how to lead up to that because virgin OPAnd as for game mechanics, I'm all for harem mode or one girl mode.

>>12234606
So...
That's a maybe?

>>12234606
You just kind of walk up to her with a boner and put it in. She doesn't need to know about it, right?

>>12234653
This but in the butt

>>12234642
Eventually.

>>12234732
Shouldn't you be writing, OP?
A won.

>You figure it's probably best for you to sit still and just watch and learn.
>Because getting your dick caught in a mass spectrometer is the last thing you want to do today.
>You hang back and listen to Celestia as she prepares a nanoparticle colloid for mass spectrometry Yeah, I know some big words.
>After performing some calibration curves... and showing off some other curves, Celestia talks again.
"These curves take a lot of patience and skill, you have to be really tender with them as they are extremely sensitive."
>Meanwhile, Little Anon woke up downstairs.
>You try to focus on something else to calm yourself down.
>It's not your fault that she's being so innuewonderful.
>She offers her chair and asks if you would like to try.
>You picture yourself attempting to...
>and then you imagine line 2. Death by machinefucking.
>The hour passes by uneventfully, between you watching Celestia's hands, mouth, and ass.
"Any questions so far Anon? How do you like the lab?"

A. Respond positively, asking for a spot in this lab
B. Respond positively, but waiting to see the rest of the options.
C. Respond negatively, turning down the research position.
D. "Business talk"

>inb4 unanimous D.

>>12234770
Shouldn't you be reading, Anon?

>>12234777
B

>>12234777
B.

>>12234777
A to befriend Purplesmart.

>>12234777
A

A I'd like to know more about Celestia and her curves. I promise to handle them tenderly.

B. "Little anon downstairs" says D.

>Yeah, sure thing! You'd love to work in a lab. Plus the company's good.
>Both Twilight and Celestia smile at that remark.
>Are they like... neurally connected or something?
>You discuss your schedule with Celestia who schedules you to work MWF's at 3. Schedule updated.
>Work gets done until the end of the hour... it's about 6PM
>The three of you exit the lab, and Celestia says she's going back home. You two bid her farewell and Twilight suggests you walk her back to your building.
>tummyrumble.wav
>Great idea. You two head in the direction of the dining halls.
>While you two stand in line behind a good amount of students, you strike up a convo.

A. Small talk (League)
B. Business talk (Lab)
C. "business talk"

C Let's get some momentum on sealing the deal.

>>12235044
B to impress her with our dedication and smartsiness

>>12235044
Enough work. A

>>12235044
A.

>>12235112
lazy nigger

>>12235044
A

C. Because I don't play LoL

>>12235338
Neither do I.

>You ask Twilight if she leagues a legend.
>Or if she's a SIREN
>idk, whichever's funnier.
"Yeah, I definitely do! I've been playing since season 1! I'm Diamond 4."
>Oh fuck. You ask her jokingly to carry you out of bronze.
>At the mention of bronze, she looks at you like you have a babydick.
>That scowl turns to a joking smile and she says she'll help you out.
"And... we can play tonight if you want."
>She's trying to sound flirty.
>You two get to the front of the line and talk about the rest of your day and classes.
>After your ice cream, both of you head out of the dining hall and see Rarity on the way out of the dining hall toward your dorm.
>Rarity smiles and says something with Darling in it, and you integrate her into your small talk with Twi.
>The three of you head inside the building and you let the girls go to their hall and you go back to yours.
>You get back into your room to find Spike is mia.

A. Study/homework
B. Shower up and get cozy.
C. League it up.
D. Text someone. (http://pastebin.com/7BVxC7XQ)

C

B we need to stay fresh.

>>12235413

b) then a).
Because then you'd be done with homework for the night, you'll be all nice and cozy while you do the homework, and then you can play with Twi when she's ready

>>12235482
This. B and then A. Most logical choice.

B, A. Then let there be texting of some kind. See what people are up to. LoL if no one wants to chat.

>You take your towel and a pair of undies to the bathroom.
>While you shower, you start thinking about the day.
>You could be in a band, a frat, a ranked league team, or so many other things.
>Start off warm and end off cold.
>Thanks Men's Health magazine.
>After your cozy shower, you get back in your room.
>Still no Spike, and it's almost 8.
>You get in your favorite pair of shorts and look out the window.
>A soccerball and a clown wig come walking toward the building, flanked by AJ and Spike.
>Egh, time to get to work.
>You sit at your desk and shove some papers neatly to fit a corner, lift your laptop screen up and try not to hit up youtube.
>You check your emails that say there's a general meeting for Canterlot Notes tomorrow at 6.
>Your chem professor also emailed you your online homework for tonight.
>And your favorite TA, Celestia, sent you a helpful study guide for said homework.
>as well as an 8 page protocol for conducting oneself in her lab.
>You notice her avatar picture of her email... Some really cute picture of her smiling holding up a peace sign. That's adorable.
>After filtering through your emails from CUC and several other spams, you get to work on that chem.
>Spike comes in shortly after, and you two have a quick convo about the day.
>You saw him hanging out with AJ and RD! Gj, bro.
"Naw, that was nothing, we were just playing a bit of soccer. Intramurals. Dashie says she's down to play on our team when the season's over. Do you play?"

A. Ask to join team
B. Put it off till later
C. <other>

>>12235722
B. Then C. We'll do some League.

C) ask him if he's up for a game of LoL, we can see if Twi's on too.

>>12235722

B.
then
C: Text Twi, see if she's up for LoL. Then regular text chat, be a little flirty with shit like, "I really like how I'm going to get to work with you all semester" or something like that

>>12235722
Mention you might join later, ask him if he wants to play League, and take up Twilight's offer.

>>12235820
>>12235833
>>12235931
>>12235932
All of these.

Also, you're slowly becoming my favorite CYOA writefag OP.

>You tell Spike that you don't not want to be a part of their team but you also do.
>He snickers and goes to take a shower.
>It's about 9:30 when you finish your work.
>You double click that square L and that orange Play button, and message Twilight on Facebook to get on. Spike comes in soon after.
>You give her your IGN and your room number too.
>Twilight says to play one game without her and Spike says he wants in.
>Does he even do homework?
>After playing with the Spirit Guard Udyr comic for a New York minute, Spike's ready to go.
>You do a warm up ARAM with Spike.
>You get a Malphite and he gets a Graves.
>Malphite OP
>You manage to kill a good 30 minutes.
>Twilight messages you.
"You want me to come over there?"
>Incoming dilemma. If Twi becomes your new carrying buddy, Spike may get jealous.
>Spike may also try to steal Twilight from you.
>You could also start a 3's team.

A. Go to Twilight's room
B. Bring both of them into the lobby.
C. Have Twi come over.

B meet on neutral ground, we can show her our room later.

>>12236044

C.

play dota scrubs joking

>>12236044
A.

>>12236044
B.

>>12236044
Go to Twi's room to, as you americans say, "hit the books."

Also, BRB, food break. Be back in an hour or 2. Keep it bumpin.

>>12236044
A, because fuck Spike, that's why.

>>12236044
Little Anon says A, but it might be a better idea. No Spike, and Twilight's already flirting with us, so...

bamp

>Yeah, fuck Spike. He's not good enough to carry your fat ass out of Leaf 3.
>You pack up your stuff, toss on a clean shirt, and Spike looks at you.
"No more League tonight? It's only 10."
>You're actually going to hang around for a bit.
>He buys it.
>You walk on over, carrying your ID, phone, and laptop.
>Knocking on the door to the girls' hall, a wild underweared Rainbow Dash opens the door, intercepted by Twilight.
>Clowncunt nudges Twilight a bit before she goes back to her room.
>She's wearing a purple tanktop and some shortish shorts, and... a little bit of makeup?
"Heeyyy Anon, come inside!"
>You swore you heard Dash cringe a bit at hearing those words.
>Twi sidehugs you quickly before leading you into her room.
>Rarity sits on the opposite bed, in white pajamas, sketching away in a sketch pad.
>She wipes a look of contempt to a look of contentment on her transition from Twilight to you.
"Oh, Anon Darling, how are you?"
>You're fine, just here to play some vidya with Twi. Can you use her desk?
"Of course, let me just..."
>She gets up to clean her desk off a bit.
>not that there was much on there to begin with.
>You watch her climb back into her bed before you sit at her desk.
>Dat assssss.
>So you and Twi start up League.
"So... what do you wanna do?"

A. ARAM's
B. 1v1
C. Duo Queue
D. "business talk"

inb4 unanimous D

>>12237094
A

>Talking 'buisiness' with Twilight literally right in front of Rarity.
Sure why not I don't play LoL so I have no idea what A and C are anyway.

>>12237094
B.

>>12237094
Let's go A.

I have no fucking clue what ARAM stands for.

>>12237094
Lemme rephrase for the noncasuals that don't play League.

A. Fun game
B. 1v1
C. Serious Ranked game
D. tell rarity to skeedaddle so you can business talk.

>>12237094
1v1

>>12237252
A

>>12237252
A and maybe B or C. Let's start off with some simple fun.

I guess I'll change my earlier D vote, since I don't want to just show up and kick Rarity out, and go for A so Twilight can get a feel for how much help we are in need of.

>You invite her into an ARAM lobby.
>She gets Soraka and tells you that she's gonna get pentakill this game.
>When the game starts, you see "All-chat" fill up with
"OMG is that SparkleT?"
>They recognize her immediately?
>She's a lot better than you thought.
>She's practically carrying the whole team and picks up kills easily.
>When you die, you turn to face her.
>She's in a state of zen.
>Her clicking is absolutely spot-on.
>You buy your BF sword and meet eyes with Rarity for a second.
>You both smile as you go back to your game.
>In a matter of 15 minutes, you guys are up against their Nexus ready to take the game.
"So, Anon... whaddya think?"

A. Let's play a ranked.
B. Let me play you!

A I think we all know how B would turn out.

>>12237522
B. Could be interesting.

A. Getting destroyed by Twilight in a game is no fun. Maybe in other ways...

>You ask her to carry you.
>She invites you to her party, and you guys duo up.
>She calls Ahri mid, and buys nothing but books all game.
>You're doing okay Garen top, getting the occasional 1 for 1 and you're only losing a little bit to your Wukong matchup.
>But it's kind of distracting when you keep seeing "SparkleyT has slain _______"
>In any case, Twilight carries you through a good series of games, up to your promotion series.
>Rarity fell asleep sometime between game 2 and 3.
>You tried to slow down on the clicking a bit, out of courtesy.
>It's currently 11:30.
>Twilight yawns a bit.
"So?"

A. Keep playing.
B. Call it a night.
C. "Business" talk

>>12237908
A.

>>12237908
Play one or two more games, then B.

A and see if she'll offer to let us crash here.

>>12237908
A, and then fall asleep in her dorm.

>>12237908
Yeah, another game or two then call it a night

>You could go for a few more... Let's get you into Silver.
"Sure thing, Anon."
>She smiles and yawns.
>Hopefully, you can try to get this promo series done in less than 4 games. It's been a long day.
>Game 1 goes off without a hitch. You guys run botlane, but it's not that hard to win lane when their ADC is just a DC.
>Game 2: You decide to run botlane together again, you take support, being the bottom bitch that you are. You took a lot of bullets for Twilight during the laning phase, which you're sure made her crack smile out of that zen mode. However, you guys lose.
>There goes your early night.
>Game 3: Some "Diamond smurf" calls ADC and forces Twilight to go support. No amount of your Volibear can rescue her lane. Hell, you may have even fed the opposing team too.
"Well... we gotta win both of these... You ready?"
>Game 4: A well fought and well won game. You went Ashe bot and Twi mid, using that OP book build. Oddly enough, you managed to outscore Twilight.
>Game 5: Your jungler was DC for about half the game... Your toplane fed. You and Twi had no choice but to carry your way to victory... and you did.
>Twilight yawns and whispers,
"gg, Anon... I'm tired."
>2:30 AM. Fuck.
>You're too tired to move. Can you stay here for the night?
"Y-you wanna stay here? There's nowhere to sleep. Maybe another night. What about Rarity? Sorry, just go back to your room."
>She rushed through that series of statements.

A. Go back to your room.
B. 50 no's and a yes is still a yes.

>>12238398
A
lovin all the lyrics you drop. eminem earlier was fucking golden

Start for A but play up how tired you are with some extra yawning to try to guilt her to let you sleep on the floor or something.

>>12238521
I really overuse the music lyrics jokes.

>>12238542
Let's just do this, walk out and bump into a couple walls while we're at it.

>>12238398

a) but give her a warm hug, a "Thanks for having me over, I really enjoyed playing with you," and perhaps a quick peck on her cheek before you rush out

>>12238615
pls no

>You stand up stretch, and then let out a huuuuuuuuge sigh.
>Can't you just sleep on the floor?
"I- um... are you sure?"
>You yawn and set down your stuff and fall "asleep" on the floor.
>After smiling in your "sleep", and a few playful pokes by Twilight, you get up.
>Twilight has already shown her capability of being a good poker... but she can't read your poker face. I didn't mean to lyrics, I swear.
>You get up and pull her into a hug.
>You thank her for carrying you. It was really fun.
>She yawns as you hold her, her frame expanding and contracting with her breath.
>She rests her head on your chest, setting you up well.
>You plant a little tiny kiss on forehead and leave.
>You'll see her tomorrow.
>She's smiling... you think.

"GG"
>She says as she collapses on her bed, leaving you to go back to your room in the dark.

End Day 1.

Day 1 Summary
Fffriends with Twilight
Friends with Applejack and Fluttershy
Contact with Pinkie Pie and Lyra
Acquaintances with Tom
Employed by Celestia
Silver 5: 0 points.
Forgot Bio Notes

I have no idea if i'll be able to continue this during the weekdays, since I actually have a job. I might try to start Day 2 tonight.

Thanks for coming!

>>12238935
It was fun OP. If I'm around, I'll just drop in to see what condition my condition is in.

>>12238935
Cant follow the league shop talk myself but damn good writing, OP. Looking forward to next time.

>>12238935

I agree with the other two anons. I wish I had more experience with Greentext otherwise I'd do one or two for you... that, and League talk knowledge

>>12239069
Same. I've done some writefagging for those random one-off threads, but I don't usually have the time.

http://pastebin.com/9vU5xuBb

Pastebin's updated.

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